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    Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    This is my 90eleventh attempt at a thread. You Asshats, Cretins, Frustrated
    and opinionated People now have a home. Heard a funny, had a thought?
    Got a momentary hard-on for or about or at someone. Philosophical thought
    or just want to slam someone. If you enter here, its a bit like Vegas. It's a
    gamble, you pays your money, you gets your cards..Stay and play just don't
    say and PREY.

    Simple Rules...NO FUCKING POLITICS..they have their whole forum to be stupid in.
    No banning here TOWER. This is a street wise thread. people here want to be here
    and presence is acceptance.

    btw, if this is a nono have Opi or Quasar tell me so. I respect them and they won't hurt
    my tender feelings saying so since the Warrior dude and the Herron kid chickened out.

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    I'm eating leftover diner food right now.

    one of my friends is laid up in bed for a month because of an accident at work... since she's been relying on her mom for meals, it's been all healthy crap

    I brought her some greasy diner food today and we hung out while eating lunch.

    currently munching on the left-over buffalo chicken rolls:

    Chicken Breast, Cheese and our very Spicy Buffalo Sauce
    rolled in a Spiced Wrapper and fried until Crisp

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    I let the music speak for me. lol

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    even the idea of Enrique fucking me can't make me overlook all that fucking autotune.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loki81 View Post
    even the idea of Enrique fucking me can't make me overlook all that fucking autotune.
    Why do people do that shit? Because they can't sing?

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    COOL!!!

    A thread that we can ACTUALLY say how much we LOVE each other...

    Without hurting their feelings...

    AWESOME concept you OBNOXIOUS, VOLATILE, SQUIRMY, SMARMY, and CREATIVE little MONSTER!!!

    Your ACRASIA astounds me...

    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    So I can call people cunts here?
    Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford

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    StrangegoddamnedPoetry...reportin for muddafuckin duty...




    (whew...I feel better now...thanks Lefty... )

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    Hi Lefty!

    Sounds like this could be a fun thread...

    I'll check back later when the party gets goin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilBit View Post
    So I can call people cunts here?
    I was thinking along those lines, too ... not that I could ever actually bring myself to say that to another Jubber on here!

    What about poop and dick size and cut V uncut ..... can we talk about that here, too????
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozguy View Post
    I was thinking along those lines, too ... not that I could ever actually bring myself to say that to another Jubber on here!

    What about poop and dick size and cut V uncut ..... can we talk about that here, too????
    Just give me a list of people, and I'll call them cunts for you.
    Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite to a party. ~Joan Crawford

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    Tower people, if I am not banned and this thread is actually functional I request that on 1 MAR you delete the BTW in post 1.

    Here is an anemic start....boo hiss on Kenny being BANNED period. Autocratic
    and militaristic as things might get at JUB, self expression and personal opinion
    warrant respect. IMO...yes, IMO scroll, delete, arrow up, arrow down and ignore
    should be of a sufficiency for all but the Nelliest of Nellies...,JMHO.

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    Ok, theres the low end....who can do better?

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Elvin,

    Loki at it this way, he could be a big prick with a smal penis.
    He could be tone deaf
    He could need some on line love

    Guys...you are grape. Kick Donkey and let the mother talkers
    know what you think or feel.

    Cunt and prick are cool, some syphilitic douche bag of a sexually
    and emotionally crippled poopoo head may not like it. But the
    evidence of 'protection' and tampons and TP like lube are the respon-
    sibility of the personsopting to enter these portals.

    Have fun, blame me...it's cool.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    For Chicago JUBbers only:

    Name three streets in the City which rhyme with female reproductive organs.

















    Regina, Paulina, and Lunt.
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    VOTING: Just remember: "Be careful of what you DON'T wish for. You might just get it." GET OUT AND VOTE for what you DO wish for.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    So this is where the little Sinister Fucker has been hanging, ignoring me.


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Just had my 4 wisdom teeth removed with 4 other normal teeth.

    I am ready to shear someone's face off.

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    I was going to make a 'SMART" remark and maybe indulge in a bit

    of repartee...but, I am armed to the teeth and ...well, lets just say that

    RAM will have to bite...oops I mean puree it today.

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Quote Originally Posted by DonQuixote View Post
    So this is where the little Sinister Fucker has been hanging, ignoring me.
    Hey, Lefty, do you fuck sinisters?

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    ^

    I do some times....and theys brothas too...butt they has to bring

    the lube.

    Oops, forgot todays dicktionary...............

    Faggot ............once,,,,,a stick for burning as in throw a faggot on the fyre.
    then, a ciggie as in Can I borry me a faggot mate?.
    then an negative reference as in I don't trust that faggot........upleasant title
    Today,
    Put that faggot in the bbq and light the fire, while we go share a quick fag. Yeah,
    the Fag got a good deal on the steaks.

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    Oh Fuck it! I couldn't take a damn shower, and I had to pee in the same pee water, shit in the same water, and all this since yesterday! Can anyone guess why that is?

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    Mikey,

    At first flush I would have to guess it was weather related...Maybe a pipe burst
    during the inclementness you have had to bear.

    Whether that is correct will all come out in the wash I am sure. At least you
    aren't eating yellow snow yet.........are you?

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    I see London.
    I see France.
    I see Lefty's underpants.



    Sorry.

    Early in the day, still warming up...


    OH!

    Btw...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    ....boo hiss on Kenny being BANNED period. Autocratic
    and militaristic as things might get at JUB, self expression and personal opinion
    warrant respect. IMO...yes, IMO scroll, delete, arrow up, arrow down and ignore
    should be of a sufficiency for all but the Nelliest of Nellies...,JMHO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    Mikey,

    At first flush I would have to guess it was weather related...Maybe a pipe burst
    during the inclementness you have had to bear.

    Whether that is correct will all come out in the wash I am sure. At least you
    aren't eating yellow snow yet.........are you?
    No snow here, but we have had record freezing temperatures in the wee hours of the mornings, reaching like 16F. But just a few moments ago, I got the OK to use the toilet, etc. but it still stinks in there. Oh....you are correct.

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    Thanks for that Illy

    EYE can see clearly now.

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    Bend over.

    I still need to give you 30 lashes.

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    You lie.

    You just want to take another stab

    at poking me.

    Butt, read the Tattoo sign man...........

    EXIT ONLY

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    Hot Damn! I was working ouside, and I was getting real warm that I had to shed 2 sweatshirts, and 1 fleeced lined hoodie, and still was too warm! It's very cold in the shade.

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    Guys in shades are always cool

    I thought you had an inside job, why

    are you working outside. Is that good

    for you breathing thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    Guys in shades are always cool

    I thought you had an inside job, why

    are you working outside. Is that good

    for you breathing thing?
    I am off work today, and it is stuff that has to be done around the house, as my rent money had to go to paying the pro-rated rent at new studio apartment on the 9th of this month, ie; I am working off this part of the rent at current place til I make the move on the 12th.

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    You're moving from a room to a "real" apartment?
    Is this related to your recent relationship requirements,
    and the restricted recreation opportunities at your current abode?


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Oh hey Lefty made a thread!

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    I had HORRIBLE driving conditions today...

    for a 10-12 mile stretch around 4 this morning -- it was snowing SO HARD that I couldn't even see the front of my hood...

    But through all the snow, ice and wind...

    I proved to be my worst impediment...

    I had to get an airbag changed out on my truck -- and when I dropped the trailer, I forgot to unhook the electrical cables...

    So then, when I finally FIXED those and got back under the trailer, I was so exhausted that I forgot to lift the landing gear...

    jeez...

    I need to be slapped over the head...

    OR...

    A beer...

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    mikey
    that sounds like you are going to force someone to live/sleep with you...
    whore, you couldn't wait until my bar mitsvah?

    swerve, Tonka trucks were my childhood. Airbags , my allstate hood.Is my bud okay? even his peepee doesn't matter,, opi and me care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    swerve, Tonka trucks were my childhood. Airbags , my allstate hood.Is my bud okay? even his peepee doesn't matter,, opi and me care.
    I would have settled for a Bud (Bud-Lite rather)...

    If I had to...

    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Thanks for trying guys.

    Guess I'm meant to go to the

    other peoples parties.....

    not throw my own

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    You mentioned a party? Right, I'll bring the drinks:



    if you can manage a few nibbles:



    Now, about the dress code ...


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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    When it comes to dress code...

    I was thinking more along the lines of...



    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    Quote Originally Posted by swerve View Post
    When it comes to dress code...

    I was thinking more along the lines of...



    That sort of thing's just not cricket old chap.

    (Is that model actually a man?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by unloadonme View Post

    (Is that model actually a man?)
    IF the model IS...

    They picked the WRONG outfit for him...

    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    Trouble is Swervy, that sort of thing will just encourage Lefty to turn up in his favourite sequined number.


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    All Righty NOW! FINALLY a thread where we can tell True Idiots to "F-Off!", call them nasty names, and vent our spleen!

    O.K.! Come on!! Someone PLEASE piss me off!

    I wanna try this out!
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    I don't really care
    For the lack of hair
    But no penis in there,
    He has nothing to share.

    My pool party is nude
    Wearing swimmers too rude
    So get in the mood
    Lets all be lewd

    We have protection
    For any erection
    and the selection
    is simply perfection

    ---------------------
    have to pass,
    ran out of gas
    maybe later
    alligator.

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    In response to Lefty's poem...

    I guess I'll have dress up a little...



    "Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius and power and magic in it..." Goethe

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    ^ WoW!, Swerve! Nice ... um ... Hat! Yeah! That's It!!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    A friend in another post said this thread wasn't clear as to its intentions.

    So, at their behest.....

    This thread is for fun...or bitching or joking even just

    making conversation.

    We have

    two rules....NO Political Crap. Peepee whacks are okay,

    Decapitations are not.


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    Re: Leftovers with Lefty (flame ok)l

    Chaz.............where did you see a hat

    I didn't see a hat and that is that
    --------------------------------------------
    That pic could be me in a younger day

    full of piss and vinegar too

    From the furry toes to the eyes of blue

    Theres not much else I care to say

    Now my cards are played close to vest

    damn I miss my hairy YOUNGER chest

    But I still like go go and play.

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