Bruno Mars [merged]

[lukasz01]

if you have fakes of bruno mars put them here please

[ilbomba]

I made just the one that you've seen, hard to find good pics of him. The ones I have found he always seems to have a hat on so it's hard for me to make a fake. Perhaps a skilled photoshopper will be able to pull it off better. Like you, I'd like to see some good fakes of Bruno. I was playing his music while making the fake...damn what a voice!

[illgetbi]

Call me back when this thread has pics.

[jhero]

I wonder if he has a big one or small one.
I'm guessing his balls are big and low hanging for some reason though..

[canthemannons]

[mattsaldaneri]

wow. that fake looks so authentic. ^^^ lol

[jhero]

>>canthemannons

LMFPO!
But he sure has one of these down there too, huh?

[ilbomba]

[lukasz01]

every fake of him is good because he is so cute thanks for the pics if anyone find some or want to make some post them here

[lukasz01]

does nobody has some more fakes of him

[954dude]

I bet he's hiding a nice tight booty.

[lukasz01]

i agree would anybody please make some nice pics of him with a nice tight ass

[KooKss]

Me singing 'Grenade' from Bruno Mars.
Please be sweet about my singing quality...
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OcLUnqv7pE[/ame]

[zoltanspawn]

What a lovely voice you have.

[Geoffboyardee]

You sing very well. You just have to calm down and take it slowly. You can't just sing a song, you have to FEEL it and know every beat the words go to.

But the most important part is to be confident.

Or you can use autotune like me.

[KooKss]

behind my laptop quality is not so good..
please be kind

[van-ee]

I like the way you actually say "you" instead of "ya"

You have a nice distinctive voice.I think you should keep singing for others to enjoy.Nice job....

[KooKss]

ow yeah!

[KooKss]

please thumbs up for me on youtube if you like... but dont use the thumbs down option

[lukasz01]

omg in the music video of the lazy song bruno drops his pants
and you can see his bulge it is at 2:35
it is freakin hot

[lukasz01]

here is the link

[thatgirl]

Okay, I <3 Bruno Mars but...The thrusting is too much for me.

[connermt]

I like some of his music, but he just doesn't do it for me in any way shape or form.
He did do a live GRENADE performance on The Graham Norton Show a few weeks back that was outstanding! I was impressed since most current artists sound like crap live

[Raincoat Massacre]

Wow... I really hate that song. XD

I like most everything does, but I hate that song. lol

[DigitalFudge]

I constantly hear his music


And everyone time it comes on I still listen for that beat to drop... It never does...

Too much Dubstep....

[Raincoat Massacre]

Okay, I <3 Bruno Mars but...The thrusting is too much for me.

I think the monkey on the right has nice legs. lol

[sinmaker87]

He's ugly and a cokehead.

[dat outside dick]

God, he is so cute! Thanks for sharing these!

[jjrod321]

alright, ill admit it .........hes hot. And that dick bounce just did me over


do you think hes cut or uncut?

[healingduck]

Yea, the song is terrible, but that part of the video was hot.

[jjrod321]

are there any good stills with his dick somewhat visible??

[Aisle72]

alright, ill admit it .........hes hot. And that dick bounce just did me over


do you think hes cut or uncut?

I think cut !!!

Nice pumping in the boxers in the vid.

[whydatkine]

My friend actually went to school with him in high school in Hawaii. Shall I ask if he is cut or uncut? Seeing that he's pacific islander, he probably isn't as it's not as widespread in their culture for men to be circumcised.

He's a cutie, but Hollywood definitely changed his appearance. I'd post the photos of him with my friend back in the day but that's probably violating privacy... or it is.

[HotGuyFan]

That reminds of that dick swang on youtube, lol

[kibashyho]

He is a nice guy and decent singer, but his hollyWOOD run is soon over I don't love his look, I hate the Lazy song it reminds me why I love the top 40 so much

[dat outside dick]

Which is like saying I hate Hershey's bars because they remind me of how much I love chocolate so much.

And while I can't pretend to know what a "hollyWOOD run" is, I know that I see him walking away with trophies from every show there is. He's just getting started.

And, I'm taking 50% off of your comments for being 8 months late.

[DigitalFudge]

What the fuck? What the actual fuck?


What kind of late april fools joke is this?

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-769974


Late March 2012, Bruno Mars announced on a small Chicago radio station that he is homosexual. Mars also stated: "I will not go to great lengths to spread this news. The timing is bad, I hadn't realized it was April Fool's Day but it's been pointed out to me and I don't want to go too public with this. I don't want it to be disregarded as a joke. My sexuality is no joke to me and it's come out a little faster than I'd hoped." It was later revealed that the singer's intentions were in fact to make some well-placed jokes on the air to test the public's reaction, before actually coming out on a televised talk show later this week. His plans went awry when he got some very specific questions from the interviewer, the source added.

Since then, social media and the blogosphere went abuzz, with hashtags like #supportbruno garnering over 100,000 tweets. The feedback is globally very positive.

Bruno Mars’ first album, Doo-Wops & Hooligans proved to be the third biggest-selling album of 2011 in the United Kingdom.

Mars is currently working on his second album after signing a worldwide publishing deal with BMG Chrysalis.



I am looking for more recipets and if you type "Bruno mars" in twitter search it seems to be factual.

Who knows.

[DigitalFudge]

[anchihiro]

I remain sceptical.

[DigitalFudge]

The original website "IREPORT" CNN is not fact checked.


Still awaiting any actual proof.


If this is fake (Which it looks like) the damage is already done with half of twitter tweeting about it



Not to mention fucking youtube videos being made.

[Appleman34]

Half of his songs are about girls... it'd be interesting to hear him sing about men on his next album

[jensu846]

ya, i always thought he was gay. wouldnt surprise me at all. not that it matters, but I think it would be cool if he did come out.

[62624rd]

i belive that he is married with child

[Spiff]

i belive that he is married with child

Which proves what, exactly?

[Wafflecakes]

Very obviously fake imo.

Plus the fact that multiple sources are now reporting that he personally called the claim false.


The evidence is so slim and only one legit site reported it.

[BreakTheIce]

lol... and he's on the cover of Playboy. Seriously?

[medic1]

Until you hear it from the guys own mouth ,it is just TRASH .

Let him and his Record companys lawyers Threaten ,Threaten and just once more.

If the rumours happen to be true , so fuck the man has TALENT .it will be really hard for a while , once the man finds his support ,just let him trash their asses into court ,

All the best,

[Nomenclature]

It was an organized joke from 4chan. They wanted to see how many people they could get to believe it.

[bidaddysex]

one never knows... but I think he is straight... makes lovely music whatever his sexuality and that's what matters... that is the career he has chosen.... goregous too.. has to be said!

[dat outside dick]

Is anyone going to tell him it's "genitalia"?