Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino [merged]

[Elegant-Perverse]

It's fake, as in the "bulge" is a projection of the underwear he's wearing.

So really, we can't tell if he's big or not from those pictures.

[Appleman34]

I'm sure it's a dance cup. Guys wear it so things dont go floppin everywhere.

[diamondstar]

I'm sure it's a dance cup. Guys wear it so things dont go floppin everywhere.

It's gotta be. Anyways, if he's packing or not, well probably never know. However, I just want to say he doesn't have a ugly face. Perhaps personality wise, but not face wise.

[Poozy1]

"The Situation", such a retarded nickname....

[jtwink]

Totally a dance belt and not a bulge

[Jayden]

Butterface, douche, tool bag.

[Lefty]

I don't care about that bulge....but if he needs some assistance in obviatimg

the bulges in his wallet, savings or investment accounts......CALL ME.

[SexualTeen]

Someone seems to stuffing.

[bankside]

LOL I can't believe I'm posting this for everyone to read, but I once 'dated' this one guy that was um... lets just say that he was more potatoes then meat. So maybe its real, but all balls and no dick.

I have to say I'm a fan of potatoes myself... LOL...

[simpsonsguy01]

The bulge in pic looks fake, much like his tan.

[sageonelv]

Yes it's fake. He's stuffing to make himself huge. I can't stand this guy. he's sooooooooooooo fake..........

[NineOfClubs]

The GF has been there, done that.

I go with her.

[Willie Boy]

http://themenofhollywood.blogspot.co...-gf-wrong.html


Apparently his EX GF told the media that he had a small dick. But that bulge looks big.

Do you guys think it's real or fake?

I think it's probably stuffed since people were accusing him of being small lol.

Why you trying to make a mountain out of an anthill. That "situation" ain't even worth my time.

[NineOfClubs]

As an aside.

I really liked this guy's attitude on DWTS. He was laid back, cool, and had an eagerness about him that was likable.

[Devy25]

There's only one way to prove it, and that ain't it.

[80KGold]

The Situation IS a bulge.

[sdrival]

As an aside.

I really liked this guy's attitude on DWTS. He was laid back, cool, and had an eagerness about him that was likable.

I agree. For some reason I found him likable on DWTS, but never any other time I've seen him on TV. I can't really say why.

[Lefty]

I can't stand the show except in snatches and detest the way he has whored himself (jealous maybe) into fame and fortune but thought he showed mor class than a couple of other 'stars' in the past and especially more than a judge or two.

JMHO and I'm sure you have yours too.

[roadtripboy]

I may be the only person who hasn't watched The Jersey Shore. I have seen him on Ellen, seemed alright. Not the sharpest tool in the shed though.

[Lefty]

That tool out in the shed may not be too sharp

but he will make $5 million USD this year. I

realize the old grey greenback ain't what she

used to be...but 5 million would do me.

[sugarkevin]

jesus, his bulge looks so ridiculous. is he nuts

[doetim]

These photos are just damage control for reports from girls that he's not so big. That outfit looks really gay, reminds me of those gay 80's aerobics dancers.

[Tadaa]

Can someone just post the pic?

[tavares]

Trust me, it's not even that serious, Tadaa.

[crushinonted]

Maybe he's a grower?

[sktguy]

That's not big.

[FanofFiction]

Tiny and unimpressive.

[whydatkine]

Fake.

Why is it bulging in that side pic, but can't be seen on the others? You know how goofy this guy can be.

If anything, that is not a bulge... that's a semi hard on. How can he walk around unaware of being aroused? His face in that pic says different. Totally shopped or a joke on his end.

[resonance]

It's gotta be. Anyways, if he's packing or not, well probably never know. However, I just want to say he doesn't have a ugly face. Perhaps personality wise, but not face wise.

For some reason, gay guys are turned off by his personality but a lot of straight guys are fans. -.-

I, for one, find his stuckup, macho personality very sexually stimulating; but then again, I find all guidos sexy. People like to make mock guidos and call them gay. I wish real gay men looked and acted more like them.

[stevie402]

Awwww.... I think he's cute. But now I know what happened to my tube socks.

[kayman23]

He needs to sit down somewhere with his Fisher-Price-sized penis. Now I truly know why he spends so much time on the rest of his upper body because he is lacking in the dictation (literally and figuratively).

[vampsrock1992]

i dont care small or big i would fuck him. he is cute

[BostonPirate]

well since a man's value is completely summed up in the size of his penis, I hardly think its fair to make a guess.

[seven_sins]

I think he is ugly, but he does have a smoking body. And he is now rich, filthy rich.

[Speeds]

1) Eat every few hours. Aim for six small meals per day—three meals and three protein shakes
.

2) Drink tons of water.

3) Choose lean proteins, fruits, and veggies whenever you can.

4) Get six to eight hours of sleep. "Sleep is when your body grows and repairs itself," he says.

5) Avoid simple carbs and junk calories, including condiments like mayo and jelly.

6) Approach fitness as a longterm lifestyle, not an instant transformation. Be dedicated, patient, and work hard for it.

7) Make working out your No. 1 commitment, because it builds the confidence and discipline you need to succeed in every domain of your life.

8) Give yourself one "cheat day" per week when you can eat whatever you want and recover from your training.

http://celebrityhollywoodgossips.blo...s-fitness.html


Those are the same fitness routine that people post online all the time. It's not original.

[Bradlee]

8) Have an airbrush handy for photoshoots

[GPK1984]

No airbrush there!!

[Guy_Gardner]

those are supposed to be awesome abs???

[Tribunal]

I never saw the attraction people have with these Jersey Shore kids. Especially with him. I mean, where do I start. The fucked up face makes him look twice his age and his attitude is a huge turn off. Sure, he has a nice body but how can you fuck somebody with that face?

[Stoowii]

He is cute, but he doesn't a six pack. I don't know how people can't see it's a 2-pack. A lot of pictures shows he only has two. The rest is an obviously-defined line on each side, but as far as 6? No. That pic is shopped.

But the regimen is very effective. I'm surprised someone as "smart" as him could come up with something like that, but I'm sure the editors helped.

[getpounded09]

Gah the face and nose

i read something that said that those are abs of a person who used to be fat

kinda makes sense since there lumpy.

[healingduck]

I think he is hot, but those abs aren't very sexy...they look fake

[JasunStrikesBack]

OK, what's funny is that if that guy submitted his pictures to Cocksure Men, we'd tell him to call us back when he'd dropped 15 pounds.

[JasunStrikesBack]

Those are the same fitness routine that people post online all the time. It's not original.

And when you're 21, easy steps like that will work.

Try that when you're 30.

Or 42.

[voyager6]

I never saw the attraction people have with these Jersey Shore kids. Especially with him. I mean, where do I start. The fucked up face makes him look twice his age and his attitude is a huge turn off. Sure, he has a nice body but how can you fuck somebody with that face?

in a dark room might be best

[Atreyul]

He is cute, but he doesn't a six pack. I don't know how people can't see it's a 2-pack. A lot of pictures shows he only has two. The rest is an obviously-defined line on each side, but as far as 6? No. That pic is shopped.

But the regimen is very effective. I'm surprised someone as "smart" as him could come up with something like that, but I'm sure the editors helped.

Yeah, I can't stand when people call non-six-packs, six-packs.. LOL

[80KGold]

I wouldn't want to be in that situation.

[Sultan]

He used to have better abs and be lean but he's put on some weight but for some reason the media still acts like he has a great body.

Also doesn't help that his face looks like a lizard or bird of some kind.

[sdrival]

He used to have better abs and be lean but he's put on some weight but for some reason the media still acts like he has a great body.

I'm really confused by this. Not that it should matter at all, but everyone made a big fuss about Channing Tatum gaining some weight and loosing his chiseled abs, but it is almost like people are actually pretending that Mike still has the abs that he used to when he clearly doesn't.

[Sultan]

Well, we've all waited for this moment and it's finally happened. Everyone celebrated and cherished the day when Perez Hilton got punched in the face and now it's happened to another obnoxious celebrity.


http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/68474...d=1&id=1669595


Tune in next week to see him finally get what's coming to him.