The Official DAVID ARCHULETA thread!!! [merged]

[NYCGuy2000]

I met him back in August at the AI concert and got to touch his hand. It felt good. Nice butt!

plz tell more u get the radar lol

[CenaOrtonlover]

ummm people the rules are clear...DO NOT TALK OR DEPICT SOMEONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18....simple enough Im surprised a mod hasnt deleted this thread yet

[NYCGuy2000]

ummm people the rules are clear...DO NOT TALK OR DEPICT SOMEONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18....simple enough Im surprised a mod hasnt deleted this thread yet

we'll come back in january lol

[Joshua_me]

18 or not, his new CD just got royally slammed by Entertainment Weekly.

"The blandest songs and production money can buy" or words to that effect.


David Cook, on the other hand would be totally 'blow worthy' if you ask me.

[TalkinTotheRain]

18 or not, his new CD just got royally slammed by Entertainment Weekly.

"The blandest songs and production money can buy" or words to that effect.


David Cook, on the other hand would be totally 'blow worthy' if you ask me.

Ugh, I don't get the attraction to the bummish looking David Cook. Or his generic rock music. There's about 20 people out there doing the same thing he does, but better. Daughtry for one, who is also better looking.

[quasar]

ummm people the rules are clear...DO NOT TALK OR DEPICT SOMEONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18....simple enough Im surprised a mod hasnt deleted this thread yet

Thank -you!

I figured I'd trust people to NOT talk about him in a sexual way, but I'm proven wrong again - guess you can lead a man to JUB, but you can't make him think!

[azzficker]

December 28th he turned 18, making him officially discussable. FAKES MAY BE NECESSARY.

[samhill4u2c]

I'd so fuck him silly!!!!

[bollywoodboy14]

O Yes Finally!

[quasar]

We've already closed one thread on David because of the way it descended.

He may be 18, but unless you can prove that any pictures you use were taken AFTER he turned 18, then don't even think about posting anything.

The issue is how old he was when the picture was taken - NOT how old he is now!!!

[miatajeff]

I'd fuck the mormon right out of him.

[12fear99]

He is very cute and I am sure he will be around for a long time.

[bogatrice]

Cool! I'll pork his booty and then go a little A2M as payback for all the crappy songs

[josher]

But he still looks and acts like he's 12.

[hothunk222]

Mmm he's a cutie, Id so do him. I bet he moans melodiously. lol

[MCsNo1Fn]

Um, it's not a littler creepy to you that if you DO get a fake, you're wanking off, that you're jacking off to someone who LOOKS 12? That's just...still gross.

[trinket]

Cool! I'll pork his booty and then go a little A2M as payback for all the crappy songs

Mmm he's a cutie, Id so do him. I bet he moans melodiously. lol

LOL! You boys are both terrible. It's cracking me up.

Happy New Year's Eve!

[jackry]

This is going to end bad.
Oh to be a mod.

[BBman123]

YAY! He's an adult! Is he ready to come out of the closet?! Hope so!

[hotatlboi]

Um, it's not a littler creepy to you that if you DO get a fake, you're wanking off, that you're jacking off to someone who LOOKS 12? That's just...still gross.

Let's not start this up again. He doesn't look 12, and that's that.

He looks maybe slightly younger than 18, but not 12.

[kidwithathorn]

He doesn't look 12, he looks 14.

[FirmaFan]

Here are some fakes I have made of him, doing the best I could with the pictures of his head available from after he turned 18.

[walletny]

Here are some fakes I have made of him, doing the best I could with the pictures of his head available from after he turned 18.

LMAO! That's great.

[Gussss]

Am I the only person who thinks he's a little bit "retarded"?

Have you ever seen him give an interview? He acts like, well, a "mentally challenged" person. (Did y'all see him on Ellen?) Total tardation!

I don't see anything attractive about him. I think he rode the "short bus" to school.

JM2.

[tavares]

Am I the only person who thinks that everyone should GO TO A DAVID ARCHULETTA SITE AND CUM ALL OVER HIS PRE-18 PICS UNTIL THEIR HEART IS CONTENT?!

Why, oh, why do we have to have yet another thread about this dude who, most likely, didn't have any sexy, shirtless, nude or clothed pics taken for JUB obssession -- I mean, consumption, within the last five minutes?

[JarodA]

He still looks too much like a kid. When he gets older I think he'll become much hotter though, much like Justin Timberlake has improved in leaps and bounds from looking like a kid only a few short years ago.

[cityboy-stl]

You know, I think he is very talented and has a terrific voice. In time he could be a top notch performer. He is cute but he's still too "little kid" cute. He needs about 5 years and then he has the potential to be really hot. I hope he doesn't let fame go to his head and have a crash landing like so many of these kid stars do.

[hotatlboi]

I hope he doesn't let fame go to his head

Virtually no chance of that happening. He's one of the most grounded and humble stars out there, and he's constantly saying how important that is.

[LukitaS]

I have no idea who dis Chuleta is? Who the hell is he? Another Disney boy? Another High School Musical jerk?? Please I can't give my opinion if I have no idea who this damn boy is hahaha

[grantt]

Mmm he's a cutie, Id so do him. I bet he moans melodiously. lol

Great comeback. If he really moaned that way it could be worth it.

[foodandart]

::just checked out a bunch of pics of the guy::

Can I add, in a totally 44 year-old married hen viewpoint no less, the phrase..

Meh!

Maybe when he hits 40 or so and his face sets and he loses that bland, doughey, round, generic boy-face he's got..

Consider it VERY unlikely that I'll be faking this one anytime soon.

Deb.

[azzficker]

How can anyone prove that a picture was taken after they came of legal age? Sure, you could post a link to the website where they claim it was taken after he reached age, how is anyone able to prove it? How can you prove a picture being taken after legal age for any celebrity, for that matter?

[kidwithathorn]

You can't.

So why take the chance?

[hotatlboi]

How can anyone prove that a picture was taken after they came of legal age? Sure, you could post a link to the website where they claim it was taken after he reached age, how is anyone able to prove it? How can you prove a picture being taken after legal age for any celebrity, for that matter?

It's not that hard to determine what event most pictures were taken at. If a lot of people go to the event and all take pictures, and he's wearing the same clothes etc, you know. Thus far though, David hasn't appeared at any public events since his birthday, so there are no pics of him appropriate to post here.

[foodandart]

How can anyone prove that a picture was taken after they came of legal age? Sure, you could post a link to the website where they claim it was taken after he reached age, how is anyone able to prove it? How can you prove a picture being taken after legal age for any celebrity, for that matter?

It's very easy if you know where to look: Professional paparazzi and press photo sites such as WireImage, Rexfeatures and Getty have the dates of the events the celebrities were photographed at.

Deb.

[NYCGuy2000]

That's Right Im Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David Archuleta Has Now Been 18 For Like A Week!!!!!!!
For All You Motherfuckin People That Want Fuckin Proof Heres What I Got A Youtube Video Of People Singing Happy Birthday To Him Direct I Know This Was Made Before Christmas But Hez 18 Now And Its A Little Something Just To Shut U Motherfuckers Up Already
Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hotatlboi]

how many threads do we need? lol

oh and I was at that concert and it was very funny

[kidwithathorn]

If it was made before he was 18 that means that he was still underage in the videos, therefore not allowed on this site because he was a minor and this is a porn site.

Not that hard to understand.

[NYCGuy2000]

If it was made before he was 18 that means that he was still underage in the videos, therefore not allowed on this site because he was a minor and this is a porn site.

Not that hard to understand.

WHAT BY 2 WEEKS HE STILL LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AND HE ACTS THE SAME WAY TECHNICALLY UR RIGHT ILL GIVE U THAT THIS WAS MADE LIKE A WEEK BEFORE SO HEZ A MINOR FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW HEZ 18 AND HE STILL LOOKS THE SAME
SUE ME IF U WANT I DONT FUCKIN CARE SHIT WRITE ME UP AT OBAMA EVEN

[Kigan2006]

If it was made before he was 18 that means that he was still underage in the videos, therefore not allowed on this site because he was a minor and this is a porn site.

Not that hard to understand.

Indeed.

And, goodness, the language? I've a foul mouth at times but it just seems unneeded here...just my opinion though.

[kidwithathorn]

WHAT BY 2 WEEKS HE STILL LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AND HE ACTS THE SAME WAY TECHNICALLY UR RIGHT ILL GIVE U THAT THIS WAS MADE LIKE A WEEK BEFORE SO HEZ A MINOR FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW HEZ 18 AND HE STILL LOOKS THE SAME
SUE ME IF U WANT I DONT FUCKIN CARE SHIT WRITE ME UP AT OBAMA EVEN

I'm just saying that you can't post anything from before December 28. Anything afterwords, that you can prove is actually after his birthday, is allowed and I wont care.

Calm down.

It's like talking to a 13 year old girl.

[StlKj]

WHAT BY 2 WEEKS HE STILL LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AND HE ACTS THE SAME WAY TECHNICALLY UR RIGHT ILL GIVE U THAT THIS WAS MADE LIKE A WEEK BEFORE SO HEZ A MINOR FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW HEZ 18 AND HE STILL LOOKS THE SAME
SUE ME IF U WANT I DONT FUCKIN CARE SHIT WRITE ME UP AT OBAMA EVEN

Okay, sweetie, hopefully you've taken a breath now and calmed down. See, it's not about whether he looks 18 in the video, it's about whether or not he is 18 in the video. JUB members are not even allowed to post their own pictures from their childhood on this site. They could not post a picture of themselves as they were one day before they turned legal.

What could be the harm in posting such things about yourself, you might ask? Well, because while you might just want to share what you looked like growing up, someone else out there might see your underage picture and use it to get off. You mean people like this exist? Yup, they sure do. But that's terrible, you might say. Yup, it is.

So, this being a porn site, and the admins wanting to protect their business, their members and anyone who might be underage, it means that any depiction of an underage person is not allowed. If you have further concerns or issues with this, you can read more about it in the Code of Conduct for the site, with a link provided conveniently at the bottom left of every post a member makes.

Lesson over. Hugs all around. Breathe now.

[hotatlboi]

someone should just delete this thread, we already have 2 other threads going anyway lol

[Kennyworth]

WHAT BY 2 WEEKS HE STILL LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AND HE ACTS THE SAME WAY TECHNICALLY UR RIGHT ILL GIVE U THAT THIS WAS MADE LIKE A WEEK BEFORE SO HEZ A MINOR FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW HEZ 18 AND HE STILL LOOKS THE SAME
SUE ME IF U WANT I DONT FUCKIN CARE SHIT WRITE ME UP AT OBAMA EVEN

So David is 18...I still don't give a fuck.

You started a thread about him being 18,then post as proof videos made before he was 18..fast foward to the part where you cop to him Not being 18..

You need to get a grip..

And write you at Obama even, oh O.K...Sure will..

What a moolie...

[Corny]

But Hez 18 Now And Its A Little Something Just To Shut U Motherfuckers Up Already

No, you listen, and you shut up. If you don't understand this site's rules, you can ask. And if the other members explain them to you, you should at least listen and ask then. But if you scream around like a kid, and insult people .. this will lead to nothing. Especially since they are right, and you are not. Get your attitude checked, and I suggest the other members get an apology from you soon. And to add my personal opinion: learn to type. Whatever style you are writing in here, makes your post appear even worse. I am no native speaker, and probably by far not writing perfectly - but at least I am trying and not hurting sane people who try to read those posts.
Thanks to everyone trying to deal with him

[quasar]

How can anyone prove that a picture was taken after they came of legal age? Sure, you could post a link to the website where they claim it was taken after he reached age, how is anyone able to prove it? How can you prove a picture being taken after legal age for any celebrity, for that matter?

Believe me, it's possible. This is why so many images get deleted here - often before you even got a chance to see them!

[tennis6]

If u need his pitures for some reason it won't be that hard just pay attention to the media involving him & you will have no trouble finding pics & recognizing they are new like New Years parties would bea sure bet

[quasar]

Am I the only person who thinks that everyone should GO TO A DAVID ARCHULETTA SITE AND CUM ALL OVER HIS PRE-18 PICS UNTIL THEIR HEART IS CONTENT?!...

No, you're not the only person, I think its a great idea!!! And the more often that people keep throwing their toys out of the sandpit because they can't understand the concept of 'Please do not post images of him that were taken before Dec 28th', the greater the chance that I will add him to the 'Banned Content List'.

[torzaaaa]

Archuletta is daaaaaaaaa Shizzzay!
The wee eyes, the wee voice!
*shudders*
lol

[doctorsun]

Maybe now that he's 18, he'll hit puberty soon.