And I mean 'N00b' in the sense of being apparently 't00 st00pid to figure nething out on his own (sumtimes)!'
Here's my current pr0blum (conundrum, W/E): I started a thread (last summer, in 'Fun & Games,' called 'Think of a song about masturbating…'). It's not very popular (not popular at all, really…), but, I think (Hah!), that may be because I didn't esteem it highly enough at the time, and I may have put it in the wrong forum (cos I thought is was strictly for laughs).
Now, I'd like it to be more 'viewed' (if not 'popular,' but I know my limitations, which are many), and, apart from my asking for it to be moved to another forum where it might be more visible (it gets swamped several times a day under all the s0-much-m0re-imp0rtant threads in F&G, like 'What time is it where you are right now?,' 'What color is your pee?,' and 'Do you have a pulse?'), one of the ways I thought I could publicize its existence at least is if I could post a link ('html,' vielleicht?) to it in select, other threads (in other forums) that I might have occasion to visit (such as one presently in 'Hot Topics,' called… 'Masturbation vs Wet Dreams,' or sumthin).
But as it turns out, I don't know how to do even that, and even if I did, whether that even would be permitted? And my connex to tha Interweb is glacially slow right now (4 sum rees0n), and cobwebs were forming between my fingers as I waited for FAQ to open… So ('also,' auf deutsch), Herr Doktor Cornelius, am I FAQued or whut? Und können Sie mir helfen?
Danke sehr, Signed 'Helplessly Hoping in Baltimore'