I had a brilliant thought going through these threads, and decided to implement it tonight.
I sent a text to one of my hottest straight friends (Latino swimmer, it's all I can do to not jump his dick every time I see him) telling him I was drunk out of my mind. Eventually I told him my female friend thought he was hot, and transitioned as if I were the female friend and had taken the phone. I start flirting and then, using a cell phone shot of a girl I got off the internet, convinced him to send me a dick picture. It was beautiful! It's on my phone, not my computer, but I'll show as soon as I can.
Has anyone else made up a diabolical scheme to see straight dick?