Someone seems to stuffing.
Someone seems to stuffing.
The bulge in pic looks fake, much like his tan.
Yes it's fake. He's stuffing to make himself huge. I can't stand this guy. he's sooooooooooooo fake..........
The GF has been there, done that.
I go with her.
As an aside.
I really liked this guy's attitude on DWTS. He was laid back, cool, and had an eagerness about him that was likable.
There's only one way to prove it, and that ain't it.
The Situation IS a bulge.
I can't stand the show except in snatches and detest the way he has whored himself (jealous maybe) into fame and fortune but thought he showed mor class than a couple of other 'stars' in the past and especially more than a judge or two.
JMHO and I'm sure you have yours too.
I may be the only person who hasn't watched The Jersey Shore. I have seen him on Ellen, seemed alright. Not the sharpest tool in the shed though.
That tool out in the shed may not be too sharp
but he will make $5 million USD this year. I
realize the old grey greenback ain't what she
used to be...but 5 million would do me.
jesus, his bulge looks so ridiculous. is he nuts
These photos are just damage control for reports from girls that he's not so big. That outfit looks really gay, reminds me of those gay 80's aerobics dancers.
Can someone just post the pic?
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Trust me, it's not even that serious, Tadaa.
JUST SAY SO WITHOUT THE DAMN FISH MOUTH, YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNT!™
Maybe he's a grower?
That's not big.
Tiny and unimpressive.
Why is it bulging in that side pic, but can't be seen on the others? You know how goofy this guy can be.
If anything, that is not a bulge... that's a semi hard on. How can he walk around unaware of being aroused? His face in that pic says different. Totally shopped or a joke on his end.
I, for one, find his stuckup, macho personality very sexually stimulating; but then again, I find all guidos sexy. People like to make mock guidos and call them gay. I wish real gay men looked and acted more like them.
Awwww.... I think he's cute. But now I know what happened to my tube socks.
He needs to sit down somewhere with his Fisher-Price-sized penis. Now I truly know why he spends so much time on the rest of his upper body because he is lacking in the dictation (literally and figuratively).
i dont care small or big i would fuck him. he is cute
well since a man's value is completely summed up in the size of his penis, I hardly think its fair to make a guess.
I think he is ugly, but he does have a smoking body. And he is now rich, filthy rich.
1) Eat every few hours. Aim for six small meals per day—three meals and three protein shakes
2) Drink tons of water.
3) Choose lean proteins, fruits, and veggies whenever you can.
4) Get six to eight hours of sleep. "Sleep is when your body grows and repairs itself," he says.
5) Avoid simple carbs and junk calories, including condiments like mayo and jelly.
6) Approach fitness as a longterm lifestyle, not an instant transformation. Be dedicated, patient, and work hard for it.
7) Make working out your No. 1 commitment, because it builds the confidence and discipline you need to succeed in every domain of your life.
8) Give yourself one "cheat day" per week when you can eat whatever you want and recover from your training.
Those are the same fitness routine that people post online all the time. It's not original.
This is not an exit
8) Have an airbrush handy for photoshoots
*It's me ....again*
No airbrush there!!
those are supposed to be awesome abs???
BEWARE MY POWER!
He is cute, but he doesn't a six pack. I don't know how people can't see it's a 2-pack. A lot of pictures shows he only has two. The rest is an obviously-defined line on each side, but as far as 6? No. That pic is shopped.
But the regimen is very effective. I'm surprised someone as "smart" as him could come up with something like that, but I'm sure the editors helped.
Gah the face and nose
i read something that said that those are abs of a person who used to be fat
kinda makes sense since there lumpy.
I think he is hot, but those abs aren't very sexy...they look fake
OK, what's funny is that if that guy submitted his pictures to Cocksure Men, we'd tell him to call us back when he'd dropped 15 pounds.
We'll meet again...
I wouldn't want to be in that situation.
He used to have better abs and be lean but he's put on some weight but for some reason the media still acts like he has a great body.
Also doesn't help that his face looks like a lizard or bird of some kind.
Well, we've all waited for this moment and it's finally happened. Everyone celebrated and cherished the day when Perez Hilton got punched in the face and now it's happened to another obnoxious celebrity.
Tune in next week to see him finally get what's coming to him.
Yeah, I saw it and not a moment too soon. He's like a gossipy little two faced bitch. Oh...maybe he should blog on here. LOL
We all watch Jersey Shore now?
"There’s death on the horizon,
and I’ll run to behold your sacrifice..."
Ronnie? The roid head who can't stop fighting with Sammi? I can't stand that scum bag. Vinnie is the only guy I can stand.
I have only ever watched the first 20 minutes of one episode. It's all I could stand. What a waste of TV space, making "stars" out of spoiled, arrogant, slutty, gossipy, two-faced idiots.
WHAT?! I wasn't expecting a lame ass wrestling match between Mike and Ronnie. I was hoping for Mike being at some club talking shit and a girl socked him.
Eternal youth and endless life. I'll sacrifice everything and everyone to obtain it