I've decided to create my own little hangout area here in F&G.
Here it is:
Looking to get away from things for a little while? This is the place!
1) Everybody is welcome.
2) This is a non-judgmental do-as-you-please zone. Smoke. Drink. Have sex with strangers. Mug old ladies. Anything you want (the coppers will cruise by now and then, but trust me, they don't care enough to interfere with us cretins).
And that's it! Those are the only rules!
Anytime you're looking for me to discuss something on your mind, this is where I'll be hanging out (pardon the smell, the closest I get to showering is a little rinse-off down at the river now and then...).
Feel free to ignore me as well, if you're coming back here to conduct your own little shady business. I promise not to listen in on any of your dealings (likely because I'll be passed out from drinking the rubbing alcohol and Listerine I shoplift from the nearby 7/11; they pay much less attention to those aisles than the beer fridges in the back - and hey, "alcohol is alcohol, and drunk is drunk" as my Mom used to say...).