Fuck, Marry or Slap???

[rajbolt]

I'd fuck all of them. Then slap and marry them. Then fuck them over again. And again.


I love John Abraham. He's sex on two legs.

[marleyisalegend]

^For the game to continue each persn has to provide the next three. Are you gonna or would you like me to?

[rajbolt]

Oh, my apologies marley. I'm a total n00b. I will in a second.

[rajbolt]

OK,


Eric Bana



Upen Patel



Marlon Brando

[Johnbarrowmansbitch]

Fuck - Upen Patel
Marry - Marlon Brando
Slap - Eric Bana
----
Ok,
James Marsters
Noah Wyle
Owen Wilson

[youdontknow]

Marry Owen
Fuck Noah
Slap James

----

George Bush
Tony Blair
Nicolas Sarkozy

[I Love Cock]

Marry Tony Blair (OMG SEXY)
Fuck Nicolas
BITCH SLAP George Bush



----------

Rey Mysterio
Tiger Woods
Michael Jordan

[marleyisalegend]

Slap the FUCK outta Tiger Woods
Reluctantly fuck Rey Mysterio
Marry Michael Jordan, NO PRE-NUP!

George Bush
Osama Bin Laden
John Mccain

[I Love Cock]

Ok I just read your post and why would you "reluctantly" fuck rey? He's a little cuttie
Also answering your options will prove difficult as they are ALL horrible.

Can I choose to slap them all? Because I seriously could never marry/fuck any of those guys lol. Someone else want to answer his options instead?

They were

George Bush
Osama Bin Ladin
John Mccain

GOOD LUCK! (You'll need it)

[JUBByron]

George Bush
Osama Bin Ladin
John Mccain

FUCK: Osama Bin Laden
MARRY: George Bush
SLAP: John McCain (On his ass!)

That was an interesting one, I find all of them fetishly attractive, I think fucking Bin Laden would be best though, he's first of all a fetish of mine and secondly all the hatred from me towards him would make the sex all that much more, brutal. (In a good way?)

Okay, Fuck, Marry or Slap:

Christopher Masterson
Gordon Ramsay
Hayden Christensen

[thelaw18489]

slap chris masterson
fuck gordon ramsay
marry/make my sex slave- hayden christensen


dave campo
bret farve
bill billecheck

[agapakia]

fuck nicola cage
marry george clloney
slap brad pitt

[Willie Boy]

slap chris masterson
fuck gordon ramsay
marry/make my sex slave- hayden christensen


dave campo
bret farve
bill billecheck

Backing since somehow this got skipped.

I would actually have to say slap 'em all, cause I definitely wouldn't marry or fuck any of them.

David Gallagher
David Henrie
David DeLuise

[JUBByron]

Backing since somehow this got skipped.

I would actually have to say slap 'em all, cause I definitely wouldn't marry or fuck any of them.

David Gallagher
David Henrie
David DeLuise

Fuck: David Gallaher
Marry: David DeLuise
Slap: David Henrie

Fuck, Marry or Slap...?

Richard Madeley
Ashton Kutcher
Simon Webb

[morgaes]

Fuck - Simon Webbe
Marry - Richard Madeley
Slap - Ashton Kutcher


Damien Rice
Lee Pace
Jonas Armstrong

[thelaw18489]

fuck lee
marry damien
slap jonas

kevin jonas
lance bass
chris kerpatrick

[JUBByron]

fuck lee
marry damien
slap jonas

kevin jonas
lance bass
chris kerpatrick

Fuck: Chris Kerpatrick
Marry: Kevin Jonas
Slap: Lance Bass

Fuck, marry or slap...

Simon Webb
Simon Pegg
Simon Amstell

[morgaes]

fuck lee
marry damien
slap jonas

I'd do the same

Fuck Simon Amstell
Marry Simon Pegg
Slap Simon Webb


Daniel Craig
Daniel Bedingfield
Daniel Day-Lewis

[JayCee20]

I'd marry Daniel Bedingfield. I have a thing for him and if we were married I could fuck him 24/7 if I wanted to.

Fuck Daniel Craig. He's hot and you know he'd tear that ass up!

And slap Daniel Day-Lewis.

Here's one:

Andy Lawrence
Matthew Lawrence
and Joey Lawrence

[terry751]

Okay, let me try this:
Marry Joey Lawrence
F--- Mathew Lawrence
and Slap Andy (sorry, one of them had to be slapped).

Let me see if I get this right:

Let's try some models
Gabe Kapler
Brady Anderson
Pat Burrell

[FYpugh]

Fuck : Jason Statham
Marry : Gerad Butler
Slap: David Archuleta LMAO

[Apollo]

Fuck: Milo Ventimiglia

Marry: Jake Gyllenhaal

Slap: Zac Efron

[breion]

Okay, let me try this:
Marry Joey Lawrence
F--- Mathew Lawrence
and Slap Andy (sorry, one of them had to be slapped).

Let me see if I get this right:

Let's try some models
Gabe Kapler
Brady Anderson
Pat Burrell

I'm fucking Brady Anderson, marrying Gabe Kapler, and slapping Pat Burrell.

Lance Armstrong
Lewis Hamilton
Rafael Nadal

[eleMental]

slap Lance Armstrong (sorry, he doesn't do it for me)
marry Lewis Hamilton
fuck Rafael Nadal

Next:
Dane Cook
John Krasinski
Zachary Levi

[baybii-t]

slap Lance Armstrong (sorry, he doesn't do it for me)
marry Lewis Hamilton
fuck Rafael Nadal

Next:
Dane Cook
John Krasinski
Zachary Levi

I Would

Fuck: Zachary Levi
Marry: Zachary Levi
Slap: The Other two

[Willie Boy]

Since there wasn't a set left, I'll go with:
Joe Jonas
Kevin Jonas
Jesse McCartney


I'd fuck Kevin, marry Joe, and bitch slap Jesse till he cried like a baby (probably after the second or third slap)!

David Gallagher
Erik von Detten
Macaulay Culkin

[floorrunner]

Fuck Kevin Federline
Marry T R Knight
Slap any male politician

[marleyisalegend]

One more time, the game doesn't continue unless each person presents the next three options.

Musiq Soulchild
D'Angelo
Lyfe Jennings.

If u don't know who they are, look em up or let somebody else answer this one.

[Willie Boy]

Since there wasn't a set left, I'll go with:
Joe Jonas
Kevin Jonas
Jesse McCartney


I'd fuck Kevin, marry Joe, and bitch slap Jesse till he cried like a baby (probably after the second or third slap)!

David Gallagher
Erik von Detten
Macaulay Culkin

Well since this one wasn't answered due to the poster after not being able to understand the rules of the game, I'll take care of it.

Marry David, Fuck Erik (he'll be my mistress), and slap Macaulay until he begs me to stop (wich he won't.

Now on to Marley's:
Musiq Soulchild
D'Angelo
Lyfe Jennings.

If u don't know who they are, look em up or let somebody else answer this one.

[Johnbarrowmansbitch]

Fuck - Musiqu
Marry - Lyfe
Slap - D'angelo
-----
Colin Salmon
Jet Li
Sean Bean

[JUBByron]

Fuck - Musiqu
Marry - Lyfe
Slap - D'angelo
-----
Colin Salmon
Jet Li
Sean Bean

FUCK: Sean Bean (How odd, I just masturbated to him with his role in Lady Chatterley)
MARRY: Colin Salmon
SLAP: Jet Lee

Okay... here's one: Fuck, marry or slap?

Andrew Castle
Ben Shepherd
John Stapleton

[Willie Boy]

Well I don't know anything about any of them, so I wouldn't marry them. I guess I would fuck Ben Shepherd and slap the other two.

Bobby Edner
Aaron Carter
and just for the hell of it, since many people around here are going wild for this kid: David Archuleta

[thelaw18489]

fuck aaron carter
marry david archuleta
slap bobby edner

david henrie
frankie muniz
jason biggs

[DavidMac]

fuck- Ryan Phillippe- get fucked by- Colin Farrell
marry- Clive Owen
slap- Tom Cruise

[Blk_Thickness]

david henrie - Fuck
frankie muniz - Slap
jason biggs - Marry

R.Kelly
Young Berg
Morris Chestnut

[KindredKian]

david henrie - Fuck
frankie muniz - Slap
jason biggs - Marry

R.Kelly
Young Berg
Morris Chestnut

I'd Fuck Morris Chestnut. But I would Slap Young Berg and R. Kelly and not in a good way either. Wouldn't Marry any of them.



David Conrad
Carmine Giovinazzo
Josh Charles

[marleyisalegend]

david henrie - Fuck
frankie muniz - Slap
jason biggs - Marry

R.Kelly
Young Berg
Morris Chestnut

Since the poster above me didn't play by the rules, I'll give it a try

Fuck Young Berg
Marry Morris Chestnut
Slap the SHIT outta R Kelly

Next 3

Felix Sanchez



Karl Yune



Jay Hernandez

[Triple G]

Fuck -Joey Gordon-Levit
Marry - Justin Berfield
Slap - Michael Jackson

[Willie Boy]

Since the poster above me didn't play by the rules, I'll give it a try

Fuck Young Berg
Marry Morris Chestnut
Slap the SHIT outta R Kelly

Next 3

Felix Sanchez



Karl Yune



Jay Hernandez

Marry Felix Sanchez.
Slap Karl Yune
Fuck Jay Hernandez

Next 3:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Elijah Wood
Macaulay Culkin

[thelaw18489]

fuck elijah woods
marry joesps
slap macaulay culkin hard

Lance bass
Dr. dre
ashley parker angel

[Willie Boy]

Fuck and marry Ashley, then bitchslap all three of them!

David Henrie
David Gallagher
David Cook

[marleyisalegend]

Fuck Dr Dre
Marry Ashley
Slap that goofy ass grin off Lance Bass' face

Next 3: Pretty Boy edition

Zac Efron
Justin Timberlake
Joe Jonas

[Willie Boy]

Fuck Justin, slap the living shit out of Zac and drop him face first into the pile of it then slap him all over again. Nick is still only 16, so I'd send him on his way to school to get a good education.

Now that's better. Marry (and fuck) Joe, fuck (and slap) Justin, Zac would still get the same.

David Henrie
David Gallagher
David Cook

[marleyisalegend]

^Goddamn, my bad, I can't keep up with the Jonases, I thought Nick was the legal one.

[KindredKian]

David Henrie- Marry
David Gallagher- Fuck
David Cook- Slap


David Conrad
Carmine Giovinazzo
Josh Charles

[belgarion63]

David Conrad- Fuck
Carmine Giovinazzo- Slap
Josh Charles- Marry
------------------------------------
Okay so now we've got:
Tom Welling


Hugh Jackman


and Jason Behr


Personally, I would Marry Hugh, Fuck Jason, and Slap Tom (because he'd be a kinky little bitch like that)

[Willie Boy]

Fuck Tom, Marry Hugh, slap Jason till he pisses himself and cries like a baby.

Cody Linley
Jake Thomas
Kieran Culkin

[HeliosZephyr]

Fuck Tom, Marry Hugh, slap Jason till he pisses himself and cries like a baby.

Cody Linley
Jake Thomas
Kieran Culkin

Ugh you gave me horrible choices. D: I'd slap all three sooner than fuck them, LET ALONE marry them. Jake Thomas, though...wow. I had no idea who he was until I googled him. He actually turned out somewhat hot (grown up a lot since his Lizzy McGuire days obviously) but damn he's hideous on Cody in the House...

I'll go with the original three...

David Boreanaz
Gerard Butler
Zac Effron

And the original choices. Marry David (SO SO SO SO SO SO Marry him! God, he's sexy, and so down-to-earth!), fuck Gerard, and flying bitchslap Zac.

[Willie Boy]

Ugh you gave me horrible choices. D: I'd slap all three sooner than fuck them, LET ALONE marry them. Jake Thomas, though...wow. I had no idea who he was until I googled him. He actually turned out somewhat hot (grown up a lot since his Lizzy McGuire days obviously) but damn he's hideous on Cody in the House...

I'll go with the original three...

David Boreanaz
Gerard Butler
Zac Effron

And the original choices. Marry David (SO SO SO SO SO SO Marry him! God, he's sexy, and so down-to-earth!), fuck Gerard, and flying bitchslap Zac.

Since the above poster doesn't know how to follow the rules of this game, we're still here:

Cody Linley
Jake Thomas
Kieran Culkin

[audancerboy]

Since the above poster doesn't know how to follow the rules of this game, we're still here:

Cody Linley
Jake Thomas
Kieran Culkin

Fuck: Jake Thomas
Marry: Cody Linley
Slap: Kieran Culkin

Justin Timberlake
Rob Thomas
Brandon Flowers