Taylor Lautner Mega-thread [merged]

[MJEH89]

he needs more shirtless pictures, or preferably, naked pictures

oh, but to dream....i wonder if he'll even do shirtless anymore since he seems to be avoiding it lately. and as far as totally naked is concerned...i'm not holding my breath. *sigh*

[Willie Boy]

He has said he's not that comfortable with the whole shirtless thing. So he'll probably continue to avoid it.

[Poozy1]

^ Just wait till his career options start to dry up, he'll be getting nude quicker than a twink sucks cock!

[Willie Boy]

Doubtful. He'd probably just go on to college and live a normal life away from the cameras at that point.

[scottbrian]

oh, but to dream....i wonder if he'll even do shirtless anymore since he seems to be avoiding it lately. and as far as totally naked is concerned...i'm not holding my breath. *sigh*

I know, he doesn't want just to be known as 'the shirtless guy' and wants to be taken seriously as an actor. I'd take him seriously if he could actually act lol.

^ Just wait till his career options start to dry up, he'll be getting nude quicker than a twink sucks cock!

waiting for the day

[Poozy1]

Doubtful. He'd probably just go on to college and live a normal life away from the cameras at that point.

Stop being so literal all the damn time, it's irritating.

[Willie Boy]

I wasn't necessarily being literal..... or figurative. I was being honest.

[Vaischakalogia]

I wasn't necessarily being literal..... or figurative. I was being honest.

Don't try so hard to make sense here

[Willie Boy]

I don't try to make sense, I just do. I just don't waste my entire life living in a fantasy world.

[Poozy1]

I don't try to make sense, I just do. I just don't waste my entire life living in a fantasy world.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

[MJEH89]

ok, since this little story about TL & PS leaving an Oscars party is all over the place, let me preface this vid by saying I think TL is just being a nice guy and giving PS a ride home...unless some shred of evidence proves me wrong...

does it make me sound like a girl if i say that i ALMOST cried when i watched this because TL is being sooooo friendly by signing autographs for all those people...??? hey, i said i ALMOST cried!!!! he's sooooo sweet!!!!! plus, i looooove the jacket he's wearing!!!

[seven2go]

^ Maybe Tay Tay just gave PS a ride........ .......

[Willie Boy]

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

So, I tell myself the truth...... What of it?

[pikespeak]

[k3nny153]

awww thats so sweet...
did one guy says "i got a hard on" at 2:37??^^ no blame to him i would to...

[Poozy1]

So, I tell myself the truth...... What of it?

1. You can't predict the future anymore than I can, so you have no idea what Taylor would do in it.
2. I've grown quite tired of seeing your smart ass responses to everything, no one wants to hear your opinion all the time even if you have the delusion of telling the truth. Truth is relative to whichever person says it.
3. Earlier you mentioned not living in a fantasy world, but your account's 4 years old and you have 35,000+ posts most of which is spent in celeb gossip and fun & games sections. So yeah.

[iloveryanandjake88]

The video is lovely, it's one thing signing a lot of autographs but another doing it looking happy and like you want to be there. I wish him well, he gets so much stick

[dougmc92]

It was nice of Beard Swifty to get these 2 boys together!

[dirtyvegasone]

seriously -- very impressed with how pleasantly he signed all those autographs. and also how long he stayed there and just how MANY he signed. crazy! also hilarious that 95% of the people asking for autographs and pictures were middle-aged men. *eee*.

it's odd, in pictures he's obviously attractive, but it's not til you set him up in front of a bunch of regular looking people that you really see just how absurdly good-looking he is.

seems like a really nice guy!

[Willie Boy]

1. You can't predict the future anymore than I can, so you have no idea what Taylor would do in it.
2. I've grown quite tired of seeing your smart ass responses to everything, no one wants to hear your opinion all the time even if you have the delusion of telling the truth. Truth is relative to whichever person says it.
3. Earlier you mentioned not living in a fantasy world, but your account's 4 years old and you have 35,000+ posts most of which is spent in celeb gossip and fun & games sections. So yeah.

I ain't predicting the future, just pointing out facts. Just because there are those who refuse to accept the truth, doesn't make it less true.

So what, I come here for fun and entertainment. I enjoy reading rumors and speculation, some of it is even based in fact, most is just centered around the heartfelt desires of individuals or groups, but that doesn't necessarily make any less entertaining. Its too bad so many can't tell the difference between entertainment and reality. That would apparently include yourself.

Got any other misguided notions to pass off as relevant fact?

[Poozy1]

I ain't predicting the future, just pointing out facts. Just because there are those who refuse to accept the truth, doesn't make it less true.

So what, I come here for fun and entertainment. I enjoy reading rumors and speculation, some of it is even based in fact, most is just centered around the heartfelt desires of individuals or groups, but that doesn't necessarily make any less entertaining. Its too bad so many can't tell the difference between entertainment and reality. That would apparently include yourself.

Got any other misguided notions to pass off as relevant fact?

1.Pointing out facts about the future of which no one knows anything about not even Taylor.
2. Yeah you got me I live in a fantasy world with magic unicorns and every celeb is gay, you asshat.
3. Misguided notions? Sure I think your a little bitchey troll poster who thinks his own shit doesn't stink! Though I wouldn't be far off the mark on that one.

[MJEH89]

The video is lovely, it's one thing signing a lot of autographs but another doing it looking happy and like you want to be there. I wish him well, he gets so much stick

right?? i'm sure many celebs sign autographs (duh), but it's unusual for them to cross a street to do it and do so many.

seriously -- very impressed with how pleasantly he signed all those autographs. and also how long he stayed there and just how MANY he signed. crazy! also hilarious that 95% of the people asking for autographs and pictures were middle-aged men. *eee*. it's odd, in pictures he's obviously attractive, but it's not til you set him up in front of a bunch of regular looking people that you really see just how absurdly good-looking he is.

yeah, it seemed there were some older guys there. but of course, they were just there to see celebs in general coming in and out of the party; that's what people in L.A. do. and, Taylor is "absurdly good-looking"..??? YESSSSSSSSS!!!! i've felt this way for a long time!!!!

[MJEH89]

presenting...Taylor Lautner at the Vanity Fair Oscars Party....!!!! yeah, he's the definition of hotness...

[Poozy1]

^Hell yeah he is! Who do you think is the top/ bottom in the P.S. relationship?

[xSebastianXBradlinx]

They probably wrestle around in bed to see who gets to be top. Can you imagine how hot the sex would be? Underwear being pulled off, thighs rubbing up against one another's. Sweat, moaning, slow passionate sex to aggressive fucking. Taylor must get worshiped in the bedroom.

[piticon]

Taylor in tight dress pants!
Sweet ass!!

[xSebastianXBradlinx]

Damn he's gorgeous, thank you for sharing :P I don't think he can take a bad picture, he photographs well in every angle.

[VaseFace808]

T.L. you're just too gorgeous to be true, can't take my eyes off of you...you'd be like heaven to touch, I wanna hold you so much

[Willie Boy]

He does look quite sexy in those slacks. And that nice plump ass.....

[bike10]

Such a sexy young lad.

[sokker]

I wonder if he's dating Patrick, and if he is a bottom or a top.

[Willie Boy]

He would have to be gay first.

[Poozy1]

I wonder if he's dating Patrick, and if he is a bottom or a top.

He could be versatile. I've always imagined him that way.
Although the popular opinion is he's a bottom.

[thumbs]

Just because he's got a hot plump beautiful and gorgeous ass, doesn't mean he's a total bottom.
He's got great sexy thighs, so he may be a top.
Or he's vers.
Just imagine how hot sex would be fucking him for hours and then he fucks you for hours.

Damn You Taylor, and thank you for being so god damn sexy!!! I'm hard as a rock right now!

[Tadaa]

That's a nice butt, yum.

[Willie Boy]

Yep, plenty of room back there should he ever choose to open the door.

[jtc0331]

I wanna smell his big ass.

[MJEH89]

Whom do you think is the top/ bottom in the P.S. relationship?

They probably wrestle around in bed to see who gets to be top. Can you imagine how hot the sex would be? Taylor must get worshiped in the bedroom.

I wonder if he's dating Patrick, and if he is a bottom or a top.

as much as everyone (here and other sites) enjoys making jokes about this, imho, it's just a platonic friendship.

Damn You Taylor, and thank you for being so god damn sexy!!! I'm hard as a rock right now!

i like the way your mind thinks, buddy!!!


he did a short bit with Seth MacFarlane and Jimmy Kimmel on Oscar night:

[dougmc92]

Taylor looks like shit there- weird he's the worst looking in that group!

[Willie Boy]

Looks like he's..... Been through the desert on a horse with no name.

[dougmc92]

Or Patrick was riding him hard before they got there...

[Willie Boy]

Nah, that isn't an "Oh my God I was fucked hard!" look.

[sokker]

as much as everyone (here and other sites) enjoys making jokes about this, imho, it's just a platonic friendship.

I have to respectfully disagree. I think they are dating, but it's not serious or anything.. just in the beginning stages. I have no proof or anything, it's just a vibe I get from them. I might be wrong though.. who knows.

[AngolaZee]

I have to respectfully disagree. I think they are dating, but it's not serious or anything.. just in the beginning stages. I have no proof or anything, it's just a vibe I get from them. I might be wrong though.. who knows.

Many hopes are riding on your hunch

[vacancy3]

taylor and patrick are the epitomy of sexiest fuck-buddies around today....i wonder who tapped colton haynes that night

[Poozy1]

taylor and patrick are the epitomy of sexiest fuck-buddies around today....i wonder who tapped colton haynes that night

I believe he went to the Elton John oscar party, so it could have been quite alot of dudes!

[Willie Boy]

I don't know if anybody noticed anything about that picture, but it appears they are in some back storeroom. Or maybe a small warehouse. Even though I know the implied possibilities aren't true, it doesn't hurt to imagine.

[datjacob]

awww thats so sweet...
did one guy says "i got a hard on" at 2:37??^^ no blame to him i would to...

OMG I heard that too but i need someone else to confirm it, did he really say what we think he said?

[cityboy-stl]

^ Sure sounded like it. I'll bet he wasn't the only one either.

[Poozy1]

I would plow Taylor so hard, he'd forget all about the cheer leader girl