Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

[Lefty]

Ain't afraid of anything.

Just have a body that

doesn't want folks coming

in the out door. Some people

are like that, yeah they are.

[DonQuixote]

http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=wgB25WBeBxA

Space inserted after www. - copy and paste into browser and remove the space.

All talk and no action . . .

[Lefty]

Inner Strength

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,

If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,
through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things,

Then you are probably the family dog.

[DonQuixote]

There's more truth to that than we'd all care to admit.

- - - Updated - - -

Oh, I forgot.
I have a hot date for you, Leftykins . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP9b_91PHi8

I bet she'd be enough woman for you.

[Lefty]

Just curious Chezekaquez

Did you know on your tool bar there is a YOU TUB Icon?

If you enter that, you can put in the code...like...PP9b_91PHi8and then when you are done just enter



And for the last time, NO, No, no...I don't want to date your sister.

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins,
MOST of the time, when I open a video on You TUBE (don't know what You TUB is),
Then I just copy/paste the link and JUB automatically expands it.

I'm not sure why it didn't this time.
Hell, she ain't no sister of mine - I've only got one brother living, never did have no sisters other than "in-Law" variety.

I figured she was your best bud on JUB's sister, based on her accent, anyway.

[Riverrick]

I love that video, Don and Lefty. Best I've seen in a long time.

[Lefty]

@ rickster...wander over to dump a commet/w lefty here in F&G...might be a smile or a blood rush or two

let me know.

@ chezekaquez...Yu are my best bud on JUB...so you are trying to fix me up with an in-law then?

how gauche...I don't mind you as a best friend...but, Saints preserve me...not as a fucking in-law.


lol

[BillyT]

Hi Lefty. How have you been.

[Lefty]

When I look at the lawn I'm still seeing the green side..

so I guess thats a good thing...whats new in the sink hole state?


We had a little trembler down around Shake and bake.

Then another over the hill in NorCal wine country....

but at least the state isn't trying to pass our mosquitoes

off as butterflies yet.

[BillyT]

No new sinkholes lately and I am still not 6 feet under. Saw on the news where a guy in Chicago fell in a sink hole while golfing. They are spreading like that movie 2012. Your quakes will shake you guys into the pacific. As for the mosquitoes, we keep them as pets and train them like falcons.

[DonQuixote]

There are a few more of Dancing Nana. I haven't watched them yet.

Maybe the sinkholes are payback for all of the mining over the centuries.

I popped over to FB and saw this image just as Letterman had the news clip of Ryan saying it -

Fact - stranger than fiction.

[Triple G]

Good morning Leftykins. I am feeling better today and will hop into town for food.

Here is something to put in your fed bag to chew on.

Proofreading is a Dying Art these days!


Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

[Riverrick]

Good Evening Guys.

[DonQuixote]

Triple G, those were great!

Evening, Rick.
Where's our Leftykins this evening?

[Lefty]

He's around...going a bit lower in profile.
sometimes less is more and more is less.

[crimsonpaine]

I can't really contribute any fun tonight (again) internet is being a total asshat again, so just get to enjoy my presence, and I'm not that different than a poltergeist, only more fun or scary, not sure which!

[DonQuixote]

Hey, Andy - you're in good company - no worries.

Get healthy.

I'm heading on up - morning comes too soon.

[Lefty]

Hey Redman,

Just knowing you are around is an enjoyment.
@all having some difficulties with the internet stuff.

A person explained that some of us and not just in
Jubberville, are having issues. He is far more savvy
than I, this shit is how he maintains his lavish life style.

Said MicropenisSoft sent out some updates (bandaids)
and a couple of glitches were in them...so it may not
be all the Internets fault...
Don't really know if thats applicable to anyone else...
but he tinkered with my other desktop (uses W7) and
it is back up fine. W8 notepad nor my desktop W8's
were impacted.

Sorry guys. I can't use the lingo. I have trouble with
Andy Rathbones W for Dummies so can't explain better.

@ 'DQ'...so, you're avoiding me again...lol.
Sweaty sweet dreams,maybe tomorrow.

[DonQuixote]

Me, avoiding YOU? You're the man of leisure who's only just now getting on the forum.

[Lefty]

The importance of walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months alive in a
Nursing home at $4,500 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good, doesn't he.'
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining,
the breeze is blowing, the birds are signing
and the lawn mower is broken.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a bar with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

My wife said “Whatcha doing today?”
I said “Nothing”
She said “You did that yesterday”
I said “I’m not finished.”

While in a drugs store a couple of days ago,
this elderly woman asked me
“What’s the best form of birth control after fifty.”
Although surprised, I answered her honestly
when I said “nudity.”
Do you know why a woman’s work is never done?
They don’t get up early enough.

Did you know that Dolphins are so smart
that within a few weeks of captivity,
they can train people to stand on the very
edge of the pool and throw fish to them.

I over herd two dogs talking about their master.
One said to the other, “What kind of best friend
would have your testicles removed.”

Now that I’m older, I thought it was great
that I Seemed to have more patience.
Turns out, I just don’t give a damn!

And finally, when you think about it,
God is the greatest inventor of all time. He
took a rib from Adam, and made a loudspeaker.
P.S. You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk!

　

[DonQuixote]

Ah, yes, an Oldie but a Goodie

I've got a new board game for you and your spa buds to play when you get a bit adventuresome . . .

[DonQuixote]

Lefty,
I know how much you enjoy baseball - take a crack at this game . . .

http://www.manhub.com/watch/92634/ba...paign=campaign

[Lefty]

Ah, yes, an Oldie but a Goodie

I've got a new board game for you and your spa buds to play when you get a bit adventuresome . . .

Can we have Mistress EJ Michaels (aka Paddles) over to teach us

the rudimentary strokes of this new and specialized game? Does it

need Batteries? Is it waterproof?

[Lefty]

Lefty,
I know how much you enjoy baseball - take a crack at this game . . .

http://www.manhub.com/watch/92634/ba...paign=campaign

I'm afraid they play the game at a different level...Lotion, handiwipes and condoms for me.

Guess that leaves me out of the Pro Ball gaming.

[DonQuixote]

You can check out the specifics on the board.
If it's not, you can always have it laminated for sanitation and longevity concerns.

And, it's your party, you can invite whomever you'd like.

[Riverrick]

I'm afraid they play the game at a different level...Lotion, handiwipes and condoms for me.

Guess that leaves me out of the Pro Ball gaming.

What? No spit???

[DonQuixote]

Ah, the wit and wisdom of our resident RiverRick.

[DonQuixote]

[crimsonpaine]

I'm ready... just let me suit up!

[DonQuixote]

PM me the directions to your place, lol.

[crimsonpaine]

You have your own store!

[DonQuixote]

Andy,
Remember, Left-handed people are the only ones in their RIGHT minds.

Leftykins is a Left COASTER, but I'm not sure if he's also a Southpaw.

Certain OTHER fine, upstanding members of this forum, MIGHT be, however. . .

[Riverrick]

Good Morning All.

[Lefty]

Morning Rickster.

Thought maybe you had so much vacation you decided to stay. Glad you are back with us. Not sure if you are aware
but the Binky Bus,and other boys are now known as THE BOYS and will mostly stay in the 'Dump a Comment w/Lefty
thread. A couple of people thought they bounced around to much and needed stability. Leftovers is still the primary
communication organ and Flame Okay (within reason) So, get comfortable.

@Andy and my olde chum Chezkaquez Mac Quixote... Lefty is in word and deed Left Coast. He is ambi-dextrous with strong
Left preferences (means he is MOSTLY in his right mind. Hung Left, Dress Left and usually left over. Politically believes
all sides are equally asinine and supports a doctrine of logic and intelligent awareness first, then social graces and
humanity radiated from that core.

Enough of that drivel, just wanted to clean up 'DQ's inference. BTW, that storefront posting is GREAT, would get a
kick out of seeing others as anyone comes across them.

Did everybody who was interested get into that Basketball Bracket thing. Go Kentucky

[CupidBoy]

Hidally ho Lefturino.

[Lefty]

Over 19.000 posts

and the Valleys Cupid arises fresh to begin the day anew....



Great to witness you feeling better.

[CupidBoy]

Wow, 19k



Thanks Lefty.

[Falcon16]

Good morning Left Hand.

It's almost the weekend and am searching for your namesake in alcoholic beverage.

[Lefty]

Morning Mr. Bill



Don't look to hard at leftovers, thats one area I seldom have any...

Washed up yet today? Care to join us in a spring dip?

[Falcon16]

Absolutely!

[Lefty]

These guys wanted to join us....





....I didn't think you would mind.

[Lefty]

Police in Jubberville last night announced the discovery of

an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000

rounds of ammunition,

20 tons of heroin, 5 million in forged US banknotes and

25 trafficked Latino prostitutes - all in a semi-detached

house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.


Local residents were stunned,

and a community spokesman said:

"We're all shocked;

We never knew we had a library."

[crimsonpaine]

I didn't mind the spill over, just that (a me problem) I forget which thread was for what and have to open both to see what the theme is so I post the write stuff (lol on purpose)

[Lefty]

Simple rule of thumb.....

Dump can go dirty..... Dump. Dirty.

Leftovers can go laugh..... LeftOver, Laugh Learn

Of course, variations are always welcome. It's all about enjoying one another...

and we are all so glad you came out of the closet (snicker)to join us. Naturally, the rules

are not inflexible...any post anywhere is better than no post no where.

[DonQuixote]

Damned good thing, too, because SOME of us just try to make sure we get a post in edgewise here and there, and experience CRS too frequently to remember how to differentiate.

This just In - A DIRE warning about drug abuse . . .

[Lefty]

I wish you guys would post more.


I sometimes feel like I'm having intercourse with myself...so,

post...post...post

[DonQuixote]

I'ze doin' the bestest that I kin, ken?

[Kyanimal]

And, what's so wrong with having Intercourse with yourself?

I've heard that it can be Very therapeutic, with only possible Minor side effects, like growing fur on your palms, or going blind, in Rare cases.

All in all, it's been Scientifically proven to helpfully induce sleep in most Males!

What could be so wrong about That??!

Of course ... no matter what ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

[crimsonpaine]

The dream is not just a figment of the minds inner most desire, but a clue!

So what does the dream about being naked in front of a group of people mean? Obviously it means you yearn to be an exhibitionist.. so go for a walk downtown naked, preferably when no one is around so you don't get arrested for being nude in public.

And the dream about the man eating pig chasing your brother? Obviously it means you have a desire to train animals to eat people!