The Official TIM TEBOW thread!!! [merged]

[MCsNo1Fn]

Dear Pompous Prick,

If I wanted to see Tebow Vs. Okalahoma, I'd have tuned into the UFC and watched everyone who thinks you're an arrogant jackass beat the living shit out of you. But no, I wanted to watch the Florida Vs. Oklahoma Title Game. Thanks for ruining it for me, you attention-seeking homo. You know, there's a reason there is OTHER players on your team. It's not all about you. So do the entire country a favor and go back to whatever Leper colony orphanage soup kitchen your sorry ass came from. Enjoy your limited fame while it lasts, because you're seriously not all that and your terrible sportsmanship is pretty pathetic.

In closing, go adopt a Malawian baby and marry Madonna so you both can just be such AMAZING attention-seeking whore human beings who in reality lack any form of actual talent. Oh, and feel free to break both legs and get your jaw wired shut.


Sincerely,
Tommy

[Joshua_me]

Bitter ? Party of one !

Although, I'll admit the 'John 3:16' thing under his eyes was a bit much...

[marleyisalegend]

For once in your life will you just tell it like it is? Stop sugar-coating, tell me how you REALLY feel about Mr. Tebow. It's okay, you're among friends, let it out.

[MCsNo1Fn]

Bitter ? Party of one !

Although, I'll admit the 'John 3:16' thing under his eyes was a bit much...

I'm not bitter. I don't even like Oklahoma, nor follow them. I like the Gators, but I cannot stand him. He thinks he's the only fucking player on the team, as he displayed tonight by running 90% of the plays.

For once in your life will you just tell it like it is? Stop sugar-coating, tell me how you REALLY feel about Mr. Tebow. It's okay, you're among friends, let it out.

lol. I like you more and more each day. lol.

[tonyboy]

HA.... good thread man.

Granted, Tebow is a one man PR machine for himself. I like Coach Meyers, he coached for Utah a couple of years and did a fantastic job.

And yeah, the QB of a team does have to show leadership and generally must be a type A personality type. Got to be a leader you know.

Got to admit that Tebow is a great QB.... But he's got the benefit of an excellent coach and many supporting teammates.

Cannot wait for him to get to the NFL and be the next Ryan Leaf (read: good college QB but horrible in the NFL)... maybe one day if you live in Flordia you will have the pleasure of visiting a used car lot.... and could be the salesman will be one Mr. Tim Tebow. haha, that'd be quite fun for you I think... would be for me too.

[Homoerectus]

Naw, Tonyboy, not a used car salesman. Tim will be a TV evangelist living off the goodness of good, gullible people. The sportscasters try to portray him as the second coming of Christ. They just over-do it. He did show he was human when he was penalized late in the 4th quarter when he had his little tet-a-tete with the OK player by doing the Gator chomp.

[backpacker]

I have to admit that Tebow can be a little over the top, but I will still give him credit for being a talented player. With that said, he was clearly out played tonight. Florida owes the victory to their defense. There are 17 points that the Sooners probably should have had. The goalline stances by Florida's defense was awesome.

For those analysts who said The Big 12 is the best conference in the country, I think both Florida and Ohio State proved that the defenses in the Big 12 aren't very good. When Texas and Oklahoma were faced with good defenses, there offenses didn't look all that good. Sure there were flashes of greatest, but most the time they didn't look that powerful. They sure didn't put the big point totals on the board. As much as I hate to say it, the SEC is on top right now. I don't think The Big 12 is even the second best conference. I still can't believe some analysts were saying they were the best.

[MCsNo1Fn]

Cannot wait for him to get to the NFL and be the next Ryan Leaf (read: good college QB but horrible in the NFL)... maybe one day if you live in Flordia you will have the pleasure of visiting a used car lot.... and could be the salesman will be one Mr. Tim Tebow. haha, that'd be quite fun for you I think... would be for me too.

I live in Florida. That would just make my day seeing him selling discounted P.O.S. cars. He may be "good" in the college games, but once he hits the NFL...lmao good riddance!

[phoenix99]

Bitter ? Party of one !

Although, I'll admit the 'John 3:16' thing under his eyes was a bit much..

Yeah, what was that all about? As soon as Thom Brennaman started spouting off about what a "fine young man" he was, I knew what he was gonna focus on so I turned off the volume. I truly don't care about any of that, just give me some insight on the intricacies of the game, maybe some stats and other things we might not be aware about but damnit, stop talking about what a holy-roller he is. I have a feeling it's all about his potential for Madison Ave.

Anyways, congrats to the Gators, I tend to disagree with most of you, I think Tebow will be a decent QB in the NFL. Maybe not a Tom Brady type, but good enough to start.

Congrats Gators fans!

[TygreBryte]

Dear Pompous Prick,

If I wanted to see Tebow Vs. Okalahoma, I'd have tuned into the UFC and watched everyone who thinks you're an arrogant jackass beat the living shit out of you. But no, I wanted to watch the Florida Vs. Oklahoma Title Game. Thanks for ruining it for me, you attention-seeking homo. You know, there's a reason there is OTHER players on your team. It's not all about you. So do the entire country a favor and go back to whatever Leper colony orphanage soup kitchen your sorry ass came from. Enjoy your limited fame while it lasts, because you're seriously not all that and your terrible sportsmanship is pretty pathetic.

In closing, go adopt a Malawian baby and marry Madonna so you both can just be such AMAZING attention-seeking whore human beings who in reality lack any form of actual talent. Oh, and feel free to break both legs and get your jaw wired shut.


Sincerely,
Tommy

Wow. I agree with you on something. I think Chuck Norris just died.

[MCsNo1Fn]

Anyways, congrats to the Gators, I tend to disagree with most of you, I think Tebow will be a decent QB in the NFL. Maybe not a Tom Brady type, but good enough to start.

Congrats Gators fans!

Yes, Tebow aside, congrats Gators. They deserve it.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TOM BRADY!!!!!

I think Chuck Norris just died.

THANK GOD. No more of those stupid ab informercials when I can't sleep at 3:30 in the morning and there's nothing on but Girls Gone Wild previews or him doing squat thrusts on a huge piece of steel...

[RationalLunacy]

I don't have a clue who you're talking about.

Could it be because I don't have the slightest interest in spectator sports?

[bogatrice]

He's kind of a cheeseball, yes, but I would fellate him till his dick fell off.

So stick that in your pipe and smoke it

[Joshua_me]

I think Chuck Norris just died.

Just his career, hon.

[letme]

Nice OP !

Just shows one more reason as to what makes Colt McCoy the best QB in the NCAA

[CnAnPB]

willing to bet none of his teammates feel that way

"if it aint broken dont fix it"

[Joshua_me]

Dear Pompous Prick,

Just the thought of ^this has been making me chuckle all afternoon...

Imagine starting a letter that way....

TOO funny....

[G-Lexington]

>>>He thinks he's the only fucking player on the team, as he displayed tonight by running 90% of the plays.

And they won.

Lex

[swerve]

MAYBE its just me...

but...

I didn't care for the use of the word HOMO -- as a DEROGATORY term...

OTHERWISE...

AWESOME LETTER!!!

[shadow-clouds]

So almost as soon as I set up the Brady Quinn thread, someone asked me to make one for Gators QB Tim Tebow. I was more than happy to oblige, and so here are some pics of this oddly cute muscle hunk:

See how hot his arms are:





And some more hot pics:



Shirtless!


Enjoy, and please post more pics/messages!

[Nik2]

He's OK, but where's the Brady Quinn thread? Haven't seen one about him in a while and I've always had the filthiest fantasies about that sexy beast.

[tider39]

Tim Te"blow" is a sickening, big-headed, ego.....he takes integrity to an all-time low....His theatrics are a damned good comic relief.....The media seems to buy it but those who know this guy do NOT......

[shadow-clouds]

^How nice of you

[Jasson67]

GO GATORS!!!!!

Sorry...if you're a Gator you can't help but doing that! Anyone else a U of F alumni?

[atlpen0010]

Tim Te"blow" is a sickening, big-headed, ego.....he takes integrity to an all-time low....His theatrics are a damned good comic relief.....The media seems to buy it but those who know this guy do NOT......

It's obvious that you have no idea of what integrity is. It's guys like you that probably go through life and do absolutely nothing to help others. Tell us all what you have done lately in your life. My guess is nothing but sitting behind a pc with your hand attached to your cock.

[KURT10677]

Tim looks like a big jug head

[MCsNo1Fn]

It's obvious that you have no idea of what integrity is. It's guys like you that probably go through life and do absolutely nothing to help others. Tell us all what you have done lately in your life. My guess is nothing but sitting behind a pc with your hand attached to your cock.

That's rather rude and uncalled for. That's his opinion. No need to personally attack them.

Say what you will about Tebow (and I personally cannot stand the man) but you do have to give him credit on his charity work. I do think people need to quit rubbing it in everyone's faces as if he were God on Earth by mentioning every 4 seconds of the game. He's got a terrible attitude and ego, but I will never discredit his contributions to the less fortunate.
With that said, he's weirdly hot, but also has too much muscle for my liking. And, his inflated holier than thou ego turns me off.

[shadow-clouds]

I present Tim Tebow in the most homoerotic video of him ever...a workout video which looks like an Abercrombie & Fitch ad due to the gratuitous shirtless shots of hot young men....do I have your attention yet? :P

[Nik2]

^^ WOW. Thanks for that video. LOL.

[bogatrice]

You can definitely count me in for a little Tebow action. I would provide him with oodles of fellatio.

Oddly, he seems to like licking other boys.

[shadow-clouds]

You can definitely count me in for a little Tebow action. I would provide him with oodles of fellatio.

Oddly, he seems to like licking other boys.

Wow. Dirty things running through my mind right now....

That first pic is amazing btw. Beautiful blue eyes and for some reason I find that stubble really really hot...

Thanks a lot for posting!

[aweduba1]

Being a current UF student (fourth year), the only thing anyone seems to talk about is how hot this guy is. He's just OK to me... Great body and I'd fuck him in a heartbeat, but he's so overrated and so egotistic, it turns me off.

[breion]

WOW! I am a Tebow fan now, but the leaner, high school Tebow is 10 times hotter.

[belamy]

I present Tim Tebow in the most homoerotic video of him ever...a workout video which looks like an Abercrombie & Fitch ad due to the gratuitous shirtless shots of hot young men....do I have your attention yet? :P

Glorifying the all-American berk!

[MCsNo1Fn]

"The Chosen One?" Are you kidding me? That video is misleading now. "He's humble and doesn't let it go to his head." He's a great QB and all, but that statement sure changed!! Luckily, he's hot. That way I have something to look at while I'm drowning out him talking!!

[DavidMac]

Colt McCoy is hotter...for some reason, it made his first name into a link...no intention of doing that- nothing on him at the porn site...

[MCsNo1Fn]

Colt McCoy is hotter...for some reason, it made his first name into a link...no intention of doing that- nothing on him at the porn site...

In WHAT world?

[bogatrice]

eek

[ariesstar89]

Well, I've never been a fan of Tim Tebow. I personally hate his guts, but that is a different story. I've never been a big fan of his looks either. He is awkward looking (IMO of course). His head is almost oddly shaped for his body, and there are other things that I just can't put my finger on. Now I'm not goin to lie...the highlight tapes of him in high school were hot. He had a MUCH better body and look then than he does now (where he is more muscular and what-not). Another thought on my mind is that I have gotten a strong gay-vibe from him. Now I know that all of us automatically want/assume that some guys are gay, and I never even thought him to be gay until I watched the SEC championship game where it showed him and his roommate having a little TOO much love for each other. Again just my opinion, and did anyone else catch this or get that vibe?

In WHAT world?

And to this remark, Colt is a cute one. This just happens to be a VERY bad pic of him. It happens to the best of us. lol

[shadow-clouds]

A few more pics to try and win over the undecided people:







And finally....possibly the pic that made me like gatorade:

[MCsNo1Fn]

A few more pics to try and win over the undecided people:







And finally....possibly the pic that made me like gatorade:

You're not gonna win everyone over. He isn't THAT hot.

And to this remark, Colt is a cute one. This just happens to be a VERY bad pic of him. It happens to the best of us. lol

Of all the pictures I've seen of him, eh, just not my thing.

[shadow-clouds]

^I gotta keep trying! Maybe seeing the gatorade hotness won over a few more people. Wishful thinking, but still...

[MCsNo1Fn]

lol I do have to admit THAT particular picture was hot...it almost doesn't even look like him!

[belamy]

there's something really disgusting about his physique... it's like it made you want to become some black supremacist, or Chinese or Japanese supremqcist or something like that...

[shadow-clouds]

there's something really disgusting about his physique... it's like it made you want to become some black supremacist, or Chinese or Japanese supremqcist or something like that...

wtf :S I'm rlly confused

[belamy]

wtf :S I'm rlly confused

It was a hyperbolic way of saying I find him rather ugly... but maybe only from his neck up
Would you have preferred me to say that his face makes me want to turn straight?

[shadow-clouds]

It was a hyperbolic way of saying I find him rather ugly... but maybe only from his neck up
Would you have preferred me to say that his face makes me want to turn straight?

OK i get it. Sorry was being a little dim I guess :S

At least you appreciate the bod

[belamy]

OK i get it. Sorry was being a little dim I guess :S

At least you appreciate the bod

Bods go with faces... even when paper bags go with them both too.

[feistfan]

He looks mildly retarded in some of those pictures.

[ariesstar89]

And finally....possibly the pic that made me like gatorade:

Are you sure this last pic is of him. He never played for Fresno State..ever. So you may want to double check and see if that may be someone who looks strangely close to him. Regardless, the pic is still hot.