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    Thankfully brief

    A cold day in hell? How stupid is that? Its a 110 degrees in here and the place is packed with fevered spastic throbbing bodies. At best barely clad and that in tatters...residual ecstacy dripping from noses. KY jelly and trojan foils on every table, the music screaming from 40 speakers and the band on stage don't even need the mikes.

    OK. a stupid name for the hottest fucking gay gathering place in the Bay area. Only thing stupider is me, the owner and only guy in the place without a hook-up.

    Fucking Larry done it again.....I can just hear him...Paul, Paul I promise, we open a new club...a fresh start...a new chapter in our book of life. Please Paul, I promise.

    Right, what a gullible moron....got a fucking bridge for sale I'm buying. OK..suck it up. Reality time. Never mind those tousled gold locks and deep sea green eyes. Forget his impish grin and muscled torso. So what if his voice makes your cock tingle and his can barely be contained in an oversize Speedo, virtually 10 inches of magic wand he uses like the fairy godfather he is.........

    Or was, he lays here backstage bleeding out. the rich little bookworm has finally turned..eh, for me 20 years maybe more...or just a really really cold day in the cell and then the peace that comes in the after life.

    ---maybe I should stick to reading

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    Re: Thankfully brief

    I somehow missed this short yet deep and provoking piece.

    There could be a story here but its brevity tells more than just words can ever say!



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    Re: Thankfully brief

    Wow, I get it...that's absolutely wonderful, Lefty.
    I love that you've wrapped an entire novel's worth of material into a few choice lines and yet it's infinitely more than a mere blurb. Your prose read brilliantly.
    I'd venture to say you've arguably created a piece of art here.

    I can imagine Bill Curtis narrating this sorted tale on an episode of American Justice.
    okay bye!

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    It was going to be a poem but

    The alliteration got me in a rut

    Then I thought to write the tale

    But knew with ADS I could fail

    If you guys are telling it true.

    I blush and honestly...Thank You.


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    Thank You, Lefty!

    Strong imagery and narrative, there! I'd say that piece of prose is just about as close to poetry as you can get, without it being considered such.

    Truly ... pretty darned AWESOME!!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Lefty,
    All these months and you didn't toot your own horn.
    I didn't even know this was sitting out here, waiting to be read.

    You wonder why I was confused?

    As Chaz and Tzu and Auto have said - a very powerful, poignant piece.
    Haunting. Leaves us reeling.


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    Judge Judy type....bit dykey but steel moral backbone snapped her honey brown
    eyes and deep from within that bountiful bosom pealed forth her final edict.

    "Guilty, guilty but with mitigating circumstances." OH MY GOD...what was the
    great ball buster Bitch doing? I shuddered and cursed my parents for that
    sloppy tryst at the lake. Cussed Eros himself for conjoining those hot and
    sweaty loins....that massive sword thrust into the too tight scabbard and then
    his spilling my very essence allover he grass shooting torrents of seed deep
    within her virgin..oh Christ...that wasn't her ass and at that moment...
    the two little stars of the Homecoming Parade made a critical need
    for a home of their own, cradle and all..

    The Judge gave a surreptitious glance to the famed family jewels and grimacing
    with distaste showed her true colors as a believer in human rights. The court-
    room hushed as she continued..." The prisoner is guilty of animal lust of the first
    degree...he is guilty of bestial rage in the first degree....he is guilty of an all
    consuming love and jealousy leading to his final guilt which I deem as Second
    Degree murder with aggravation."

    " Let the record show that Larry Jones was ruled by his genitals and those
    massive bits of flesh made him an unkind man. Paul Jubber has issues and
    will undergo treatment while remanded as a guest of this state. Due to those
    issues of blatant sexual need and consideration of his ahem endowments he
    will be assigned to our Napa facility where his anatomy bot front and rear can
    be covered and protected adequately. Paul, upon detumescence you may come
    forth and approach the bench. We will give you a short period to plea for an
    extended leniency and to prostrate before the court telling of your years since
    puberty that caused you to run so amoral a life and eventually amok."
    --------
    Well jurors...should we leave this at thankfully brief or? It could get juicy....
    My 'life story' didn't originally plan on extra chapters....but a few posters may have
    stirred the flame of my trencher infested imagination.....
    your call.

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    Re: Thankfully brief

    Lefty,
    Your keen, excising wit has kept the scalpel at the ready, trimming verbosity from your sad, yet somehow salacious, tale (careful, it sounds as if the honorable judge lesbo desires to take said scalpel and surgically excise your sexuality from your Tail).

    You bring the roughness of one who has fought his way through life, tooth and nail, to the story. The whirlwind of emotions of being on a train headed for Hell, out of control. What happens next to our Rocky Balboaesque protagonist piques our pensive grey matter.

    I bid thee caution, sir. We, your humble audience and harshest critics may have sprung a trap. I know another author on this site who started out intending to write nothing more than a short series of interest; said story now numbers over 250 chapters, with each installment perhaps 6-10pp of a typical word processed document.

    Given your prolific, and perhaps penurious pen pertaining to other pen names on this platform, you have provoked(?) personal praise in kind from the most seasoned of JUBbernauts. Pray for mercy, for they are discovering your work and providing comment. May He grant mercy on your wretched soul.

    Seriously, keep at it, our Loquacious Literary Lord. If you write it, we will come. (As to whether we Cum, that will depend on the twists and turns of your sordid story.)


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    Whoa.

    As usual, I fairly fail to follow your fluid flow of fanciful prose!

    That first installment... just when I was starting to like the style, it flared off into some realm foreign to me... I lost it.

    The second -- loads of laughs, literally!

    "Thirty-one* states allow all qualified citizens to carry concealed weapons. In those states, homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible. "

    --Jonathan Rauch, Salon Magazine, March 13, 2000

    *the number is now forty

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    Re: Thankfully brief

    Hey Lefty! How we love a man who rises to the occasion - a man who proudly fills his 'briefs'



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    Larry gone. Departed. never again to darken my door or brighten my day.
    That too turgid flesh, the crimson oozing from sparkless eyes. Oh god this
    agony forever etched in my blackend soul.

    Stop....stop, please god stop.. I can't forget those lust laden nights, my minds
    ear vibrating moans of greedy lovemaking mingling with the oceans hungry roar.
    His incredible rampant cock , the throbbing head bursting past my bladder deep..
    oh god so deep within.. Even now feeling his swollen eggs sliding on my crack...
    I sense his salty froth bursting the too tight trojan and the flooding of my bowels
    like foaming waves hitting the shore.

    the hairy chest sweating...heaving, muscles slack and penis sated. The bruised
    lips first seeking mine..oh god how i remember...and my prick 10 enraged pulsating
    inches of antagonized flesh hitting the bottom of his throat......sweet release...mo...
    ther of god ....the steaming emotions laid even barer than our nerveless bodies.

    Thankfully brief Larry, the rest of my life, thankfully brief....your guhguhgood bye to
    me the tortured tormented gift of Aids. My gift to you a silver bullet and pain that was
    thankfully brief.
    -----------------------------------30 ??-----------------------------------------------

    Well, shall Paul live or? Three ways to go...Judge Judy.... Paul carries on....

    or the story ends here..... quite literally...........Thankfully brief

    Thanks for looking in

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    You're an amazing story teller, sir.
    I'm so tickled that Autolycus found your note pad stuffed away in the bottom drawer and laid it upon the deck top. Don't stop writing Lefty, you have too much, nay, we have too much to lose without your wonderful little tales.
    okay bye!

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    The jump of parts really perplexed me. Yet it is so charming and bewildering in its mischievous nature...

    The first and the second part tickles my curiousity about something set half-covert in the half-tightly woven words---like feelings shown but only partially so as to make us ponder.

    And just as I start to guess the underlying story, the third part abruptly introduce a brand new unexpected stage! Quite contrarily murders the prejudice set by the previous parts.

    The story is so organic; it's like you're creating a living body that tells a story instead of words which are left to elaborate themselves. This is too exciting and too puzzling to end here. You must continue, dear Sir, you have to, the story has yet reached 10-inch long of thrill!
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Re: Thankfully brief

    Lefty,
    I do believe our dear Freefall has enunciated it quite clearly -
    You ain't off the hook yet, baby.
    We want more.
    You write quite vividly, if a bit chaotically, careening down the highway of love/lust, losing your soul in the process?


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    What everyone else has been saying!

    Lefty, you're an inspiration. I look forward to another wild ride with you.

    More info here. Free copies by request.

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    The manner of writing vividly conveys the torment in the mind of the narrator. Mangled prose here communicates more clearly than a smooth flow.

    "Thirty-one* states allow all qualified citizens to carry concealed weapons. In those states, homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible. "

    --Jonathan Rauch, Salon Magazine, March 13, 2000

    *the number is now forty

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    Update or upchuck (right, just try getting chuck to hold still)

    Paul, a very rich, very hung, very cursed with what has been DNA ladened
    with hyper-testonerosity for years. The little bookworm and descendant of
    a Royal British Lord, has been on trial in Ohio for the murder of his lover, the golden surfer boy Larry....Judge Judy (a bit of a butch biker aka "eJ"
    on weekends) has remanded him to the State prison for the criminally Insane
    in Atascadero, CA. Most of this diary is his penning of those thoughts on his
    journey from the State Courthouse in Columbus to his new home and beyond.
    Paul killed Larry after Larry mistakenly told him They probably had Aids as Larry
    had been a bareback slut while Paul was visiting family in the old country and
    tidying affairs in Yorkshire.

    We will resume with Paul. hands shackled behind him and bladder about to
    burst.....beinf led to the urinals by Baliff Don "Q" on loan from the protection witness programof Rochester NY.

    -------------

    Oh piss, I gotta go bad.....my dick is gonna rip out of the flimsy prison pants...
    great...a fcking boner....10 inches of stiff meat and how the hell am I gonna pee. Oh fuck, I hope the Q on that guys tag means queer 'cause when he unleashes that monster....oh my god....his gentle fingers caressing my burgeoning cockhead.....I can almost feel him moving the hood.....oh..oh..uh oh....2 weeks alone...a 24 hr surveilence cell...oh god '''''''''''''''''''''qod Q's ass
    and that obscene bulge....shit.....I just..oh Crumbs...bloody fucking hell how do
    I explain the spunk across my trouser front......oh god I just want to die right nowl....Larry larry you barstid this is all your fault...burn in hell.

    "honest Doc, 2years as a cop and I ain't never had one piss his pants and pass
    out headfirst i my lap before. What? thathuge wet spot isn't no piss? what the fuck are you say...no, no way...I'm stuck with this fritfly all the way to....
    no...no way....they don't pay me enough for this...not 24/7 not no how not no way.........What? Judge Judy says do it or 60 days for contempt of court...My ass, fuck this its the fucking tempt of my ass that scares me shitless. He has
    syphliss or aids or crabs or something and I...I gots a wife and kids..man...I
    don't need that shit rubbing off on me....Doc...ell 'em I'm sick....anything oh fuck me...fuck me...what did I ever do to deserve this."

    Paper gown....arm cuffed to a bed rail....what the fuck is that itching at my ball end....and where is that billie berk I was off to the loo with when I went arse
    over tit and kissed his bullocks on my ... on my what? oh kay I just can't recall except the bit with the blues and twos....dizzy now.....------------

    __________________________________________________ ____

    Vote time folks.......I can always go make cream cheese and ham sandwiches
    () easier than sitting here.......speak now or come hold my piece....oops.

    was that a misquote?

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    Re: Thankfully brief

    Lefty,
    You are a SICK bastard, alright. And that's why we love you so much, lol.

    I got potentially contaminated cum on me, huh?
    Why am I itching so bad? Did that fucknut Larry give me crabs, or worse?
    Just from trying to do the right fucking thing and help him relieve his fucking bladder?!

    Damn that biker bitch judge. It's just not fair. Why the Hell is a convict from OH, found guilty of Murder - a STATE crime, being transferred to a fucking mental prison in California?! Ohio doesn't have their own mental prisons? And, how the fuck did I get myself caught up in this shit? Yeah, the travel/hazard pay is good.
    Helps cover the bills. But, still. Shit, damn, piss, cocksucker, motherfucker, cunt, SHIT ON A STICK! He blew his fucking CUM Load? Just from me helping him get his peter out to take a fucking piss? And now I've got Crabs, or WORSE?!

    Where's my gun? Where's my damed gun? I'm gonna go SHOOT the miserable cocksucking motherfucking (although, I guess in this case that would be FATHERfucking) ASSHOLE!

    (Other than THAT, carry on. Where's the next chapter? I can hardly wait to see what you have cooked up for Gus and Chaz. And, I bet Freefall's gonna fall HARD when you get around to adding HIM to this little saga of yours)


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    Re: Thankfully brief

    Hey! How the Hell did I end up getting (potentially) involved in this?

    Other than being perched on the edge of my chair waiting for More?

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Hi, Chaz.
    Sorry if I invited you into the fray, lol.

    I figured you were one of the gang and, the more the merrier.

    See what you get for being such a great guy and member of the "club"? lol


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    HA! Nothing quite like getting "Clubbed"!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    Okay, I'm lost here

    How the hell a protected witness got cuffed and jailed?

    Except it's his weird fetish fantasy :super:
    come now, my child. if we were planning to harm you, do you think
    we'd be lurking here beside the path in the darkest part of the forest?

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    Todays collitch kids ...ok...the sex crazed murderer of the Ohio resident
    is a Brit and related to British royalty.
    The protected witness person is the cop assigned to Paul to get him
    to the FED Prison Mental Hosp to serve his sentence and get therapy.
    Fed involved because AmCit murdered by Brit subj and as a P/C move
    to the Brit Royal Family....what else....fuck if I know, the spliffs haven't given me the vision yet.
    My holy herb supply needs to be replenished...ganja as
    tea is for the old ras....make more sense now freebie?

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    You are a sick man Lefticus Nutt! A very sick man!
    okay bye!

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    Warden Gus (Gustine on the week-ends) Shih is talking to his long time love,
    Judge Judy (eJ on weekends) re the new member Paul, his federally assigned
    caretaker Don and the first week.
    ---------------
    Thanks bitch...you really set me up on this one. That horny little dirtbag has
    jumped to trustees and fucked the Archie dog we use to calm people down.
    His keeper ain't worth shit, had a breakdown and sits up in the infirmary crying
    about aides and how he doesn't want any... Thanks, two whackos and one is
    armed and in uniform the other hung like a horse and fucks anything that moves
    a bit slow. You owe me....you owe me.

    Gussie, this is Tuesday, get the panties out of your crack and put your jock on,
    there is work to be done. Couple of shrinks.....old cocksucker by the name of H.
    Shepherd the II and his trainee, a cow eyed perv from Wisconsin Medical will
    be there on Thursday to start treatment. Good news, I am now Supreme Court Judge Judy and am the Fed traveling Circuit Judge so will be out your way soonest. Tune up the bikes oil the whips and chains...oh...and do your exercises....limber and party are coming together baby. Leslie wants some attention and his sister promised me a special congrats gift tonight...yeah, you remember he'smy assistant with the cock the size and shape of a boat hook
    and she the one with the pussy hat sucks rings off fingers and the mouth that sucks well, you remember.

    Warden Shih....Warden Shih...Warden Shih!!!!!!!...
    Fuck Gigg....can't you see I'm on....oh my god honey bunny.....what happenned????what happened?

    Oh god Gus...that little brit whack with the baseball bat cock slipped his cuff
    and and .......Okay Gigg take it easy...take a minute....I'm going to set up
    the cam and tape this.....every detail ... oh is that bastard in for a rude. ....

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    That Fucker Paul is just that - has a compulsive need to get his cock in any available male ass - willing or no!

    Spunks all over his damned shorts and pants just thinking about me helping him take a leak, for crying out loud. I wasn't giving him no damned hand job.

    Now I've got Lord knows what. How long before the blood tests are back?
    What's that itching? Where's my damned gun? I'm gonna plug that fucker's ass hole so good he'll be satisfied forever.


    And I know, if I'll only be true, to this glorious quest . . .

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    Officer Don is in a hospital bed talking to himself.

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    Maybe these docs can help may sure I'm OK.
    Better than that uncontrolled snake in the pants Brit "noble" - Noble THIS, you cocksucker. I bet you'd like THAT. Oh, yeah, you'd shoot another load just thinking about getting your lips wrapped around my manhood.

    Sick pervo whack job.
    Bet he's jerking off in his cell just thinking about me. . .


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    ^still talking to himself.......

    OK Gus....heavy artillary.....

    damn I hate to..but...

    Send in the clowns......send in the clowns

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    I think it's better when I don't completely understand what's happening.

    More info here. Free copies by request.

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    The "Judge" wants to plead ignorance?!
    Come, come, Judge Judy - you know perfectly well that ignorance is no excuse.

    You MUST be fully informed if you are to make just adjudications.

    Me, I'm working on a temporary insanity/justifiable homicide defense.

    Where is that (s)cumbag Paul. I found the KCl, I just need to give him an injection to get that fucking cum gun to wilt. THEN we can "help cure him". Nothing like the old cures - cut those damned mountain oysters out of his sack and reshape his fuckin' dick into a vag - then he can get fucked cumming and going, and have a third in his mouth for good measure.


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    ^ I think you'll do a convincing "temporary insanity". Just a bit more work and you'll get that "temporary" thing just right.

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    Are you implying that, right now, it might not be viewed as "temporary"? lol
    (Or would that be a flat out statement?!)


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    I'm just reviewing the evidence and offering no conclusion at this time.

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    What tha? Who tha?

    Lefty! Ya ol' cuss! Ya popped the cork on the wrong damned bottle, and let the Jinn out!!

    How the hell, as a (cow eyed? ) trainee shrink, am I even expected to get a grip! And, NO!, I'm not talkin' about your own (r)udder!

    I hope you have this corralled a tad tidier by the time Shep II, and I, get there! I'll have to bring along a double dose of his meds, on top of everything else!

    Keep smilin'!!
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    I FOUND IT!!!

    You bastard... not linking me here by now. How dare you???

    You shall serve a sentence most eternal for this one.

    Nice digs... very very nice digs. There's something so organic, yet mechanically broke the fuck down about these mildly enigmatic yet blatant scribblings.
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    Wen!

    But I've gotta ask - only MILDLY enigmatic?

    Lefty, did you see that?

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    Wen!

    But I've gotta ask - only MILDLY enigmatic?

    Lefty, did you see that?
    Bi eJ

    But I have to answer - only MILDLY treacherous?

    Eye see all

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    Wen,
    You have to forgive the old fart, er I mean, Lefty.
    He's technologically challenged. He doesn't always do well with links and pic uploads and such.

    I think I did post a link in one of the threads we play in - you just need to get around more, lol.


    Lefty - I r(e)ef - er you up four posts to Kyanimal's - take a look at the signature at the bottom. Now got back to not banned and prostrate yourself before me in the forum in which I was so most seriously aggrieved. I will enterain forgiving you for the blasphemies you laid upon my noble, HONOURABLE, yet humble, personage.


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    Horseapples, that last sentence made less than no sense.....so typical of

    HEEDless horsemen from the West North East. I look forward to being "GOT"

    back to not banned and you can "enterain" me with your humble attempts to

    play in the adult venues.........

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    Are you the one who's been tampering with my connection to here?
    Been spinning my wheels trying to get back in to read this drivel.


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    Quoth Fatty's big chance: Pick it up! Pick it up! Hup Hup!
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    Atascadero (thankfully brief)


    larry...plese god..not my dreams oh god you died..you bled and gasped and stiffened before me..why can't you stay dead. The farm, the barn, that bloody night..burnt forever in my soul. You bastard....oh no..the sleep is coming back,,the dream..the dream....the the...larry where are your pants...your briefs oh shit did
    you stuff your skivvies with...oh no..oh no my plowboy didn't stuff anything.. Is
    that all for me larry....the purple head the blue veined pipe that pulsing leg
    of ...ok I'll shut up....just let me taste....chocolate,chocolate you've ..oh Ii love
    milking you when you've been dipping in the bosco....oh god tongue me arse..
    tongue me arse. that thing is oh oh now give me your cock hard deep harder..
    slam those eggs to mine...fruck me Trigger...ram that rod deep in your little Flicka
    unh unh now shoot it shoot it deep within your mare no saddle stud..no saddle
    bare in me hot pulsing and the release..larry my stallion my god....I .. i .. i can feel
    them swimming over my prostate...leaaking juicing my...no don't stop again
    now right now its slick its tight I'm grasping and squeezing crying..wheezing
    this oh yes...this is what a loft is for.

    Oh shit...nurse....nurse in here, the fag has glued his cock to his belly again.
    Get Frefelt in here stat. his jakarta juice didn't do fuck for wet dreams. I don't
    care if he's fucking pineapples in the nurses station get him here ...this runty little bastard could go into cardiac aarrest. Move it bitch...I am an admin not
    a fucking pill pusher........the sweat beaded on Warden Shih's brow.

    Just my fucking luck....those medico idiots shlep and his one of his trained cattle due here in an hour and pretty paully has to cream the room.....Wennie...get
    this sticky dicked wonders bailiff in here to clean that fucking hose up....If
    this bastard has anything Dons already been exposed....get him now. God damn it Wennie thats not a pogo stick that billy club is attached to a cold blooded murdering bastard with god only knows how many diseases...no
    damn you ...stop the licking...stop it now.

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    Oh fudge....I've lost it.

    Well, let me dig in the closet a bit.....

    maybe it got misplaced during the holiday crush.

    Sorry...

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    Ah, LeftyCuss Erectimus,
    Another installment in your thankfully (no so) brief.

    Although, I'm still not so sure I'm enamored with having to watch our perv quite this closely. Why do I have to clean up his cum-attack? Because he's already jizzed all over me once? Where's the justice in that?



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    donnie..............so it wasn't as feeble as i thought??? be honest please...
    this is new to me and I could bounce off a lot of walls before I find the
    right door to the pool and patio (if you get my drift)

    btw...careful..you might fall in lust with ulom.....or freefall.
    i think chuck is gonna dick that stuffed shit shrink dr sheper.. I await your noise man.

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    Dr. Sheps and Chuck briefly visit

    Chuck....look at this mans penis....it shows trauma...some one here in the hospital has been abusing the man. look about 6 inches down from the swollen head. Yes. yes the half way point. are those tooth marks? fingernail trails??? This boy maybe hung like godzilla but he is disturbed and doesnt deserve to be molested.
    Call Judge Jude, have him moved to my facility. This outrageous abuse would never happen at the Shepper Institute. Go call Chuck, I have gloves and will start the physical but hurry back this job will take both of us.

    ...lights...strong lights....but the barn doesn't oh fuck this isn' the barn and thats a
    finger upp my arse. wha...wha oh oh its small but god the itch is there and bad..my ass...it feels sticky aand and and ohmore finger please please more fingers more you bastard more more more....oh shit.....shit...shit..

    Chuck get Dr. Frefelt in here, the man has a hard on and hes passed out....hurry man....this may be a coronary happening ..go man.

    Well Dr F....I don't know, I had just performed a testicle exam and was checking for prostate polyps when the patient gasped..his penis engorged to the size of a forearm, the leakage was tremendous....then he screamed out and passed out crowbar stiff and the rest of him limp as a wet dishrag..

    Dr. Sheper..first what the fuck are you doing messing with this mans sphincter...
    aren't you a Shrink? don't you deal with mental sex sicknesses.....you sir are
    an asshole not a proctologist..get out of here before I call security and document this outrageous violation of your oath..

    Bailiff baliff....oh good ..Don strap his hands to the bedpost....yes man face up
    how the hell could he lay on that on his stomach.....now, the autopsy shows
    that the farmboy was traumatized by a blunt weapon and that the gun shot
    was secondary. Judge Judy was told thisman literally dicked the guy to death
    ruptored his adams apple and flooded his lungs with viscous fluids.....what...oh
    okay Don, you seem so educated I forget you aren't a medical man. In english..
    this cocksucker forced that 12 inch kielbasa down his lovers throat did multiple penetrations, pierced his throat and came all over his lungs. The defencse is claiming a mistrial..says it was a love scene that went awry. that our boy here got too excited and lost control......ok Don, grasp his penis with both hands. we need a sample and measurement of the amount of sperm he ejaculates. Don't be shy Don...I'll see you get some extra pay for this. Now pull man...pull.

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    Now, wait just a minute!
    "Dr." Shep is MORE than happy to perform a necessary procedure to help with the medical analysis, but you throw him out.

    THEN you page me to come and jack this joker off?
    Where's the justice in that?


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