Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right. H. L. Mencken US editor (1880 - 1956)
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country." John F. Kennedy's Inaugural Address, January 20, 1961
Oh LOOK Jack wants a flying car!
ATTACK OF THE LIBERAL ELITE
Last edited by star-warrior; November 9th, 2012 at 01:00 PM.
Hope that guy that doesn't like his 'cartoons' to have words instead of pictures is off today.
The election is over and the names can be used interchangeably with others but I thought
(yes, indies and libs can think) might enjoy this...short, funny, easy read.
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Mitt Romney and Barack Obama somehow
ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a
different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves,
the one who had Romney
in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Romney was quick to stop him saying,
'No thanks,
my wife will smell that and
think I've been in a whorehouse.'
The second barber turned to Obama
and said, 'How about you sir ?'
Obama replied,
'Go ahead;
my wife doesn't know what the inside
of a whorehouse smells like.'
{I used colours in lieu of pictures}
Lonely Sky......Lonely Sky
Lonely Looking Sky
Some good ones I dug up (and actual cartoons... not bad attempts at satire).
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Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.![]()
This one is actually a real snapshot of http://store.mittromney.com/.
Irony many times over...
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"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country." John F. Kennedy's Inaugural Address, January 20, 1961
What does that even mean?^^
Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.![]()
"Thirty-one* states allow all qualified citizens to carry concealed weapons. In those states, homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible. "![]()
--Jonathan Rauch, Salon Magazine, March 13, 2000
*the number is now forty
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Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.![]()
^^Good one!!!!
I love that as old as this thread is that it rarely goes beyond the first or second page.
Happy Thanksgiving Yall!
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Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.![]()
"Thirty-one* states allow all qualified citizens to carry concealed weapons. In those states, homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible. "![]()
--Jonathan Rauch, Salon Magazine, March 13, 2000
*the number is now forty
Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.![]()
Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.![]()
Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.![]()
Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.![]()
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country." John F. Kennedy's Inaugural Address, January 20, 1961
Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.![]()
Hey Centex old boy.....
Sorry no written out joke cartoons today...
these are more in keeping with austerity
and reduced expectations..forgive me?
I'm really apolitical, any humour on any side to get through these times!
Lonely Sky......Lonely Sky
Lonely Looking Sky
"Thirty-one* states allow all qualified citizens to carry concealed weapons. In those states, homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible. "![]()
--Jonathan Rauch, Salon Magazine, March 13, 2000
*the number is now forty
^ When we all go over the "fiscal cliff" the Republicans are going to get the blame, and they know it. Despite how Fox News and the Talk Radio tries to spin it.
Obama can't run for a 2nd term, but the GOP needs to start running if they want to win the midterms in 2014 and maintain control of the House.![]()
Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.![]()
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country." John F. Kennedy's Inaugural Address, January 20, 1961
They're going to get the blame because the vast majority of Americans know that we used to have much higher taxes on the wealthy and it didn't hurt them at all. They hear the voices of people like Warren Buffet who says plainly that the rich could pay twice what they are and wouldn't hurt at all. And many know that the Republicans killed five million jobs in the last few years by clocking what was basically Republican legislation. In other words, despite the cheerleading, most Americans know that the Republicans have been part of the problem, and they aren't going to forgive more of the same.
"Thirty-one* states allow all qualified citizens to carry concealed weapons. In those states, homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible. "![]()
--Jonathan Rauch, Salon Magazine, March 13, 2000
*the number is now forty
"Thirty-one* states allow all qualified citizens to carry concealed weapons. In those states, homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible. "![]()
--Jonathan Rauch, Salon Magazine, March 13, 2000
*the number is now forty