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View Poll Results: Biggest thing you've put/had put up your ass

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  • Finger

    5 9.62%
  • small dildo/penis/carrot/small zucchini

    6 11.54%
  • medium dildo/huge penis/cucumber

    19 36.54%
  • large dildo

    9 17.31%
  • Fist

    3 5.77%
  • Arm up to elbow

    3 5.77%
  • Other bigger than 6 (explain)

    2 3.85%
  • Not for me - nothing put up there.

    5 9.62%
  • Smaller than finger (specify what it was)

    0 0%
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  1. #1
    cgymike
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    What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Ok so we've all done the finger thing (or have we?) but let's get an idea of what you've all put up there. For me a cucumber must be the biggest thing ever attempted but it broke in half while inserting it - not enough lube I guess...SIGH....ugh what a mess...

  2. #2
    JyStar
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Someone's 10 inch dick. And i guess sitting on it means i'm inserting it.
    Didn't hurt.

  3. #3
    elvin1
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    A dick. 7 inches. No need for anything bigger.

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    "small zucchini"




  5. #5
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Joshua_me View Post
    "small zucchini"

    Zucchini?

  6. #6

    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Finger. Only because the toilet paper ripped.

  7. #7
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Joeking View Post
    Finger. Only because the toilet paper ripped.
    Wait. I have so many questions. I'll just stick to one: Are you sure you're supposed to stick toilet paper up your ass?

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by elvin1 View Post
    Wait. I have so many questions. I'll just stick to one: Are you sure you're supposed to stick toilet paper up your ass?
    No, That was an accident. Picture normal paper work after #2.

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Joeking View Post
    No, That was an accident. Picture normal paper work after #2.
    OMFG!

  10. #10

    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    small dildo/penis/carrot/small zucchini

    My ass' tight.Somebody have to enlarge it

  11. #11

    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    My ass' tight

    small dildo/penis/carrot/small zucchini


    Somebody have to enlarge its holw

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    top part of a bowling pin. OUCH!

  13. #13

    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    It involved water,vinegar and lots of help.Do we want to discuss what expunged afterwards?
    *It's me ....again*

  14. #14
    Huntneo(PT)
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    The biggest for me was Ben Andrews' dildo.

    That thing is massive!


    Quote Originally Posted by cgymike View Post
    For me a cucumber must be the biggest thing ever attempted but it broke in half while inserting it - not enough lube I guess...SIGH....ugh what a mess...
    LMAO

    You have a hungry ass.

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by JyStar View Post
    Someone's 10 inch dick. And i guess sitting on it means i'm inserting it.
    Didn't hurt.
    what a champ!!




  16. #16
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by ducebag View Post
    It involved water,vinegar and lots of help.Do we want to discuss what expunged afterwards?

    please no.....

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by JyStar View Post
    Someone's 10 inch dick. And i guess sitting on it means i'm inserting it.
    Didn't hurt.

    Showoff! Bragger! (you know I'm just jealous, right? )


    As for myself, well, back when I was 16, I used to stick large deoderant cans up my arse.

    Not RIGHT up, I hasten to add - just halfway up, but I managed to get some really wide ones in.

    It's somewhat ironic that I'd have been able to take the fattest dick imaginable back then.

    Nowadays, and for the last decade at least, nothing's gone up except my thumb once in a blue moon.


  18. #18
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    My guys dick.. 8 inches and it isn't the size but more of the girth that comes into play(so to speak). That is as much as I can take. I've never been into dildos or vegetables.

  19. #19
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by justmeagain View Post
    My guys dick.. 8 inches and it isn't the size but more of the girth that comes into play(so to speak). That is as much as I can take. I've never been into dildos or vegetables.
    Same here. Dildos are too stiff and hurt. For me it feels like I'm getting impaled. Just not a big fan of dildos.

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    I used to have this airtight metal tube that a cigar came in, not large, but rounded and smooth. It had a stopper so I could fill it with warm water, now where the hell did I leave that thing...

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    My own head, or so my dad used to tell me regularly, as in "Son,for God's sake take your head out of your ass."

  22. #22

    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    no love for bitter melon? looks very enticing.

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    All the hopes, dreams, and aspirations I had had before I turned 40.

  24. #24
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Omg - YES...a HOT DOG....

  25. #25
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by hotdog1846 View Post
    All the hopes, dreams, and aspirations I had had before I turned 40.
    There's still time.

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by huntneo View Post
    There's still time.
    To extract all that from my ass?


  27. #27
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by hotdog1846 View Post
    To extract all that from my ass?


    LOL!

    You get a for being so witty!

  28. #28
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Thank god this isn't a public poll.

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Oh yeah, never too late (or soon) to extract it, but keep that roll of paper towels handy.

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    I find it strange there's no option for a guy's penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by desmond View Post
    Oh yeah, never too late (or soon) to extract it, but keep that roll of paper towels handy.
    Will I still want to pursue them after I extract them and wipe them off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotdog1846 View Post
    Will I still want to pursue them after I extract them and wipe them off?
    No, but they will be easier to get back in the second time.
    Everyone wants to be heard. No one wants to listen.

  33. #33
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by thisisinteresting View Post
    I find it strange there's no option for a guy's penis.
    err......


    small dildo/penis/carrot/small zucchini
    medium dildo/huge penis/cucumber

  34. #34

    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Why aren't musical instruments an option? Now I feel like a freak for doing it.

    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


  35. #35

    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    ive been fisted only once by a guy with pretty big hands, it felt great while it was happening but left me too sore to enjoy anal for nearly two weeks so I havent done it since

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    ^ One time in band camp....











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  37. #37
    cgymike
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen_Walker View Post
    Why aren't musical instruments an option? Now I feel like a freak for doing it.

    video or it didn't happen...wait...omfg...nooooooo

  38. #38
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    The big beautiful puerto rican uncut dick I get from time to time.

  39. #39

    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by cgymike View Post
    video or it didn't happen...wait...omfg...nooooooo
    Actually there is a video. Long story. I was doing coke with these hookers and they dared me to. Okay, maybe the story isn't that long.
    You're just a ball of yarn and this pussy is done playing with you


  40. #40
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    There is?

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    A 1973 Cadillac Eldorado. Oh Mary, don't ask.


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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    A penis. Didn't measure, but it was like 7,5".

    That was ancient story. --'

  43. #43

    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    I had my mate's 8 incher up there a few nights ago ... my eyes are still watering!!!
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    ^ If that's what 'mates' do with each other in Australia, then it's time I emigrated.

    *packs his bags*

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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by sixthson View Post
    No, but they will be easier to get back in the second time.
    I'll be sure to save some room for all the hopes, dreams and aspirations I'll need to shove somewhere when I turn 50.


  46. #46
    cgymike
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    Someone just asked me privately if an entire head could be stuck up there. ... dear god nooooo


  47. #47
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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    This is what I posted in the last thread.


    I still got all you bitches beat.



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    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    It is in my vote for the medium dildo, huge cock choice, that my partner pretty much thrusts his cock up my ass pretty much when we make love together and at his behest, and I do the same with him. We like a large variety of sexual acts in our love making that involve our cocks.

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  49. #49

    Re: What's the biggest thing you've stuck up your ass?

    my boy's dick... 7" ... kinda hurt..

  50. #50
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    Tennessee.

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