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    So, I am still extremely new to the whole gay sex scene and I've recently encountered some very unpleasant surprises along the way. I haven't decided to experiment with the whole "bottoming" position yet, so instead I prefer to top. I've had sex with three different guys so far (safe of course) and each and every time, I've had a problem with shit on my dick. Some instances worse than others. The first time i topped, the guy literally took a baby shit on me The second guy, midway through the sex, I look down and see poop on the condom, and the third guy there was just a strong odor and a brownish color on the condom. All of these guys have been out for years and have had plenty of experience with gay sex, so one would assume that at least one of these three men would be clean and prepared, right? Is this something that normally happens during sex or do I just have really bad luck? Not only is it gross, but the odor is unbearable and one time it even got on my bed sheets. It has stopped the sex each time because how am I supposed to continue going at it when I can see and smell shit? I've learned to move the sex to the shower which has turned out to be awesome but i'd the reason for the shower to be cleaning off the sweat and cum off our bodies, not rushing to the bathroom to clean the shit off my dick.

    So basically, is this normal or do I just have really bad luck? I have fairly high standards, so these guys aren't some random slobs, they take care of themselves....or so i thought. It's irritating, gross, and unsanitary for this to happen during sex and it's beginning to turn me off to the entire idea of gay sex. Does anybody else have these issues?

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    Disgusting...

    First of all, the guys who you are fucking should be cleaning their ass out with water. I think it's called douching.

    I could never f*ck a guy unless I knew it was completely clean and no chance of getting shit on my dick. That would be a huge turn off for me and make me never want to fuck that person again.

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    Re: Top and poop on my dick

    shit happens


    sorry couldn't help myself

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    they should be prepared. they need to clean them self. Next time tell them if they are not clean(if there is a next)
    if they are not clean that there will be not fucking.
    You watch how quickly there learn to clean them self...

    that is uncalled for.

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    Re: Top and poop on my dick

    You know, I've recently had a bout with this unfortunate situation myself, and I hate to say it is a COMPLETE mood killer. I mean, I'm not that confident of a top, anyway--I have a big dick, so it seems like it's expected of me, and bottoming for me has always fucking hurt. So what else am I going to do?

    But topping is so much to deal with--there's the condom, and the lube, and the being able to stay hard inside the condom, and the being nearly insensate with a condom on (tried several different types--don't feel much through ANY of them). And then, after all of that, I strike oil.

    I think I can deal with everything but that last part and still enjoy it somewhat--I like that I can get a guy off, even if it's not as pleasurable for me. Once that happens, though, I'm done.

    My problem is that I just can't think of any way to broach the subject with a partner either before OR after in a delicate manner. All I can think to ask is something generic like, "are you ready for me?" and if the answer is yes, ask, "are you suuuure?" with a quizzical look. Even then, he'll probably think I'm asking if he's lubed/relaxed; and if he does get the hint, there's the chance that he'll be offended.

    Sometimes I really wish I enjoyed boobies and pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marleyisalegend View Post
    Next time that shit (no pun) happens, slap the bottom in the back of the head and tell him that shit is nasty. I guarantee it won't happen again.
    Which is kind of the problem, isn't it? If someone were to do that to me, he'd have more to worry about than poop on his dick. And he'd certainly never get laid again by me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noelie View Post
    Apparently if you put some lube in the (ribbed especially) condom then you'll feel something.

    Doesn't work for me. I precum a lot, and adding lube--well, it just gets too slippery inside. Makes it less pleasurable and makes it more likely the condom will slide off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F22-Raptor View Post
    Some here say the bottom has to prep=douche, but many have been saying that douching is not healthy, and that only "healthy diet, and a dump" will do the magic. I'm not so convinced on this advice. So will there ever be a damn clear answer on this issue?
    There are a few topics where there are such strong opinions that it is difficult to get an answer.

    The "middle-of-the-road" answer is that most of the time, douching isn't necessary. Most of these accidents happen because there is stool in the rectum. Stool isn't just sitting there waiting to come out all of the time. In a person with normal bowel function, stool collects on the right side of the large intestine. When you feel like you need to need to take a dump, it's because the stool has moved to the left side where the large intestine connects to your rectum.

    In cases where you've had a big meal or you don't have a enough fiber in your diet, it is possible that you will have stool in your rectum. If you get fucked at this time, you can have some leakage or your partner can get shit on your dick. But most of the time, the stuff that gets on your condom is mucus not stool.

    In most instances, taking a dump, showering and cleaning with a washcloth is usually enough get you clean.

    However, if you are really stressed out about the topic, then douche. It's a lot more practical to run all the water up your ass that you need get over that fear of poop so that you can enjoy a good fucking.

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    Ooh, no way!

    If I'm the bottom (which I frequently am), I would be so embarrassed if my ass wasn't clean and odor-free for the guy with me.

    I know all about the stories saying it's not healthy to douche. It's not like I do it every day!

    If anything spontaneous happens, then there will be no anal sex. There are plenty other ways to enjoy another man!

    I love this product:

    http://dynadouche.com/

    And no, my shower doesn't get all messy with shit. I use the commode first! This is just finishing what nature leaves behind.


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    Re: Top and poop on my dick

    c'mon! ur sticking ur dick in someone's ass! what do u expect? its like sticking ur cock in someone's mouth and telling them there better not be any slobber on it...yes, shit is gross...but ur sticking ur dick in an ass! it's part of the territory.

    douching leads to irritation of the rectal membrane...this irritation, in the unlikely chance of a condom rupture, would welcome any disease in the semen.

    Bottoms, protect yourselves. Douching really is UNNECESSARY. If your top is trippin about shit, then I think you need another top.

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    Dynadouche..... i get it. Great for men, great for woman. It can be used by couples. Up looks like a great product. But what the hell was with the guy/ with a cow boy hat and a stuffed bunny. I thought i was the only one that had the MR.B plushie fantasy.

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    Who cares if you're putting your dick in an ass. Shit is a turn off to most and is unsanitary. It's not hard to take a dump and a shower before hand. I'm pretty versatile but when I plan on being the bottom, I dump, shower, and finger to make sure. It's really inconsiderate not to and if it ever happened to me, I would either throw them out or leave immediately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbzoot
    Sometimes I really wish I enjoyed boobies and pussy.
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    You've never fucked a girl on her period, have you?
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    Pulling your dick out of a vajayjay and it looking like a vampire blew you is no picnic either!
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    Re: Top and poop on my dick

    Quote Originally Posted by DANNO View Post
    ..... there is no excuse why you can't take 3 minutes to clean everything up and out! lol
    3 minutes? sometimes it takes me 30 minutes and the water still dont goes out clean Am i doing something wrong or .... maybe i'm cleaning too deep...

    Anyway, when i know there's going to be the sex, both should be prepared - showers, shaved, bottom cleaned from inside.. but it happens that a guy just come to chat with me and drink some spirits and we end fucking and in that case i dont really care about a bit of shit. I would mind having it directly on my dick, but having condom on, it's no problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by igamenir View Post
    3 minutes? sometimes it takes me 30 minutes and the water still dont goes out clean Am i doing something wrong or .... maybe i'm cleaning too deep...
    You've discovered one of the problems with douching- it can actually stimulate the bowel and can make the situation worse. If you want to continue to douche, you might want to try a smaller volume of water.

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    "Dynadouche"

    shouldn't this product be available in any plumbing store ?

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    In my modest experience with douching, I found that it brought out stuff that wasn't ready to come out in the first place. I frequently bottom, and it's rare that I have a situation like that described above. In general, since I don't agree that douching is required for anal sex, I make sure I'm empty (ie. that I don't have to use the toilet) and I wash with soap and water. Also, I like to stick a finger inside to get it as clean as possible. Beyond that, I don't think douching is necessary.

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    Eww. The poop situation is a major turn off. I wouldn't be able to look at the person the same.

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    quote:
    "In fact it's rare that I'm completely clean even after going to the bathroom"

    so porn stars lick asses also lick abit of poo !!!!
    I still think anal hole isn't a sex organ.

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    Re: Top and poop on my dick

    Never tried douching before. Read some horror stories about it, and decided not to try.

    Sounds like your guys aren't getting enough fiber in their diets, which is probably true of most people. This may sound strange, but I'd suggest Metamusil. I drink a glass everyday at breakfast, and I can pretty much eat whatever I want and not have issues. I find it a heck of a lot easier than trying to get the outrageous amount of fiber that's suggested.

    Other than that, just make sure they've taken a poop recently, cleaned the outside well, and tried a tester finger. Most guys with some experience will also know if it's a good or bad time for them. If there are still issues, well, your ass is for shitting, get over it. Keep a towel nearby, and if you get turned off, stop, clean up and do something else. There's more to gay sex than anal.

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    If you fucked his ear instead you'd risk ear wax.

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    EAAARRRRRR WAXXXXXX!

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    Health food stores often have dehydrated vegetable pills that contain broccli/alphalpha and a bunch of other green vegetables. My doc recently had me taking this with my multivitamin and it made a huge difference, not to get to graphic but now I just sit and it all comes out very easy and I'm pretty empty down there now. I'd suggest this route, cause it will also be good for your overall health. Your never going to be able to eat all the fiber you need to eat unless you start eating broccli at every meal. If your eating well then I have hard time believing anything is still up in there after a dump.
    How can douching be good for you to do that often? and how damn inconvienent?

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    Also drink plenty of WATER.. that can make a huge difference on how clean you are.

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    Yes, eat lots of fibre. It'll add bulk to your stool. If you're poop is all in bits and pieces, it probably means you need more fibre. As a result, you might never be "fully" empty after a bowel movement. The solid type of poops are most rewarding!

    Nasty but true.

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    Re: Top and poop on my dick

    I'm a virgin so i have no experience with shit in other guy's asses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gay boy 123 View Post
    I'm a virgin so i have no experience with shit in other guy's asses.
    Well, thank you for the excellent contribution to this thread!

    Christ...

    I'm going to be blunt. Anyone replying saying us tops need to lighten up, you're fucking nasty. To the original poster, um, you're having REALLY bad luck. I've had plenty of anal sex (topping) and have had a tiny bit of shit on the tip of a condom maybe TWICE, and that was with a boyfriend when we would be fucking all the time. Bottoms: either prepare, or if it is spontaneous, don't. fucking. bottom. We don't like having shit on our cocks. That's gross.

    Thanks,
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    Re: Top and poop on my dick

    A rose is still a rose by any other name.....and so is an asshole.

    There are ways to "prevent" this from happening as can be foung on the Health and Wellness Forums.

    It is a fact that if you indeed "Douch" too much, your body will become dependant on it (even it is just water). So you will need to douch everything.

    Also common sense says don't have intercourse when you have to use the restroom.(but that is the bottoms responsibility)

    It is an unpleasant suprise and i asure you that the bottom is just as embarassed at the top.

    A little tip for you may be to have a dark towl to wipe yourself off on or to take the condom off with to help remove the "Ick' Factor

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    I am a bottom. I douche and shower before sex. I figure if my guy is going to rim my ass and fuck me to orgasm, then I can at least have the courtesy to be clean for him, inside and out.

    I have read the information on how to "be clean" without douching. I have practiced this technique with dildos. I still find shit. I may not be getting enough fiber, but I still find shit.

    So, until I learn of a better way of cleaning myself for my guy, I will continue to douche. I figure that I owe him that must respect.

    You may want to check out this link for more information.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale


    One more thing, just found this on Webmd.com

    "Bulking agents, such as bran or psyllium (found in Metamucil, for example) ease constipation by increasing the volume of stool and making it easier to pass. Regular use of bulking agents is safe and helps make them more effective."

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    One more thing, just found this on Webmd.com

    "Bulking agents, such as bran or psyllium (found in Metamucil, for example) ease constipation by increasing the volume of stool and making it easier to pass. Regular use of bulking agents is safe and helps make them more effective."
    I don't think anyone saying fiber(which is what bran is) is bad.

    Edit: Also taking a Fiber Supplement and sprayin water into your anus are 2 different things, if you are trying to compare them

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    Re: Top and poop on my dick

    This thread reminded me of a thing i experienced; i was at a bar, met this guy, really really cute. I took him home we were both pretty drunk. I still wore a condom. He was riding my dick, we were having great sex, all of a sudden It felt warm and smelled so horrible! I looked at him and he was like, just go with it papi just go with it. I did about two more thrusts, I pulled out and he hershey squirted all over me, my bed, sheets and everything it was the worst experience of my life!! I look back now and I laugh, it cost me a bed new sheets! I told my friends about it, now everytime something nasty comes up in a conversation they just tell me "just go with it, just go with it" when i walked out of the shower he was passed out in a puddle of crap. I went to the other bedroom and passed out. The next morning I heard him running around he took some of my clothes, left a I'm sorry note and doesnt say hi to me anymore lol! shouldnt I be the one thats pissed off?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by balls2thawall View Post
    This thread reminded me of a thing i experienced; i was at a bar, met this guy, really really cute. I took him home we were both pretty drunk. I still wore a condom. He was riding my dick, we were having great sex, all of a sudden It felt warm and smelled so horrible! I looked at him and he was like, just go with it papi just go with it. I did about two more thrusts, I pulled out and he hershey squirted all over me, my bed, sheets and everything it was the worst experience of my life!! I look back now and I laugh, it cost me a bed new sheets! I told my friends about it, now everytime something nasty comes up in a conversation they just tell me "just go with it, just go with it" when i walked out of the shower he was passed out in a puddle of crap. I went to the other bedroom and passed out. The next morning I heard him running around he took some of my clothes, left a I'm sorry note and doesnt say hi to me anymore lol! shouldnt I be the one thats pissed off?!?
    I love it! Funny story!

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    ewwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by balls2thawall View Post
    he was like, just go with it papi just go with it. I did about two more thrusts, I pulled out and he hershey squirted all over me, my bed, sheets and everything it was the worst experience of my life!!
    I actually lol'ed at this anecdote. "Just go with it papi"
    "Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by torontoguy22 View Post
    In my modest experience with douching, I found that it brought out stuff that wasn't ready to come out in the first place. I frequently bottom, and it's rare that I have a situation like that described above. In general, since I don't agree that douching is required for anal sex, I make sure I'm empty (ie. that I don't have to use the toilet) and I wash with soap and water. Also, I like to stick a finger inside to get it as clean as possible. Beyond that, I don't think douching is necessary.
    UGH! GROSS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by balls2thawall View Post
    This thread reminded me of a thing i experienced; i was at a bar, met this guy, really really cute. I took him home we were both pretty drunk. I still wore a condom. He was riding my dick, we were having great sex, all of a sudden It felt warm and smelled so horrible! I looked at him and he was like, just go with it papi just go with it. I did about two more thrusts, I pulled out and he hershey squirted all over me, my bed, sheets and everything it was the worst experience of my life!! I look back now and I laugh, it cost me a bed new sheets! I told my friends about it, now everytime something nasty comes up in a conversation they just tell me "just go with it, just go with it" when i walked out of the shower he was passed out in a puddle of crap. I went to the other bedroom and passed out. The next morning I heard him running around he took some of my clothes, left a I'm sorry note and doesnt say hi to me anymore lol! shouldnt I be the one thats pissed off?!?
    huh?

    WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PPL!!

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    Re: Top and poop on my dick

    My overweight ex-friend with a mustache and stinky vagina giving me head helps my appetite better than this fucking thread.

    i wanna fuck, but sure as hell ain't gon' be no chocolatey goodness coming out of my netherregions. bun dat lip gloss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inlovewithblair View Post
    UGH! GROSS!
    I'll come over with some Mr. Vim or OxyClean to give you a hand!

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    Quote Originally Posted by balls2thawall View Post
    This thread reminded me of a thing i experienced; i was at a bar, met this guy, really really cute. I took him home we were both pretty drunk. I still wore a condom. He was riding my dick, we were having great sex, all of a sudden It felt warm and smelled so horrible! I looked at him and he was like, just go with it papi just go with it. I did about two more thrusts, I pulled out and he hershey squirted all over me, my bed, sheets and everything it was the worst experience of my life!! I look back now and I laugh, it cost me a bed new sheets! I told my friends about it, now everytime something nasty comes up in a conversation they just tell me "just go with it, just go with it" when i walked out of the shower he was passed out in a puddle of crap. I went to the other bedroom and passed out. The next morning I heard him running around he took some of my clothes, left a I'm sorry note and doesnt say hi to me anymore lol! shouldnt I be the one thats pissed off?!?
    I can't believe that bottom had the nerve to tell you to "go with it" while he was using your bed as a public fucking washroom! I wouldn't be surprised if he pissed in your cheerios and spat in your fish tank!

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    Re: Top and poop on my dick

    From the way read posts Any guys grow up on internet or they all suddenly discover a guys got asshole and cock when they need guy to fuck?
    Like Gay guys come prepared to fit into the mind sets of those looking to ( try ) it out?

    Go buy blow up sex doll maybe they sell them as bottoms or tops or even versatile with coffee machine

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    bottoms - don't mess with your intestinal chemistry with daily douching. occasionally, OK. instead, eat fiber and drink plenty of water and you won't have shit in your rectum for quite a while after you dump. washcloth and finger check are all you need

    if your stools are loose because of something out of the ordinary (you're sick, just feasted at Hurry Curry or Mexican Mama's, or drank 5,000 cosmopolitans the night before), it's likely there will be shit in your rectum shortly after you dump. even douching is not going to change that.

    tops - get used to having shit on your dick every now and then. if it REALLY bugs you, talk to your lover about it so he knows to give you the heads up.

    as with all things, direct, tactful communication is the way to go on this

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    My bi meter just took one hell of a swing to the hetero side.

    Menstrual flow...not a problem anymore baby.

    Sorry, I was not expecting anything quite so explicit or graphic...even thought someone might have a story with a humourous twist...well, it was twisted all right

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    I have never run into that problem with the guys that have topped me, since I always make sure that I am clean. It'd be embarising otherwise.

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    This info is from the STICKY thread: All About Ass.

    Getting clean down there for anal sex
    Step 1 – warm shower, gently clean around the outside.

    Step 2 – You’re done!

    That’s right, if you have a normal healthy bowel habit you are now clean. There is no need for enemas or douches. In fact an enema or douche can cause more problems than they solve and have been implicated in the increased transmission of STIs (inc HIV).

    In order to understand why you need to understand the normal physiology of the lower bowel.

    The upper bowel (stomach & small bowel) is responsible for the breakdown and absorption of the nutrients of the food you eat. The by product is then moved into the large colon where the main function is the absorption of water, on a daily basis 1.5-2.5 litres of water enter the large bowel and only 100-200ml leaves as faeces.

    Faeces do not constantly enter the rectum, instead they accumulate in the last segment of the colon (sigmoid) and are moved on mass into the rectum. On arrival pressure sensors notify the brain of the need to defecate and when socially appropriate you do so. The rectum is lined with mucus secreting glands which coat the outside of the faeces with a thin slippery coating in order to ensure the smooth departure of the faeces without residue.

    So, all functioning normally, between bowel motions your rectum should already be clean and empty. A normal person needs to go for a bowel motion between three times a day and once every three days.

    Whilst we are here, please don’t scrub your bum clean with loo paper. It is abrasive and ends up grinding faeces into the skin of the bum causing irritation. You are best to wipe away the worst with the toilet paper, and then use a bidet, shower or a moist wipe to gently remove the rest. Your bum will thank you.

    So why do enemas exist?

    Enemas were created as a temporary solution to the medical problem of constipation.

    Unfortunately in the early 1900s two fashionable ideas saw their use spread to the general population. Firstly, the idea that regulating your child bowels through the use of regular enemas would reduce masturbation (myth). Second, that regulating your own bowels through the use of enemas would avoid the need to go during socially inconvenient times (terribly important when you want to impress the well to do!).

    This second idea revealed the downsides of interfering in your normal bowel function. Overuse of enemas results in the bowel failing to function normally and you become dependant on them.

    For gay men, the belief in enemas and douching stems from the urban myth that the rectum is constantly full of faeces and that anal sex = poo pushing. Poor diets and poor bowel habits only reinforced this fallacious need.

    During insertion of a douche or enema trauma to the rectal tissues can occur resulting in pain during anal intercourse. Additionally the chemicals of a douche can cause a low-grade irritation that only becomes obvious during anal intercourse. It may be that you don’t enjoy anal sex because you’ve douched!

    “But I only use water.” Using water only still removes the mucus lining of the rectum that may have a protective function. A number of commonly available sexual lubricants have been shown to cause irritation of the rectal tissues and an intact mucus layer reduces this.

    There are a limited number of studies that show an increased risk of STI transmission following douching (mainly HIV & hepatitis studies). There are a larger number of studies that show microscopic damage to the rectal mucosa following douching and from this there is biological plausibility for the concern about probable increased risk of STI transmission.

    The recent abandonment of a microbiocide study (for vaginal intercourse) due to increased transmission of HIV from microscopic changes induced by a chemical that seemed quite safe reinforces the concern and biological plausibility that douching could lead to an increased risk of STI transmission.

    So how do I get a healthy normal bowel habit?

    The biggest causes of retained faeces within the rectum are the prolonged delay in defecation once the rectum is full, and inadequate dietary fibre from the consumption of over processed foods.

    As stated above in the section on the normal functioning of the bowel the rectum has pressure sensors to notify the brain once a load is ready and waiting. These pressure sensors are so fine-tuned they can tell the difference between gas (a fart) and solid, so that you know when you can safely relax your sphincters without shitting yourself. Prolonged delays in defecating once the rectum is full leads to overstretching of these sensors and they lose their sensitivity and fail to let you know that there is still some faeces in the rectum.

    So, you are best to go crap shortly after the message reaches your brain of the need. Delaying this causes problems. (As does trying to force shit out when it is not time to go – piles often follow this futile act.)

    Dietary fibre comes from whole grain breads & cereals (not over processed fluff!) and lots of fresh fruit and vegetables.

    Although fluids are mentioned in all discussions on constipation their contribution is usually minor unless you are chronically dehydrated. An adult only needs a minimum of one litre of fluid a day for normal function of all their organ systems; this includes tea, coffee and other beverages. (The belief that water only counts is an urban myth.)
    Andrew

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    I've pretty much decided I DON'T have normal bowel function. No amount of dieting/fiber/supplements/stool softener really helps. My diet does get rid of my constipation, but in its place all I have is sticky walltack shit that I can spend an hour wiping away with wet wipes.

    I also can never take a FULL dump. No matter what amount, consistency, or delay there will ALWAYS be remainder left in my rectum. I can again spend an hour pushing turtle heads in and out of my asshole, with them splitting off in halves over and over causing me to have to spend even more time pushing. One day I said fuck it and just started doing enemas. Everything comes out at once with no problem.

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    Hmmm.. I'm bottom and if I knew that something was wrong I would be very upset. It's very uncomfortable for bottom when shit happens. that's my opinion. I eat a diet wealth in fiber and it works. I think everyone individually needs to achieve some experience in this. It's simple, when I "feel" that i'm not clean i go douch, but it's rare situation. In my whole life I guess I had only 3 times these bad accidents. Definitely bottoms should be aware of this. It's very mean and offensive to tops haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by ANDORYUU View Post
    This info is from the STICKY thread: All About Ass.

    Getting clean down there for anal sex
    Step 1 – warm shower, gently clean around the outside.

    Step 2 – You’re done!

    That’s right, if you have a normal healthy bowel habit you are now clean. There is no need for enemas or douches. In fact an enema or douche can cause more problems than they solve and have been implicated in the increased transmission of STIs (inc HIV).

    In order to understand why you need to understand the normal physiology of the lower bowel.

    The upper bowel (stomach & small bowel) is responsible for the breakdown and absorption of the nutrients of the food you eat. The by product is then moved into the large colon where the main function is the absorption of water, on a daily basis 1.5-2.5 litres of water enter the large bowel and only 100-200ml leaves as faeces.

    Faeces do not constantly enter the rectum, instead they accumulate in the last segment of the colon (sigmoid) and are moved on mass into the rectum. On arrival pressure sensors notify the brain of the need to defecate and when socially appropriate you do so. The rectum is lined with mucus secreting glands which coat the outside of the faeces with a thin slippery coating in order to ensure the smooth departure of the faeces without residue.

    So, all functioning normally, between bowel motions your rectum should already be clean and empty. A normal person needs to go for a bowel motion between three times a day and once every three days.

    Whilst we are here, please don’t scrub your bum clean with loo paper. It is abrasive and ends up grinding faeces into the skin of the bum causing irritation. You are best to wipe away the worst with the toilet paper, and then use a bidet, shower or a moist wipe to gently remove the rest. Your bum will thank you.

    So why do enemas exist?

    Enemas were created as a temporary solution to the medical problem of constipation.

    Unfortunately in the early 1900s two fashionable ideas saw their use spread to the general population. Firstly, the idea that regulating your child bowels through the use of regular enemas would reduce masturbation (myth). Second, that regulating your own bowels through the use of enemas would avoid the need to go during socially inconvenient times (terribly important when you want to impress the well to do!).

    This second idea revealed the downsides of interfering in your normal bowel function. Overuse of enemas results in the bowel failing to function normally and you become dependant on them.

    For gay men, the belief in enemas and douching stems from the urban myth that the rectum is constantly full of faeces and that anal sex = poo pushing. Poor diets and poor bowel habits only reinforced this fallacious need.

    During insertion of a douche or enema trauma to the rectal tissues can occur resulting in pain during anal intercourse. Additionally the chemicals of a douche can cause a low-grade irritation that only becomes obvious during anal intercourse. It may be that you don’t enjoy anal sex because you’ve douched!

    “But I only use water.” Using water only still removes the mucus lining of the rectum that may have a protective function. A number of commonly available sexual lubricants have been shown to cause irritation of the rectal tissues and an intact mucus layer reduces this.

    There are a limited number of studies that show an increased risk of STI transmission following douching (mainly HIV & hepatitis studies). There are a larger number of studies that show microscopic damage to the rectal mucosa following douching and from this there is biological plausibility for the concern about probable increased risk of STI transmission.

    The recent abandonment of a microbiocide study (for vaginal intercourse) due to increased transmission of HIV from microscopic changes induced by a chemical that seemed quite safe reinforces the concern and biological plausibility that douching could lead to an increased risk of STI transmission.

    So how do I get a healthy normal bowel habit?

    The biggest causes of retained faeces within the rectum are the prolonged delay in defecation once the rectum is full, and inadequate dietary fibre from the consumption of over processed foods.

    As stated above in the section on the normal functioning of the bowel the rectum has pressure sensors to notify the brain once a load is ready and waiting. These pressure sensors are so fine-tuned they can tell the difference between gas (a fart) and solid, so that you know when you can safely relax your sphincters without shitting yourself. Prolonged delays in defecating once the rectum is full leads to overstretching of these sensors and they lose their sensitivity and fail to let you know that there is still some faeces in the rectum.

    So, you are best to go crap shortly after the message reaches your brain of the need. Delaying this causes problems. (As does trying to force shit out when it is not time to go – piles often follow this futile act.)

    Dietary fibre comes from whole grain breads & cereals (not over processed fluff!) and lots of fresh fruit and vegetables.

    Although fluids are mentioned in all discussions on constipation their contribution is usually minor unless you are chronically dehydrated. An adult only needs a minimum of one litre of fluid a day for normal function of all their organ systems; this includes tea, coffee and other beverages. (The belief that water only counts is an urban myth.)
    I tend to hold my poop when I'm out for long periods of time for when I get home. I have a problem with pooping in public, I find it disgusting. What should I do to get over this fear of public pooping?

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    ^Anyone???

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    This thread has TMI, repeat TMI smeared all over it and even a Big Rig trailer full of

    Sani-wipes or barrels of Lysol could help. Where is the vomit frownie??






    T. M. I.

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    Maybe a little friend hunt but not to the degree these tales tell.

    Guess I'll die a semi virgin but with a full stomach...lol

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    I remember reading this thread over a year ago and I still consider it the funniest Internet conversation I've ever read! Hilarious! Especially the last page.

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