Nathan Kress from Nickelodeon

[Willie Boy]

Bah! You have no ninja skills. You are far too undisciplined.

[Sinestro]

Maybe not, but I'm still game to do the deed.

[Willie Boy]

You'd get caught just trying to sneak onto the set.... making you the perfect patsy decoy. Just one problem, you'd lead them back to the rest of us, just to save yourself!

[Sinestro]

Lies! I would never sell everyone out just for myself. Hell if anything I'd put up a hell of fight and see him in person first. Then I'd dutifully accept the arrest. Besides it'd make for a great story.

[Willie Boy]

Maybe I was wrong..... You wouldn't sell us out to save yourself, you'd sell us out for an actual live glimpse of him!

But you'd still sell us out.

[Sinestro]

Why and how would I sell you out? I don't see how that would help me at all....... I'm thoroughly confused.

[mike1491]

If you really had great ninja skills, sneak into his house while he's showering... perhaps with a camera.

[Willie Boy]

A likely story..... You would offer us up as ringleaders of the plan provided you are allowed to get a glimpse of Nathan.... Then, after you've told them all about JUB, and this thread specifically, they'd take you out for your glimpse.... Only to reveal they had no intention of ever letting you see him.

[Sinestro]

Actually no, I'd say it was all my idea and when I got free I'd tell you guys everything I saw. After of course they aren't trailing me. Thanks for the faith though.

[Willie Boy]

So you say. But methinks you lie far too easily. 1) you lied about your ninja skills..... 2) you easily speak of lying to them.... 3) you could just as easily be lying to us again....

Strike one, two AND three.... You're out.

[Sinestro]

Well, if you think I lie to easily how do you know I haven't been lying before?? I could really have major skills and done it already.

[Willie Boy]

If you'd done it, I'd know. Now don't go trying to confuse the issue, you'll only confuse yourself.

[Sinestro]

Agreed. I get confused way to easily. Has there been any news on new iCarly episodes? Like what they may entail or anything?

[Willie Boy]

I'm not at liberty to say.

[Sinestro]

Aww come on, help us out they'll never know you told.

[Willie Boy]

OK.... Can you keep a secret?

[Sinestro]

Naturally.

[Willie Boy]

Me too!

[Sinestro]

Dang, you got me. I guess I can wait for some info. I'd rather not but I will. Hate to get anyone in trouble. *grumbles to self*

[Willie Boy]

You shoulda seen that one a mile away.

But as unlikely as it looks, I'm still pulling for Freddie on the swim team (wearing a hot pink speedo).

[Sinestro]

Yes indeed I should have considering it was you I was asking. That's okay though, The more actions I observe the better prepared I'll be in the future.

[Willie Boy]

Unless I "throw you a curve".....

[Sinestro]

True. But then its all the more info I have.

[Willie Boy]

What good is info?

[mike1491]

To me this guy looks a little bit like a more mature version of Nathan. Anyone agree?

[Sinestro]

I agree. I saw it loading and thought it was him for a sec.

[Willie Boy]

Naw, Nathan's far hotter.... not to mention cuter.

[OrtonLover69]

cricket! this topic needs more pics then talking.....jesus get a cell phone or msn... -__-

[mike1491]

I agree but unfortunately there aren't enough legal pics of Nathan out there since he recently turned 18 and isn't that into self promotion, which really sucks because he's letting all that hotness go to waste.

But don't worry I haven't given up my search. As soon as something surfaces I will post it.

[mike1491]

Here's a pic he posted on Twitter. It was on the first page so I don't know if you saw it already or not.

[Sinestro]

I saw then but didn't comment on it. His arm(s) are massive looking. I bet whomever he spends the night with will feel safe in them.

[Willie Boy]

I saw then but didn't comment on it. His arm(s) are massive looking. I bet whomever he spends the night with will feel safe in them.

Or be afraid he'll have a nightmare and squeeze their brains out....

[mike1491]

Or be afraid he'll have a nightmare and squeeze their brains out....

I now know the way I wanna die...

[Sinestro]

At least you could say you were in his arms right?

[mike1491]

Definitely... of course I'd much rather die choking on his big juicy cock though!!! Ha

[Sinestro]

That would be one hell of a way to go!

[mike1491]

For Nathan it would be well worth dying. I would gladly give my last breath(no pun intended) to please him!!

[JDilly]

Is he still with iCarly?
If he bulks up TOO much I really cant see them keeping him on.

[mike1491]

Is he still with iCarly?
If he bulks up TOO much I really cant see them keeping him on.

Yeah he's definitely still on. They finished shooting season 4 a long time ago and they're already planning for season 5. Trust me, Nathan isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Besides they can't just replace Freddie because the show won't be the same.

I don't think he's bulking up all that much anyway, and if he is the wardrobe people are doing a good job of hiding it.

[Sinestro]

I agree, even if they did kick him and let the show continue he'd still have to do a leaving episode. And we'd still see him anyway.

[Willie Boy]

They ain't gonna kick him any time soon. As for his bulking up... we're still seeing previously filmed episodes so yes it is happening. In the current season you can see that his arms are a bit bigger, he doesn't double layer shirt over sweater like he used to so you don't really notice. But yeah, for this next season, they will have to explain his larger muscles (he IS bigger than the average guy his age). I still say him being on the swim team will work (still pushing for it), or maybe joining the wrestling team (no speedo, but still tights). We'll see what comes (pun).

[Sinestro]

Seeing him in a wrestling suit would indeed be nice too. A speedo would be a lot better though.

[Willie Boy]

Yeah, wrestlers tend to wear cups, so you don't get to see their actual bulges. Swimmers on the other hand.... its all them.

[Sinestro]

It's not always about the bulge, sometimes it the rest of him that makes us hot. And I wouldn't mind seeing all of him!

[Willie Boy]

True, but if I'm gonna see a "bulge" I want it to be real, not some piece of plastic. Besides a bulge is like a cherry on top of the ice cream, its fun to play with while you devour the rest of your dessert, so to speak.

[Sinestro]

True, so very true on both accounts. I do wonder what's going to happen in season 5 though.

[Willie Boy]

We can only wait. Or sneak into Nickelodeon's headquarters and slip our scripts into their files.

Hmmm.... That could almost have a double meaning

[Sinestro]

Quite a nice one though. But I'm all for the idea! Whichever one that may be...

[Willie Boy]

Quite a nice one though. But I'm all for the idea! Whichever one that may be...

If we find Nathan (and he's willing) we can employ the second meaning. If Nathan ain't there we'll just go with the standard meaning.

[Sinestro]

Fair enough. I will hope and pray for the second one.