Jonas Brothers [mega-merged] thread...

[jamieaaron]

found this on tumblr LOL

[trinket]

found this on tumblr LOL

LOL, that graphic is surprisingly hot! Thanks.

[jamieaaron]

a photo i thought we could all enjoy

[MJEH89]

the Jonai in St. Petersburgh...tomorrow it's Moscow...

[MJEH89]

Because I'm always trying to be funny, here's a Top Ten list. I hope everyone gets the jokes.

"Top Ten Things Overheard at the Jonas Brothers concert in Russia"

1. Does this microphone make me look fat?
2. Anyone got any borsch?
3. If we weren't doing this, we'd be working at Banana Republic
4. Our next single is a duet with Justin Bieber called "Getting Over Selena"
5. It's so cold in Russia, we had to cancel our shirtless photoshoot
6. Do our greatest hits sound better in Russian?
7. Do the hookers over here take American currency?
8. Remember, if we get arrested, we're Louis, Zayn, and Niall from One Direction
9. Did everyone here vote for Obama?
10. We're really just here to promote our new Jonas Brothers vodka line.

[bedshaped85]

^lol

My favorite is 3 and 10

[Adrock-JD]

the Jonai in St. Petersburgh...tomorrow it's Moscow...

Lawd Ham Mercy, Nick is beautiful. Why didn't he get a reality tv show this year? Doesn't he live with his boyfriend or sumpthin?

[sammyyummy]

have to say justin bieber out jb the jb

[MJEH89]

^lol...My favorite is 3 and 10

thanks, pal. i just sat here and spit out some jokes i thought were funny. i like doing jokes but, of course, here on JUB, guys are really here for the porn so they can whack it to pix of nude dudes and/or celebz!! no wonder you have a sense of humor, you're from Chicago!!!

Lawd Ham Mercy, Nick is beautiful. Why didn't he get a reality tv show this year? Doesn't he live with his boyfriend or sumpthin?

dude, NJ is 100% straight boy. Joe and Kevin are the homos, which is fine with me cause all my Jonai love/lust belongs to JJ!!! but you'll be glad to know that your boy NJ was nominated as one of People magz sexiest guys alive blah...blah bullshit thingy/whatever.

JJ 2 days ago at some prostate cancer event:



NJ/JJ a couple of days ago:



the guys at the MTV EMAs yesterday:

[bedshaped85]

thanks, pal. i just sat here and spit out some jokes i thought were funny. i like doing jokes but, of course, here on JUB, guys are really here for the porn so they can whack it to pix of nude dudes and/or celebz!! no wonder you have a sense of humor, you're from Chicago!!!

Well, thanks MJEH89!

I really appreciate all of ur posts... The Top 10 was genuinely amusing

[Adrock-JD]

dude, NJ is 100% straight boy. Joe and Kevin are the homos, which is fine with me cause all my Jonai love/lust belongs to JJ!!! but you'll be glad to know that your boy NJ was nominated as one of People magz sexiest guys alive blah...blah bullshit thingy/whatever.

I guess, considering what he's worth, gay for pay isn't an option either.

I can't even fantasize without going into mythology territory.

[Sausy]

I guess, considering what he's worth, gay for pay isn't an option either.

I can't even fantasize without going into mythology territory.

Nick is in many ways the hottest but I'd turn none of them down in my fantasies!Though it seems certain Nick is unequivocably the straightest Jonaii heseems to really love his gay fans, they don't phase him at all and he definitely seems comfortable even with the evangelical background with us. Was a little surprised about Kevin...Joe ain't foolin' ANYONE, though!

[bedshaped85]

Here are a few more pics of the guys were presenting at the Europe Music Awards over the weekend.

They all look really great. No crazy color patterns! lol

[bedshaped85]

Final pic is the best looking JoBro...



^

[MJEH89]

...the guys were presenting at the Europe Music Awards over the weekend:

Joe and Kevin (thinking to themselves): "Yeah, congrats, asshole!! How come WE didn't win anything...?!?!"

and what is it with NJ and not shaving?? he looks like a 15-year-old who just started growing peach fuzz!! at least on my sweetie JJ, it looks like "manhair"..!!

[MJEH89]

i forgot to clarify some false info that i stated here earlier. "Married to Jonas" was renewed for a 2nd season. i had read where it had been cancelled and posted that somewhere here on a JoBro thread. well, that was incorrect info. sorry to those of you who are following the show RELIGIOUSLY (and u know who u are!!!). i, personally, have never seen an entire ep, just clips of eps.

[dereperez]

A few shirtless videos of Nick and Joe, from last year's Hawaii trip:

[dougmc92]

VERY hot thread

[MJEH89]

the Jonai playing some T-Day golf with poppa Jonas...



...and playing with some other dude...

[bedshaped85]

Joes is looking rough is all I gotta say.

[dereperez]

If he only knew how hot he is under all that....mess....

[snidercrs]

Joes is looking rough is all I gotta say.

That mustache makes him look like a bad 70's prom star. Needs to be shaved like now

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[dereperez]

That mustache makes him look like a bad 70's prom star. Needs to be shaved like now

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In his defense, he's been keeping his 'stache for November/prostate awareness month, or whatever (so I read). Good cause.

though...he better shave it off ASAP after this month.

[MJEH89]

last night...Pantages Theater...Los Angeles...JJ shaved the facial hair!!

[MJEH89]

last night (11/28) at the Pantages concert...



john stamos was there last night...

[MJEH89]

i have to laugh when i see fanboyz w/the Jonai. i can't help but think that any dude who is into the Jonai is a big 'mo like those of us here. what goes through the JoBros minds when they take a pic with a fanboy they suspect is gay...?? i'm not saying the fanboy in these pix is a homo, but it's possible...

from the last couple of days:

[seven2go]

john stamos was there last night...

I wonder if he took a crack at Joe....... (Fuck that's hot)

[MJEH89]

The Jonai wishes everyone a Merry Christmas, etc. Joe sounds high. Nick is such a tool not wearing a Santa hat. Oh Nick, we know you eat pussy but, just for once, can't you be more of a big queen like your bros Joe and Kevin???



Yay!!! This is my FIRST youtube vid post!! can you believe it? after all the bullshit pix of Taylor, Joe, Colton, etc., I finally did a video!! WOW!!! this day will go down in history!!!! and I'm sure most of you sluts know what it means to go down...

[billie]

Im pretty sure that Joe is gay, dont know why. hehe
He is very hot, though

[Sinestro]

The Jonai wishes everyone a Merry Christmas, etc. Joe sounds high. Nick is such a tool not wearing a Santa hat. Oh Nick, we know you eat pussy but, just for once, can't you be more of a big queen like your bros Joe and Kevin???

Yay!!! This is my FIRST youtube vid post!! can you believe it? after all the bullshit pix of Taylor, Joe, Colton, etc., I finally did a video!! WOW!!! this day will go down in history!!!! and I'm sure most of you sluts know what it means to go down...

Yeah Joe does seem like he's on something and out there, Nick's being a little grinch (Though I know a way to lighten up his mood ), and Kevin just is so awfully quiet its almost disturbing.... But it's always good seeing them

@Billie, I get what your saying, I think the hand gestures in the vid don't help his case.

[jamieaaron]

Yeah really Nick is clearly straight but he doesnt have to be this uptight and stubborn. He just gets more and more serious as he gets older, he doesnt even seem fun, but he also keeps getting hotter so I guess I could forgive him esp if im never gonna date him anyway

[MarcForExample]

Glad i'm not the only one who's noticed how serious Nick's gotten. He aways stands around trying to look all "I'm cool, this is lame, whatever". I mean, in that video, he's got his hands crossed in front of his junk like he's bored and hates being there. It's why Nick, handsome as he is, is my least favorite of the jonai: He just can't compete with Joe's adorable excitability.

[buttsax]

Blow kevin rim nick fuck joe

[vacancy3]

Blow kevin rim nick fuck joe

im on board with this

[music106]

blow Joe, then hop on and ride him for a second load inside me. Nothing with the others, they just don't do it for me.

[bladerunner]

Blow Nick
Rim Nick
Fuck Nick
Kiss Nick
Squeeze Nick
Scratch Nick
______ Nick

[dougmc92]

^^^^ My sentiments EXACTLY- No interest in other 2

[MJEH89]

the new tour started tonight in Mexico...

[jamieaaron]

Everyone is freaking out cause in this video it sounds like joe is saying " I wish she would fuck me" at 1:35

If you just listen it really does but i looked up the lyrics I think he just messed up the one word that sounds like fuck
heres the part
"Headed for the exit
Guess it's time to hit the road
I wish she was with me
Cuz I, I just never know"

[trinket]

Everyone is freaking out cause in this video it sounds like joe is saying " I wish she would fuck me" at 1:35

That's kinda sexy, lol. I mean, how hot would that be if Joe slipped that in there deliberately because *gasp* nobody could possibly believe the innocent Jonai would sing such a thing now, would they? It isn't the first time he's had a little playful lyric adjustment fun on stage - remember the "done with country stars" dig at Taylor Swift in "Much Better"? Like ElmosToe said over in the Joe thread, they sell a straight-laced lifestyle while showing off what they got. Fun to think that they curse like sailors amongst each other, off-stage and away from the cameras.

[MJEH89]

posing w/fangurlz in Mexico, yesterday or the day before...





awwww...someone made drawings of each of the guys with their dogs...

[MJEH89]

Mexico, last night...they now move on to South America!!!

[MJEH89]

the Jonai in South America...

[xSebastianXBradlinx]

John Stamos is still hot as fuck. I have a thing for Kevin now he's adorable.

[Willie Boy]

What does John Stamos have to do with the Jonas brothers?

[xSebastianXBradlinx]

There's a picture of John with the Jo Bros above...

[Willie Boy]

Ah, I see it. nearly 20 posts away. No wonder I didn't catch it.

[FuckMeJonas]

Nick

[MJEH89]

^^ i like your JUB i.d., "fuckmejonas"! how come i wasn't original like that when i created my i.d.??

anyway, the guys got to play soccer (aka "football") while they were in South America, yesterday or the day before. that must have been fun for them. their SA tour is almost over so the new material (new CD) should be right around the corner...

press conference in SA the other day:

[MJEH89]

the new single is out April 2nd..."Pom Poms". there's a 30-second sound clip out there...i'm too lazy to post it here...it sounds like their typical stuff.