"Um, James, I need to ask you a favour"
"Yes, of course, if I can. That's not what I think it is."
"Inside this urn are the remains of the 21 year old son of one of our guests"
"(Are you) out of your mind, bringing human remains into my restaurant?"
"The guest has asked me to keep it...him...the urn with him inside, he's asked me to keep it somewhere safe"
"Then might I suggest, this may sound a little old fashioned, the hotel safe?"
"The hotel safe is full"
"Your office then"
"Everytime I go and work I'll become overwhelmingly conscious that I'm sharing the room with a...with a corpse"
"In powder form, not as eery surely?"
"Eery enough, which is why I'd like you to store it for me"
"In the restaurant?"
"You've got lots of cupboards..."
"Storing napkins and cutlery, not the dead"
"Isn't your pay review due in a month?"
"I am shocked and apalled by the ease with which you'd abuse your position"
"So am I, but then I think to myself why I have my position if I can't abuse it every now and again? I'll just leave it here"
"No, No, No, You can't Jack"
No need for thanks XD Used to love this show!