Which players have the biggest cocks in tennis?

[HotMelbourne]

We have the sexy tennis player threads but Im sure we are all interested in who packs the most below the belt. Any goss?

[acjuju]

yep.. Hewitt

[dominic04]

i would say Novak Djokovic...

[TriBi]

I am sure Tennis6 will be along on this soon - but I do recall seeing more than one thread here discussing the fact that Lleyton Hewitt was hung like a horse and no-one else in the current squad of players came even close...

[DavidMac]

The following document has been compiled from information gathered over the last half decade by a band of women - ATP groupies - who have made it there business to seduce, suck and fuck the brains out of the world's most famous tennis players. If you are interested in tennis or tennis players this may be a worthwhile guide to hooking up with them, otherwise it is still good fun.

Enjoy, M.

Agassi, Andre – Neurotic. Has never gotten into groupies because he finds them dirty. Found one girl who said she fucked him in the early nineties and he used two rubbers. Average lay with a really small dick (one locker room attendant reports they could barely see it for all the hair). Rarely showers at tournaments anymore. Moody. Some reports of his friendliness, others that his on court ‘classiness’ is all an act.

Ancic, Mario – Whore. Probably been through the most groupies of any guy on tour. Average cock (about 6 inch), but makes the most of it. Not afraid to lick cunt. Will go bareback.

Blake, James – One of the most beautiful men on tour has a suprisingly small dick (about 5 inch erect) and is nothing to write home about in the sack.

Clement, Arnaud – Petite Frenchman packs a big dick at 7 inches and knows how to use it. Always uses condoms.

Corretja, Alex – Mr Nice Guy, surprisingly wild in bed. Loves to give anal and into threesomes, including with fellow Spaniards. One groupie reports being the meat in a Corretja-Moya Sandwich. Well hung at 7 inches and “the thickest I’ve seen”. Likes to go bareback.

Coria, Guillermo – Prickly little customer who has few friends on tour. Loyal to his wife Carla. Likes to keep himself hairless (including downstairs). Small dick.

Dent, Taylor – Loud mouth. Average endowment and ability.

Enqvist, Thomas – Slut. Average cock, average lay.

Federer, Roger – Super nice guy on an off the court, though can appear aloof at times. Super committed to girlfriend, Miroslava. Would be a huge scalp for any groupie, but seems groupie proof. Word from the locker room; small (even shriveled by some reports), uncut dick, unmaintained bush. A shame.

Ferrer, David – Dud lay.

Ferrero, Juan Carlos – Horny as hell with a taste for groupies. Nice uncut 7 inch dick (though not very thick) and a real latino lover with heaps of stamina. Long term girlfriend Patricia has to keep him on a tight leash to keep him from straying. Otherwise quite a nice guy. Practices safe sex.

Gasquet, Richard – Nadal’s contemporary, and one groupie who has had the company of both insists that the Frenchman has a distinct edge in the sack. Obsessed with blowjobs.

Gaudio, Gaston – Slut. Mild mannered but horny as hell. Very well hung, about 8 inch, uncut and fat. Excellent in the sack. Loves doing it doggie style. Will go bareback, but happy to wear a rubber if you ask.

Ginepri, Robby – Minnie Driver’s former squeeze, whose average endowment hasn’t stopped him making his way trough a fair share of ladies. Only an average lay and fairly unadventurous.

Gonzalez, Fernando – A good solid fuck.

Grosjean, Sebastien – Happily married with children. Buzz from the locker room says that his wife is no size queen – small cock.

Haas, Tommy – Horndog. Pretty boy. Arrogant at times. Uses his 6 inches to advantage but can be selfish. Practices safe sex.

Henman, Tim – Nice guy, if moody at times. Small dick, but happily married so no worry to us.

Hewitt, Lleyton – Massively endowed. Long, thick and cut. A 6-7 inch flaccid cock grows to 9-10 inch when hard. His size is well-known to other pros, one telling a groupie that “Lleyton is easily the biggest on tour”. Despite being a complete prick on court, generally a nice guy off it, and even a little shy. Moved from one high profile romance to the next and cant find a groupie who has slept with him. Pity.

Hrbaty, Dominik – Suprisingly good in bed. No Mr Big but gives everything he’s got.

Johansson, Joachim – One of the biggest cocks on tour at 8 inches.. Likes it hard and fast but can struggle with stamina. Been banging Lleyton Hewitt’s little sister and not very promiscuous.

Johansson, Thomas – Well hung (bout 7 inch hard), straight talking Swede. Conventional, but gets the job done. Very faithful to his long term partner.

Kiefer, Nicolas – Hewitt’s rival as the biggest man on tour. Estimated at a whopping 9 inch erect. An exhibitionist who was once picked up urinating in public after a night out. Horndog. Likes it rough and while he is good at what he does is something of a one trick pony. Won’t give head and insists that his conquests swallow his cum.

Lapentti, Nicolas – Fat 8 inch wad, but a dud lay who thinks his cock will do it all for him. Likes it bareback.

Malisse, Xavier – Jen Capriati’s ex-lover is competent in the sack. Likes to be ridden on top. Average cock.

Moya, Carlos – Whore. Poorly hung (wouldn’t get beyond 5 inches erect) but an excellent fuck by all accounts. Proving that size doesn’t matter. Will go bareback if you let him.

Nadal, Rafael – Generally pleasant, but has an arrogant streak. Using his muscular physique and new found fame to add as many notches as possible to his belt (and what hot blooded 19yo wouldn’t?). Only averagely endowed (around 6 inch) and despite his stamina on court has a bad habit of coming too quickly off it. Will ask to go bareback.

Philippoussis, Mark – Total Slut. Any hole will do. Average 6 inch cock and has admitted to being envious of compatriot Hewitt’s endowment. He is good in the sack though; surprisingly unselfish.

Rafter, Patrick – Surprisingly a dud. Less than a 5 inch dick and has few moves. Premature ejaculator. Obsessive condom user.

Robredo, Tommy – Boringly conventional in the sack. Only an average dick.

Roddick, Andy – Despite his horndog aura, is quite picky about his women and doesn’t buy big into groupies. Those who have had the experience have said that although he is only modestly endowed (between 5-6 inch hard) is explosive in the sack with stamina to burn. One groupie said he gave it to her four times in one night. Can be a little selfish. Loves getting head, but very reluctant to give it. Uses a condom everytime.

Safin, Marat – Horndog. Will fuck anything in a skirt, including groupies. While his dick is above average (about 7 inch hard), it’s his willingness to try anything that makes him a beast in bed. Loves giving it to a girl up the back passage and gives great head. One groupie reports having a threesome with Safin and another Russian sports star. Likes to give facials after receiving blow jobs. Endless stamina. Suprisingly vigilant in practicing safe sex.

Spadea, Vincent – Sleazy slut who uses his pro status to lure chicks completely out of his league (and is often rejected). Adequately endowed (6 inches) and ok in the sack.

Youzhny, Mikhail – A b-grade Safin. 7 inch cock. Skirt Chaser. Wild in the sack.

[LTU2000]

Lleyton Hewitt is a horse hung fucker.

[bike10]

Would not mind sampling the cock of Nadal.

[filipbong]

Marat Safin

[tennis6]

I am sure Tennis6 will be along on this soon - but I do recall seeing more than one thread here discussing the fact that Lleyton Hewitt was hung like a horse and no-one else in the current squad of players came even close...

yes yes this has been on here b4 & is also talked about on most tennis forums around...not much more to mention other than what Davidmac has already shown us on his post...that article is the same one used by most on this subject...not to say that more sexy tennis players on their way up won't also give us something exciting to chat about in the future

[DavidMac]

yes- that 'report' was from about 4 years ago...well before Djokovic, etc...I also knew a guy who worked for the Australian Open/Aussie Tennis- he got in the locker room all the time and confirmed alot of the above- he says he even has a few pics he took discreetly with a digital camera- but won't publish...only for him, especially since he wants to continue working there- met him at a Yahoo club/group

[LTU2000]

yes- that 'report' was from about 4 years ago...well before Djokovic, etc...I also knew a guy who worked for the Australian Open/Aussie Tennis- he got in the locker room all the time and confirmed alot of the above- he says he even has a few pics he took discreetly with a digital camera- but won't publish...only for him, especially since he wants to continue working there- met him at a Yahoo club/group

Which ones did he confirm?

[HotMelbourne]

Yeah Davidmac, who did he confirm? Did he confirm Lleyton Hewitt?

[DavidMac]

oh yes- Lleyton is known for his size- a number of sources confirm that...he said Safin looked good...of course, locker room nudity is a catch 22, we all have a little shrinkage after running around, sweating...plus, most don't have erections in the locker room- you never know the growers from the showers...it's hard to remember all he said, it was years ago

[spearsfan20]

I want to see Rafael Nadal! I thought there were a few instances when I was watching tennis two years ago that he was sporting a nice VPL on the tennis court. Rings a bell doesn't it? I have heard that Marat Safin and Lleyton Hewitt are the horse hung tennis players. Yum!

[acjuju]

Too bad we can't see visual proof of everyone

[HotMelbourne]

Would someone like to make a top 10 list of the biggest cocks in tennis based on all the goss they know? I would be very grateful.

[Telstra]

How do you guys know Hewitt, Lleyton grows to 9-10 inch (hard) ?

[DavidMac]

groupies above who have had sex with him...

[tomy2009]

And most of guys here still think that Nadal is gay

[DavidMac]

I never thought Nadal was gay, Federer- yes, Novak...possibly ( especially after seeing him sing I will survive...)

[tomy2009]

I never thought Nadal was gay, Federer- yes, Novak...possibly ( especially after seeing him sing I will survive...)

I didn´t say it for you

[Telstra]

And most of guys here still think that Nadal is gay

not me unless i saw him had sex with a guy or married or guy lol

[floorrunner]

No one has metioned Boris Becker.

[tennis6]

No one has metioned Boris Becker.

you just did (so that means "you're it")so go find out all you can & report back to us ASAP....thanx!

[azertyy]

I don't believe one thing of that list. Sorry, you can't convince me.

If you see how 90% of the JUB members fantasize of famous people to either be gay or have a big dick, that list just fits perfectly in.

[DavidMac]

umm...it's not my fantasy- it was published years ago, and a number of stories back it up...why are people here so quick to piss on other people and be PC?????

[azertyy]

umm...it's not my fantasy- it was published years ago, and a number of stories back it up...why are people here so quick to piss on other people and be PC?????

I'm not pissing on anyone. I didn't direct my post to anyone either. I'm just commenting on the list itself, which I don't believe.

- Who published that list years ago? (the fact that the list has "been around for quite a while" doesn't make it true)
- Who backs the list up with which stories? (if it's some member on a message board I'm going to say that's not a viable source imho)

until we see pics of the guys, or someone like Kim Clijsters says "Hewitt is huge", I'm very sceptical about the list. No need to get all angry about that.

[crogay24]

well I would love to see his cock
Janko

[tennis6]

I'm not pissing on anyone. I didn't direct my post to anyone either. I'm just commenting on the list itself, which I don't believe.

- Who published that list years ago? (the fact that the list has "been around for quite a while" doesn't make it true)
- Who backs the list up with which stories? (if it's some member on a message board I'm going to say that's not a viable source imho)

until we see pics of the guys, or someone like Kim Clijsters says "Hewitt is huge", I'm very sceptical about the list. No need to get all angry about that.

You're right there are no pictures so the claims of the women in the report/article are no more reliable than those of groupies who have claimed to have slept with a rock star on tour...so you can hold whatever value you want to it

Many of Us in the tennis fan world have excepted these claims & there have been no responses calling them wrong from the players so believe what you want

[HotMelbourne]

The thing that makes me believe the list is that its unglamorous players like Hewitt, Kiefer and Gaudio who are said to have huge cocks while the typical 'hunks' like Roddick, Safin, Blake, Nadal, Federer, Moya, Philippoussis, Haas are said to be either average or underendowed. It may be superficial but Im more inclined to believe a list that says Hewitt is packing 10 inches, than one that talks about Nadal and Roddick's massive donkey cocks and says all the less attractive guys are small.

Also looking around the net now there just seems to be an endless amount of material that attests to Lleyton Hewitt's giant wang. If its not true then he certainly has a great publicity team out there manufacturing reports about his manhood. If he wasnt huge you would think there would be some one refuting it by now.

[azertyy]

You're right there are no pictures so the claims of the women in the report/article are no more reliable than those of groupies who have claimed to have slept with a rock star on tour...so you can hold whatever value you want to it

Many of Us in the tennis fan world have excepted these claims & there have been no responses calling them wrong from the players so believe what you want

Haha, I can see it now:

Interviewer: So, Layton, how did you feel on court today. It was a lovely match.
Hewitt: Yes, it felt great. I was in a good condition today. But first off, I'd like to talk about something else.
Interviewer: Oh, what?
Hewitt: Well, there's a list circulating on some internet message boards about the length of tennis players penisses and there sex performances. It says I have a huge schlong. I want to go on record and say that this is not true. I don't have a huge schlong! The list is wrong!
Interviewer: ...

Yeaah, actually, I don't see it. :P

[DavidMac]

just passing along info that was requested- the only info on the subject...I posted that a guy who worked at the Australian Open confirmed it...no, I don't remember his name- nor can I pass on his social security number for you to check him out...I have a boyfriend, a mother and a boss- so I have no need to lie to people online... before the trial started, the rest of us were having fun- time to close the topic

[HotMelbourne]

Haha, I can see it now:

Interviewer: So, Layton, how did you feel on court today. It was a lovely match.
Hewitt: Yes, it felt great. I was in a good condition today. But first off, I'd like to talk about something else.
Interviewer: Oh, what?
Hewitt: Well, there's a list circulating on some internet message boards about the length of tennis players penisses and there sex performances. It says I have a huge schlong. I want to go on record and say that this is not true. I don't have a huge schlong! The list is wrong!
Interviewer: ...

Yeaah, actually, I don't see it. :P

Do you have any answers to my posting? If Lleyton Hewitt doesnt have huge schlong then why are so many people bothering to confirm it and no one deny it?

[petereater]

Believe it or not, what does it hurt amd frankly, if it were "just what you would expect from a list found here," I would think there would be more innuendo about the players sexuality, but there was not one mention of it. And personlly, the thought of Hewitt being horsehung seems rather disappointing as I can not stand his demeanor on the court. Not that being huge is a gift, but it still doesn't fit right to me. Back to fun please. I love the description of Safin. Sounds just like I would think he would be. LOL. "Very adventurous" maybe that's code for swings both ways!

[HotMelbourne]

Believe it or not, what does it hurt amd frankly, if it were "just what you would expect from a list found here," I would think there would be more innuendo about the players sexuality, but there was not one mention of it. And personlly, the thought of Hewitt being horsehung seems rather disappointing as I can not stand his demeanor on the court. Not that being huge is a gift, but it still doesn't fit right to me. Back to fun please. I love the description of Safin. Sounds just like I would think he would be. LOL. "Very adventurous" maybe that's code for swings both ways!

That was my point. If you had an unbounded fantasy land why would you give Lleyton Hewitt the horse cock and make Andy Roddick average, Federer a pin dick and Nadal a one minute wonder.

[HotMelbourne]

no more opinions?

[DavidMac]

I think it's finally dead...yeah!

[LTU2000]

I hope the list is wrong and Nadal hads a big one!

[alastair_r]

Anyone know what site the list came from ? Anyone know anything more about Mr Federer ? X

[Knobman]

I am sure Tennis6 will be along on this soon - but I do recall seeing more than one thread here discussing the fact that Lleyton Hewitt was hung like a horse and no-one else in the current squad of players came even close...

To the past - and certainty...IVAN LENDL. A sports reporter was a close friend of mine who had access to everywhere at Wimbledon including the dressing rooms and showers. He told me that - despite being straight - he was a truly amazed at lendl's uncircumcised cock which he described as "obscenely huge".

[jackcom]

Novak is the best

[filipbong]

The Russians...hands down

[shoparound]

No kidding the Russians. Igor Andreev looked packing during that Federer match.

[HotMelbourne]

Any new goss?

[byrons2cents]

well we can only guess and base everything on rumors but until we get real pics then its all rumor

[tennis6]

I'm thinking David has something special to offer

[feistfan]

well I would love to see his cock
Janko

WHOA. This guy is YUM! Who is he?

[tennis6]

WHOA. This guy is YUM! Who is he?

he's Serbian JankoTipsarevic...I just posted more of him on the sexy tennis thread