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    Give a Ride, Get a Blow Job !

    I can't believe this...

    So, I'm sitting in my car in the drive-thru line at Starbucks this morning when this girl, maybe 25 or so suddenly appears at my drivers side window.

    She's says to me, "Sir, (always love that "sir" part ) Sir, I'm in a real bind.

    Me: "What's wrong ?"

    Her: "Well, I'm stranded up here and I really need to get down to North Port (about a 35 min. ride down the Interstate) but the buses only go to Venice and that's not far enough and I was wondering if you could give me a ride !"

    Me: "Umm, I'm sorry. I'm on my way to work and I really..." (like I would have anyway...)

    Her: "Well, I bet you're wondering what would be in it for you."

    Me: " Not really, I..."

    Her: "I could give you a really good blow job, one you wouldn't soon forget !"

    Me: "I can't help you, sorry."

    And with that, she started laying into me !!!

    Her: "Oh sure, you're driving your fancy car that your mommy and daddy probably bought for you and I have jack shit ! Who the fuck do you think you are, anyway ? "



    And with that, I rolled up the window and pulled out of the line and sped away. Bitch made me miss my coffee.

    I'm still a little pissed that I didn't give her an earful back, something along the lines of "at least I'm not some skanky cunt whoring herself for a god damned ride to North Port !"

    But I freaked out a little, and who knew if she had a gun or something.

    Unbelievable.



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    Re: Give a Ride, Get a Blow Job !

    So, can I get a ride off you then?

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    I'm heading for the stars.

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    LOL---I'm so sorry! That reminds me of a time a few years ago when I was at a bus stop one early morning and a car stops across the street and a woman,---who, btw, obviously looked like a hooker the way she was dressed----yelled out her window, "hey baby, you need a ride?!" I said no thanks, the bus is coming any minute. She gave me a dirty look and drove off. I should have just said, "no thanks! I'm Gay!"...lol....
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    Re: Give a Ride, Get a Blow Job !

    Too bad it wasn't a hot twink that was in need of a "ride."

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    That happend to me once. only with a middle aged alcoholic male..

    He wasnt as blunt, but I definatly knew what he meant when he said 'I could perform something for you'..

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    Re: Give a Ride, Get a Blow Job !

    Quote Originally Posted by derelictdarrel View Post
    That happend to me once. only with a middle aged alcoholic male..

    He wasnt as blunt, but I definatly knew what he meant when he said 'I could perform something for you'..
    I Honestly Love You in a high key!

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    Re: Give a Ride, Get a Blow Job !

    When I saw the title of this thread -- I was SURE that Nineofclubs was posting about the guy that gave him the ride home last Sunday night...

    But maybe I should let HIM tell you all about it...

    I'm not kidding either...




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    Damn dude, that's rude. You did the right thing by leaving, why make a bad situation worser.....
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    lol.


    Maybe buy yourself a rainbow sticker for your car. That way if it happens again, you can say pointing to the rear "uuhm... I think you need to take another good look at my rear-bumper sweetie"..


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    Re: Give a Ride, Get a Blow Job !

    Please, you wouldn't have to give me a ride for me to...

    God, that sounded BAD. lol

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    Re: Give a Ride, Get a Blow Job !

    Pretty sad that she has resorted to that . I would've left too, though.


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    Not on the same level of creepy, but I was once accosted in a parking lot by a pregnant teenage girl that wanted money. She gave her the whole, “I’m just really hungry” line, and when I offered to buy her something (it was right in front of Burger King and they were having a meal-deal that day), the tune changed to needing money for the bus. Jesus Christ lady, pick a lie and stick to it. After that I said, “you know what? I just remembered, I don’t have any extra cash on me anyway.” and walked away.

    Now, as for snappy comebacks for your specific situation, how about, “Honey, unless you are packin’ a 10” cock under that ho-skirt, I ain’t interested.”
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    Joshua! I can't believe you thought I looked like a girl!

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    Re: Give a Ride, Get a Blow Job !

    I would of gotten my coffee and thrown it in her face, well i guess that just what us new yorkers would of done.

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    I once let a guy fuck me for a ride to the corner. It was drizzling outside a little.

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    I gotta go to Phoenix.

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    She probably hadn't come down yet from whatever she'd gotten stoned/high/spaced/baked/drunk/whatever on the night before.

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    I had a cab driver once tell me if i wanted to save some money I could give him a blow job instead. I gave him the fare

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvin1 View Post
    Please, you wouldn't have to give me a ride for me to...

    God, that sounded BAD. lol
    Remind me to put a tracker in your skull so I can hitch-hike you intentionally
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Re: Give a Ride, Get a Blow Job !

    Was she hot?

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    There's still hope for the country if you were willing to pass up a morning bj and your coffee for the sake of work.

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    Re: Give a Ride, Get a Blow Job !

    When I was a freshman in college, this girl I was acquaintances with, called me one night about 11:00pm. I had just gotten in the bed. She started sweet talking and complimenting me right off the bat, so immediately I knew I was about to be hit up for some kind of favor. I thought she wanted money but she asked me to come pick her up and give her a ride across town.

    I told her, "no" and that I was already undressed and in the bed. I knew this girl had troubles. She was a drug user and would screw anything and anyone, male or female. She started begging and I kept saying, "no, you're going to have to find someone else". She offered to "make it worth my while" with a sexual favor.

    I was angered that she would suggest such an act and raised my voice at her emphasizing that it was late, I had class the next morning and I was sorry for her trouble but I couldn't help her. Hung the phone up. Next time I heard anything about her was like a year later and she was serving time for drug and prostitution charges. Haven't seen or heard from her since.

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    Crazy joshua_moi!
    Too bad I wasn't there, there would have a cat fight! Meow
    you're such a pussy, my sweet boy, my sugar

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluedragon4 View Post
    I once let a guy fuck me for a ride to the corner. It was drizzling outside a little.
    LOL.... awesome. hah

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