Wow, there's nothing trolls won't stoop to, is there?
And just for a point of random fact, I know a little boy who exists because condoms have failure modes other than breakage. His daddy didn't intend to father him, but is delighted that he has a child now, and is an EXCELLENT father, and the little boy is an absolute delight (and, of course, a terror, now that he's walking).
Austin and/or Zane, congratulations! Best wishes for the health of mother and child, and get your sleep now...after the kid is born you won't be getting any!
Bright, bright blessings!