And now, in another vein(er)
At the beginning of their life together, Swerve and Opinterph decided
to go back to their roots, get married and do the Farming Life.
The young farm couple, (herein referred to as Teddi and Wilfred) got
hitched, bought a place in the country and commenced to farming
The healthy young and hung lovers just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'.
In the morning, before Wilfred left the house for the fields, they made love.
When Wilfred came back from the fields, they did marathon lovemaking. And
again at bedtime, they just kept getting with the connubial program.
The problem was their Nooner:
It took Wilfred half an hour to travel home and another half hour to return to
the fields so he just wasn't getting enough work done.
Finally Wilfred called his medic buddy in SC (Johan) and asked if he had any ideas
about what to do...
"Wilfred," said Johan the medic and country boy his own self, "just take your rifle
out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air.
That will be Teddi's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any plowing
time in either field."
They tried Johans' advice and it worked well for a while.
But, one day, Wilfred, almost in tears,
called...e-mailed and texted his
bosom buddy in SC.
"What's wrong Wilfred,?" asked Johan..
"I thought everything was perfect now, Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh, it done worked real good," said Wilfred.
"Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and
Teddi'd come arunnin'. We'd find a secluded place, fuck each others
brains out and then Teddi would go back home and fix supper or do
other homey type stuff while I planted seeds, hoed, weeded and did
"Good Christ Wilfred, what more could a man ask for?
So what's the problem?" Johan was impelled to ask.
"Ah think I mighta trained him too damn good.
I ain't seen hide nor hair of Teddi since the huntin' season started."
you all damn well better laugh, this was a lot of work.,,sorry, no pics...Opi's in the tower. lol