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    illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Hey guys!

    I've decided to create my own little hangout area here in F&G.

    Here it is:



    Looking to get away from things for a little while? This is the place!

    The Rules

    1) Everybody is welcome.

    2) This is a non-judgmental do-as-you-please zone. Smoke. Drink. Have sex with strangers. Mug old ladies. Anything you want (the coppers will cruise by now and then, but trust me, they don't care enough to interfere with us cretins).


    And that's it! Those are the only rules!

    Anytime you're looking for me to discuss something on your mind, this is where I'll be hanging out (pardon the smell, the closest I get to showering is a little rinse-off down at the river now and then...).

    Feel free to ignore me as well, if you're coming back here to conduct your own little shady business. I promise not to listen in on any of your dealings (likely because I'll be passed out from drinking the rubbing alcohol and Listerine I shoplift from the nearby 7/11; they pay much less attention to those aisles than the beer fridges in the back - and hey, "alcohol is alcohol, and drunk is drunk" as my Mom used to say...).

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    If I kneel by the dumpster will someone come by and stick their cock in my mouth?
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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    ^ Probably! Want mine? (again, pardon the smell...river bathing...)

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Zac Efron...

    i know that's totally random but that's what's on my mind!

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    ^ Zac? He's over there, huddled between a few dumpsters further down the alley. See where that graffiti is? Right there.

    He's been smoking crack for 4 days straight, so I don't know how he's going to react when you approach him.

    Use caution, Chace.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    I would never do a celebrity even in the alley
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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Take away the bright lights and it reminds me of the alleys behind a couple of bars where we men used to get sucked off and recycle our beer. Once in a while we fucked ass there too.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Ally Bank gives 2% interest....

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    WHen do the lights go out?
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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    ^ Whenever you want. Just throw a rock at the sole streetlight we have back here, shatter the bulb...lights out.

    A city worker stops by every morning to replace the bulb; don't bother mugging him, he doesn't carry any cash.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Can't I offer to suck him off?
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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Oh,IGB.....knew you werre a little overextended but I didn't realize it would come to this!!!

    Coffee,and liquor donated by Sausy's Place to your heart's content!Food too...though some stuff might be of the just about to expire quality.Just sayin'.But you know it IS the thought that counts!!!
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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    looks like I missed Sausy
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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Me too, I was distracted by a few things.

    Oh, and to answer your question...of course you can offer to suck off the city worker.

    But why ask? Up on that ladder, crotch exposed...

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    I am drooling on my sandwich I found in the dumpster
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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Why haven't you eaten it yet?

    That's all good food they toss out here. Only 4-5 days old, at the very most.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    naw, they emptied the dumpster 2 days ago. Makes more room for sleeping
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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Watch out for used needles when you lie down.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Holy shit I found a new alley on the way home yesterday

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    ^ They rape people in that one.

    Well, I guess they rape people in this one, too...

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Could be - but it was full of broken glass and trash

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Mmmmmmm .... I don't know, I usually prefer five star accommodations!

    I think I'll have some food catered in ........





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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Does Texas have any Five star accomodations???

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    That food's gonna be snatched up by all our transients within minutes, Robert.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by cgymike View Post
    Does Texas have any Five star accomodations???
    Pffft, YES!

    You think were all rednecks and cowboys down here?

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    I already grabbed it and hit it
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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by illgetbi View Post
    That food's gonna be snatched up by all our transients within minutes, Robert.
    Will bring in more!

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Let's plot a crime.

    Nothing major. I don't want anyone killed in a bank robbery.

    Just something along the lines of criminal mischief.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by illgetbi View Post
    Let's plot a crime.

    Nothing major. I don't want anyone killed in a bank robbery.

    Just something along the lines of criminal mischief.
    How bout' I rob that delicatessen down the street?

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    ^ Oh, but we've got so much food as it is!

    Three different restaurants dump their scraps back here!

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by illgetbi View Post
    ^ Oh, but we've got so much food as it is!

    Three different restaurants dump their scraps back here!
    AND I can always have more food catered in!

    How about I kidnap this stud?

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    ^ Didn't you see this thread?

    http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=319798

    I have 3,704 hotties I'm trying to get rid of right now!

    Hmm, the criminal activities seem to be slim pickens tonight...lemme go snooping around and see if I come up with any ideas.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    ^ I guess I don't make much of a criminal then, Sorry!

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Me neither. When I set out with the goal of causing mischief, most of the time I end up doing good deeds.

    Well, sometimes the mischief comes to fruition. But rarely.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Li'l Bit made a doody in the alley. :~(

    Here it is:

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    *sides steps teh pile of shit*

    If this place doesn't have a fort made out of old packing crates, I ain't staying...
    Please do not apologize for your opinion.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    ^ We can make one! We have plenty of packing crates...

    Sup fetaby? How goes things?

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Pretty good. Enjoying the popcorn, even though my main vendor has been hit with the hammer.

    Tomorrow I whore myself to the masses in an effort to get a lil scratch.

    Was surprised to see a thread bumped today. The why do we shield our children from homosexuality thread, bumped apparently for a personal dig at one of the contributors. Nothing of substance in the bump at all, but oh well.
    Please do not apologize for your opinion.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    I'm having a weird mixture of old trolls coming out and apologizing to me, and new ones crawling out of the woodwork.

    God, our trolls are dumb. The latest one, that came after me in the "Am I An Asshole" thread? I wonder if he has a fucking clue that I can have copies of his term papers by tomorrow afternoon. Moron.

    My patience is being tested lately; I'm either going to be self-deleting soon or sticking around only for the Keen Eyes thread. I have no faith in 99% of the members here. It's become a daily thing that I have to remind myself that I'm posting on a gay forum. And that's a problem.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    What's the problem? That the forum is gay, or that you're posting here?

    I've never been one to beg someone to stay, or ask someone to leave. People will do as people want.

    I am curious though, who is the old troll that's apologizing to you?
    Please do not apologize for your opinion.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by RobertACE View Post
    How bout' I rob that delicatessen down the street?

    Oh boy that looks good!

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by fetaby View Post
    What's the problem? That the forum is gay, or that you're posting here?
    No, no, no...it's that it feels like it isn't a gay forum at times/places. Like when I dared to bring up the conflict of gay rights and christian evangelicalism in the Nick Jonas thread. Sure, I expected one or two people to say: "alright, we know their beliefs are bullshit, but for the pic threads we'll let it slide so we can ogle the hot kids." I was not expecting the fucking tidal wave that came at me for bringing it up.

    So it's moments like that where I'm like "Is this really a gay forum?"

    Quote Originally Posted by fetaby View Post
    I am curious though, who is the old troll that's apologizing to you?
    Not so much as old troll(s) but ex-haters in the celeb thread. Got earlier cursed out by a few who have recently come back apologizing and expressing their newfound appreciation for the thread.

    Unexpected.

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    Oh boy that looks good!
    I see that and I think Jersey Mike's.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by illgetbi View Post
    I'm having a weird mixture of old trolls coming out and apologizing to me, and new ones crawling out of the woodwork.

    God, our trolls are dumb. The latest one, that came after me in the "Am I An Asshole" thread? I wonder if he has a fucking clue that I can have copies of his term papers by tomorrow afternoon. Moron.

    My patience is being tested lately; I'm either going to be self-deleting soon or sticking around only for the Keen Eyes thread. I have no faith in 99% of the members here. It's become a daily thing that I have to remind myself that I'm posting on a gay forum. And that's a problem.
    Aw....sorry things might come to that.Don't want to say adios to IGBGuess this place is the only place on JUB to REALLY get away from it all!
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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by illgetbi View Post
    My patience is being tested lately; I'm either going to be self-deleting soon or sticking around only for the Keen Eyes thread. I have no faith in 99% of the members here. It's become a daily thing that I have to remind myself that I'm posting on a gay forum. And that's a problem.
    ......... Maybe a hug will help?

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by GamerBear View Post
    Oh boy that looks good!
    Glad I could help!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobertACE View Post
    Glad I could help!
    Always great to see you,Robert
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sausy View Post
    Always great to see you,Robert
    Back @ ya' Sausy ....

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Quote Originally Posted by RobertACE View Post
    ......... Maybe a hug will help?
    Thanks Robert, hugs appreciated but what I really need to see is a change in attitude among more of our JUBbers (not the regulars we all know and love, they couldn't be any cooler).

    I need to see more of the smaller, newer JUBbers stand up and actually fucking say something. Provide some back-up and momentum to common sense. Add their voices to shooting down bullshit.

    The community here should be a more powerful and coherent force than it is. Even if it is just a forum attached to a porn site, we're a huge group of gay and bisexual men who should be able to figure some of the most basic things out.

    Instead, I see more cannibalism than anything else.

    And since we're in the back alley here, I'll go ahead and say it - there are definitely a few things I feel the mods should reevaluate. The mods themselves are terrific; but the rules can at times be counterproductive to making this community stronger.

    The last few weeks there's been just too many things around here I don't understand...and if I can't get back to the point of making heads and tails of most things, sticking around is going to be tough.

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    Re: illgetbi's back-alley-by-the-dumpster hangout zone!

    Good morning igb

    sorry you feel bad about F&G
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    I hope you feel better today IGB, than yesterday.

    I brought a candle, it makes the dumpster smell better.

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