Dedicated to watersports GROUP: WATERSPORTS
How do you do that? just practice??Originally Posted by AsianDream
(most i was able to do was partially hard .. still pretty cool though )
I have pissed on myself while laying in the bathtub. Love the warmth on my skin. After reading this thread, I now want to get my boyfriend, Dustin, involved in some "piss play."
I went to mow the lawn, no one around. So i stripped and lay on my back. Pee flew all over me, into my mouth and soaked my hair. Then got up and put my shorts and tshirt back on and mowed the lawn. Delicious
My first love and I used to stay in hotels and get really really filthy. Once we had some beers and after a lot of playing and foreplay we went top the hotel bathroom it had a big shower where I sat and sucked daddys cock, he pissed all over me his golden juice, i drank some as always and sniffed on poppers as he spat on me, he face fucked me forcing his thick cut cock down my neck and I got sick. I was sitting them covered in piss, my own vomit, his spit and feeling so fucking filthy it was amazing. I love to be total sub like that
That's hot... I love to piss my pants. Ive learned to control it so I just lest a little out so can pee while I'm on walks in black gym shorts, I just let a little out so it doesn't run down my legs.
Any guys in Dublin into piss fun. So horny for a guy to pee on me...
Years ago, the popular safe sex mantra was “on me, not in me.” I’m just the opposite with piss. I’m a greedy golden gusher guzzler.
And while I love cum, I think piss kicks cum's as in a couple of ways. How?
For those poor souls who are strictly cum hungry pigs (as opposed to being a cum hungry pig AND a piss thirsty pig):
"Yeah, I wanna swallow your load. Give me those two tablespoons worth of cum." LOL They can probably count on not much more than a shot glass from a hookup. And maybe end up with a stiff neck just working to get it.
A pee-shy newb feeding for the first time will deliver more than that in one of his "starter squirts".
A golden-gusher-guzzler can count on many steadily flowing ounces each time a piss top shoots his load over the course of the hookup.
When a guy drops a cum load, it often means the fun is either done for the night, or they may need some time to recharge. To recharge a piss top, just means a quick trip to the fridge to get him another beer, or bottle of water. But ultimately, the sex doesn't go on intermission between feedings. You're right back on his cock after you handed him his cold one to brew your warm one.
Here are a couple of piss-related profiles I used to have on Manhunt when I lived in Boston. I love to write song parodies and fancy myself a modern day Queer’d I’ll YankYerDick.
The Dorchester Pissbilly
Listen to a story bout a cumNpiss pig
Loved sucking cock be they small medium or big
Then one day he was suckin’ a hot rod
When out came some pee and it made him really hard
Erect that is. Fuckin’ hard. Like a diamond.
Well, the next thing you know ol’ pig’s a thirsty boy
Cum folks said “Boy go pursue your joy”
Guzzlin’ streamers is the way U oughta be
So he changed his profile here as a way to get some pee.
Piss that is. Liquid gold. Pig’s tea.
Profile name: Marshall Mouthers
Headline: Eminem’s? M&Ms? Mmm mmm good?
Now this is a blowjob from me
Yo everybody, I swallow pee
Cuz ya need some head, no re C-I-P
Just let your testes empty into me
Hey here's a cocksucker that works
To make 20 million white sperm cells emerge
So no matter how big your load may be
Just let your testes empty into me
Hmmm...I wonder if Eminem's really would melt in my mouth.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
LOL those were pretty goodOriginally Posted by k94694me