Why do baseball players have the best asses?

[Toy-Boy]

I've been watchin' the MLB network/coverage for the past couple of hours and I can't get anough! It must be torture for the closeted men who actually play in the league and be surrounded by man-candy most of the day

[m1thousand]

ballet dancers have great asses too

[gsdx]

^ So do figure skaters.

[BostonPirate]

I like the thicker body type that baseball players have.

very sexy!

[hotb0d]

don't they wear paddings? It could explain the ass-ness.

[-Xibalba-]

Yes, why? Must be the uniforms? Even the umpires, coaches and teammates can't help themselves.

[BearBoi]

It's the jockstrap. It acts like a wonder-bra for the butt, lifting those globes to a bubblish presentation.

[lavaboi22]

and the tight pants adds to the marvelous bubble butt action yummy

[88Jockstraps]

Cause they wanna tease us gay/bi guys!

They want us to want them. They know exactly what they're doing!

[Horschallen]

I do not generally enjoy watching sports on television, but there are times when I just sit there and stare at their buns during the games.

[CowboyBob]

Hello sports fans!



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[TheFallenAsexual]

It's the sprinting. It is RARE to find a flat ass in baseball. Beautiful thighs, too.

The ESPN Body issue was particularly enlightening. If they can talk more athletes into posing like Nelson Cruz of the Texas Rangers did, I'll become a lifetime subscriber.



And Mark Teixiera has the most obnoxiously huge ass I have seen. No pictures do it justice. I remember sitting behind home plate at a Yankee game thinking how big it was, telling myself I only noticed because I'm gay. Then my straight friend next to me says "I've never seen a butt that big on a white guy." Both of the girls we were with quickly laughed and agreed.

[CowboyBob]

And Mark Teixiera has the most obnoxiously huge ass I have seen. No pictures do it justice. I remember sitting behind home plate at a Yankee game thinking how big it was, telling myself I only noticed because I'm gay. Then my straight friend next to me says "I've never seen a butt that big on a white guy." Both of the girls we were with quickly laughed and agreed.

He is also known for steroid use.

http://www.veteransadvantage.com/cms.../mark-teixeira

[TheFallenAsexual]

I've been watchin' the MLB network/coverage for the past couple of hours and I can't get anough! It must be torture for the closeted men who actually play in the league and be surrounded by man-candy most of the day

Mets Manager Bobby Valentine did an interview with Details magazine and said that baseball was “ready for an openly gay player,” not too long ago. I agree. It's gonna happen soon.

The first openly gay baseball player was Glenn Burke of the Oakland Athletics.



He didn't last long, but being openly gay in the 70s is quite progressive. The fact that he's gay and Black (both of which I am) and known as "the guy that invented the high-five" makes me proud.

[Ephemeral]

I know a guy that's been playing baseball since elementary school. You could balance a dining table on his beautiful ass.

[roadtripboy]

I think it's to make me want things I can't have.

I watch baseball with my Dad. He watches baseball, I watch baseball players. He'll yell things like: "Are you blind? that was a foul ball" "Take him OUT". Seems completely unaware that I have no idea what he's on about. Or that that I'm only interested in the close-ups, not the action shots.

[Telstra]

nah some of their asses are too big like females ...

[sdrival]

It's just the pants. Almost anyone's ass would look hot in those pants.

[BostonPirate]

It's just the pants. Almost anyone's ass would look hot in those pants.

not mine

[cgymike]

I agree with Telstra - all that padding makes for fat asses

[Sausy]

He is also known for steroid use.

http://www.veteransadvantage.com/cms.../mark-teixeira

That article gives no such claim,indeed he talks about how his family background would totally make steroid experimentation a non option.Now every guy with a built body has to get accused of steroids...always whispers,innuendo but unfortunately the Yankees had a number of prominent players like Alex Rodriguez,Roger Clemens,Jason Giambi,and Andy Petitte who did admit to use of steroids or human growth hormone.But there is NO serious evidence that Teixeira is a cheater and linking to an article that trumpets no such thing is uncalled for unless you were intending to say the opposite.My apologies if that be the case.

[AngelFromAbove]

It's the uniforms. Even with Mark, I can see how the padding gives him an extra boost. Otherwise, it does not look that big. While there are certain sports and activities, like Soccer and Ballet, that emphasize the legs and glutes, it ultimately comes down to genetics. Okay, okay, let the stone throwing begin now.

[TheFallenAsexual]

In the case of Mark, I already said the pictures don't do it justice. His ass is insane up close. His buttocks are like watermelons.

One of the reasons I don't think these butts are a defect of the pants is because the butts are universally better in the major leagues despite the same pants being worn.

[AngelFromAbove]

In the case of Mark, I already said the pictures don't do it justice. His ass is insane up close. His buttocks are like watermelons.

One of the reasons I don't think these butts are a defect of the pants is because the butts are universally better in the major leagues despite the same pants being worn.

I know that you said pictures don't do him justice, but the padding is still giving him extra shape. Like I said before, there are some guys who have great butts in baseball, but it's not the sport itself. I admit that I am not a baseball fan, but baseball has never been one of the first sports that came to mind when I think of developed lower bodies.

[TheFallenAsexual]

I'm not even sure baseball players wear padding on their butts. Something is definitely in Mark's pocket, but it looks like it's probably sunflower seeds.

I watch the sport every day. Not only are the asses great, but nearly every power hitter has a very thick set of thighs.



Look at that pic. There's no padding at all. You can see his empty pocket and his undies.

[BostonPirate]

they have to wear a cup so there is a jock strap in there with a cup slot.

anyone besides me do sports in highschool?

[Red Storm]

It's the jock strap, I wore one for years and it does lift up the butt. Soccer players have more rounded butts due to the excessive running they do.

[MoltenRock III]

Personally, I think hockey boys / butts are the hottest.

I was working out at the gym last week and 3 Norweigian hockey players were there lifting weights. I had to leave cause I kept getting a hard on watching them.

Cute, blond, blue eyed, with hockey butts and thighs.

[BostonPirate]

I played hockey. the weight of the skates causes the thigh and ass development.

[Sam Blum]

I'm with Molten - hockey players definitely have fantastic butts!

[AngelFromAbove]

I'm not even sure baseball players wear padding on their butts. Something is definitely in Mark's pocket, but it looks like it's probably sunflower seeds.

I watch the sport every day. Not only are the asses great, but nearly every power hitter has a very thick set of thighs.



Look at that pic. There's no padding at all. You can see his empty pocket and his undies.

Eh, it's alright. I would not call it great though; it's just another butt.

[SilverSurfer]

anyone besides me do sports in highschool?

I wrestled all through jr. high and high school and was on my hs and college swim team.

I didn't wear a cup for either sport, though.

[TheFallenAsexual]

[CoolguyAT]

My P.E. Coach was also the baseball coach (nice guy and a hot daddy btw!) and I asked him about a lot about baseball and he said that baseball players due tons of running because most of the strength they need to make their plays comes from the legs. I remember trying out for the baseball team and I was flabbergasted by how much running we did, I lost count at how many sprints we did from one side of the field to the other. The amount of running and leg excersies they do could explain why baseball players on average have big butts.

[MindBlast]

I think football players do. Baseball asses are nice, but not quite this nice.

[TheFallenAsexual]

I think the reason why baseball asses stand out to me is because baseball players come in a wider array of shapes and sizes. Their asses are the only thing consistent amongst them all.

As opposed to Hockey players and Football players who--while very blessed back there--all have very similar body structures, more or less.

[7Anthony5]

Ahh. The only reason I watch MLB.

[Adrock-JD]

It's those tight uniforms and the fact that they don't have to cover the rest of them selves in helmets, face masks or shoulder pads.

I would watch USA football all the time if they dressed like soccer players.

Table tennis guys have nice bodies and wear really short shorts.

Lacrosse is catching my attention lately for the uniforms, and the face masks aren't too bad.

[bike10]

What ever the sport as long as they have jockstrap to protect those assets.

[daveydude]

ballplayers like to spank each other on the ass a lot

and when they're in the lockerroom showers after the game - whether they win or lose - there's a lot of hanky-panky and soap dropping which keeps a man's ass nice and firm.

[RoadBike]

Years ago, I used to notice baseball players that wore white briefs under their white or light gray baseball pants. I could totally see the outline of their briefs in the back, and sometimes see the seams of the fly in the front with their dick outlines pointing up. All of a sudden, I liked to watch baseball on TV. My DVR lets me pause live TV and do frame by frame advances. I'd stop the TV on a hot spot and get so turned on. It was better than most porn. There were times that I'd have to rub one out during the game. Unfortunately, many of the players moved from briefs to compression shorts robbing me of the view. I don't like the relaxed fit pants, either. Love that skin tight white stretch polyester!

[Dariusb]

Being a total a$$ man I'd like to stick my face in some of those yummy tails. I think baseball players have the best looking a$$es of anyone in sports.

[devildog]

Yes, why? Must be the uniforms? Even the umpires, coaches and teammates can't help themselves.

Nice. Who is the guy with the shaved head??

[theworldwithout]

I want to say it's Jay Buhner...

[devildog]

I want to say it's Jay Buhner...

Thanks. Ah, he's not particularly attractive.

[MisterMajestic]

^^^^^Even though it was a quick "Gotcha-Grab-Ass" move for the photo shoot...You notice how he grabs one of the players Butt-cheek but gets a good-grab in the middle from the other player...

The Player on the left does have a bigger Ass...Maybe he could only grab the cheek........


He's got a handful of that Players Ass

[Philacruise]

They have the best asses?

[cgymike]

He's got a fat one...

[Philacruise]

^He sure does!

[neditesjamais]

I'm not even sure baseball players wear padding on their butts.

Yeah, there's no padding. But the tight pants are definitely part of the attraction. As are the thighs. Not just big--lots of jocks' thighs are big. Bball players tend to get really tightly muscled and toned thighs. And they do splits during warmups that make my eyeballs hurt.

I lived with several college baseball players *sigh* and there was no padding to the uniform. Just the jock/cup and--for some--a layer of VERY tighty whities. Some don't use that extra layer. They didn't dress out at home *sigh* but I watched them pack their bags for road trips *sigh*.

One of them used to leave his cup rattling around in the backseat of his car. One night, we were driving home from imbibing some distilled spirits and one of us picked it up, placed it on his face, over his nose and mouth, and asked, "Is this your face guard?"

I musta been drunk. Never would have even thought of doing it otherwise. I swear.