great thread. Wish I had walked in on someone.
Holy Prostate Exam Batman! That was AMAZING!!
Saw my brother jerking off once (big yawn!)and knew when he was fucking his girlfriend (fortunately with his bedroom door locked).
I heard a rumor about one of my uncles sucking cocks through smut shop peep-booth glory-holes.
no but my dad is showering... :/
Oh my God, if this isn't gonna end up making me sound like a pervert...
I've came close to this 2 times. First was with my mom's boyfriend (almost step dad). I never saw him do it directly but I saw him rubbing his dick through his pants many times. I used to take his underwear out of the hamper when he'd get in the shower and smell them to get his scent. He was incredibly hot to me...
The other time was with my cousin. This is when we were so young that I don't htink jerking off was even in our minds. We shared a bedroom a couple times and he played with his dick a lot. But like I said, it was at such a young age nothing was gross about it.
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Never caught my dad but
- caught my brother with our cousin in the barn stroking each others hard dicks, they didn't know I was there and when I told my brother what I had seen we ended up jacking each other. (not the first or last time).
- our family would stay at a relatives farm during holidays and I would sleep with my uncle in his bed. Everyone was sharing beds, no big deal. My brother shared a bed with 2 other cousins. My uncle is very straight. When I was in my early teens I was sleeping with him when he kept fidgeting. I could tell he was playing with himself and trying to be quiet. I kept very still. His breathing started getting heavy. He then got out of bed and went into his bathroom which was on his room. He closed the door but the door never shut completely. Very old house. I crept out of bed and watched him through the crack jack off in front of the mirror. Turning this way and that so he could watch himself. Didn't take long for him to blow a huge load onto the mirror and counter and me against the door. I have always fantasied he knew I was watching.
- "caught" a friend jacking in the boys room bathroom stall at school. Had same class and saw him leave for the bathroom. Banged on the stall door just as he was blowing. What a mess. Boy, was he pissed! No worries. He got me back good! Hey, someone needs to post new thread, jokes played on people while they are having sex?
My mom walked in on me once...ughhhh embarrasing!!!
My dad did too!! ALSO EMBARRASING AS HE MADE FUN OF ME...smh lol
BTW at 14 maaaaan i was one awkward kid up until i turned 16 that i became "Normal" lol im serious like all of a sudden I felt 16!! I felt 5'11 and felt like myself!! Meanwhile me and my dad always had a bad relationship up until my 18 B-Day
He went on one of his Coke, Booze binges and got me to tag along with him, he bought booze porn DVDs and got me a stripper and a hooker....smh lol but he fucked one too along with me I came out like BLEH!...he said it was time for me to become a man ...despite I was already fucking chicks at 16
Went back hhome we were drunk he was BEYOND Drunk..on coke too not me tho
I went to my room got my dvd s but wasnt in the mood for porn went back to the kitchen like maybe 5 AM and up noticed the TV in the living room was on and playing porn..Black Chicks Porn!!! Big Asses and huge tits oiled up just the way my dad n me like em hahaha...(its awesome being Bisexual XD)
BUT i was like WTF...trying to look n i tripped on smething and noticed he was on the floor i see a large naked man in the floor n he quickly covered up and i turned around and headed to the kitchedn which was a step away.. and my heart was beating like CRAZY MAN!!! LOL
I grabbed two beers instead n quickly lost my shorts but kept the boxers walked over my dad laughed at him to break the awkwardness and gave him a beer and i pretended i was mad drunk despite my buzz having been gone a Loooong time ago lol
I stripped down my boxers in front of him lol sat on a couch put a pillow in next to me to cover up n started wanking hard but he still was covered by some newspaper or something...15 minutes later i was jacking like crazy but felt nothing yet i was hard yet he was wasnt showing his junk so lucky for me some fine ass babe came out and i quickly used that as an excuse to drop off the couch to my knees and start jacking off in front of him like CRAZY!!
he then decided to do the same and we were both laughing and screaming and Baaaaaaaaaam i shot!! I got excited when i saw his...hes is HUGELY WIDE!!!! Mines is longer tho and mannnn what a feeling!! He said Yeaaaaah! THATS MY BOY!! cause i shot a bucketfull!!
Oddly enough i NEVER ever wanted to see him naked again. Lol. And neither did he. But we became real cool with each other I did walk in on him banging his new wife once their door would open by itself and ugh...actually that was kind of hot i stayed n watched...I once recorded a video of me jacking off and of me fucking a black girl back in brooklyn. He would use that as porn i thought that was creepy as fuck tho so I found the tape and not just recorded over it many times but ripped the tape out and broke the case..then again id spy on him n his wife n girlfriends sometimes too lol SMH @ Myself...he knows how to fuck a broad tho
My dad his brothers my uncles and my dads friends had a habit of grabbing each others asses and junk idk why it was weird tho but if your werent part of their group they would just say hi haha...when i started getting garbbed by them idk felt good n cool...weird???
My dad n his friends would jack off in the same living room watching porn too that was like WTF but shoot whatever.
BTW My dad is 43 im 23 lol
Oh and I was in the wrestling team in high school. my Senior year this one kid would stay after school and just WAIT in the locker rooms and showers and would stay in the stalls i ALSO opened the door n hahaha man he was pissed but fuck it he creeped me and everyone else out me and the other guys confronted that weird ass dude and coach reported him because that was beggining to become a habbit for him masturbating in the stalls when we were showering and pulled him off the stalls and held his ass there with his pants down while coach reported him made him pull his pants up yelled at him tha kid was embarrassed! Lol but serves him right
wow rican you got an experience like no other
Caught my dad once. It was very anticlimactic. I forget the reason but one night I walked into my parents bedroom. Mom was asleep and dad was sitting on the edge bed with his back to me. I could see his left hand was down there. And could tell what he was doing. I was totally taken aback and quickly scurried out. I donít think he saw me. I was only there or a second. My heart was beating fast at the idea of him jerking his penis. Sigh. Dadís penis. Hard. I regretted not catching a glimpse of dadís erection. It was dark and his back was to me. I had only seen his cock limp when he walked out of the shower. Dad was majorly hung. Had I seen his erect pipi I probably would have blown my load.
Had a couple of experiences, my brother used to jack-off at the PC when our parents were out and one time I went outside and watched him jack-off through the window. Not ashamed to say I jacked off faster than he did.
Also had a cousin who once started jacking off at an family gathering, it was just a joke to freak out my female cousins but he did continue for a fair while after they'd gone.
Those were about 13ish, but at 19 I did suck one of my older cousins cocks at a new years party. Went upstairs and he was in one of the rooms, he pretty much just whipped out his cock and I obliged. Despite how hot that was no repeat performances, pretty sure alot of it was just the booze (supposedly).
hot thread indeed!
Havent caught my dad jerking off, but we stayed at my grandparents last weekend and we had to share a room. Anyway, we both sleep naked, and in the morning I woke up a bit before him and saw there was a MASSIVE tent underneath the sheets of his bed. I was so hard and when he woke up, he lay in bed for about 15 minutes whilst I pretended to be asleep and once it'd subsided, he got up and went to the bathroom.
Naturally I whipped my cock out and started stroking as soon as he left the room.
my cousin walked in on me jerking off, parents and i went out to a aunts place for the weekend and and my aunty let me stay in my cousins room because she said he was out at a friends for the weekend so i thought right on he has a tv with cable and its friday night (soft core porn) being a young kid that was golden haha. Anyways didnt hear him come home late that evening to come get some stuff from his room there i was underwear down to my knees stroking slowly and he walks in i couldnt do a thing didnt know what to do got so scared. So to my surprise he says nice cock cuz haha i was like thanks then he asked if i ever had someone do that for me and i said no so offered and i said cool dont tell anyone. he jerked me off blew on my stomach and he walked out right after never said a word to me about it after that and have always been to scared to mention it.
I have a friend who's a dad, and he accidentally walked into the bedroom of his 13 yr old son while the kid was wanking off, really going at it apparently. Could have been very awkward but my friend just said to his son, "feels good, doesn't it?" and quietly shut the door and let him finish. I think that was a wise way to deal with any embarassment either of them felt.
why does everyone else have these hot and racey stories :\
at most i've been caught been my mom ONCE jacking off. I found str8 porn on my stepbrothers computer before, but never caught him watching it.
I have a serious fetish for brothers, dads, cousins, all of it. Jacked off once already to this thread before i got to the bottom
All my 3brothers caught and cumstains lots off times too
fleeflaafloo meh ^^
I've never caught anyone jerking off, but my dad caught me post-j/o once. I was about 17 at the time, and had just finished a nice long jack-off session. I heard my dad come upstairs, but I figured he was heading for the bathroom so I wasn't worried.
To my shock, he knocked once on my door and then opened it before I could even say anything. I jumped up off the bed in a panic, but couldn't find my shorts. So I was standing there completely naked, and, I'm sure, completely red-faced.
He was saying something about dinner as he started walking in, but then stopped as he glanced down at my crotch. His eyes bugged out for a split second and he immediately looked back up at my face, but then he looked back down again. He said, "damn, kid, you're hung like a horse!" Then he quickly left the room as I croaked an embarrassed "thanks."
We've never talked about that incident, but over the years he's made a few "small dick" jokes at my expense. It doesn't bother me though because I know he's just joking around.
(For the record, I am NOT "hung like a horse." I'm 7" erect, and a little over 3" when I'm completely soft. Definitely a grower. But because I had only just cum moments before he walked in, my dick was hanging downward by that point but was still fully-elongated. PLUS, I was extremely skinny when I was younger. So I'm sure all of those factors added up to the impression he was given.)
Not really, but my brother used to steal my laptop. He'd use it to play video games and watch porn in his room. Once I woke up, and I forgot to do something for class. I didn't see it on my desk. I went to my brother's room and he was asleep with cock in hand and my laptop halfway off the bed -.-
And you wouldn't ask him after you had sex a few times? ^^ Hot story though, got me hard .
My cuz was a few years older than me, and I always looked up to him. i told him about my first hard-on and he gave me a BJ, and I learned how to suck his cock.
My folks use to rent rooms to some guys who worked at a local company (who use to commute back home on the weekends). It was a weekday during the summer and I was home from middle school and the best looking guy of the bunch came home to change his pants because they'd split on him. He went to his room on the second floor to change, but it was taking him a long time. So I was kind of curious. So I picked up some mail that he forgot and brought it to his room. I don't think my heart ever pounded harder. I knocked on the door and I thought I heard him say come it. So I opened the door and told him I had mail for him.
He was laying in bed, but with his back arched, pulling up his shorts. He got up and his face was as red as can be. As he walked over, you could see his shorts and tee shirt were soaking wet and you could see the underside of his stiff dick.
Although I missed the real action, it was still really hot!
However there used to be lots of hot action in the straight section of the local video pornstores that had booths like bathroom stalls. When the flicks were on, the booths got dark and you could put mirrors underneath and watch all sorts of guys doing everything - getting hard, pulling out their dick, having their dick drip pre-cum, playing with themselves and of course jerking off. Can't believe all the different types of straight guys you could see: students, suits, bikers, soldiers, construction workers, etc.. Lots of horny straight guys.
Once I even saw a hot guy from work.
Also fun was watching as a group of macho jocks would come in. Usually they would pretend not to be interested but would jerk themselves off like crazy anyway when they went into a booth. (Some would take their belt off to make less noise.) But sometimes guys would talk about jerking off and then go into a booth and really jerk off.
during my teen years, i walked in on my cousin watching porn, jacking off and rubbing his balls. when i walked in to the room, he just told me to sit down and whip it out. we both jacked off. we did that several times after that.
I heard my dad screamed but I knew it was an orgasm. and I opened his door and he startled and it smells cum in his room I just acted like it didn't happened
when i was 12-13 i used to peep through the bathroom keyhole (in Europe the keyholes are such that it is possible) and watch my dad jerking off. I do not remember how it started but I kept doing it for a while, till i was 15-16 and we moved to another flat where it was not possible. He would masturbate almost every day but i could peep only when we were alone. He never suspected anything. He would cum into the wash basin. On several occasions, after he would leave the bathroom, I found his sperm there. I was impressed with the size of his cock and the density of his cum. I even tasted it, but i do not remember how it was. At the time I did not even know I was gay. Since then I spied on guys in the bathrooms whenever I had the opportunity. I have seen some friends, my uncle, my brotherÖ
maybe is a OT....
...I caught my sister masturbating,and all my relatives in the house at the moment heard her; she was groaning so aloud O_O
[QUOTE=Swim69mer;4917199]Ever accidentally (or planned) caught your dad, bro, friend, uncle, cousin, jerking off and what happened afterwards, and how did you feel?
Yes i used to watch my dad jerk off late at nigjt from outside his bedroom window when i was a teenager.
Did not catch my step-dad to be exact but...
My step-dad was never good with technology which is kind of weird since he is only 44. So once when I was really horny I got some porn site up on my computer in my bedroom. Went into the living room and asked if he liked to watch porn. There was an awkward silence and I was thinking... "oh no what did I just do?" Then he replied, "of course".
So I brought him to my room and showed him how to look at porn on the computer. To my surprise he asked if I wanted to wank with him. We wanked together but did not touch each other. He was looking at the straight porn and I was just staring at his throbbing cock...
i had never caught my brother, but he caught me and just said something like "feel good huh?" the best though was when i lived with my mom and step dad. my step brother would come over he and i would jerk of together all the time.
Caught my little brother fucking himself with a soda bottle and beating off. He was maybe thirteen at the time and I was 16.
caught my brother because he would do it in the same room as me when we slept. I had no idea what was going on though, not a clue.
Do grandparents qualify? A hot story if so. Let me know.
Not jerking off but my cousin caught me and my ex in an awkward sex position Haha
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I've seen my older brothers big cock. I've seen videos on his phone of him fucking his girlfriend and getting a blow job and his dick looks amazing. It's long and thick with a nice big head. After seeing the videos I had to see it for myself, so a few times when he's been sleeping on the couch or drunk in his bed, I've managed to play with it a little and get it semi hard. I've licked the tip too just so I could taste him. I've even got his used condoms from the bin in his room the next morning after he's fucked his girlfriend, so that I can taste his cum and lube up my cock with it. I wish I could get it fresh, have him fuck my mouth and cum down my throat. I love sniffing his boxers too, and love finding come and piss stains. His friends always joke about how big his dick is too. He plays football so they've seen him in the showers, he's definitelt the biggest. Knowing that he's so confident with it and other people know how hung he is is a huge turn on. So hard not to get a boner when I see him in the showers after swimming with him. He just stands there with his big cock and balls flopping about getting all soapy and wet. So fucking hot.