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    Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    I don't really have an ass fetish but at the same time it didn't seem like a hot topic either so i figure this thread can have a home here.

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    Well yesterday i wanted a hot dog so i took one out of the fridge, it was jumbo and while i had it in my hand i looked at it and i don't know if i was horny or what but it resembled a semi hard penis so much. Long story short i put a condom on it and fucked myself real good. The frankfurter was bigger than most dicks i have encountered in my time.





    Oh i also put a tampon up my ass once just for fun and pretended that i was seeing my period.


    So lets get this thread popping?
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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    this has already been done before......but i put one of my rave lights up my hole and it was good and fun but huge!

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    A candle and believe me you can put it in there tooooooooooo far!!!!!!!

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    I shoved a hotdog in my ass and kept it there until I was ready to blow my load.

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    My list from a similar thread:
    Straws
    Balloons
    Latex gloves
    ice cubes
    Skittles
    Pens (3 of them)
    handle of a screwdriver
    Chocolate flakes using banana yoghurt as lube.
    Cold metal chain using diet pepsi as lube

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    I've put a jumbo hot dog too but also a toothbrush and a broom handle that was the best of all of them

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lukeee View Post
    My list from a similar thread:
    Straws
    Balloons
    Latex gloves
    ice cubes
    Skittles
    Pens (3 of them)
    handle of a screwdriver
    Chocolate flakes using banana yoghurt as lube.
    Cold metal chain using diet pepsi as lube

    http://www.justusboys.com/forum/show...0&postcount=33
    WTF were you on at this point

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    a carrot
    a 11 inch cock, motherfucker that hurt, but damn he stayed hard forever

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    toilet paper

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Digicel View Post
    Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    ... i also put a tampon up my ass...

    ...put a condom on it and fucked myself real good. The frankfurter was bigger than most dicks i have encountered in my time.
    Digicel, I'll start by saying that this question most certainly qualifies for my "Strangest question I've ever been asked ..."

    Let me do my best to recall--

    Frankfurter -- I think yes, at least I know that I've considered it
    Tampon -- Yes

    Originally Posted by Lukeee
    My list from a similar thread:
    Straws
    Balloons
    Latex gloves
    ice cubes
    Skittles
    Pens (3 of them)
    handle of a screwdriver
    Chocolate flakes using banana yoghurt as lube.
    Cold metal chain using diet pepsi as lube
    Straws -- Yes
    Balloons -- I think maybe Yes
    Latex gloves -- Yes
    ice cubes -- Again, at least I know that I've considered it
    Skittles - Not yet
    Pens (3 of them) - Yes
    handle of a screwdriver - Yes
    Chocolate flakes using banana yoghurt as lube - Not yet
    Cold metal chain using diet pepsi as lube -- Not yet

    I'll add --

    Candle
    Pencil
    Handle of a hair brush
    Handle of a cuticle remover tool
    Handle of a toothbrush

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    cucumber is my most extreme

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Bike handlebar.

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    my girlfriends really hilarious tongue toy that wiggles around haha it felt good though


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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    What's the best thing?

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    another mans' penis

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    biggest dildo I could afford at the time-- 18 inches. damn it hurt good

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    When I was first exploring my sexuality, around 13 or so, I put my maglite up there haha. I also used empty hair spray bottles, screwdriver handles. Um, a giant cucumber. I know there's more.

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    6 hard boiled eggs

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    tied up a piece of my sisters panty hose with a series of small knots down its entire length - then pulled it out slowly til I couldnt hold my cum blast any longer - then YANKED the rest out real fast...whew that was a big cum load! wish I had a digital camera back then to capture the long rope shots of cum....

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Easter egg hunting just got interesting ;-)

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    A banana... It was fun until it almost got stuck!

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    a large dildo is my favourite!

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Oops forgot to mention

    Small tree branch (pretty small)
    Wood dowel rod

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    portable power screwdriver & vacuum cleaner

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    I shoved a hotdog in my ass and kept it there until it was warm and then i ate it

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    You would be a great picnic

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    I use a lavalamp at the moment, its a mini one for nitelites and the tap for the bathtub

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    hahaha wow... makes me wanna hot dog real bad...

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Wow, you guys are amazing. I have always been afraid to stick anything "foreign" up there (foreign boys don't count, of course!).

    The best thing is that I was surfing around right before reading this thread and found these pics--how totally a propos





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    no gerbils or hamsters?
    i always heard gay guys did that

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    A deoderant bottle. But i put the end with the lid on it first. then the lid came off. Had a touch time getting it out.

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    A weight that was shaped like a dildo.

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    a lightsaber

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    me too to both!

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Back when I was first discovering my sexuality, I lubed up a giant, green cucumber really well. It was actually fairly effective, though a bit too stiff. And very slippery. There was that nagging feeling that it would slip too far in and just disappear up there.

    Afterward, I decided to take a pass on making a salad.

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by sean6344 View Post
    no gerbils or hamsters?
    i always heard gay guys did that
    Silly urban legend that started with Richard Gere... who's not precisely a gay guy

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    My fingers
    Broom Handle
    Candle
    Carrot

    Tools with large handles

    Then I bought a butt plug and a dildo

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    the top of a bowling pin. very painful & not suggested.

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Many a time I've looked at a toilet plunger and thought about that long handle. I pass it up as I'm afraid of getting splinters up my ass.
    When I was about 12 I discovered if I broke off a willow branch, filed it untill it was smooth, then took the bark off, it was like natural lube. Felt so good. My step dad was wondering what happened to all the branches, so I had to quit, for that season.

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    A gerb-

    Nah, the handle of a Toilet Plunger when I was younger... That was interesting o.O

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Mop handle
    toothbrush
    cucumber
    fingers
    shaft of golf club
    my best friends cock

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    One of those vibrating wiggling pens - I was a curious child =s
    a regular pen
    metal containers some cigars come in.
    Carrot/Cucumber
    Candle

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    A polish sausage. It was fat, it was big, and it was the first time something had ever been in my ass. Yes, I used a condom.

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    carrot and a courgette....

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    wish i had a dildo

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffer Boy View Post
    Silly urban legend that started with Richard Gere... who's not precisely a gay guy
    So why DID that urban legend involve richard gene anyhow? There must be some reason why ... Anyone know?

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    I got horney when i was about 13 so i put AA battery and it went all the way in, so i had to stick my whole hand up there to get it, it felt good

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyOrGirl View Post
    I got horney when i was about 13 so i put AA battery and it went all the way in, so i had to stick my whole hand up there to get it, it felt good

    13 yo...a hand would not have fit up your arse ....fool

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    Quote Originally Posted by Digicel View Post
    I don't really have an ass fetish but at the same time it didn't seem like a hot topic either so i figure this thread can have a home here.

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    Well yesterday i wanted a hot dog so i took one out of the fridge, it was jumbo and while i had it in my hand i looked at it and i don't know if i was horny or what but it resembled a semi hard penis so much. Long story short i put a condom on it and fucked myself real good. The frankfurter was bigger than most dicks i have encountered in my time.





    Oh i also put a tampon up my ass once just for fun and pretended that i was seeing my period.


    So lets get this thread popping?
    keep getting diverted from saying what a nice hot dgg photo that is.

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    Re: Whats the weirdest thing you ever put up your ass?

    one of those containers that have the cigar inside, but the only reason i did it was because my very hot friend gave it to me, and thought about himthe whole time, and he also knows i'm gay i think he knew ehat i'd do with it

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