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    Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    I thought I'd take a go at another pic thread. But this time I thought I'd devote it solely to amateurs and funny nude pics.

    You know, right now at this very minute, somewhere in America, some guy is taking a naked pic of himself - and he actually believes it will never show up on the internet.

    So at times this will be a "What Was He Thinking Thread?"

    Every guy isn't going to be hot or handsome. But many pics will make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking.

    Some of the guys will be hot, others not so hot. But hopefully most of them will bring a smile to your face.

    So, with the proper amount of sarcasm in place, let's meet Guy #1



    Now, just how long did he expect this picture to float around before it got posted to a website? Better yet, who is that extra chair for? One would assume from the number of diplomas and certificates on the wall that he must have some level of education - so let's discuss that book shelf and just how long it will take before it falls over.
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    So, let us meet Guy #2 .....



    OK, first of all, just who take a nude pic while being encircled with cats? Could that beer have had something to do with it? Maybe just a little bit? And can we discuss that lovely leopard print atop a dazzling zebra print? Couldn't this be any guy from Altoona?

    Now, the body is kind of hot, but that Charles Manson haircut has got to go. And what is that magic marker and lube doing on the rug. And was he using it on himself or one of the cats?

    Right now this minute someone else is taking a pic like this, and it's only a matter of time before we find it here.


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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    Shall we go directly to Guy #3?



    Now, couldn't this be in just about any frat house this side of Sheboygan?

    Alas, we're approaching finals week at most college campuses. Our young studs are having to endure all-night cram sessions before their final exams, leaving them with precious little time to jack off.

    Except for this guy.

    He's managed to find a way to do both - study for his exams and squirt a load.
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    The guy with the rug is priceless!

    for next time:

    NEUTRAL BACKGROUND!!!


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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    And now we have a special guest star to introduce guy #4 ...



    If there is anyone that Miss Bette could just eat up, it's one of our brave young men who defend our country - all the while letting the world get a glimpse of their pee pee.



    Notice the "surprised" look on his face. Could he really not have known that his pecker was hanging out of his uniform? Hell, with something that big, you'd sort of expect it to create a breeze when it bobs around too and fro.

    We can only hope that is a shower curtain beside him, or else the barracks has some dreadful drapes! So why is he fully clothed in the bathroom?


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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by chatolandia View Post
    The guy with the rug is priceless!

    for next time:

    NEUTRAL BACKGROUND!!!
    You just don't see craftsmanship like that outside of Schenectady, you really don't!

    LOL!


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    if I didn't live 3 hours away from Schenectady, I would be insulted!

    The military guy, WOW!


    He is being all that he can be!


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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    And it looks like we have time for one more guy right now, so please welcome Guy #5 ...



    This might just fall under the "What Was He Thinking?" heading!

    Now, I probably wouldn't kick him out of bed, but I definitely wouldn't be taking a nude pic with that gawdawful mesh light thingee hanging over the head of the bed.

    I'm not sure if the slut red paint on the wall is the most soothing color to see right before beddy bye.

    Perhaps an investment in a nice bedside table is in order?
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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    is he trying to be sexy, or did he just farted?


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    I think he definitely farted!
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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    Well, it appears we have time for one more person before American Idol, so with out further delay, meet Guy #6 ...



    Our subject appears to have just returned from Taco Belle, notice the drink on the bottom right. With the multiple television sets and remote controls, along with the fluorescent lights and Easter Egg Yellow paint on the wall .... one must only assume this is yet another frat house somewhere in the US.

    No doubt this guy is drop-dead gorgeous, and no doubt some level of intoxification was involved in the making of this photgraph.

    Comments?

    Don't be shy ....


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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    you forgot to mention the lovely ceiling



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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    Love your critique of the photos. Very insightful for future pics.
    Feel free to have fun with me and mine.

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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    Guy #3 is reading with his sunglasses on while his reading glasses are beside him on the table. Either he thinks he's cool or he's incognito or both. Funny pic, though.
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    Pic #1 is one of my all time favs. He as a text book perfect frat body. But this pic has been around for like 10 years. I would love to see an updated version.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TKNAKED View Post
    Love your critique of the photos. Very insightful for future pics.
    Feel free to have fun with me and mine.
    Thanks for being a good sport, and congratulations on being Guy #6!



    Now, the Snapcat is going to have to reach for his strong glasses, because the picture is so small. But I think we can glean enough information in order to offer an insightful critique.

    I think going with a leather sofa was a smart idea, especially for "play night," but you might consider a darker shade, perhaps a nice dark gray or black. Now we simply MUST talk about your towels. Buttocks as fine as yours should only rest atop a nice Epyptian Blend 100% all cotton towel. And I would recommend avoiding white.

    Green is usually my favorite color, but in this case this is not s smart pillow selection. But slip covers can easily remedy that.

    Aside from the ashtray which should be sent down to the dungeon, and the door mirror hanging on the wall, I would say everything was in good order.

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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    Please welcome Guy #7 ....



    Just how long did this dude think this picture was going to remain on his hard drive before it was thrust out on the internet? Considering the length of his cock, it would be fair to assume that he was rightfully proud of his pee pee.

    But if you take a look at the wall behind him, we can all see that in reality he was not prepared for this to be launched on the "internets."

    Basic design rule number one: artwork should be proportional to the area. That tiny picture hanging above the overused coat rack has just got to go. And from the sheer volume of clothes hanging on said rack, one can only wonder if there is any room left in his closet.

    And notice the red sweater hanging on the rack is the only splash of color in the entire picture. Quick, someone phone the guys from Queer Eye!

    Overall, I think this guy has great potential in the "gay for pay" film genre .... all we need to do is a bit of tweaking and we could have him churning out porn movies in less than a week.

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    ^nice jeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by chatolandia View Post
    you forgot to mention the lovely ceiling

    And the tiger photo picture-thingee, what the hell is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapcat View Post
    My favorite is still number 2 with the cat...that really ought to be a LOLcat picture. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy. I'm wondering if he cums on the cat?

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    Is it just me ? But I'm finding some of Snapcats pics kinda hot .....

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    hehe studying frat guy has an odd appeal
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    Quote Originally Posted by justaguy View Post
    Is it just me ? But I'm finding some of Snapcats pics kinda hot .....
    The first one caused me to rub my dick a little

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    Yes, these are your next door neighbors ... you know, the ones who you see everyday and never think anything about ... until that one day when they take the plunge to drop trou - after all, no one will ever see it, right?

    So please welcome Guy #7



    ^ I think this guy might be the little brother of Vanilla Ice!


    The resemblance is uncanny, don't you think?

    Once again we have the popular leopard print on the bed - only this time it's just a fitted sheet. I guess he must writhe on the bed naked with no top sheet.

    The black-out sheet on the window can mean only one of two things. Either he is a vampire, or this is "play night." Either way, we wouldn't want the kiddies to be peaking in on that, now would we?

    Just how much beer do you think is in that mini-fridge?

    And doesn't that swimsuit just reek of Christmas spirit? Red and green swimming trunks? Whatever happened to the standard gray speedo? (And is he all grown up now?)
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    Snap, tomorrow remind me of sending you a picture to be judged xP

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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    Those two guys are so classy!

    they reek a refined taste that can only be found in Architectural Digest....


    the first guy #7, for example, that penis deserves its own area code!


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    Some guys really get off on being naked outdoors. Some even want to memorialize the moment with a Kodak moment.



    This picture kind of makes you wonder just how far some guys will go to get that Kodak moment. One would presume the kayak was in at least some motion, but the image isn't out of focus too badly. Was the photographer in another kayak or on the shore?

    And do you think anyone had to worry about squeeling like a pig in the woods this day?
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    Thought for the Day ...

    As you make your rounds from gay bar to gay bar to play party on this Friday night, keep in mind that someone somewhere is having to suck their own dicks.




    So, the next time you find yourself too apprehensive to pick that guy up at the bar ... just remember, you could be forcing him to have to suck his own dick tonight!
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    Bedrooms seem to be a favorite setting for our men to get naked ....



    Going by the look on his face, I suspect this isn't the first time he's gotten naked for the camera. The medicine on the bedside table could have loosened him up a bit, though. And speaking of the bedside table, perhaps some additional storage is in order to reduce the clutter. And is that a pencil sharpener on the table?

    Now I must give props for the nice use of color in the bedding, but too bad that couldn't be extended to cover the pasty white walls. And I'm not sure that so much black is needed.

    If you look closely, you can see the money on the beside table that he was paid to pose nude.
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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    How about a little midnight snack?



    Notice that the hard dick is pointing toward the beer.

    While I haven't seen anyone put peanut butter in the fridge before, it does appear to be a nicely stocked, and fairly nutritionally stocked fridge - albeit a little heavy on the liquids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapcat View Post
    How about a little midnight snack?



    Notice that the hard dick is pointing toward the beer.

    While I haven't seen anyone put peanut butter in the fridge before, it does appear to be a nicely stocked, and fairly nutritionally stocked fridge - albeit a little heavy on the liquids.


    That pic sure makes my mouth water.

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    It looks like the water is right beside the beer! Help yourself! LOL!
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    I have my eye on something else that would quench my thirst---

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    Interesting thread, snapcat.

    I love your commentary.

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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    The guy on the bed, he is probably renting...

    and it's trying to save money for a house...

    but gingham?

    'and the fridge guy, the choice of beer is good!

    I still like both though


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    Ehhh.... judgemental thread

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    Re: Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

    ehh, missing the point?


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    I thought it was all in good fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chatolandia View Post
    ehh, missing the point?
    *shrug*
    Yeah, I don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapcat View Post
    I thought I'd take a go at another pic thread. But this time I thought I'd devote it solely to amateurs and funny nude pics.

    You know, right now at this very minute, somewhere in America, some guy is taking a naked pic of himself - and he actually believes it will never show up on the internet.

    So at times this will be a "What Was He Thinking Thread?"

    Every guy isn't going to be hot or handsome. But many pics will make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking.

    Some of the guys will be hot, others not so hot. But hopefully most of them will bring a smile to your face.

    So, with the proper amount of sarcasm in place, let's meet Guy #1



    Now, just how long did he expect this picture to float around before it got posted to a website? Better yet, who is that extra chair for? One would assume from the number of diplomas and certificates on the wall that he must have some level of education - so let's discuss that book shelf and just how long it will take before it falls over.
    read this....

    it helps

    it is not about criticizing the men, it is more about the choice of locale, or their poses...



    Since sometimes, too often, people look funny when they are trying to be sexy


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    And, of course, we should notice the spots on the floor of guy #7 with the guitar. Wax? From burning the candle at both ends - or did his music make him or someone else cum? XXX
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    Indeed, this is just a satirical look at those pics that seemed like a pretty good idea at the time, but in hindsight make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking?



    Now this is an interesting subject for a variety of reasons. My most immediate concern is that this young man is in desperate need of a trip to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to purchase a new pillow for his leather chair. Those strings on this pillow can really get in the way on "play night." But he does get points for at least using a pillow.

    I'm wondering if furniture placement could be an issue here. I'm assuming he has a casual sitting area behind the big-screen television - but perhaps a nice palm tree would provide some definition between the two areas.

    The artwork grouping on the back wall contains some interesting pieces, but I'm thinking we could rearrange them in a more interesting pattern after we apply some nice color to the walls.

    And perhaps JC Penny will have a drapes sale in the near future - we desperately need a window treatment intervention here.

    Now based on the pose, our subject must have planned this picture, but looking at the surprised look on his face I'm guessing he was having second thoughts as soon as he heard the click of the camera!


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    Now please welcome our next guy ...



    Now this soldier is living proof that soldiers should be required to be nude at least for one hour each day.

    Based on the limited background material, I'm guessing this is not in the barracks. Take a look at the heinous carpet at the bottom of the pic. And shouldn't that fire extinguisher be wall-mounted?

    My mind wanders to what he must be watching as the picture was being taken. I think the big money would be on a porn pic on the boob tube. You can just see that cock rise, almost!

    But the deal breaker for me, on if this is a private abode, is the automatic door close thingee on top of the door. Just who has one of those thing-a-ma-bobs installed at home.

    But overall, this soldier gets very high marks from me.
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    Now here we have a candidate who is in great need of having the housekeeper spend a few extra moments straightening up down in the dungeon!



    Oh, where do we begin?!?!?!

    How about we all agree that we can toss out that Easter Egg basket and those pink panties?

    Our subject must be an avid tennis buff, going by the collection of tennis balls in the background. That, or he has some bizzare tennis ball fetish that involves pink panties and Easter eggs?!?!?!

    I'm betting the mini-fridge is just out of the camera shot, and is loaded with beer.

    The golf clubs in the background suggest that he enjoys the outdoors and remains very active, yet the lack of a tan line on his legs suggests he doesn't wear shorts all that often.

    Looking at his pics on display to the left of the computer one could assume he is not all that into girls, but on the other hand, the lack of porn on display on his computer screen might suggest otherwise.

    So, who wants to suck his dick first?


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    Quote Originally Posted by snapcat View Post
    Indeed, this is just a satirical look at those pics that seemed like a pretty good idea at the time, but in hindsight make you scratch your head and wonder what was he thinking?



    Now this is an interesting subject for a variety of reasons. My most immediate concern is that this young man is in desperate need of a trip to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to purchase a new pillow for his leather chair. Those strings on this pillow can really get in the way on "play night." But he does get points for at least using a pillow.

    I'm wondering if furniture placement could be an issue here. I'm assuming he has a casual sitting area behind the big-screen television - but perhaps a nice palm tree would provide some definition between the two areas.

    The artwork grouping on the back wall contains some interesting pieces, but I'm thinking we could rearrange them in a more interesting pattern after we apply some nice color to the walls.

    And perhaps JC Penny will have a drapes sale in the near future - we desperately need a window treatment intervention here.

    Now based on the pose, our subject must have planned this picture, but looking at the surprised look on his face I'm guessing he was having second thoughts as soon as he heard the click of the camera!



    Did you happen to notice the cat lounging on the couch, the flash makes it's eyes look like something from the Village of the Damned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alley1234 View Post
    Did you happen to notice the cat lounging on the couch, the flash makes it's eyes look like something from the Village of the Damned.

    They're lasers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapcat View Post
    So, who wants to suck his dick first?

    Me!!!


    Then I'll clean up that room for him, and make him a nice breakfast.

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    Snappy...time for some chocolate



    I`m waiting....

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    This one is for Miss Ruby!



    Now, where do we begin with this one?

    I think we can all agree that those sheets have got to go. We could introduce a nice comforter in a warm earth tone. And a mirror over the head of the bed?

    Once again we need to introduce some color to those pasty white walls. And we really should explore the possibility of a nice lamp that doesn't look like it was just purchased at TJ Max. Perhaps one more in scale with the bedside table?

    But overall, our guy gets high marks for not having a "surprised" look on his face.

    I'd do him.


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    You know, I never understood how some people have mirrors over the head of their beds. It's really dangerous...

    Say one night you're having a really wild sack session, and the headboard hits the wall...and BAM! The mirror falls and hits someone smack over the head...

    not good.

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