Is your fav celeb straight/bi/gay? IGB is ready to spill, so come on in and ask!!!

[illgetbi]

Hey there. Make yourself comfortable, have a seat. Plenty of room for everyone! Is your fav celeb straight/bi/gay?

............

OK, let's cut right to the chase. The rules:

1) You may submit one celebrity name at a time.

2) You MUST also provide me with a pic of the celebrity, preferably the hottest photo(s) you can find. Why do I request this? Simple. If I'm gonna put in the time answering all these questions, I'd at least like some jackoff material to get me through it...

3) You will likely receive 1 of 4 possible answers: Gay, Bisexual, Straight, or I Don't Know. Don't get pissy if I cannot give you an answer either way.

4) Any information beyond their orientation will be at my discretion to give you.

5) Don't rush me! I will not give answers I am unsure of! You question will be answered when I am ready to answer it...not sooner, not later.

Any questions?

If not...fire away when you're ready!

[seven2go]

Don't get pissy if I cannot give you an answer either way.

Good luck with THAT part.......

[kcasey]

Ok, I will give this a try. First up Hayden Christensen. I don't know if these are the hottest photos, but they work for me.

[illgetbi]

^ File created. Thanks for the pics!

I do not know Hayden personally, so I will have to look into this one.

Check back in a little later!

(and get an avatar! avatars are awesome )

1) Hayden Christensen - In Process

[Silver Surfer]

All-knowing IGB, what can you tell me of Chris Evans?

[illgetbi]

2) Chris Evans - In Process



I've talked to Chris Evans twice, briefly, but didn't get any gay/bi vibe during either exchange.

However, the social network of Chris Evans is a helluva lot more expansive than the reclusive-by-comparison Christensen's...

So, file created...but I should have an answer on Chris much sooner than Hayden.

[oliver-x]

Ok, I'll submit Michael Angarano...

[illgetbi]

^ Very interesting choice. File created. I wonder where Michael's been hiding lately...

3) Michael Angarano - In Process

[bicuriouskid]

IGB, what can you tell me of Mario Lopez?



On the left

[illgetbi]

4) Mario Lopez - Heterosexual

[Willie Boy]

How about: Frankie Muniz

[illgetbi]

^ Haven't met, despite being involved in multiple events together. I'll make a file...

5) Frankie Muniz - In Process

[rhdodamoves]

I can't believe no one's submitted Taylor Lautner or Zac Efron yet...lol I'm not obsessed with them like others are...I just heard from a friend that hangs out with a friend that hangs out with them that they're out just not to the public only to friends...so Taylor Lautner and Zac Efron?

[illgetbi]

I can't believe no one's submitted Taylor Lautner or Zac Efron yet...lol I'm not obsessed with them like others are...I just heard from a friend that hangs out with a friend that hangs out with them that they're out just not to the public only to friends...so Taylor Lautner and Zac Efron?

FAIL! Read the rules.

[falconfan]

I am intrigued. Do your sources by chance have information on the lovely Jensen Ackles

[illgetbi]

^ Let's start with a little secret: Young, good-looking actors who originate from Texas these days are almost always gay. And very private. Astoundingly quiet. And very Machiavellian.

But I digress. You were asking about Jensen...

6) Jensen Ackles - Married (to a woman)



I have no comment on the rumors of anything going on between him and Jared Padalecki, but I will say that they'd be an adorable replacement for Siegfried & Roy if they were ever interested in taking that career path.

[illyria5]

Jared Padalecki

[illgetbi]

^ Is Stewie shrooming in your avatar?

7) Jared Padalecki - Married (to a woman)



So cute...Jared and Jensen's weddings were only a couple weeks apart! Awwwww...

[TinoBiFrance]

Hello, IGB.

A big thanks for this thread.

Have you some informations on Jason Long? This beautiful young actor, whom I discovered in the movie "Jeepers creepers", made beat my heart as soon as I saw him.

[illgetbi]

^ Justin Long is no gayer than William Jefferson Clinton.

8 ) Justin Long - Heterosexual



But I have a consolation prize for you, Tino. Justin can be gay-for-pay!



And no, I'm not sure why the "Angels With Filthy Souls" guy appears at the end, either.

[TinoBiFrance]

A big thanks for your answer, IGB! I suspected that the attractive Justin was heterosexual, but I hoped that he is bisexual at least.

And a very very big thanks for the video of Justin.

[illgetbi]

A big thanks for your answer, IGB! I suspected that the attractive Justin was heterosexual, but I hoped that he is bisexual at least.

And a very very big thanks for the video of Justin.

You're welcome, sexy!

[floorrunner]

How about Taylor Lautner?

[KindredKian]

IGB, I present to you the delicious Brandon Barash (Johnny, General Hospital)

[illgetbi]

How about Taylor Lautner?

Hmmm...rhdodamoves provided pics but requested two names, while floorrunner followed the one-name rule but failed to provide pics...

Oh well, I suppose the two 'fails' cancel each other out; I'll pull a pic of Taylor from rhdodamoves post.

So. Taylor Fucking Lautner...

9) Taylor Lautner - Too Soon To Tell



To the best of my knowledge, Taylor is a virgin. He's a good Catholic boy practicing abstinence, didn't you know?

I'm not even going to bother breaking down all the conflicting information I hear about what's really going on there...whoever it is that conducts his shitstorm is so...advanced, that I doubt we'll really know any real truths about Taylor until after his career has died in 10-15 years.

[illgetbi]

IGB, I present to you the delicious Brandon Barash (Johnny, General Hospital)

Invalid entry - soap stars don't have personal lives. The networks put them all into storage when they're not filming.

Kidding, of course. Let's see, Brandon Barash...I can answer this one for you.

First, let me repeat something I mentioned above...

Let's start with a little secret: Young, good-looking actors who originate from Texas these days are almost always gay. And very private. Astoundingly quiet. And very Machiavellian.

However, this fairly-reliable formula gets all fucked up when the actor in question is also dumb as nails. You end up with an "oblivious opportunist" of sorts, someone who has wild misconceptions about their skills and talents, and completely blind to the real culprits of their success.

But I digress. You asked about Brandon. And as far as I know...

10) Brandon Barash - Heterosexual



Or is it, as far as he knows?

My advice for you, KindredKian: Never hesitate to hit on soap stars, regardless of what their known sexuality is...just structure everything as an acting exercise and you may have some luck!

[CristianoRonaldo]

What about Matthew McConaughey?

I get this vibe from him, but I can also be very wrong...

[chace1617]

i love this thread great work

well the celebrity i want to know about is Zac Efron of course!!!

i have a million hot pictures of him in my hard drive don't know which to choose...

[illgetbi]

What about Matthew McConaughey?

I get this vibe from him, but I can also be very wrong...

Matthew's an open book...

11) Matthew McConaughey - A Comfortable Heterosexual

[illgetbi]

i love this thread great work

well the celebrity i want to know about is Zac Efron of course!!!

i have a million hot pictures of him in my hard drive don't know which to choose...

Sorry for the delay, Chace, had to rub one out to your pic of Zac. You chose a winner!

Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to give you good news, Zac falls into the same category as Taylor...

I'm not even going to bother breaking down all the conflicting information I hear about what's really going on there...whoever it is that conducts his shitstorm is so...advanced, that I doubt we'll really know any real truths about Taylor Zac until after his career has died in 10-15 years.

Although Zac's definitely having sex already.

12) Zac Efron - To Soon To Tell

[illgetbi]

...Justin Long? This beautiful young actor, whom I discovered in the movie "Jeepers creepers", made beat my heart as soon as I saw him.

He was looking his finest in Jeepers Creepers, IMO.



Thinned down too much after that...

[lilman]

andrew keegan? always get a gay vibe from him

[bw92116]

George Clooney







I believe hetero, but what's your take?

[illgetbi]

andrew keegan? always get a gay vibe from him

Never met Andrew, and I don't know anyone who's worked with him or are friends with him.

But he was born and raised here in Los Angeles. And unless he was homeschooled, he received the same unified-4th-grade-city-history-curriculum as I did.

And our textbooks clearly state the indisputable fact that all native-Angelinos are inherently bisexual.

Something about aquaduct residue, if I remember correctly?

13) Andrew Keegan - Bisexual

[chace1617]

you forgot to answer me :-(

[illgetbi]

George Clooney

I believe hetero, but what's your take?

Are you kidding? The only thing more well-known in the film industry than Clooney's infamous prankster antics, are his rowdy once-a-month boys-only nude greased-watermelon pool parties!

14) George Clooney - Gay Madman!



Fun fact: George has an account here, and is a star player over in the Fun & Games forum.

[illgetbi]

you forgot to answer me :-(

Look up a bit...post #30, Chace.

[chace1617]

Look up a bit...post #30, Chace.

ok thank you

[Willie Boy]

While you "work on" Frankie, here's another one: Bobby Edner.

Bobby's on the right.

Bobby's on the left and it appears he's grabbing cock!

[illgetbi]

While you "work on" Frankie, here's another one: Bobby Edner.

I have very minimal involvement in the recording industry, but I have a few people I can ask.

But Bobby is also native to Los Angeles (Downey, specifically), and as I mentioned above...

...our textbooks clearly state the indisputable fact that all native-Angelinos are inherently bisexual.

So while I'm waiting clarification on him, it's a safe bet to say...

15) Bobby Edner - Bisexual



Just look at what he's wearing. Screams bisexual, all the way down to that belt.

When guys around here hit their 30s, the wardrobe usually changes. Flashier for those who end up around 80/20 or 90/10 bi; flashier-yet-subdued (think Miami-pastels) for those who marry women but can't let go of their youth.

Of course, if I find out Bobby's already 90/10 or even completely gay, then it's safe to say his current style choices are nothing more than a desperate attempt to fit in with all of his bi friends. Meterosexual peer-pressure can be tough sometimes!

[954dude]

andrew keegan? always get a gay vibe from him

Nicholas Gonzalez and Andrew Keegan in one photo = wet dream

[falconfan]

You sir, I like your style. Thank you for the gossip/info

[WilliamLevy]

Orlando Bloom

[bw92116]

Well, portions of Return of the Killer Tomatoes were filmed in my neighborhood and I watched them filming all day long, and even though I barely knew who Clooney was at that time, I still observed him a while. He had long curly hair in those days. I got absolutely zero gay vibe from watching him that day.

[illgetbi]

Orlando Bloom

16) Orlando Bloom - Heterosexual

Well, portions of Return of the Killer Tomatoes were filmed in my neighborhood and I watched them filming all day long, and even though I barely knew who Clooney was at that time, I still observed him a while. He had long curly hair in those days. I got absolutely zero gay vibe from watching him that day.

I agree...but I wanna keep him in the in the 'pending' category just a little bit longer.

Gonna post the 1-16 recap in a second...

[Willie Boy]

I have very minimal involvement in the recording industry, but I have a few people I can ask.

But Bobby is also native to Los Angeles (Downey, specifically), and as I mentioned above...



So while I'm waiting clarification on him, it's a safe bet to say...

15) Bobby Edner - Bisexual



Just look at what he's wearing. Screams bisexual, all the way down to that belt.

When guys around here hit their 30s, the wardrobe usually changes. Flashier for those who end up around 80/20 or 90/10 bi; flashier-yet-subdued (think Miami-pastels) for those who marry women but can't let go of their youth.

Of course, if I find out Bobby's already 90/10 or even completely gay, then it's safe to say his current style choices are nothing more than a desperate attempt to fit in with all of his bi friends. Meterosexual peer-pressure can be tough sometimes!

I tend to disagree. If you look at the first two pics I posted, boy definitely seems to be making a statement of being straight up gay. But I could possibly be wrong.

[illgetbi]

Seven celebs, total, that I'll update at some point.

1) Hayden Christensen - _____
2) Chris Evans - _____
3) Michael Angarano - _____
4) Mario Lopez - Heterosexual
5) Frankie Muniz - _____
6) Jensen Ackles - Married (to a woman)
7) Jared Padalecki - Married (to a woman)
8 ) Justin Long - Heterosexual
9) Taylor Lautner - Too Soon To Tell
10) Brandon Barash - Heterosexual
11) Matthew McConaughey - A Comfortable Heterosexual
12) Zac Efron - To Soon To Tell
13) Andrew Keegan - _____
14) George Clooney - _____
15) Bobby Edner - _____
16) Orlando Bloom - Heterosexual

[bbjohn]

Interesting that Jared and Jensen weren't listed as hetero, but married (to a woman). As a Texan, I think a clarification is in order, please. And since that hopefully doesn't count as a request, what about another Texas stud, George Eads?

I can't get the pic to post, dammit!

[bw92116]

Nicolas Cage

[illgetbi]

Interesting that Jared and Jensen weren't listed as hetero, but married (to a woman). As a Texan, I think a clarification is in order, please.

You're right, on second thought, they should be moved to the 'pending' category.