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    Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino [merged]

    Those pix leaked were not worth leaking at all.. Where's all the good stuff?

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Where's ANY of the stuff?

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Chelsea sez: He's got the body of Mario Lopez but the face of George Lopez. She forgot about the neck like "ET".

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    I don't think he's ugly.

    You people are bad.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    he is a shithole at core.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    what pics????

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    This thread = fail. Really, do you need a lesson on how to include links or attach pics?

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    herer are the pics....he either photographs well ( saw a great pic of him in People) or like crap...
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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    He's not attractive, his body is nice but the face is bad. He is in his twenties but looks like he is in his forties.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Great body but nothing upstairs!

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by piano1 View Post
    Great body but nothing upstairs!
    That's ok. With a downstairs like that, there is no reason to go upstairs.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    I actually like his face. Ruggedly handsome.

    Sometimes I think gay guys are impossible to please.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    He's not completely unfortunate looking, actually he's kinda of cute. Until he opens his mouth.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by Devy25 View Post
    He's not completely unfortunate looking...
    I like that.

    I reckon I'm gonna say that myself sometimes.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    I must say that I am not shocked that he is a stripper...

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    He's pretty disgusting everywhere. Face, body, personality. That show & those people (AS WELL as those of us who buy into its hype) are what's wrong with American culture.
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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by HaydenXXX View Post
    He's pretty disgusting everywhere. Face, body, personality. That show & those people (AS WELL as those of us who buy into its hype) are what's wrong with American culture.

    Dude, get a life. It's really not that serious. lol

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    I would not kick him out of my bed if her were there, but on the other hand I probably would not seek him out.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by Luv_Trail View Post
    Dude, get a life. It's really not that serious. lol
    A fan of Jersey Shore and/or the braindead guy on Jersey Shore is telling me to get a life? That's awesome.
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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Like someone on Chelsea Lately said, "He's got the body of Mario Lopez and the face of George Lopez."
    I agree whole-heartedly with this statement.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    I hadn't seen the actual show, but after an appearance on "Chelsea Lately", I was kinda feelin' "The Situation". THEN, I actually caught an ep of Jersey Shore today, and that shit went right out the door. Don't get me wrong, the raging whore in me would more than likely let him get it, but he's nowhere NEAR cute enough to be that damn cocky.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    He is somewhat attractive, great body but his face does look like excessive tanning and cigarette smoking has really done a number on him. He looks older than he should be. Just imagine what he'll look like in 7-8 years.

    Personality-wise he just seems like an insecure douchebag at heart and he really doesn't have much going for him aside from his body.

    I personally like Ronnie, Vince or even Pauly better than him.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by JNewYork View Post
    I actually like his face. Ruggedly handsome.

    Sometimes I think gay guys are impossible to please.
    Agreed. I think he's hot.

    /shrug


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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Before the season was over, I could go from being hopelessly in lust with this guy to hating his guts from episode to episode. He was monumentally douchey, but he could be endearing too: getting upset when Sammi chose Ronnie over him, making dinner for everyone, being nice to Snooki in the season finale. And while he's not conventionally attractive, he is cute—I like his smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaydenXXX View Post
    That show & those people (AS WELL as those of us who buy into its hype) are what's wrong with American culture.
    Off topic: I agree, over the past years it seems like our culture as we know is becoming more and more shallow than it has ever been. Is it the media that's to blame or does the media merely reflect what going on right now? To be continued in another thread maybe...

    On topic:: If I didn't have to wake up with the consequences, I'd totally jump his bones.

    Fuck, that smile gets me every time.


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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by SoloHero View Post
    Off topic: I agree, over the past years it seems like our culture as we know is becoming more and more shallow than it has ever been. Is it the media that's to blame or does the media merely reflect what going on right now? To be continued in another thread maybe...

    On topic:: If I didn't have to wake up with the consequences, I'd totally jump his bones.

    Fuck, that smile gets me every time .

    Thanks for making my point, SoloHero. Sigh ...

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by SoloHero View Post

    Fuck, that smile gets me every time.

    he's definitely cute (I'm okay with cute older face/younger body)...but what is so great about his abs...I just don't see it
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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    I never liked calling people ugly, so I won't.
    But I will say that Mike can get it if I were drunk
    and/or desperate.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by Zerlock View Post
    I never liked calling people ugly, so I won't.
    But I will say that Mike can get it if I were drunk
    and/or desperate.
    He could get it if I were a dead body.
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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    he isnt that cute

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    He's OK; in great shape;

    ...however, it looks like a boy's head on a man's body.
    "Do what you love."

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    I think all the guys on the show are cute. The only thing that bugs me looks wise is Pauly's spikey helmet hair of doom, but a decent haircut would fix that. They all remind me to some degree of people I know being from the Baltimore area near Dundalk and Highlandtown. I like the show. Do I think all Italians are like that... of course not. All people living in and around the Jersey Shore......maybe

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    He's cute. But he's got the personality of a total doucher.
    :/
    Big turn off.

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    Fantastic boy

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    I think Mike is hella fine. The hottest guy on jersey Shore besides Ronnie

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Mike is busted and he's built like Popeye with those skinny legs and flat pancake ass. Pauly D is hot as hell but he needs to do something with that hair.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by aijalon18 View Post
    Mike is busted and he's built like Popeye with those skinny legs and flat pancake ass. Pauly D is hot as hell but he needs to do something with that hair.
    I think he might have to soak it in paint thinner first.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    As much as I hate to admit it, I think he's pretty hot.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Has there ever been any gay gossip about him? To me he just screams "overcompensating closet case."

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    He's a decent looking guy physically, but that doesn't hide the fact that he sure seems like he's a douche bag.
    I don't think he will age will though

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    His personality is abhorrent, but for some reason, I find him very attractive. I find guys with physical quirks somehow cuter than guys who are polished and stereotypically handsome, so his big broken-looking nose and hangdog eyes, are extra hot to me. I funnily enough prefer his face to his body, which is just too sculpted for my tastes.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    My problem with him is that when he talks, he seems so stoopid! Thus he douses the flame. Doh! I can't deny that I look at him and see smoldering embers, though.

    He's a skank, too. I'm sure his dick is filthy.

    On this one, I gotta:

    No look, behind his back!

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by aijalon18 View Post
    Mike is busted and he's built like Popeye with those skinny legs and flat pancake ass. Pauly D is hot as hell but he needs to do something with that hair.
    hell yeah....that shit's just worst!!! actually I'm not too impressed with him in general, but that hair makes it even worse.

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    Re: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- Stripper

    Quote Originally Posted by SoloHero View Post
    On topic:: If I didn't have to wake up with the consequences, I'd totally jump his bones.
    Fuck, that smile gets me every time.
    I'm with you 100% on that. I think he's one night standable, but anything beyond that would be an ordeal.

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    Mike The Situation shows off his huge bulge

    http://themenofhollywood.blogspot.co...-gf-wrong.html


    Apparently his EX GF told the media that he had a small dick. But that bulge looks big.

    Do you guys think it's real or fake?

    I think it's probably stuffed since people were accusing him of being small lol.
    This is not an exit

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    Re: Mike The Situation shows off his huge bulge

    Big as in "totally fake"

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    Re: Mike The Situation shows off his huge bulge

    This statement made me laugh: "Mike The Situation...his huge bulge"
    hahahahahahahahaha

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    that first pics proves it - his ex gf is dissing him - now he shows his "huge" bulge??? - it's fake - totally!!!!

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    Re: Mike The Situation shows off his huge bulge

    LOL I can't believe I'm posting this for everyone to read, but I once 'dated' this one guy that was um... lets just say that he was more potatoes then meat. So maybe its real, but all balls and no dick.

    I wrote about this thread on the JUB Blog and put up a poll to see what JUB visitors think. If you guys feel like it click here and cast your vote!
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    Re: Mike The Situation shows off his huge bulge

    mike the WHAT ?

    anyway ... if you look at the side view: fake. looks like he is wearing the kind of underwear with a pouch that pulls your junk a bit forward.
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