slap andy
fuck nick
marry john
Billy Brown
Billy Magnussen
Billy Burke
slap andy
fuck nick
marry john
Billy Brown
Billy Magnussen
Billy Burke
FUCK- Billy Brown
MARRY- Billy Burke
SLAP- Billy Magnussen
Montgomery Clift- ("Red River", "A Place In the Sun")
James Dean- ("Rebel without a Cause")
Rock Hudson- ("Giant", "Written on the Wind")
Fuck: James Dean
Marry: Rock Hudson
Slap: Clift
Raoul Bova
David Gandy
Joseph Sayers
Fuck David
Marry Joseph
Slap Raoul
Actually I've never heard of any of them so I had to google. Joseph is hot!!!
Now - the next 3 are:
Matt Keeslar
Brad Rowe
Jared Leto
marry - Matt Keeslar
slap - Brad Rowe
fuck - Jared Leto
Colin Farrell
Clive Owen
Tom Welling
Fuck: Colin Farrell
Marry: Clive Owen
Slap: Tom Welling
Johnny Depp
Michael Pitt
Adrien Brody
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."
Fuck: Pitt
Marry: Depp
Slap: Brody (sorry Adrien!)
Ron Howard
Henry Winkler
The guy who played Ralph Malph
fuck; henry winker
marry; rin howard
slap; guy who was ralph
roman heart
banjamin bradley
reesr rideout
Hot and Horny
fuck Reese
marry Bradley
slap Roman
A trio of Heroes: Zachary Quinto, Sendhil Ramamurthy, James Kyson Lee
[for me: slap, fuck, marry in that order]
Wasnt Montgomery Clift a great looking gay guy in his era............and as for James Dean.......well.....
Slap James
Fuck Sendhil
Marry Zachary
Mine;
James Marsden
Jensen Ackles
Kelvin Fletcher
Fuck - Jensen
Marry - James
Slap - Kelvin
FUCK - James Marsden
MARRY - Jensen Ackles
SLAP - Kelvin Fletcher
Mine;
Jake Gyllenhaal
Hugh Jackman
Paul Walker
(I'd FUCK: Paul, MARRY: Jake and SLAP: Hugh (but i still love him))
OH MAN!!!I wanna marry Hugh and Jake.
What to do?!?
Forced choice:
Fuck Jake
Marry Hugh
Slap Paul
Three More Heroes:
Adrian Pasdar
Gary Grunberg
Nicholas D'Agosto
d marry David, fuck Gerard, and slap Zac.
definately slap Zac
I would slap David Boreanaz, fuck Gerard Butler and marry Zac Effron.
Jude Law
Clive Owen
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
FUCK - Jude Law
MARRY - Clive Owen
SLAP - Jonathan Rhys Meyers (never really did it for me)
Okay guys, what about THE DEPARTED boys'...
Matt Damon
Leonardo DiCaprio
Mark Wahlberg
(I'd F- Mark, M- Leo, S- Damon)
Marry Matt
fuck Mark
Beat the living shit out of dorkaprio, then put him out of the world's misery.
David Henrie
Aaron Carter
Bobby Edner
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Fuck: Aaron Carter
Marry: David Henrie
Slap: Bobby Edner
Stephen Colbert
Patrick Wilson
Takeshi Kaneshiro
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."
Fuck Takeshi
Marry Patrick
Slap Stephen
Next set:
Matt Long
Roman Sebrle
Sakis Rouvas
Fuck matt long
MArry roman sebrle
Slap sakis rouvas
Zac Efron
Vin Diesl
Pete Wentz
Fuck: Vin Diesl
MARRY: Zac Efron
Slap: Pete Wentz
Daniel Bruhl
Ryan Kwanten
Chace Crawford
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."
Marry Ryan
Fuck Daniel
Bitchslap the hell out of Chase.
David Gallagher
Erik von Detten
Zac Efron
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Fuck: Erik von Detten
MARRY: Zac Efron
Slap: David Gallagher
Jason Mewes
Keanu Reeces
Michael Pitt
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."
hey, gyllenhaal'd!
FUCK- Michael Pitt
MARRY: Kean Reeves (as he looked in SPEED)
SLAP- Jason Mewes
(the latest male Oscar winners)
Sean Penn
Heath Ledger
Javier Bardem
(I'd F- Sean/ M- Heath/ S- (forgive me) Javier)
Marry Sean Penn for his money
Fuck Javier to death
Slap Heath for being dead (what are you a Necro?)
Devon Sawa
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Wil Horneff
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Fuck: Wil Horneff
Marry: Devon Sawa
Slap: Johnathan Taylor Thomas
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Brian Krause
Sean Maguire
Billy Bob Thornton
Down on your knees and open wide!
Fuck: Brian Krause
Marry: Sean Maguire
Slap: Billy Bob Thornton
Emile Hirsch
Gerard Way
Mads Mikkelsen
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."
Fuck Gerard
Marry Mads
Slap Emile
Jack Gyllenhaal
Brad Pitt
Zac Efron
Fuck: Zac Efron
Marry: Jack Gyllenhaal
Slap: Brad Pitt
Nick Jonas
Joe Francis
Tony Leung
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."
SLAP Joe Francis
MARRY Tony Leung
SEND TO SCHOOL Nick Jonas
Three More Heroes:
Adrian Pasdar
Gary Grunberg
Nicholas D'Agosto
FUCK James Marsden
MARRY Raoul Bova mmmmmm
SLAP Brandon Flowers
Ryan Kwanten
Lee Pace
Benjamin Bratt
Hmm none of them are great but:
Fuck Benjamin Bratt
Marry Ryan Kwanten
Slap Lee Pace
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Milo Ventimiglia
Jensen Ackles
Seann William Scott
Mary Jensen (we'd keep his co-star Jared as our bitch)
Fuck Milo
Slap the shit out of Seann
Next 3:
David Henrie
Cody Linley
Joe Jonas?
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Fuck: Joe Jonas
Marry: David Henrie
Slap: Cody Linley
Emile Hirsch
Mark Ruffalo
Daniel Day-Lewis
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."
Fuck: Daniel Day-Lewis
Marry: Mark Ruffalo
Slap: Emile Hirsch
Nathan Fillion
Eric Mabius
Jason Behr
Being powerful is like being a man. If you have to tell someone you are, you most assuredly are not. ~ Stolen and Edited from Margaret Thatcher
Fuck: Sean Harmon
Marry: Chris Colfer
Slap: Cory Monteith
Andrew VanWyngarden
Brandon Flowers
Ezra Koenig
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."
Fuck: Jonny Wilkinson
Marry: Ben James Ellis
Slap: Danny Cipriani
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Jason Jones
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."
Eww...
Fuck: Jason Jones
Marry: Jon Stewart (a sexless marriage I hope)
Slap: Stephen Colbert
A Gossip Girl one:
Penn Badgley
Chace Crawford
Ed Westwick
Penn Badgley Marry
Chance Crawford Fuck
Ed Westwick Slap
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Homer Simpson
Peter Griffin
Fred Flintstone
Fuck: Fred Flintstone
Marry: Homer Simpson
Slap: Peter Griffin
Joel McHale
Joaquin Phoenix
Adam Levine
"Somewhere over the rainbow..."
Fuck: Adam Levine
Marry: Joaquin Phoenix
Slap: Joel McHale
Batman
Superman
Spiderman
Fuck Batman
Marry Spiderman
Slap Superman
John Doe
Jane Doe
Doe the dear (the female dear)
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
John Doe
Jane Doe
Doe the dear (the female dear)
Paul Guilfoyle
Tony Shalhoub
Anthony John Denison