Does anyone have any pics of him nude or shirtless please post up
Does anyone have any pics of him nude or shirtless please post up
Check my gallery, I took screencaps from some of the james bond movies.
Nice. I love the furry legs.Originally Posted by Daudau
There's a great moment in Thunderball where Connery gets well ridden by an out-of-control body machine. Needless to say that scene gets plenty of replay
Yeah, and he gets all sweaty
A few years ago, I had a bad cold - sniffles and congestion mostly (thanks for asking). But I had to crawl into bed early - in my bunny jammies and a cup of hot cocoa AND EVERYTHING (I feared that death was warming over me). Although it was early, it was dark outside and cold so it felt all cozy in bed despite the coughing, the general achiness and fear of Death by Common Cold.
It could have been the flu come to think of it. But I think it was a cold. But a really bad cold.
While in bed, through the fog of fatigue and malaise, some movie came on. But I fell asleep before it even quite began what with all the commercials and introduction crap attached to anything which comes on the television (that and I think my Nyquil Cold Formula had kicked in).
At some point though, I awoke and although I couldn't raise my head from my pillow, I could see the television screen (ah, the warm, comfort of Nurse Televisione).
And what did my sickly little eyeballs (which felt warm and a little achey I must admit) SEE?
On the t.v. was this extraordinarily handsome man.
And I sensed I would be okay - live through the illness - because my penis stirred, causing my pjs to "thump" (now you know why they're bunny pajamas).
Although I imagine that to the casual observer, I may have looked dead (well, perhaps just "asleep") I was in fact "conscious" and wondering who the super, super handsome man was in this circa 1960 movie which sort of looked like a television movie of that period (but I learned it wasn't).
I thought: 'My goodness, he should still be famous, he's so incredibly handsome.'
His hair was black, his chest hair was all yum-yum in a most homosexual way and he had the smile of a screen idol.
WHO could he be?
Then, just as I thought I was getting better (slightly, only slightly since a cold must run its course ), there is all this lilting speech going on and talk of leprechauns and everything.
Maybe I was still sleeping and it was just a weird dream. You know that many dreams combine all sorts of mental images (and hirsute hunks and the Irish had been on my mind during that period of my life).
But it was a movie on the t.v.. And only a bit later on did I begin to say to myself (since no one wanted to be near me during my time of severe illness ), 'He's as handsome as Sean Connery".
And then (as I sneezed like my brains were coming out), the whole thing came together. Bing, bang, boom! I said to myself, 'Silly me that IS Sean Connery!"
I began to giggle slightly but it quickly became a violent cough as I choked on my own phlegm.
So then I had to struggle to remain awake to see what this CRAP was (Sean being the very best part, of course). And only at the end (the very best scene being when the Chariot of DEATH comes to snatch up the old Irishman) do I see it was Disney's Darby O' Gill and the Little People (1959) I'd been watching all along!
(Sean makes first appearance as James Bond in "Dr. No" in 1962, keep in mind)
At that point, finally knowing what it had been I was watching was enough. My little system had all it could handle. I collapsed into another slumber of illness (my finger barely having the strength to hit the OFF button on the remote).
Sean was one handsome dude. He was a movie star's movie star even before he was a STAR.
Daudau, in your picture of Sean in Thunderball on the speedboat with the bikini babe, she is my dear friend Martine Beswicke, and she confirmed the long time industry rumour, that Sean is enormously well hung - 14 inches. For real! And ds writr, Sean is 28 years old in Darby O'Gill. BTW, you need to learn editing. Too long, too much filler.
here nice pic young Sean Connery
Cute Connery fake, but his head is too big and his dick is WAY too small. Connery has an enormous dick.
that is so fake!!!!!thanx anyway
check this out!!! Sean connery does have a nude scene. i think this scene is from james bond:Thunderball. i knew i wasnt just seeing things. so he was naked under teh pool.
check this out!!! Sean connery does have a nude scene. i think this scene is from james bond:Thunderball. i knew i wasnt just seeing things when i was watching the movie. so he was naked under teh pool.
Fake *points at post*
Can't see much......... he's a man for the ladies and I do mean WOMEN!
I don't think that's his penis. Was worth a look though, Sean was a hot man back in the day.
1. Sean Connery is hung much, MUCH thicker than that.
2. If the pic were real (and it were his erection and not just the print of his swimsuit), the head of his cock would be breaking the surface of the water like a periscope on a submarine in Her Royal Highness' Navy.
I apologize for my previous post. I downloaded the picture, enlarged and brightened it so I could see it better, and now I DO believe that is his dick, and damn if it doesn't look solidly erect, as big as always advertised, and uncut.
But I standby my correction that it's from YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE. It's the Japanese bath sequence, where he and Tiger are bathed by Japanese babes, and they debate the merits of smooth chests vs hairy chests, with Connery quoting a supposed Japanese proverb that "Bird never make nest in bare tree."
Here's my brightened enlarged version. Check out for yourselves.
The first question I have is how do you all seem to know how large Connery is? I'm not doubting but I'd like to see some sources or stories if you have any.
Second, it kind of looks like a ruffle in some flesh covered shorts. If you look at the hair going down his chest, it seems to fade out about the belt line and go pretty much completely bare. I don't know about you but I'm guessing with a chest like that, he has a bush to match. Thoughts?
How gullible can people be? There is no possible way this is real. He would never shave his pubes!
Omg It Is His Dick I Cant Believe U Can Finally Clearly See Sean Connery's Dick It Is Huge 2 I Wish I Could Have That Dick In My Mouth Even At His Age Now
That's definately a fake.
The picture is originally from "You Only Live Twice" and Connery was wearing flesh-colored trunks. I should know - my mum was one of the bath-girls appearing in that scene with him.
I remember seeing him wearing tan shorts with cuffs in one of his movies; this could be it or similar.
just watch the movie and put it on pause all you gullible people.
I still maintain that he has a much thicker penis (and erection) in reality.
And he always wore a smooth, body-trim swimsuit in his films.
There is the famous beige-nude and very short one where one almost felt as though one were about to see his genitals as he climbs onto a chaise.
Sort of like this blue one (hubba hubba)
its the crinkle in the swimsuit.....its too far to the side and you can see his real buldge square center to the left of the "erect penis".....besides that cock looks cut and we ALL know that Scott has to be uncut
has sr. connery ever commented on his dick length?
Please. Sean does not have a 14" boner. Where do these stories get started. Geez. Its 17"
his penis was at that time uncircumsized and what we could call in the penis business, "meaty".
Now, I won't say it hung to his knees while flaccid but it was definitely a flaccid penis most men would tail into the showers (with the rest of Mr. Connery as an added bonus, of course).
Yeah I think he doesn't have a 14" unless I see some proof !!!!
if he used to be a nude model then why arent there any pics of those pictures??????????
becuz he's old now and taht can ruin his reputation
<cough> photoshop <cough>
Haha, his legs are closed but still he has a hard-on, and it looks as it it starts half way down his leg! It's a nice photoshop try...
r u sure its real????????
That pic is not real. I've watched the movie time and time again looking for any outline and have found none. This picture shows it very prominently. I would screen cap it for you but I dont have the movie with me.
Still a wonderful fake though
Just wondering guys, whats your fave movie of sean connery, he looks good in this campaign for louis vuitton...
I thought you meant Louis the Fifth and wondered why he was suddenly the subject of a movie.
I loved him (Connery) in The Hunt for Red October, of course.
He was so sexy and macho in the early JB movies, sp Thunderball...
'The James Bond' series of 'Hunt for Red October'
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The Man Who Would be King, with Michael Caine.
i saw the pic by Annie L, on a blog today.....it has been very worked on....he has the silhouette of a 30 yr old......
all i can say is WTF
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