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    Re: The post something funny thread.

    JOE, COOTER, & GUBER


    Joe died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed
    someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting
    friends, Cooter and Guber. The three men had always hunted and fished
    together and were long time members of a hunt camp.



    Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter
    said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The
    mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Joe’.

    The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Guber in to confirm the identity of the body. Guber looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Guber said, ‘No, it ain't Joe’ .



    The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Guber said, 'Well, Joe had two ass-holes’. 'What! He had two ass-holes?' asked the mortician.


    'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
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    Definitely some good chuckles (and a few truthful cringes) tonight - even the oldies were goodies.


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    this was funny and cathartic for me, considering how much I HATE when parents let their kids do stuff like this to strangers. They tend to think it's "cute".


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    Oh Tyra


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    I weave for you, the marvelous web. glow in the dark threads...all neon like.

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    I weave for you, the marvelous web. glow in the dark threads...all neon like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreyUnderscore View Post
    Oh Tyra
    Jesus!
    WISDOM is the Knowledge you've gained ... After you could have used it! _Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gentleheart View Post
    ...I can't stop looking.

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    That which cannot be UNseen . . .


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    Enjoy the Picnic my American Friends


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    I weave for you, the marvelous web. glow in the dark threads...all neon like.

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    I AM DEAD!






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    Brings a whole new perspective on Disney flicks.


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    Re: The post something funny thread.

    Everyone has an answer to Princess Anna's infamous question...





    LOL @ :25
    Last edited by Gentleheart; July 4th, 2014 at 09:52 PM.
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    Re: The post something funny thread.

    I think next time religious people come to my door wanting to help me find Jesus. I am going to tell them he is down in my basement having tea with leather straps and some duct tape.

    Don't do drugs; don't do it -- especially heroin. Heroin's like receiving oral sex and, at the same time, a puppy's licking your face. You don't want that. (mike destefano RIP)

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    I weave for you, the marvelous web. glow in the dark threads...all neon like.

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    I weave for you, the marvelous web. glow in the dark threads...all neon like.

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    Re: The post something funny thread.

    Forgive me if this is a repeat, but this had me cracking up!


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    Re: The post something funny thread.

    ^ LOL! I've seen it before, but it never fails to crack me up. I'd honestly react the SAME way!
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    Re: The post something funny thread.

    Hey Dustin...remember this?

    I weave for you, the marvelous web. glow in the dark threads...all neon like.

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    I don't believe I had seen that one before, but it's hilarious!!

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    We see how you play now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DonQuixote View Post
    We see how you play now.
    You see how who plays now?

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    Hiding behind doors, waiting to scare the crap out of people.

    I guess that's one way to clean them out for fun and games later.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MNromantic View Post
    Forgive me if this is a repeat, but this had me cracking up!


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    Now, if it was Dustin trying to wake up Lord York, the pole would be aimed a bit lower.


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    ... I have no fucking idea... who comes up with this shit???


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    Now that penis has a big head on it!!

    Gorgeous face...looks like an Arab??
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    I weave for you, the marvelous web. glow in the dark threads...all neon like.

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    Good ???. Where does the red one go?
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    Re: The post something funny thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by borg69unimatrix View Post


    ... I have no fucking idea... who comes up with this shit???


    or
    Looks like you stumbled onto that weird part of YouTube again.
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    He's witty and he's cute


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    Quote Originally Posted by cashwyatt View Post
    Brazilian pranks are the best!

    - The public don't (can't) complain - so they can create the most daring/outrageous pranks.
    - Many people are uneducated/unaware of so don't understand pranks and also deeply religious so these ghosts prank work there than elsewhere.
    - Plus their reactions is the best - they're such animated and 'expressive' people

    Last edited by carey579; July 9th, 2014 at 12:30 AM.

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    is ons journay a discoverys of long time ans nows a here a discova you
    _ooh dat Kool-
    so wot jounrnay ya ons?
    _enjoys a last pizza befor astorid mark 9000 hit_
    ooh gon mis a news
    _got 5mins stuff it in mouth ans go out wit a squid-

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOPPYSECONDS View Post
    is ons journay a discoverys of long time ans nows a here a discova you
    _ooh dat Kool-
    so wot jounrnay ya ons?
    _enjoys a last pizza befor astorid mark 9000 hit_
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    Whatever this is, must take practice.

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    well we finals find cure
    * but a dead?*
    depends how ya wanna look it nautre gon cure see no mor pain
    * wot? but a dead *
    poor fellow
    *female*
    poor wellow
    *wash up?*
    you dry ooh just time make fa round golf
    * ooh betta hurry *
    maybe we patent death wot tinks?
    * ooh get on ta ma legals *
    ya gonna go far ya is


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    Re: The post something funny thread.

    I'm posting this here because it's Calvin & Hobbes. It's wonderful. I don't know that I'd call it funny, though. I have tears in my eyes right now.


    http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-jus...vin-and-hobbes

    This Guy Just Changed The Way We See Calvin And Hobbes. Seriously.


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    Quote Originally Posted by carey579 View Post


    Her name is Aretuza and she's a sensation -







    I can't stop laughing to this. Brazilians give the best reactions and those kids sitting beside her made it even more hilarious. I've been typing the comments here onto Google translate for the last hour

    http://www.chongas.com.br/2010/10/an...za/#more-12096

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonQuixote View Post
    I'm posting this here because it's Calvin & Hobbes. It's wonderful. I don't know that I'd call it funny, though. I have tears in my eyes right now.


    http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-jus...vin-and-hobbes

    This Guy Just Changed The Way We See Calvin And Hobbes. Seriously.
    Sigh... and i'd probably like it if he didn't. Great read though.

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    Too true this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DonQuixote View Post
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    Too true this.

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    I weave for you, the marvelous web. glow in the dark threads...all neon like.

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    ^#2, #10, #20 and #30:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gentleheart View Post
    17. Looking through endless Yellow Pages to find a number.
    Actually, I still GREATLY prefer to do this whenever possible. At least everything printed in the Yellow Pages **EXISTS** at the time it is printed. Trying to look up "yellow pages" online brings up anywhere between 30% to 95% *BOGUS* non-existent listings, and what is there is invariably horribly incomplete.

    About eight or nine years ago I wanted to contact all the antique stores around Little Rock, Arkansas to look for something. I had no LR phone book, so I used an internet Yellow Pages search...then I wrote LETTERS (yeah, postal mail) to every antique shop listed in that Little Rock "yellow pages" INTERNET directory.

    Though it was allegedly current, as there was no disclaimer saying otherwise, about 70% of the letters I wrote were RETURNED to me, not deliverable. Of the ones that didn't get returned, I have no idea how many of THOSE went to "new" occupants who had been at that address since the antique shop vacated it 4 or 11 or 35 years ago.

    As another example, Adrian, say you're looking for hotels. Let's pick some town that doesn't have very much...OK, let's say Reform. Searching for HOTELS in Reform, Alabama...will bring up pages and pages and pages of links to hotel sites, NONE of which exist close to Reform at all (except for the perhaps two or three mom-and-pop ones that may actually be in such a small town...and NO guarantee that any of THOSE will even show up at all).

    The closest hotel in some particular chain might be in Ocala, but it will still show up in the Reform, Alabama search - probably.

    SAME SHIT that I run into much more often, there are times I want to look up a radio station. Even if it is a radio station that has NO WEBSITE AND NO STREAM, thousands of links will show up for it, including links to nonexistent streams on every audio player in the world, etc.

    Dammit, I HATE trying to search for accommodations, local services, etc. on the internet.
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    my senior year of high school, I ran for class president, and I lost to a girl in a wheelchair.
    No, I'm not ashamed.
    I know she definitely got the sympathy vote, but that's just because I ran a really negative campaign.
    vote for Cash his ideas have legs

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