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    Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    This is my 90eleventh attempt at a thread. You Asshats, Cretins, Frustrated
    and opinionated People now have a home. Heard a funny, had a thought?
    Got a momentary hard-on for or about or at someone. Philosophical thought
    or just want to slam someone. If you enter here, its a bit like Vegas. It's a
    gamble, you pays your money, you gets your cards..Stay and play just don't
    say and PREY.

    Simple Rules...NO FUCKING POLITICS..they have their whole forum to be stupid in.
    No banning here TOWER. This is a street wise thread. people here want to be here
    and presence is acceptance.

    btw, if this is a nono have Opi or Quasar tell me so. I respect them and they won't hurt
    my tender feelings saying so since the Warrior dude and the Herron kid chickened out.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    COOL!!!

    A thread that we can ACTUALLY say how much we LOVE each other...

    Without hurting their feelings...

    AWESOME concept you OBNOXIOUS, VOLATILE, SQUIRMY, SMARMY, and CREATIVE little MONSTER!!!

    Your ACRASIA astounds me...

    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    So I can call people cunts here?
    Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford

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    StrangegoddamnedPoetry...reportin for muddafuckin duty...




    (whew...I feel better now...thanks Lefty... )

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilBit View Post
    So I can call people cunts here?
    I was thinking along those lines, too ... not that I could ever actually bring myself to say that to another Jubber on here!

    What about poop and dick size and cut V uncut ..... can we talk about that here, too????
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozguy View Post
    I was thinking along those lines, too ... not that I could ever actually bring myself to say that to another Jubber on here!

    What about poop and dick size and cut V uncut ..... can we talk about that here, too????
    Just give me a list of people, and I'll call them cunts for you.
    Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Tower people, if I am not banned and this thread is actually functional I request that on 1 MAR you delete the BTW in post 1.

    Here is an anemic start....boo hiss on Kenny being BANNED period. Autocratic
    and militaristic as things might get at JUB, self expression and personal opinion
    warrant respect. IMO...yes, IMO scroll, delete, arrow up, arrow down and ignore
    should be of a sufficiency for all but the Nelliest of Nellies...,JMHO.

    --------------------------
    Give me a 4 ltr word for intercourse that ends in K.
    Shame on you.....it's TALK.

    One more...we had an event with to cars and asshole mann...Asshole? Yeah,
    it was epic rectum...thats what I said...we had a couple of cars give each other
    head...dude it was epic.......we really wrecked 'em.

    Ok, theres the low end....who can do better?

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    Elvin,

    Loki at it this way, he could be a big prick with a smal penis.
    He could be tone deaf
    He could need some on line love

    Guys...you are grape. Kick Donkey and let the mother talkers
    know what you think or feel.

    Cunt and prick are cool, some syphilitic douche bag of a sexually
    and emotionally crippled poopoo head may not like it. But the
    evidence of 'protection' and tampons and TP like lube are the respon-
    sibility of the personsopting to enter these portals.

    Have fun, blame me...it's cool.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    For Chicago JUBbers only:

    Name three streets in the City which rhyme with female reproductive organs.

















    Regina, Paulina, and Lunt.
    BOSS: I'm sorry, but I'll have to lay you and Jack off.
    SUE: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.

    "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" - Susan B. Anthony

    BALTIMORE POLICE: To Protect and Sever.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    So this is where the little Sinister Fucker has been hanging, ignoring me.


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Just had my 4 wisdom teeth removed with 4 other normal teeth.

    I am ready to shear someone's face off.

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    I was going to make a 'SMART" remark and maybe indulge in a bit

    of repartee...but, I am armed to the teeth and ...well, lets just say that

    RAM will have to bite...oops I mean puree it today.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Quote Originally Posted by DonQuixote View Post
    So this is where the little Sinister Fucker has been hanging, ignoring me.
    Hey, Lefty, do you fuck sinisters?

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    ^

    I do some times....and theys brothas too...butt they has to bring

    the lube.

    Oops, forgot todays dicktionary...............

    Faggot ............once,,,,,a stick for burning as in throw a faggot on the fyre.
    then, a ciggie as in Can I borry me a faggot mate?.
    then an negative reference as in I don't trust that faggot........upleasant title
    Today,
    Put that faggot in the bbq and light the fire, while we go share a quick fag. Yeah,
    the Fag got a good deal on the steaks.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Mikey,

    At first flush I would have to guess it was weather related...Maybe a pipe burst
    during the inclementness you have had to bear.

    Whether that is correct will all come out in the wash I am sure. At least you
    aren't eating yellow snow yet.........are you?

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    Thanks for that Illy

    EYE can see clearly now.

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    You lie.

    You just want to take another stab

    at poking me.

    Butt, read the Tattoo sign man...........

    EXIT ONLY

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    Guys in shades are always cool

    I thought you had an inside job, why

    are you working outside. Is that good

    for you breathing thing?

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    You're moving from a room to a "real" apartment?
    Is this related to your recent relationship requirements,
    and the restricted recreation opportunities at your current abode?


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Oh hey Lefty made a thread!

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    I had HORRIBLE driving conditions today...

    for a 10-12 mile stretch around 4 this morning -- it was snowing SO HARD that I couldn't even see the front of my hood...

    But through all the snow, ice and wind...

    I proved to be my worst impediment...

    I had to get an airbag changed out on my truck -- and when I dropped the trailer, I forgot to unhook the electrical cables...

    So then, when I finally FIXED those and got back under the trailer, I was so exhausted that I forgot to lift the landing gear...

    jeez...

    I need to be slapped over the head...

    OR...

    A beer...

    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    mikey
    that sounds like you are going to force someone to live/sleep with you...
    whore, you couldn't wait until my bar mitsvah?

    swerve, Tonka trucks were my childhood. Airbags , my allstate hood.Is my bud okay? even his peepee doesn't matter,, opi and me care.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    swerve, Tonka trucks were my childhood. Airbags , my allstate hood.Is my bud okay? even his peepee doesn't matter,, opi and me care.
    I would have settled for a Bud (Bud-Lite rather)...

    If I had to...

    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    Thanks for trying guys.

    Guess I'm meant to go to the

    other peoples parties.....

    not throw my own

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    You mentioned a party? Right, I'll bring the drinks:



    if you can manage a few nibbles:



    Now, about the dress code ...


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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    When it comes to dress code...

    I was thinking more along the lines of...



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    Quote Originally Posted by swerve View Post
    When it comes to dress code...

    I was thinking more along the lines of...



    That sort of thing's just not cricket old chap.

    (Is that model actually a man?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by unloadonme View Post

    (Is that model actually a man?)
    IF the model IS...

    They picked the WRONG outfit for him...

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    Trouble is Swervy, that sort of thing will just encourage Lefty to turn up in his favourite sequined number.


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    All Righty NOW! FINALLY a thread where we can tell True Idiots to "F-Off!", call them nasty names, and vent our spleen!

    O.K.! Come on!! Someone PLEASE piss me off!

    I wanna try this out!
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    I don't really care
    For the lack of hair
    But no penis in there,
    He has nothing to share.

    My pool party is nude
    Wearing swimmers too rude
    So get in the mood
    Lets all be lewd

    We have protection
    For any erection
    and the selection
    is simply perfection

    ---------------------
    have to pass,
    ran out of gas
    maybe later
    alligator.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    In response to Lefty's poem...

    I guess I'll have dress up a little...



    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    ^ WoW!, Swerve! Nice ... um ... Hat! Yeah! That's It!!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    A friend in another post said this thread wasn't clear as to its intentions.

    So, at their behest.....

    This thread is for fun...or bitching or joking even just

    making conversation.

    We have

    two rules....NO Political Crap. Peepee whacks are okay,

    Decapitations are not.


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    Chaz.............where did you see a hat

    I didn't see a hat and that is that
    --------------------------------------------
    That pic could be me in a younger day

    full of piss and vinegar too

    From the furry toes to the eyes of blue

    Theres not much else I care to say

    Now my cards are played close to vest

    damn I miss my hairy YOUNGER chest

    But I still like go go and play.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    Peepee whacks are okay,

    Decapitations are not.

    [/FONT][/B]
    Telling a man to "go to hell"...

    And making him do it...

    Are two different propositions...

    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    I almost put you on ignore,
    The OP is a posting whore!
    Leftyhorse, now watch and learn,
    I gasolined your road apple postings and they burn!

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    Harke means "to listen"...
    But its difficult when he's pissin'...
    On JUB's great old horse...
    Without showing remorse...

    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    Quote Originally Posted by swerve View Post
    Harke means "to listen"...
    But its difficult when he's pissin'...
    On JUB's great old horse...
    Without showing remorse...
    Are you callin' me a skunk?
    I'm just only slightly drunk.
    Though the point I may be missin,
    Lefty certainly won't be in my mouth pissin'!

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    Absolutely not..I have class,

    I will again use your ass

    Which except for the gas

    I thought was a lass

    And smelled like a bass.

    Not that he'd know..young Mr. Crass.

    --------------

    oh my harkey
    still full of malarkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    Absolutely not..I have class,

    I will again use your ass

    Which except for the gas

    I thought was a lass

    And smelled like a bass.

    --------------

    oh my harkey
    still full of malarkey
    The only class you have is grade three,
    that's not really hard to see.
    What you thought of as my ass,
    was a tape by Rankin-Bass!

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    Harkey harkey little pooh

    I still like a lot about you

    I even took a personal pass

    When JUBers said Harkes' all ass .

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    Hey little waitress...
    Make the coffee strong...
    Harke's started his drinkin'...
    And it won't be long...

    Before a truck driver...
    Starts calling it quits...
    And Lefty stands alone...
    To battle his wits...

    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    Looks like you're getting a following after all,
    Leftykins, in your not-so-hallowed hall.


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    ^^
    ^^

    Damn Swerve did a good job
    His rhyme fresh like corn on the cob
    Extra tasty not to sweet
    And the words, hard to beat
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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    What's this? POETRY in the LEFTOVER's Thread?!
    UNTHINKABLE, we've already got a thread for that.

    Where are the authorities?
    This severe infraction of protocol must be reported immediately.
    The infractors must be dealt with properly and Swiftly!

    Oh, wait. I post poetry here and there, too,
    It's what we do.
    Oh, Poo,
    I'll Shoo.


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Yes dipstick
    don't be thick
    here you can rhyme
    at any old time.
    As nominal host
    I want the most
    Everybody to play
    Each and every day.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    LeftyCuss o' LeftyKins,
    I was jes funnin' your shins.
    I knew all along
    that nothing was wrong,
    In the spirit of the thread,
    I tried to give you something to dread,
    What you saw is what came up in my head.

    Nighty night my literary friend.


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Quote Originally Posted by swerve View Post
    Hey little waitress...
    Make the coffee strong...
    Harke's started his drinkin'...
    And he's hittin' the bong...
    ^ corrected!
    BOSS: I'm sorry, but I'll have to lay you and Jack off.
    SUE: Can you just jack off? I feel like shit today.

    "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" - Susan B. Anthony

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    Why do I come here finding
    That everyone is rhyming
    I guess it's just bad timing
    But definitely better than whining.

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