JUBoggle...

[unloadonme]

You are, I take it, an American?

[jackmanor]

Remarkable guess, but no.

[unloadonme]

How could I be so inaccurate?

[jackmanor]

No need for recrimination.

[unloadonme]

Hopefully you'll correct my misinformation.

[jackmanor]

Let's call it integration.

[unloadonme]

I think I need to interrogate you.

[jackmanor]

Nothing grotesque I hope.

[dynk]

Will Burlesque do?

[swerve]

Burlesque is ALWAYS acceptable...

[DonQuixote]

Some even made it respectable, back in its hey day.

Hi, Ted.

[swerve]

Personally, I prefer debauchery to respectable...

Hi Don!!!

[DonQuixote]

Did you know that Bausch & Lomb is headquartered in Rochester, NY?

[swerve]

When a company can sell a piece of plastic smaller than a dime for as much as contact lenses cost -- their profits must be mind-blowing!!!

[unloadonme]

They're astronomical.

[dynk]

Economical boom to their business.

[unloadonme]

Some would say profiteering.

[jackmanor]

Retrospection can drive one crazy.

[unloadonme]

Rhetorically speaking.

[Lefty]

Theoretically & historically,

Those prices and fees are partially payback for the cost expended in development of the

products.

[unloadonme]

It's all to to with the overall economics of the operation.

[DonQuixote]

There are also economies of scale to consider.

[swerve]

The monotony of it all...

[DonQuixote]

You mean it's not like a game of Monopoly?

How's it going, Ted?

[Lefty]

I've never been a proponent of serial

monogamy

and I have reason to believe that Ted is a follower of what happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas.

This is my new Samson...WOW, when I figure it all out...WOW. And W8 isn't so scary now.

[DonQuixote]

Are you thinking of becoming monotheistic in your CUMputing playthings?

Be careful that Delilah isn't waiting in the wings to trim your hair.
(Or other bits)

[Lefty]

Actually,

If I didn't know me and what an ICON to the masses I am, it wouldn't be Mono.

Probably purely

Agnostic or even Atheistic.

[DonQuixote]

So, on another front, what are your prognostications for the economy now that our elected representatives are getting along so well?

[swerve]

I'm still grappling with Lefty's PREVIOUS posts...

And DEMAND my pictures back...

[Lefty]

The posts are simple. Thinking may not be.

As to pictures, there is an

Application

you can fill out to request that.

Or, look to my threads later for new and maybe more exciting ones.

[DonQuixote]

Ted,
Leftykins might be amenable to appropriate Supplications in exchange for the currently held images.
Of course, he'll likely replace them with pictures of your supplication efforts . . .

[Lefty]

Or maybe reasonable

facsimiles,

maybe even go so far as to score some really scary

Replicates.

[DonQuixote]

Will that require the completion of forms filled out in Triplicate?

[Lefty]

All I can tell you..

is Press Hard...

you Deviant person you.

[DonQuixote]

Deviations from standard policy are strictly verboten!

[Lefty]

As are visitors without

Invitations

[unloadonme]

I'll leave it to you to initiate the social intercourse then Lefty.

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins has never lacked for Initiative when it comes to (social) intercourse.

[unloadonme]

Somehow DQ, my intuition told me that that would be the case.

[dynk]

Most have good intentions, and some don't.

[unloadonme]

I'm disinclined to interact with the others.

[Lefty]

Okay,

Now give me your undivided

Attention Students...

[unloadonme]

Do your students have a high rate of absenteeism?

[jackmanor]

Only the benighted, probably.

[unloadonme]

That will result in a high degree of unenlightenment!

[Lefty]

Which in turn will lead to a great deal of

Disenchantment.

[DonQuixote]

AS long as there's no disenfranchisement.

[jackmanor]

One problem seems to be indifference.

[Lefty]

Which could easily be

Eradicated

by several displays of

Ferociousness.

[jackmanor]

Sounds uncomfortably like degradation.