New Madonna's BoyToy: Jesus Luz [merged]

[gsdx]

There's something wrong with this picture.

I've read through the responses and a thought came to me. If it was George Clooney or George Michael instead of Madonna, there would be posters all over the place saying how disgusting and creepy it is for old guys to be all over someone as young as Jesus and this thread would be all locked up by now.

[chopper]

Last year she hit 50 AND got divorced. Thats a huge double blow for any woman. She needed an ego boost. By Jesus she got one!

He got a huge boost to his career. Everyone's a winner. Even Guy Richie who must feel like he's been released from prison!

[HenryMorgan]

I just made this for laughs! don't take it too seriously...

[Re-InventedB]

There's something wrong with this picture.

I've read through the responses and a thought came to me. If it was George Clooney or George Michael instead of Madonna, there would be posters all over the place saying how disgusting and creepy it is for old guys to be all over someone as young as Jesus and this thread would be all locked up by now.

You have a point there my friend.....

[LatinoSTAR]

everyone knows madonna loves her latin boys..

[Re-InventedB]

I just made this for laughs! don't take it too seriously...

LOL love it!
Although I am an M fan, I can also appreciate the humor. AND some truth to it also, she does display some freakish behavior at times!

[Re-InventedB]

everyone knows madonna loves her latin boys..

List goes on & on with her Latin lovers over the years. And of course most of them being just as hot in their own rights. She's even said that she believes she was Latin in her previous life.

[X-cell]

Gee I wonder what they talk about?

The mind boggles.

[belamy]

He's pretty and manly, but he looked horrible in the older pics, when he was younger, boyish, and when he has longer hair, older or younger.

[HenryMorgan]

LOL love it!
Although I am an M fan, I can also appreciate the humor. AND some truth to it also, she does display some freakish behavior at times!

thanks! I saw the photo on Google and thought the look on his face was just priceless!

[belamy]

Last year she hit 50 AND got divorced. Thats a huge double blow for any woman. She needed an ego boost. By Jesus she got one!

He got a huge boost to his career.

Sure, but what about HIS ego?

Everyone's a winner.

Even Guy Richie who must feel like he's been released from prison!

You mean he will miss it?

[Re-InventedB]

He's pretty and manly, but he looked horrible in the older pics, when he was younger, boyish, and when he has longer hair, older or younger.

Couldn't agree with you MORE! He looks absolutely 100% better now, the younger pictures, almost looks too boyish?

[belamy]

He is ridiculously handsome.

I agree: whenever he's wearing longer hair he's a handsome man looking ridiculous

[sumyungguy]

I know he is not a full blown celebrity, but being coined 'Madonna's boy toy' sure helps him climb up the Hollywood ladder. He is one hot man! Or Boy!
Those penetrating eyes... Anyone else find him deliciously insatiable?

Don't really care too much for Madonna, but damn, he is hot!

[gayguy_1]

OOuh shes lucky!
I know a guy that looks like him, but hes straight. Its such a cruel tease knowing him.

[belamy]

D) Isn't this the same guy to have been rumored to be screwing a photographer, who is a male?

Oh please, you could made up every conceivable rumour about the sexual life of Jesus Luz and they would all be true.

[AngelFromAbove]

Oh please, you could made up every conceivable rumour about the sexual life of Jesus Luz and they would all be true.

What???I never said that it was true, which is why I used rumored.

[belamy]

^ Oh please, WE could made up every conceivable rumour about the sexual life of Jesus Luz and they would all be true.

Clearer now?

[YourDiscoNeedsYou]

He is attractive but, it might be just me, he is rather lacking in sex appeal.

Kind of like Anne Hathaway.

[AngelFromAbove]

^ Oh please, WE could made up every conceivable rumour about the sexual life of Jesus Luz and they would all be true.

Clearer now?

I think that I was just having a little trouble understanding your English. No offense.

[Re-InventedB]

He is attractive but, it might be just me, he is rather lacking in sex appeal.

Kind of like Anne Hathaway.

I definitely see the connection with Anne Hathaway! Lovely pretty girl, but yeah, definitely lacking that sex appeal. I think Jesus on the other hand, he's got it.
Everyone has different tastes... That's what makes it interesting.

[belamy]

I think what you mean is that Jesus has the plain appeal of a whore, but not the sophisticate allure of a sex-symbol. I would agree with that.

[bidaddysex]

What is handsome man like him doing with a dog like Madonna? She was never beautiful, it is all manufactured. She can barely sing, can dance a bit and cannot act for peanuts. Her talent is self-promotion and renivention. I saw the Sticky and Sweet concert (wanted to see if the hype was justified) and it was very poor an acoustic version of Borderline was completely out of tune.

In relation to Jesus the question 'what first attracted you the multi millionairess Madonna?' springs to mind.

Loved Sean Penn's line reportedly said at a post oscar bash

'I see you have found another child'

Don't get me started on Madge and her adoptions - obscene.

[Re-InventedB]

What is handsome man like him doing with a dog like Madonna? She was never beautiful, it is all manufactured. She can barely sing, can dance a bit and cannot act for peanuts. Her talent is self-promotion and renivention. I saw the Sticky and Sweet concert (wanted to see if the hype was justified) and it was very poor an acoustic version of Borderline was completely out of tune.

In relation to Jesus the question 'what first attracted you the multi millionairess Madonna?' springs to mind.

Loved Sean Penn's line reportedly said at a post oscar bash

'I see you have found another child'

Don't get me started on Madge and her adoptions - obscene.

I'll agree about the horrendous train wreck that was Borderline. Yuck! Actually, let's leave the guitar at home next time.....

[LaQueedah]

He aight. The Spanish dude that I think is phoine is Lola's daddy. Haven't seen papi for a minute.

[HenryMorgan]

Check out Jesus at Fashion Week last night!!

[SexyKev]

He is attractive but, it might be just me, he is rather lacking in sex appeal.

Kind of like Anne Hathaway.

lol.....I kinda feel the same way.

[belamy]

lol.....I kinda feel the same way.

He's just like the average model, male or female. Dummies are expected basically to be glamorous, not sexy. People don't usually realize that over 90% of models earn a pitiful pittance as a rule, and over that they are asked NOT to have personalities and be recognazible: they are supposed to be there just to make the product more desirable, like the drops of water in the pic of a soda or the background colors and lighting around any other product. A human face is not supposed to be there as a human, but to lend "humanity" to the thing that is being sold and make it more desirable: the humanity of a model is used like the fragrance of a flower or the fur of an animal... it's not a flower or an animal that you buy, it's an abstraction of it... sometimes so abstract that human models don't even literally have much flesh left on their bodies.

About Hathaway... you can't have sex appeal when you are warm and neat. Sex appeal arises from tension, mystery, a certain distance and even aloofness that still manages to intrigue and attract you: Anne is too nice and approachable.
I remember someone talking about Marilyn Monroe and saying that, for all her sex appeal, young guys in the 1950s would prefer Esther Williams over her because Esther was someone they could buy a Coke. Anne Hathaway is someone that makes you think of a sunny afternoon on the grass, not a wandering walk at sunset in old Paris.

[cropofthecream]

he has some of the prettiest pecs and nipples ever

[star-warrior]

Old Madge, she's almost like Joan Rivers, but with a gap in her teeth.

[Huntneo(PT)]

What is handsome man like him doing with a dog like Madonna? She was never beautiful, it is all manufactured. She can barely sing, can dance a bit and cannot act for peanuts. Her talent is self-promotion and renivention.

A dog? LOL...that's the best you could come up with?

...jealousy isn't very flattering sweetheart.

[Re-InventedB]

He's just like the average model, male or female. Dummies are expected basically to be glamorous, not sexy. People don't usually realize that over 90% of models earn a pitiful pittance as a rule, and over that they are asked NOT to have personalities and be recognazible: they are supposed to be there just to make the product more desirable, like the drops of water in the pic of a soda or the background colors and lighting around any other product. A human face is not supposed to be there as a human, but to lend "humanity" to the thing that is being sold and make it more desirable: the humanity of a model is used like the fragrance of a flower or the fur of an animal... it's not a flower or an animal that you buy, it's an abstraction of it... sometimes so abstract that human models don't even literally have much flesh left on their bodies.

About Hathaway... you can't have sex appeal when you are warm and neat. Sex appeal arises from tension, mystery, a certain distance and even aloofness that still manages to intrigue and attract you: Anne is too nice and approachable.
I remember someone talking about Marilyn Monroe and saying that, for all her sex appeal, young guys in the 1950s would prefer Esther Williams over her because Esther was someone they could buy a Coke. Anne Hathaway is someone that makes you think of a sunny afternoon on the grass, not a wandering walk at sunset in old Paris.

Very nicely put!

[Re-InventedB]

Check out Jesus at Fashion Week last night!!

You beat me to it. He looked pretty good!

[belamy]

You beat me to it. He looked pretty good!

He's in the limbo now?
oh-uoh-oh... in the limbooo... no-ow...

[LBVersTop]

Looks like his tits and nips are getting bigger...

[abenry13]

This should answer your question.... are you "at a standing ovation" now? lol

[Re-InventedB]

He's in the limbo now?
oh-uoh-oh... in the limbooo... no-ow...

lol. Ever since someone mentioned his nipps, they do look a bit.....

[grantt]

By hookin' up with Madonna, I wonder how long she'll let him keep his balls....

[masgrandeburrito]

Yesterday I saw some pictures that were just released of Jesus at the beach, did anyone else see them and if so can you please post them. Thanks

[masgrandeburrito]

and NO it's not these pictures, there are some recent ones.

[HenryMorgan]

Did anyone else think he looked YUMMY in the new "Celebration" video?? I'm mad they didn't give him more camera time! lol. I wanted time to admire his pretty pecs and nipples.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWQ_jsRLkM0[/ame]

more vids I found...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE9r0HGTfNY[/ame]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXItaw-J6FI[/ame]

love the shirt in this pic! lol...

[ravenstar]

I'd pay a lot of money to see him frontal naked

[videoboi08]

yummy good job madonna

[Lefty]

silly boys
ok, madonna can buy herself some babies. ok madonaa can lease a dick. ok get over it. you old farts are jealous 'cause she has the wherewithall to satisfy her want and you do not..

yes, his tits/nips are getting larger. suspect madonna fucked him silly and reversed the charges so he is going to have her baby lol.

come on, this forum is growing more and more like the national enquirer/gay edition every day.

he is good looking...but so are 40,000 other latinos out there that aren't sleeping (if they sleep) with madonna, so crush on them and give the OLD girl a break
just my 2 cents worth

[Lefty]

sorry, that was a little harsh. i'm feeling a little peckish this day. lots going on out of my control and i hate that.

[bidaddysex]

I hope that guy gets sense soon... madge is a destroyer

[BeyonceHead]

Isn't there a frontal picture of him around somewhere? Almost sure I saw one. Wrong?

[shiroo]

Who else thinks he's incredebly HOT?! (I doo xD)

http://blogsaladadefrutas.com.br/wp-.../jesus_luz.jpg
http://patsun.files.wordpress.com/20...jesus-luz1.jpg
http://www.quantanoticia.com.br/blog...9/09/jesus.jpg
http://www.espacomoda.com/wp-content...luz-chapeu.jpg

If you find more HOT pictures, plz post them ;P

[tsmtchl]

Wow, he's hot!!! I'm jealous she gets to go home to that every night!!!

[masgrandeburrito]

Hey, try this out http://www.justusboys.com/forum/show...ight=Jesus+Luz