retail workers: tell us your stupid customers
Ok so quite often where i work we have photo processing (the customers call it 1-hour but nowhere does it say we will have it done in 1 hour). i love when they say stuff like "can i come back for it later?" (meaning their pictures). this implies somehow we are holding their pictures hostage or something. its truly a stupid question when ask if you can have your product when its finished. its like asking if you can drink water out of the water fountain, that's what its there for!! i feel like saying "yes you can come back for it later, unless our store is destroyed by fire"
also when people are buying things that dont have a price tag or are missing a barcode, they often say "that means its free!". i love saying back to them "ive never heard that one before!"
i sure i will think of more later, but does anyone else have stupid customer stories they want to share?