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[scream4ever]

They alluded to that fact about Sookie and Jason's parents back in Season 3 when Claudine said "it wasn't the water that killed them".

[Adrock-JD]

^ wow, how do you remember that

[-Callum-]

Well, didn't think they'd kill him off so quickly...so...colour me surprised, I guess.

[MystikWizard]

I was also pretty surprised to see Roman killed off this early in the series. At the same time, I think I expected more out of his character than what we've seen. I wasn't very impressed with the writing or portrayal of his character to date.

[Adrock-JD]

This show is turning into little more than a SyFy original.

I did laugh out loud when Lafayette's mom said, "Jesus loves the little faggots."

[Ohiospeedo]

I am a little bored of all these side stories now. Terry with the Ifrit, Sam with the hate crime, Sookie with the night club. I hope that Roman isn't gone, but I have a feeling he is.

[neoachilles]

Would I be completely crazy for shipping Eric and Alcide. I don't know what the heck was going on last night, but when Eric was Glamouring Alcide, all I could think was, Come on, Eric, just a couple inches closer...

[Adrock-JD]

^ yes, I suspect we were all thinking that but instead we get a Hoyt scene with a drive by "Die fanger!" shooting of the guy sucking on his neck and rubbing against him. No need to read between the lines on that one.

I'm sick to death of hollywood's lousy treatments of anything male on male. It's like they keep saying, "All of you are sick and perverted and can't experience any true love or romance and always die in the end or murder somebody."

or is it just me

[Críostóir]

^ yes, I suspect we were all thinking that but instead we get a Hoyt scene with a drive by "Die fanger!" shooting of the guy sucking on his neck and rubbing against him. No need to read between the lines on that one.

I'm sick to death of hollywood's lousy treatments of anything male on male. It's like they keep saying, "All of you are sick and perverted and can't experience any true love or romance and always die in the end or murder somebody."

or is it just me

Seems to be true on this show. They don't kill Sookie or Bill or Eric or Alcide, but they do kill Jesus and...didn't Lafayette have another BF that they killed?

Looks like Hoyt's dumbass friendgang are the hate killers. Hope they all end up like the proprietor of the weapon shop.

[Adrock-JD]

^ In season two? Lafayette was doing that old man for money. The one that Jason and that girl kidnapped.

[RRUGER]

Would I be completely crazy for shipping Eric and Alcide. I don't know what the heck was going on last night, but when Eric was Glamouring Alcide, all I could think was, Come on, Eric, just a couple inches closer...

ommmmg they should make this happen

at least a quick fuck

[photoman4u35]

I was also pretty surprised to see Roman killed off this early in the series. At the same time, I think I expected more out of his character than what we've seen. I wasn't very impressed with the writing or portrayal of his character to date.

Same here Mystik, really surprised and hate they killed him off so soon. Was really hoping to see him showing lots of skin like he did on OZ. Was hoping he was going to top Eric or Bill atleast once..lol Well I can dream of Eric down on all 4's, naked and Roman kneeling behind him, hands on his hips going in for the mount..

[Sausy]

To play on the "fangs" entendre it's clear Alan has NO balls.What this show could be,and the mess it's become(albeit with some good stuff,just increasingly overtaken with the puzzling,incredulous,hypocritical,stupid,or nonsensical)how could he fuck things up so bad?It's true about the gay stuff,particularly guy on guy.....instead of complex,mature,erotic takes there's always something negative about the act underlying,or someone gets ganked like Jesus or Talbot.

[sonny10305]

Alcide woke up thinking,I guess Glamouring leaves you kinda hung over I don't remember a thing,
WTF happened last night

[Wcw10891]

for some reason i dont think roman is gone, because when you get a stake dont you automatically burst into the blood mess? but he was just starting to lose color.

so i dont see him dying, one thing in true blood, unless you actually SEE them die, they arent dead lol. since i didnt see roman explode, i still have hope. im thinking bill throws russell off and roman just has a bad chest wound, but the stake didnt touch the heart.

[RRUGER]

for some reason i dont think roman is gone, because when you get a stake dont you automatically burst into the blood mess? but he was just starting to lose color.

so i dont see him dying, one thing in true blood, unless you actually SEE them die, they arent dead lol. since i didnt see roman explode, i still have hope. im thinking bill throws russell off and roman just has a bad chest wound, but the stake didnt touch the heart.

i dont think he is dead neither...true blood be stupid to get rid of him that early

[Adrock-JD]

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A site with names/artist and links to all the songs played by episode

[Wcw10891]

just like that franklin dude that was holding tara hostage, she freaking bashed his skull in with a mallet, dude came back an episode later fully restored. haha.

[-Callum-]

A friend and I theorized since Nora is all batshit crazy, Roman is all possessive about the phylactery, feeds his blood to others...he might 'survive' and be Lilith incarnate.

I don't think there's anymore major casting for the season, and we didn't see him in the back-end trailer for the rest of the show either.

[BFizzle]

You guise, spoiler alert, but I'm so sad they've killed Roman off already.




EDIT: Oh, you guise have already clocked the tea on him. Y'all know I don't be reading y'alls posts.

[BFizzle]

It went down tonight. I'm really here fa Luna this season. And I oddly found the Obama hate group storyline riveting after all this Chic-fil-A mess.

[Críostóir]

It went down tonight. I'm really here fa Luna this season. And I oddly found the Obama hate group storyline riveting after all this Chic-fil-A mess.

Murderous goons always wear POTUS masks. Been that way since the Nixon Administration.

[-Callum-]

Well, glad they wrapped up the two story lines I haven't enjoyed this season.

At least the last three can focus on the vampires!

[Adrock-JD]

Quotes I enjoyed this episode:

Andy:

"You've used your dick for a compass"

"What am I supposed to tell the press, that you turned into a dog and she turned into you?"

"Werechickens n shit"

Lafayette:

"Why didn't you just say that. Why you spirits gotta be all cryptic?"

[hanzosword]

So what is the deal with this Lilith? She must not be real but then who's blood is that they drank and what's in it to make them so high?

[DigitalFudge]

Quotes I enjoyed this episode:

Andy:

"You've used your dick for a compass"

"What am I supposed to tell the press, that you turned into a dog and she turned into you?"

"Werechickens n shit"

Lafayette:

"Why didn't you just say that. Why you spirits gotta be all cryptic?"

You didn't love Lala's reply when Sookie asked him what he saw in the mirror?


I fell out the chair

[BFizzle]

You didn't love Lala's reply when Sookie asked him what he saw in the mirror?


I fell out the chair

Yasss! Lafayette has been on point this season.

[sammyyummy]

lafatette has the sassiest lines

[Rubber Rat]

lafatette has the sassiest lines

IMO, he and Pam have the best lines.

[armastus4all]

My favorite true blood lines


Pam: Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.

Bill: We were in the presence of God.
Eric: We were high as fuc-ing kites.

afayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.

Sookie: First of all, I've seen enough horror movies to know you don't split up when you're in a big, scary asylum and there's a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it's fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it's me protecting you from him instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce so I'd just as soon get this over with

Lafayette [to Sookie]: You is the angel of death.

[-Callum-]

"Nobody fucks with us in our own house." Haha, vampire Tara is so badass. Her and Pam have a great dynamic.

I noticed plot issues last night. If this Warlow vampire was to have Sookie, well she's almost 30. Isn't he a little late on a pick-her-up, especially since her powers have been manifesting since like...infancy? Also, where did Hoyt come up with a sudden move to Alaska? Dude was just on the way home from the hospital, kidnapped etc...I understand we can suspend disbelief but geez, just seems like a way to rip out the tertiary characters.

Oh and the actress that plays Luna is an AWFUL fucking actress. Everything is so forced. Ugh.

And lastly I like how Andy's fairy chick (can't remember her name...) is extremely pregnant. Ha!

[Adrock-JD]

You didn't love Lala's reply when Sookie asked him what he saw in the mirror?


I fell out the chair

I don't remember that. What was it?

[neoachilles]

I don't remember that. What was it?

[Críostóir]

"Nobody fucks with us in our own house." Haha, vampire Tara is so badass. Her and Pam have a great dynamic.

I loved that scene...but they KILLED THE SHERIFF (but they did not stake the deputy...). They're in big trouble now.

I noticed plot issues last night. If this Warlow vampire was to have Sookie, well she's almost 30. Isn't he a little late on a pick-her-up, especially since her powers have been manifesting since like...infancy? Also, where did Hoyt come up with a sudden move to Alaska? Dude was just on the way home from the hospital, kidnapped etc...I understand we can suspend disbelief but geez, just seems like a way to rip out the tertiary characters.

I think Warlow is dead, but reaching back to try to claim Sookie. Might have taken him a while to be able to do that. Either that or he's just really far away. Who knows where the contract was written? Were the Stackhouses even in Louisiana in 1702?

As for Hoyt...I figured his friends came to visit him in the hospital and said something like "we're getting out of this fucking town while we still have blood in our veins. We're taking off for a gig in Alaska. Come with us!" And he did.

And lastly I like how Andy's fairy chick (can't remember her name...) is extremely pregnant. Ha!

Maurella. (Watching with the captions on helps.) And that WAS interesting. Do you suppose that's Andy's child?

[Adrock-JD]

Thank you

[Joshua_me]

...but they KILLED THE SHERIFF (but they did not stake the deputy...).

^ LUV it...

[Críostóir]

You know who I'm really sick of? Russell. He's just not even interesting anymore. Oh, there are other characters I want to see die (Salome, Steve...all the Lilith-worshippers, really, except Eric), but I'm so bored with Russell that a summary staking (with a crossbow from a distance even) would be fine. Just get him off the screen permanently as soon as possible.

I really want to watch Steve die slowly. Silvered and ripped apart by werewolves, maybe.

[Apollo]

You know who I'm really sick of? Russell. He's just not even interesting anymore. Oh, there are other characters I want to see die (Salome, Steve...all the Lilith-worshippers, really, except Eric), but I'm so bored with Russell that a summary staking (with a crossbow from a distance even) would be fine. Just get him off the screen permanently as soon as possible.

I really want to watch Steve die slowly. Silvered and ripped apart by werewolves, maybe.

I find they are the most interesting part of the season. I love all the play on religion and Russell is just awesome IMO.

[lucky7]

Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on with Lilith and how they are going to end this season in 2 episodes?

I'm a little upset this season has been filled with constantly waiting for something to happen and now it's almost over?

And the characters with the greatest depth or most interesting personalities have been given such little screen time. Hopefully the writers step up their game.

[Adrock-JD]

Have Alcide fuck Jason. What would be the harm in that? Really. Isn't it time that slut had his cherry popped?

Don't you just know he'd enjoy it.

[Apollo]

Someone posed an interesting theory on this other site today.

What if Lilith was first a fairy who was turned into a vampire. Essentially, she "lost her light" and turned into a vampire as she was no longer a fairy without the juice. This would explain why they would high off her blood and why Claude tried so hard to convince Sookie to hold on to whatever power she had left. It might also explain how Lilith is appearing as she is when they drank the blood. As Godric said, he evolved when he died or hell, he probably figured it out before he died.

[hanzosword]

Someone posed an interesting theory on this other site today.

What if Lilith was first a fairy who was turned into a vampire. Essentially, she "lost her light" and turned into a vampire as she was no longer a fairy without the juice. This would explain why they would high off her blood and why Claude tried so hard to convince Sookie to hold on to whatever power she had left. It might also explain how Lilith is appearing as she is when they drank the blood. As Godric said, he evolved when he died or hell, he probably figured it out before he died.

You know what you might just be right! I don't know why I didn't think of that lol. Now if they would have just tested the sunlight while they were high to see if they could daywalk.

I love how Russell got fed up with the Lilith bullcrap and threatened all of them in his real accent. I always wondered where he was from. I think he should have slaughtered all of them except Bill and Eric of course. I just wanna see him go wild since nobody else is strong enough to really stop him.

[-Callum-]

So, I am assuming Russell will die as the fairies will go all Power Rangers on him (although many will die). Kind of saw that coming.

Also, I'm assuming Nora will die in addition to Salome (the former will kill the latter with Eric's help). I'm also assuming Pam will end Rosalyn (is that her name?). I guess they're just going with a total bloodbath for the last episode next weekend? They can't have all of the Authority remaining.

[MLSFreak]

I'm thinking the elder fairy had all that planned herself. She knew that Russell would kill her and I think this is part of her plan to end him. I suspect the same thing happened to Warlow. I think the fairies have the the power to trap Vampires in another dimension which is what I suspect happened to Warlow and it's why he can only be seen how Sookie saw him. Therefore, Russell probably thought he had won when he took the elder fairies light but I think he might have screwed himself since her whole existence was made up of so many different dimensions. I don't think Russell will be able to handle it and eventually be trapped like Warlow.

[Apollo]

The actor who plays Russell Edgington is just so boss. His acting in just the last few minutes of the show was the best of the entire episode. I actually got up and praised the man just on the acting alone. Beautiful.

[Críostóir]

He's a really good actor, but I'll be glad when that horrible character is really, permanently (or as much as you can be on TB) dead.

What I'd LIKE to see happen is every single vampire in the Authority bunker except Jessica and Eric get fried. And let's make Russell watch Steve burn slowly, then die. I'm hoping the fae can fry him with their combined light (the phrase 'sun wall' comes to mind).

But that would pretty well end the series. It's the writers' job to give me (well, the fans generally) enough of what I want so I keep watching, but not enough so that I'm completely satisfied. I'm hoping they at least end Russell, who I'm bored with (nothing against the actor, who is great).

[Tadaa]

Don't get your hopes up guys. True Blood finales always disappoint.

[Ohiospeedo]

Well I hope that they at least wrap up all of these storylines so that we don't have to deal with it next season.

[vacancy3]

im worried jasons gonna buy it

[Apollo]

Well I hope that they at least wrap up all of these storylines so that we don't have to deal with it next season.

I have a feeling will be all next season.