Funny as Hell!
Mike ("The Situation")
Funny as Hell!
My marriage can't be used to kill a whole high school full of kids. Register your freaking guns. - Jasun
They clean up pretty good, especially Vinny.
I'm over The Sitch myself. Clearly he is a selfish bitch. He showed his ass in last week's episode by leaving his dirty dinner plate on the table to spite Sammi, but last night was the tipping point. Instead of telling that brood of warthogs to get lost his damn self, he sends poor Snooki—whom he knows will do anything for approval—to do his bidding and gets her into a girl fight.
And is Ronnie not the biggest puss for putting up with Sammi's shit the way he does?
hot sexy men!
I have a thing for Mike.
LOL I don't care, He's a butter face definitely, but his bod is amazing and I choose body over face but thats just me.
Personality wise he does seem like an asshole though.
Ronnie doesn't need to put up with Sammi's shit. I don't know why he lets her run over her like he does.
Spends WAYYYYY too much time with her I think. I mean really. At the club for one drink, the splits?!
Anyway, he's a cutie.
i like Ronnie the best..i think he's really cute in a sexy-ish way
he's def my favorite of the guys
and you can tell he's a nice guy....like after the Snooki thing...also he was arrested (i know it kinda counters what I said) because he got into a fight where he was trying to get some people to stop throwing racist remarks at his black bodyguards..
At first, I thought Mike was the hottest. Now, I wanna get banged by Ronnie...but I think Vinny is the guy I'd bring home.
They guys aren't horrible, but not one person on that show is even 1/4 as hot as they all think they are.
Mike is still a douche, Pauly seems to caught between being a douche and being a real person, Vinny is getting more adorable with each episode, and I don't condone violence of any kind, but I would kill Sammi just to get some of Ronnie! He's so hot and since he's actually the most sane person in the house I don't feel bad for wanting him inside me :P
Mike's face looks the way my face feels when I wake up groggy.
Ronnie is the best looking and best thinking of the lot of them.
I still haven't seen this show. I think I finally grew out of MTV.
JUST SAY SO WITHOUT THE DAMN FISH MOUTH, YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNT!™
Ronnie's the only hot one.
This is the best picture I've seen yet of The Situation. The longer hair looks good on him, and he looks so much younger without the tan.
mt2009, where did you find those pix of Mike? I'd love a collection of Mike and Pauly... yum.
Ronnie and Vinnie are cute too, except Ronnie is too big for my taste. As for Vinnie, he's the cuddle type really adorable. I'd use Mike for a night... Pauly maybe twice.
After seeing this image, I want Vinnie so bad right now...
Here in New York City we have a term for guys like these. Mooks.
Pauly is supposed to be in negotiations with Playgirl this week and is still planning to show his dick.
They're up at a site called Starcasm.net, which found them on his old MySpace page.mt2009, where did you find those pix of Mike?
Snooki actually looks really pretty in that picture! They really clean up nicely.
RONNIE AND SAMMI ARE COMING TO PITTSBURGH, PA ON JANUARY 21!!!!
im NOT missing that
omg this show is so fucking stupid lol but I've grown to love it.
Mike, everytime I see his face or hear him speak I wanna barf
Pauly, are you kidding me...just no.
Ronnie, seems like a little bitch to me...hmm idk
Vinny, I must say after watching the show, he's the cutest and most likable. That being said, wtf was with him hooking up with that old ugly bitch (his bosses girl). He keep saying she was hot, but ol gurl look like she'd been hit in the face and mouth with a frying pan one too many times. Must have been "Beer Goggles"
As far as the girls, Snooky is so ugly but I love her, I love how stupid she is and how she always gets knocked in the face every episode "I love pickles, I like to suck the juice out first" when she said that I was like, Yep I like her. Sammie, meh she's sooo....ugh...boring and dramatic at the same time...I guess that takes some skill.
Pauly has a pierced cock!! Love to see it!! yummmmmmm
No, that's not him—he's pushing 30 and much more muscular than this twink. Wouldn't be surprised at all, though, if there were some cell-phone dick pix floating around ...
I haven't watched the show nor will I ever watch that show, I have no idea how much of a douche this guy is, so I can lust after him guilt-free.
He claims to be 28, and so far nobody has come forward to accuse him of lying about his age. The tanning and smoking have done a number on his skin, though. Pauly is 29 and looks a hell of a lot younger.I think he may have pushed past 30.
As for the twink in the nude shot, here's what Mike looked like in high school in comparison:
I love Vinnie and Ronnie
Ronnie is the cutest to me, he doesn't treat girls like they're recyclable goods, he's not a complete douche, and iin terms of his relationship with sammi.. i admire his commitment to her and not partying so much. I just hate what an idiot Sammi is! Seriously she's an immature drama queen and is the cause of most of their fights (Ronnie and hers).
Jersey Shore—The Kindergarten Years:
I haven't seen this show but I think Mike is the hottest one. Is there any nude pics of any of these guys? I would love to see them if anyone has any.
I am looking for his naked pics.
I hope I go the rest of my life without ever seeing Pauly in Playgirl, or anywhere else.
Mike has a homely face, but Pauly's face is the stuff of nightmares. Especially when he laughs.
Pauly, Snooks and Mike were on Chelsea Lately last night - and as douche as they are they were pretty entertaining and took her needling in great spirit. They have become something of a phenom. They were in a club in L A and hung with the guy from Entourage and were introduced to Leo DICAPRIO who knew who they were. They said people kept coming up to their table who recognized them.
I think you mistake me for someone who cares.
Pauly is decent-looking (aside from the hair and eyebrow fuckery), but he has virtually no top lip.
I officially hate Mike's guts after last night. What an asshole.