Nathan Kress from Nickelodeon

[bobobo]

I know the law is the law, but don't ever confuse it with justice, fairness, common sense. or just plain sense. Else, how explain a twelve-year-old being tried as an adult?

[RobinGoodfellow]

I know the law is the law, but don't ever confuse it with justice, fairness, common sense. or just plain sense. Else, how explain a twelve-year-old being tried as an adult?

We're having fun, now either put on the grass skirt like everyone else and grab your drink, or go back to CE&P where you obviously belong.

How long until you figure he does a swimming scene?

RG

[mike1491]

What the hell are you 2 talking about?!

[Willie Boy]

I seriously doubt Nathan will consent to any of it anyway.

In reality, Nathan wouldn't consent to any of it. So none of us would get him. But in this fantasy that I was creating about him, he is begging for my partner and I to teach him our ways. We were going to put in a good word for you when we were done, but Nathan doesn't want to hear it. Too bad for you.

[mike1491]

I already had him long before any of you got to him. I made sure his first time was perfect and now he's in love with me. So now you don't even get sloppy seconds. Sucks for you!!

[lathanlover]

I know the law is the law, but don't ever confuse it with justice, fairness, common sense. or just plain sense. Else, how explain a twelve-year-old being tried as an adult?

I agree that the law isn't always fair, however, as a crimnal justice student i find it fair that if a twelve year old commits a harsh enough crime they should be tried as an adult. Must theorists say you know enough about good and bad by the age of twelve

[mike1491]

I'm very surprised that no one finds it the least bit interesting that Nathan Kress turned a dude gay!!!

[Pandemonium]

I agree that the law isn't always fair, however, as a crimnal justice student i find it fair that if a twelve year old commits a harsh enough crime they should be tried as an adult. Must theorists say you know enough about good and bad by the age of twelve

lolno.

On topic: Nathan Kress is a delicious little boy. I wonder how much he packs?

[Willie Boy]

lolno.

On topic: Nathan Kress is a delicious little boy. I wonder how much he packs?

He may be delicious, he may be little, but since he is 18 he is no longer a boy.

[Sinestro]

Nope, but he is making out (lol) to be a wonderful man. And I don't think he is quite so little anymore.

[Willie Boy]

Nope, but he is making out.

You saw us? Damn! He's so wanting to keep it secret for a couple more years. Oh well.

And I don't think he is quite so little anymore.

That depends on the context. He still is a bit on the short side, but that just makes him more cuddly. But he is definitely filling out.

[mike1491]

lolno.

On topic: Nathan Kress is a delicious little boy. I wonder how much he packs?

I assume you're talking about his cock size. It's pretty big, trust me. Tastes good too!!!!

[Sinestro]

Good to know Mike. Big and tasty, what more could we ask for? I'm hoping he knows how to use it as well?

[Willie Boy]

Good to know Mike. Big and tasty, what more could we ask for? I'm hoping he knows how to use it as well?

I got news for you. Nathan isn't all that big. He's a respectable 5.5 inches long. As for knowing how to use it.... let's just say about as well as the average 16yr old knows how to properly drive a car.

[mike1491]

^You must be talking about a different Nathan, because he's well above average!! He's 7 inches at least, and pretty thick.

[Sinestro]

For some reason I'm inclined to believe you Mike.

[mike1491]

For some reason Nathan looks like the type of guy who would have a thick cock. I bet he has a big smooth mushroom head too!!

[Willie Boy]

I noticed they are really playing the shit out of the "I hire an Intern" episode.

[Sinestro]

So have I. I appreciate them playing over once for that may have missed it but multiple times like this is kind of ridiculous.

[Willie Boy]

Yeah, but I do love Nathan's feminidiot/himbecile line. He hits it perfectly.

[mike1491]

Well they usually do that when an episode is new. They did that with iStart a Fan War too... which was yet another episode where Carly overlooked Freddie for a guy who isn't half as cute as he is.

[Sinestro]

iStart a fan war was kind of an interesting episode though. And I'm sure I'm not the only one who would've dived into the mob after him. Of course that being if I wasn't part of the mob in the first place.

[Willie Boy]

I thought it was funny how they all wanted Freddie and not Sam or Carly who are the stars of the webshow.

[mike1491]

Well they were all girls so of course they're gonna want the guy... especially one as gorgeous as Freddie!!

Well actually it was because Freddie's the only one who got close enough to them, but the first one sounded better. lol

[Sinestro]

I agree. Those girls do have some taste though.

[mike1491]

If I were one of those girls in that crowd I would've grabbed Freddie's dick and his ass. With so many hands all over him he would never know it was me. haha

[Sinestro]

You know with the smile he had afterward, I'm sure someone already did. And with the swarm I'm sure there may have been a few guys in there as well. God some people are so lucky.

[mike1491]

I'm pretty sure I did see some guys in there. What I wouldn't give to have been one of them. If the crowd had been thick and rowdy enough I woulda tried to get away with sticking my hand down his pants.

[Sinestro]

Like I said some people are just so lucky. And the crowd did a good job "pretending" to mob Nathan in the episode. And I'm glad you saw some too, I thought I was going crazy or something.

[mike1491]

Today he tweeted saying "I'm tired of being completely clean shaven." I wonder if he really meant completely.

[Sinestro]

I doubt it, I think he means like from the waist up. Since he doesn't really have reason to do below. But by all means Mike, try and find out for us!

[mike1491]

I'm pretty sure he was just talking about his face, but I like to use my imagination. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he was completely smooth all over. It would definitely turn me on though. What do you mean he doesn't have reason to below the waist?

And I hope he doesn't decide to let his facial hair grow. Babyfaces and beards do not mix.

[Sinestro]

I meant to shave his nether regions, although he could out of personal preference. And I agree babyfaces and beards do not go together.

[mike1491]

I know what you meant but why doesn't he have reason to?

[Willie Boy]

I meant to shave his nether regions, although he could out of personal preference. And I agree babyfaces and beards do not go together.

I hope (if some big wig from Nickelodeon has gotten ideas for the show from our swimming chats) that Nathan shaves his legs (at least if they're overly hairy.... a little hair would be natural). I'm still pulling for seeing him in a speedo.

[Sinestro]

Indeed seeing him in a speedo would be nice. Actually seeing him in anything less than fully clothed would be cool.

[Willie Boy]

I agree. The speedo would be the least amount of clothing one could expect. And having him on the swim team would make it plausible. It would also be an excuse to have him shave his legs. Every competitive swimmer I've seen has been completely smooth.

[Sinestro]

You know what, Freddie should be on the swim team. I mean Carly and Sam have already shown off its about time Freddie got his due. Especially with Gibby always going shirtless.

[mike1491]

I know. It's about time Freddie got an episode dedicated to him. Besides Gibby isn't even hot. Who's stupid idea was it to have a fat kid taking his shirt off every episode but have a stud like Freddie doing nothing.

Also, I came across a picture of some model who looks like a more mature version of Nathan Kress. I swear these two could be brothers.

[Willie Boy]

You know what, Freddie should be on the swim team. I mean Carly and Sam have already shown off its about time Freddie got his due. Especially with Gibby always going shirtless.

Even Gibby's little brother Guppy has been shirtless. It's definitely time for Nathan to shed some threads!

[mike1491]

I know. Nathan's the hottest guy on that show, yet ironically he's the only one who hasn't gone shirtless even once.

[mike1491]

Now that I think about it, they probably won't have Nathan go shirtless because seeing that gorgeous buff body will ruin Freddie's image as Carly's geeky friend.

[Sinestro]

Perpetuating the stereotype that nerds can't have a great body. Tsk tsk Nick. Oh well, I'm sure something will happen that will make us somewhat happy.

[mike1491]

We can only hope.

[Willie Boy]

Perpetuating the stereotype that nerds can't have a great body. Tsk tsk Nick. Oh well, I'm sure something will happen that will make us somewhat happy.

Somebody could sneak on-set, replacing every article of his character's clothing for skimpy speedos.

[Sinestro]

Since I've been practicing my ninja skills, I'd be happy to do it. Just need someone to fork over the money for a ticket to wherever they're filming.

[Willie Boy]

Since I've been practicing my ninja skills, I'd be happy to do it. Just need someone to fork over the money for a ticket to wherever they're filming.

Use your ninja skills to get you there. I believe they film in LA, on a soundstage.

[Sinestro]

Lol, that may be a tad difficult, I only have so much energy to expend ya know? But I'd be happy to try.

[Willie Boy]

If you haven't yet mastered the most basic of ninja skills for traveling, how do you expect to employ the more advanced skills?

[Sinestro]

Ehh, didn't think I'd need the travel technique's. You know, need the stealth and all above the distance to travel.