Being half indian you'd think I'd be able to cook at least SOME indian style curries (& which as you will admit invariably cause good 'wind'!), but when this blond friend of mine admitted he LOVED eating dhal (spicy lentils), but they gave him so so much wind, that for social reasons, he didn't.
Promptly I asked a relative for the recipe (quite easy it was too), & what with the garlic specially (garlic smells WONDERFUL when in fart-mode!), & now, every Friday, call Stuart over, & cook him a bowl full of the stuff (beans they say cause farts; dhal of course is a bean, but it's the garlic that causes the hot stink!)
Words cannot describe the smells that blond Stuart makes---really really smelly ones, as I kneel behind him & take face-farts; the arse-stink! So so many, nice & steaming hot!