The Sprouse Brothers (new)

[dckev80]

As they are into D&D I could see them signing up for a LARP weekend. Here's one with a twist. Hunting. They will be set out in a "forest" with minimal supplies and given a head start. Then hunters will come after them using nothing but midieval weaponry. Swords, bows and such. Except it will be just my partner and I hunting them. We will divide and conquer. We'll first catch Dylan and tie him naked to a tree. Then we'll take out time with Cole, stretching the hunt out, toying with him until..... he inevitably falls into our trap. Then we'll head back to base (a hidden cave that is well equipped) and spend the rest of the weekend having sweet sex with them. Even if they aren't virgins and are quite experienced at taking cock, their holes will still be quite sore afterward. But they'll call it suite (or sweet) agony.

Hey, we can dream can't we?

Sounds like fun! I just saw again the episode where Zack (Dylan) is trapped on the submarine. We get to see him with his shirt soaking wet, his pants pulled down, and he argues with Maya about the pronunciation of 'kraken.' If that last part doesn't confirm his nerd gamer credentials (and what a weird thing to put in the dialogue!) nothing does. He of course has it right: krah-ken, where she says 'kray-ken' or something like that.

[Willie Boy]

No, its Kray-ken.

That was a funny scene. I liked when she commented on his "rainbow" "underpants". What is it with Disney always calling underwear underpants. Underpants implies Long Johns. Undershorts implies boxers, briefs, boxer/briefs, jockeys.... etc. Underwear encompasses all.

But back to Dylan's undies. Maya comments on the color. Zack explains that they used to be white until he did laundry with candy in his pockets, "which makes the candy taste kinda bleachy". The whole thing was hilarious. All this time Cody was getting beat in Chess by a girl (until he pulled out "Blankie" and blindfolded himself).

[Willie Boy]

OK...... Interesting thing here. For those of you not following the Sprouse bros on twitter (and why aren't you? ) Dylan posted on his (about 8 hours ago) and I quote:

Dylan Sprouse ‏@sprousearts

OH SHIT THIS SONG LIT MY PUSSY ON FIRE http://tmblr.co/Z1UdKtdKutDL

The link leads to his Tumblr where he has embedded a song. The song is digitized and sounds like an old video game soundtrack.

I just thought his choice of words was a bit interesting. Why would he be talking about his pussy unless he had one? And could that aforementioned pussy be his twin brother Cole by any chance?

Just thought some of y'alls would be interested.

[dckev80]

No, its Kray-ken.

That was a funny scene. I liked when she commented on his "rainbow" "underpants". What is it with Disney always calling underwear underpants. Underpants implies Long Johns. Undershorts implies boxers, briefs, boxer/briefs, jockeys.... etc. Underwear encompasses all.

But back to Dylan's undies. Maya comments on the color. Zack explains that they used to be white until he did laundry with candy in his pockets, "which makes the candy taste kinda bleachy". The whole thing was hilarious. All this time Cody was getting beat in Chess by a girl (until he pulled out "Blankie" and blindfolded himself).

Well I always thought it was 'krah-ken,' and I've been gaming for a long time. ;-)

Kraken (pron.: /ˈkreɪkən/ or /ˈkrɑːkən/ or /ˈkrækən/)[1] are legendary sea monsters of giant proportions said to dwell off the coasts of Norway and Greenland.

Yeah 'underpants' is so little boy. And Maya also commented on his oddly 'hairless legs' or something like that. She was always putting the poor guy down! It was worth it seeing him hanging from the periscope and flailing around with his pants around his ankles.

Seems like they try to get Austin and Dez into boxers as much as they can (and at least Ross seems okay showing off his hot bare body), now if we could just get Chase and Adam from Labrats to run around in their 'underpants'...

And the whole Cody/chess girl thing was so over the top funny, since Cody/Cole couldn't seem to even fake being attracted to her as much as being terrified.

[dckev80]

OK...... Interesting thing here. For those of you not following the Sprouse bros on twitter (and why aren't you? ) Dylan posted on his (about 8 hours ago) and I quote:

The link leads to his Tumblr where he has embedded a song. The song is digitized and sounds like an old video game soundtrack.

I just thought his choice of words was a bit interesting. Why would he be talking about his pussy unless he had one? And could that aforementioned pussy be his twin brother Cole by any chance?

Just thought some of y'alls would be interested.

I swear, they are both gay and Dylan, against all our assumptions, is a big gay bottom. His whole Zack persona was 'acting!' LOL. What straight guy (or even a gay one who isn't trying to inch out of the closet) would say something like that, even as a 'joke'?

[Willie Boy]

I swear, they are both gay and Dylan, against all our assumptions, is a big gay bottom. His whole Zack persona was 'acting!' LOL. What straight guy (or even a gay one who isn't trying to inch out of the closet) would say something like that, even as a 'joke'?

Either one who is secure enough in his manhood, or one who - although he isn't gay - appreciates his gay fans enough to entertain them/us with such comments. Or he didn't think about what he was posting.

[Willie Boy]

Well I always thought it was 'krah-ken,' and I've been gaming for a long time. ;-)

Kraken (pron.: /ˈkreɪkən/ or /ˈkrɑːkən/ or /ˈkrækən/)[1] are legendary sea monsters of giant proportions said to dwell off the coasts of Norway and Greenland.

Yeah 'underpants' is so little boy. And Maya also commented on his oddly 'hairless legs' or something like that. She was always putting the poor guy down! It was worth it seeing him hanging from the periscope and flailing around with his pants around his ankles.

Seems like they try to get Austin and Dez into boxers as much as they can (and at least Ross seems okay showing off his hot bare body), now if we could just get Chase and Adam from Labrats to run around in their 'underpants'...

And the whole Cody/chess girl thing was so over the top funny, since Cody/Cole couldn't seem to even fake being attracted to her as much as being terrified.

No its Kray-ken (Why am I playing the Maya role here? )

Actually I think the Austin/Dez thing (at least the Austin part) is more from Ross Lynch than Disney. He was in a picture with one of the older members of R5 where they were both in undies, and (at least for Ross) it wasn't boxers. I think they were doing a publicity shoot for the band and didn't bother with pants as it was from chest up. But if you check out their twitter accounts you'll see where they posted it themselves.

I thought the whole Marcus winning the Chess Tournament was funny too.

But yeah, the Suite Life was actually geared toward younger kids. Even though they did have some adult humor popping up in most episodes, probably to entertain parents too.

[jjonn3]

OK...... Interesting thing here. For those of you not following the Sprouse bros on twitter (and why aren't you? ) Dylan posted on his (about 8 hours ago) and I quote:

Dylan Sprouse ‏@sprousearts
OH SHIT THIS SONG LIT MY PUSSY ON FIRE http://tmblr.co/Z1UdKtdKutDL

Hummm...

Curiouser and curiouser!

[Willie Boy]

Yes it is. For the longest time I've been willing to believe him to be straight. That has recently been changing due to his own words and actions. Cole...... I still believe he may be what rumors portray him to be, a wild and crazy masochist who would freely offer himself to the most cruel master.

[hanzosword]

Cole and Dylan's

[Willie Boy]

Dylan: "I'm not gonna drink any urine or anything like that." No plans to do it, but he did bring it up......... Methinks he doth protest too much. But seriously I'd like to see Cole and Dylan dress in tight little speedos and wrestle in peanut butter. Their friend could be referee.

[Kiwils]

Dylan keeps getting sexier. Nothing like a hot gamer geek.

[Sinestro]

Dylan keeps getting sexier. Nothing like a hot gamer geek.

Too true! I love geeks in general but if you're hot and a gamer too, well lets just say I want you in my bed.

[Willie Boy]

Hmmmm. We don't have much in the way of geek content, but my partner and I are both hot as well as being gamers.

But back to the Sprouse bros. I liked the way Cole kept his legs spread. I may be reading too much into it, but it seemed his body was screaming, "Come and throw my ankles over my head and fuck me deep!" There's more to the vision, but I don't know if I should share it. Somebody could get hurt.

[hanzosword]

I think Cole was acting kind of antsy for some reason lol. He seemed a bit frustrated or annoyed about something in his body language. He kept fidgeting with his fingers or with whatever he could get his hands on. Something was driving him kind of crazy in that dorm room lol. I love how he and Dylan always look longingly at each other when they listen to the other speak.

I thought it was funny how Cole says nobody likes his hair long like that lol. I'm the only one who likes it I guess.

[indybj]

I love his long hair. I just wish he would let some decent pictures be taken with it down.

I think Cole was acting kind of antsy for some reason lol. He seemed a bit frustrated or annoyed about something in his body language. He kept fidgeting with his fingers or with whatever he could get his hands on. Something was driving him kind of crazy in that dorm room lol. I love how he and Dylan always look longingly at each other when they listen to the other speak.

I thought it was funny how Cole says nobody likes his hair long like that lol. I'm the only one who likes it I guess.

[Willie Boy]

I think Cole was acting kind of antsy for some reason lol. He seemed a bit frustrated or annoyed about something in his body language. He kept fidgeting with his fingers or with whatever he could get his hands on. Something was driving him kind of crazy in that dorm room lol. I love how he and Dylan always look longingly at each other when they listen to the other speak.

I thought it was funny how Cole says nobody likes his hair long like that lol. I'm the only one who likes it I guess.

You'd be fidgety and antsy if you wanted to be alone with Dylan but there was this other guy there with a webcam. I think most of us would.

[Willie Boy]

Dylan Sprouse ‏@sprousearts

I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe in my spice garden and only cried for 20 minutes. #Spongebob4king

Sounds like Dylan's toe could use a kiss to make it feel better. Any takers?

[iluvjsumpter]

Sounds like Dylan's toe could use a kiss to make it feel better. Any takers?

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[Willie Boy]

Well we got one. Guess there's no need to amputate. OK Cole, you can put the clippers away. Cole, Cole..... Put the clippers away Cole.

[xSebastianXBradlinx]

I still want a threesome with these two. They're so yummy :P

[Willie Boy]

My partner and I would enjoy a foursome, or tho threesomes - We could enjoy each of them individually, but they probably wouldn't want those odds...... Except maybe Cole - if the rumors are true.

[hanzosword]

I saw some tweets Cole made a few days ago wishing Taylor Lautner a happy birthday in of them. In the other he said that people should follow him because he's an "amazing guy" then he deleted them both. I wonder what made him delete them...

[trinket]

Nice to see him give Taylor a shout-out! He hasn't deleted the tweets, though - they're still around.

[Willie Boy]

There they are. I must have missed them. Hey, it happens.

Also, Paxart made a Sprouse fake at my request, here it is:


When you see him around thank him for his wonderful work. He went out of his way to make this and deserves a thank you.

[hanzosword]

Nice to see him give Taylor a shout-out! He hasn't deleted the tweets, though - they're still around.

Oh okay. I thought they were gone. That was nice of him.

[xSebastianXBradlinx]

That acccount is fake, Cole is @TheOleKingCole

[xSebastianXBradlinx]

There's a mass of fake accounts, people with bipolar disorder or an identity crisis.

[Willie Boy]

That acccount is fake, Cole is @TheOleKingCole

Good catch. That account has subsequently been suspended.

The question: Was it someone pretending to be Cole...... Or Cole pretending to be someone pretending to be him?
And if Cole really was behind it, was it an attempt to confess his crush while leaving a loophole of doubt?

This is all speculation...... Or is it?

[diamondstar]

I was NOT ready for that fake. The Sprouse men are indeed handsome. I sincerely hope they do some acting in the future

[Willie Boy]

That may not happen. Dylan is heading toward video game graphics/design. And Cole currently seems to be headed down the dusty road to the archaeology dig. Then again, he started with photography.

I always thought Cole to be the more natural of the two as far as comfort in front of the camera. he was just better with the whole body language and making it look believable. Dylan struggled with that a bit and his in-scene gestures tended to be a bit wooden and formulaic. We may see Cole find his way back under the vicious scrutiny of the lens.

We have to remember, though, that they grew up in front of the cameras. I imagine they are enjoying the freedom of being away right now. The Danimal torch has even been passed to the next generation of Disney stars. They've been acting since they were barely old enough to stand, they deserve time away to experience real life for a change. They may or may not find their way back, and we just have to accept their decisions either way.

That said I do agree, it would be awesome to see them both acting again. Especially in something more dramatic. They're great at comedy, but it would be nice to see them in a thriller or something, a dark story of brotherly betrayal and murder. I believe they could pull it off. Or maybe a sci-fi action flick. They could have sleek spacesuits similar to their So Random robot costumes.

[dckev80]

Dylan keeps getting sexier. Nothing like a hot gamer geek.

You got that right man!

[dckev80]

That may not happen. Dylan is heading toward video game graphics/design. And Cole currently seems to be headed down the dusty road to the archaeology dig. Then again, he started with photography.

I always thought Cole to be the more natural of the two as far as comfort in front of the camera. he was just better with the whole body language and making it look believable. Dylan struggled with that a bit and his in-scene gestures tended to be a bit wooden and formulaic. We may see Cole find his way back under the vicious scrutiny of the lens.

We have to remember, though, that they grew up in front of the cameras. I imagine they are enjoying the freedom of being away right now. The Danimal torch has even been passed to the next generation of Disney stars. They've been acting since they were barely old enough to stand, they deserve time away to experience real life for a change. They may or may not find their way back, and we just have to accept their decisions either way.

That said I do agree, it would be awesome to see them both acting again. Especially in something more dramatic. They're great at comedy, but it would be nice to see them in a thriller or something, a dark story of brotherly betrayal and murder. I believe they could pull it off. Or maybe a sci-fi action flick. They could have sleek spacesuits similar to their So Random robot costumes.

Heh I agree Dylan seemed a little less comfortable with acting for awhile, then he put on all that weight and fortunately lost it and now looks darling. LOL about the So Random robot costumes. The only bad part was that the crotch are was dark spandex so we couldn't see anything. And as for a sci-fi movie. the Suite Life Movie was pretty fun sci-fi. ANd you notice that they spent almost all the movie together while the rest of the cast was running around separately?

[Willie Boy]

Well, I happen to have a picture that shows Dylan in profile (bulge included). Dark shows up quite well against a light background. And that set was awful light and bright. But yeah, it would have been nice if the crotch area was the same as the primary color of their suits. (Cold would have had yellow, Dylan green).

One thing though. Dylan never really put on a lot of weight. Its just that when standing next to beanpole Cole, and both of them being short, it gave the appearance of him being chubby.

[Willie Boy]

Don't know if anybody's following Dylan's twitter, but he was asked a question and responded (sorta). You guys might be interested in this:http://bausprouse.tumblr.com/post/44...penis-size#_=_

That is from his tumblr account. What do you think about his response? Any thoughts on his pic?

[MJEH89]

watched "Big Daddy" (1999) this afternoon. i forgot how sad parts of this movie are...

[jjonn3]

Don't know if anybody's following Dylan's twitter, but he was asked a question and responded (sorta). You guys might be interested in this:http://bausprouse.tumblr.com/post/44...penis-size#_=_

That is from his tumblr account. What do you think about his response? Any thoughts on his pic?

It is a great question - one I would like to know the answer to - especially because it means they checked to find out!

But you say he gave a response - is there something more than the picture?

[Willie Boy]

No. The picture was his response. If you scroll down on the page you can read what others thought it meant. I was wondering what people here thought he was trying to say by it.

[toddnnelson]

iam trying to find that photo that shows he reacted to the response but i kept scrolling down and down and down and cannot ee it mustbe alot of post of ----- likesit

[Willie Boy]

iam trying to find that photo that shows he reacted to the response but i kept scrolling down and down and down and cannot ee it mustbe alot of post of ----- likesit

The picture is at the top. The responses (if you can call them that) are what you scroll down for.

[trinket]

It's not the first time one of the Sprouseii has been asked about their junk (which honestly, is kinda hot), and they seem to be amused by, and have a great sense of humor about it. On Cole's old Tumblr account (archived entry here) he got, and answered, this:

Do twins have the same size quivering member?

First off. This question really made me laugh. Second. Consult your biology teacher, but first ask yourself (if curiosity is actually plaguing you for this answer, which I don’t see why it would, because twins don’t even care about this shit) does this make sense naturally?

consult the trusted yahoo answers

-sincerely, Cole’s quivering member

LOL!

and on another occasion:

do you and dylan have the same penis size?????

not since the accident

[Willie Boy]

-sincerely, Cole's quivering member

not since the accident

But I wonder what kind of accident poor Dylan had....... Did Cole get a little overzealous while "eating" his brother's meat?

[Kiwils]

lol@Cole's responses. But really though, of all the questions... Some people. /facepalm

[Willie Boy]

Hey, some people want to know.

[xSebastianXBradlinx]

LOL! The picture of him smiling is his response to the question? That look translates to I fooled around with my brother and my cock is bigger.

[Kiwils]

Hey, some people want to know.

Yeah, but doesn't mean you should ask them. lol Maybe if you were friends or something. :P

[trinket]

Yeah, but doesn't mean you should ask them. lol Maybe if you were friends or something. :P

Hey, this is the modern Internet (as opposed to, oh, the 1850s Internet, right? ) in a Paris Hilton, reality-show driven culture that emphasizes shock value and titillation, and at times the near-complete jettisoning of good taste, reservation and morals, lol. The "let me suck your dick" video shows that in action. Your point is well taken - I think though that it's since the celebrities are accessible, I suppose the thinking is 'why not ask them the silliest or crudest thing possible', especially given they grew up in large wholesome goody-goody projects (when's the last time they talked about their junk on their TV shows)? Both of the guys took it in good spirit though, and there is something kinda hot (to me anyway) about them being asked such a direct question. I don't think many guys reading or posting on JUB are adverse to discussions about penii, whether they belong to twins or anybody else.

[Kiwils]

You're right, I'm sure people ask those kind of questions to invoke a reaction, knowing they won't get a serious answer. Their background only makes it more tempting to ask something like that.

I laughed at the responses (and the question even being asked), so it's not like I didn't enjoy it. I'm just projecting my prudeness. :P Don't let me stop ya from talking about anyone's penis. lol

[Willie Boy]

Not to mention sometimes people just want to know. Curiosity is a major trait of humanity, sometimes it is directed toward less than constructive outlets. Yes we all know the old adage about curiosity killing the cat, but that doesn't always stop curiosity from happening.

[Willie Boy]

Hey, this is the modern Internet (as opposed to, oh, the 1850s Internet, right? ) in a Paris Hilton, reality-show driven culture that emphasizes shock value and titillation, and at times the near-complete jettisoning of good taste, reservation and morals, lol. The "let me suck your dick" video shows that in action. Your point is well taken - I think though that it's since the celebrities are accessible, I suppose the thinking is 'why not ask them the silliest or crudest thing possible', especially given they grew up in large wholesome goody-goody projects (when's the last time they talked about their junk on their TV shows)? Both of the guys took it in good spirit though, and there is something kinda hot (to me anyway) about them being asked such a direct question. I don't think many guys reading or posting on JUB are adverse to discussions about penii, whether they belong to twins or anybody else.

Ah, but that ain't where they started out. Anybody ever see the Adam Sandler flick Big Daddy?