^This is a hard one. Ummm.
Since I can't please my heart, I'll please my wallet.
Fuck Rob Thomas
Marry Justin Timberlake (Ka-CHING!)
Slap Brandon Flowers
Charlie Sheen
Kevin James (King of Queens)
Freddie Prinze Jr.
^This is a hard one. Ummm.
Since I can't please my heart, I'll please my wallet.
Fuck Rob Thomas
Marry Justin Timberlake (Ka-CHING!)
Slap Brandon Flowers
Charlie Sheen
Kevin James (King of Queens)
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Charlie Sheen- Slap
Kevin James- Fuck
Freddie Prinze Jr- Marry
Robert Clark
Daniel Clark
Ross Thomas
Fuck Daniel, marry Robert, slap Ross.
Jake Thomas
Richard Thomas
Kleo Thomas
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
M-Jake Thomas
F- Richard Thomas
S- Khleo Thomas
even tho i dont know who Khleo or jake are...
I'd also
Fuck Ryan Kwanten (true Blood) cause fuckin look at his fine ass...
Marry Chris Evans ( London) cause i'd love to wake up next to him everyday
Slap Ross Thomas (Shelter) cause well he's hot so just cause, lol
Robert Downey Jr. ( Ironman)
Brad Rowe (Shelter)
Colin Farrell ( Alexander)
Robert Downey Jr- Slap
Brad Rowe- Marry
Colin Farrell- Fuck
Chris Fountain
Andrew Lincoln
Rupert Penry Jones
Fuck - Rupert Penry Jones
Slap - Chris Fountain
Marry - Andrew Lincoln
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Guy Richie
Sean William Scott
James Purefoy
Down on your knees and open wide!
Marry Sean since i'd be able to fuck him everyday.
Fuck James.
Slap Guy.
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Carson Daly
Eric Mabius
James Roday
FUCK... Eric Mabius
MARRY... Carson Daly
SLAP... James Roday
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George Clooney
Jake Gyllenhaal
Clive Owen
Soo tough!
Fuck Jake Gyllenhaal
Marry Clive Owen
Slap George Clooney
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Chris Evans
Matthew Fox
Wentworth Miller
marry chad
fuck eddie
slap james
EMILE HIRSCH
JAMES FRANCO
NICK STAHL
Marry James
Fuck Nick
Slap Emile
David Archuleta
David Henrie
David Gallagher
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Let's see...I'd fuck Archuleta
Marry Henrie
& Slap Gallagher...
Here are my three choices
Joe Jonas
Jensen Ackles
Jesse Metcalfe
If I had to choose I'd fuck Metcalfe
Marry Jensen...1 of my fave new hotties...love him!! :P
Slap Joe...not that I don't like him, but it was a hard decision, but I knew that I would like to marry Jensen!!![]()
marry: Eli Manning
fuck: Hugh Jackman
slap: perez hilton
Thanks for your donations to Matthew Shepard. Total raised was over 10k. RIP Tyler.
Slap Aaron Carter
Fuck Jesse McCartney
Marry Kevin Jonas
Jared Padalecki
Eric Mabius
Mitch Hewer
Fuck - my man
Marry - my man - done
Bitch slap - Sarah Palin, Eric Cantor, John Boehner, Judd Gregg, Bobby Jindal, Michael Steele, Bill 0'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and anyone that works for Fox News or any other conservatives with an evil agenda. Last but not least: Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush![]()
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
"Jesse McCartney
Wil Wheaton
Haley Joel Osment"
Hmmm...Fuck Jesse, Marry Wil and slap Haley
New ones:
Christopher Meloni
Dave Annable
Ashton Kutchner
Fuck Christopher (and how!:P), Marry Dave (awww, so sweet)
Slap the living hell out of Ashton (he annoys me, lol...hot body, though, lol)...
Marry: Dave
Fuck: Christopher
Slap: Ashton ( hes hot but kinda annoying)
My turn:
Brandon Boyd
Chris Carrabba
Pete Wentz
fuck colin farrel
marry dominc cooper
slap jamie bamber or rupert penry jones
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Fuck: Pete Wentz
Marry: Chris Carrabba
Slap: Brandon Boyd
Jordan Knight
Joey McIntire
Donnie Wahlberg
Fuck James
Marry Kerr
Slap Josh and make him my bitch
Elijah Wood
Macaulay Culkin
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Fuck Macaulay
Marry JTT
Slap Elijah.
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David Faustino
Zachery Ty Bryan
Matt Dallas
Fuck David
Marry Matt
Slap Zack (he shoulda done a gay porno with JTT and released it but he didn't!)
JTT
Devon Sawa
Scott Bairstow
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Marry: JTT
Slap: Devon Sawa
Fuck: Scott Bairstow
Nick Zano
Kevin Jonas
Joe Jonas
Slap- Joe Jonas
Fuck- Kevin Jonas (bleh, I'm probably the only gay guy who ISN'T attracted to either of them)
Marry- Nick Zano
Manly rock star edition
Chris Cornell
Evil Jared Hasselhoff
Henry Rollins
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Fuck - Evil Jared Hasselhoff
Marry - Chris Cornell
Slap - Henry Rollins
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Justin Timberlake
Robin Thicke
James Blunt
Marry: Justin Timberlake
Fuck: Robin Thicke
Slap: James Blunt
Zac Efron
Lucas Grabeel
Corbin Bleu
Marry: Zac
Fuck: Corbin
Slap: Lucas
R&B Edition
Usher
Ne-Yo
D'Angelo
Fuck: Chris Evans
Marry: Brad Pitt
Slap: Paris Hilton
Marry Paul
Fuck the HELL out of Hayden's cute ass.
Slap Jay.
Then slap Paul and especially Hayden just for the fun of it.
Connor Paolo
Trevor Morgan
Joshua Jackson
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Fuck: Connor Paolo
Slap: Trevor Morgan
Marry: Joshua Jackson
My 3 are:
Jesse McCartney
Jesse Metcalfe
Jesse Bradford
Fuck Bradford
Marry Metcalfe
slap McCartney until he pisses his pants like the cowardly little bitch that he is, then let Metcalfe and Bradford fight over who gets to kick the shit out of him.
David Henrie
David DeLuise
David Gallagher
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Marry: David Henrie
Fuck: David DeLuise
Slap: David Gallagher
My 3 choices are:
Cody Linley
Robbie Amell
Jake Thomas
Marry Cody
Fuck the hell out of Jake's scrawny ass
slap Robbie, cause he don't do anything for me.
Trevor Morgan
Haley Joel Osment
Ryan Merriman
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Slap: Trevor Morgan
Fuck: Haley Joel Osment
Marry: Ryan Merriman
Matt Cohen
Matthew Underwood
Matthew Lawrence
Slap: Chris Carmack
Fuck: David Chokachi
Marry: Scott Speedman
Aaron Renfree
Calvin Goldspink
Jay Asforis
If you don't know who they are here are some pictures:
Aaron Renfree
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/atta...1&d=1236052273
Calvin Goldspink
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/atta...1&d=1236052273
Jay Asforis
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/atta...1&d=1236052273
I don't really care for any of these, but:
Fuck Jay
Marry Aaron
and slap Calvin.
Bow Wow
Khleo Thomas
Romeo Miller
It's never too early in the year,
to spread some goodwill cheer!
Fuck Jared Leto
Marry Jared Padalecki
Slap Jared Murillo
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Nick Lachey
Andy Roddick
John Mayer