Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

[Corny]

And we have even more of our naked guys hiding behind the modesty object of their choice!

and i have oned more

[snapcat]

and i have oned more

Ah, I wonder what they asked for when they sat in Santa's lap last year?

LOL!

[snapcat]

Now this naked guy is kinda' hot! If you set aside the dreary white walls, and the baby oil on the coffee table, I could totally see myself doing him.

[Glafna]

Why couldn't my driving instructor been more like this guy?

"Now I'm gonna show you how to get out of a traffic ticket. Hope you don't mind the salty taste."

[erugrats]

Why couldn't my driving instructor been more like this guy?

I would never want to learn driving lessons anymore if this was my instructor.

[snapcat]

Now, our latest naked guy is definitely one fine looking hunk, but one thing worries me. Just take a look at all of the containers of some sort of fluid laying around that room. It reminds me of an amateur chemistry lab, or even the first stages of a crack house! Don't even get me started on those stark white walls!



I'm wondering if Roger Clemons is in the next room!

[topinboots]

okay...anyone else go through this thread to see if there were pictures of them self that ended up here?? I just say, if I should show up...be gentle!

[snapcat]

It's always a delight when the naked guy opens the shower curtain to discover a camera lurking - I know nothing delights me more than the paparazzi hiding behind the toilet to catch me while unaware ...

[BlueLantern]

http://freshdonuts.blogspot.com/2008...bcam-show.html
http://bp1.blogger.com/_lLqQYmrUfLQ/...0+%2823%29.jpg
http://freshdonuts.blogspot.com/2008...looks-fat.html

God, please do those =3

[erugrats]

I don't know why but I totally find this photo hot and I dont care about the background because my eyes are fixed on that beautiful dick.

[Glafna]

I don't know why but I totally find this photo hot and I dont care about the background because my eyes are fixed on that beautiful dick.

'Now, don't look at the camera, makes it seem alot more 'real'. OK then, the bottom guy will be here soon, and you can be a star, albeit in porn, but a star none the less.'

[Huntneo(PT)]

I don't know why but I totally find this photo hot and I dont care about the background because my eyes are fixed on that beautiful dick.

I know right.

He does have a nice cock.

[Glafna]

I think I remember seeing that pic b4. Theres a crapload of guys like him on those amateur webcam sites, alot with pretty nice bodies and dicks.

[ravenstar]

Why couldn't my driving instructor been more like this guy?

I would have happily learnt alot from him but it wouldn't have been driving.

[snapcat]

I took a few days to get some stuff done around the house and garden. Meanwhile, our naked guys have been lining up for the camera!

With finals out of the way, and summer right around the corner, the beer is flowing a the frat houses across the country!

[snapcat]

Just hand me the phone if this shows up when you call 911! On the other hand, take a look at the head of that dick .... it looks like it might have been somewhere and is in need of a wash rag.

[snapcat]

I'm guessing some alcohol was involved in the making of this picture. Perhaps another beer would have gotten us all the pic we would really like to see.

[snapcat]

Here's a few more .....

[snapcat]

Now, please welcome our next naked guy .... fresh out of the shower!

[jackoroe]

I don't know why but I totally find this photo hot and I dont care about the background because my eyes are fixed on that beautiful dick.

I want to give those big, beautiful nuts a tongue bath!

[snapcat]

And we find our next naked guy sitting naked in, what appears to be, a tacky '80's living room outside of Sheboygan, probably not for the first time ....



I mean, I would certainly hate it for him to actually tidy the place up before posing nude for the camera!

What is up with those dreadful blinds? There doesn't appear to be a window behind them!?!?!

And that etched glass mirror just went on sale at Big Lots for $4.99 last week!

[Guest]

And we find our next naked guy sitting naked in, what appears to be, a tacky '80's living room outside of Sheboygan, probably not for the first time ....



I mean, I would certainly hate it for him to actually tidy the place up before posing nude for the camera!

What is up with those dreadful blinds? There doesn't appear to be a window behind them!?!?!

And that etched glass mirror just went on sale at Big Lots for $4.99 last week!

I wonder if he can lift that barbell with his cock.

[chatolandia]

They guy looks bored

I think he is tired of the decoration in his apartment

[Huntneo(PT)]

His cock looks tasty!

I'll help him with the room later...

[nsguy2]

This thread is a welcome change from all the whining, bitching, moaning and dramatics that sometimes take place on here.

Thanks.

And the guy in the post above is absolutely hot - Wow!

[snapcat]

Red Alert!, Red Alert!, Red Alert!

Gentlemen, we are falling down on the job, again! Some of our naked guys are having to suck their own dicks again! We can't have that!

[chatolandia]

That poor guy, needs a blowjob and new upholstery

[snapcat]

You know, aside from the hair, a couple of the tattoos, and the hideous living room, I think we could clean this naked guy up for "Play Night."

What do you think?




We're looking at some MAJOR decorating disasters, here - I just don't know where to begin. But perhaps we could just empty the place out and start from scratch.

That's a nice looking dick!

[snapcat]

I think this naked guy is doable just the way he is! The line forms behind me, folks!

[snapcat]

I don't know about this one, folks. I'm not really sure if the cock is big enough to get past the multitude of decorating disasters going on in this room.

[Mako247]

I don't know about this one, folks. I'm not really sure if the cock is big enough to get past the multitude of decorating disasters going on in this room.

that hair! that neck chain!
nope no can do
(besides that winkie is way too wee)

[BlueLantern]

I think this naked guy is doable just the way he is! The line forms behind me, folks!

aawww who is my cute fuzzy bear? you are!

[Huntneo(PT)]

Gentlemen, we are falling down on the job, again! Some of our naked guys are having to suck their own dicks again! We can't have that!

You kill me with that!

[snapcat]

First our naked guys had to suck their own dick, now their having to fuck themselves with a big fat dildo!

Where are my whores?

Do we not have any whores in Metropolitan Tallahassee willing to fuck this young man?



Grab the lube and hunker down! This is going to be an all-night orgy!

[chatolandia]

That seems to be an odd contraption


and he seem to be not enjoying it

[TKNAKED]

[quote=snapcat;3949093]I don't know about this one, folks. I'm not really sure if the cock is big enough to get past the multitude of decorating disasters going on in this room.






[Any credit for the NON-WHITE wall at least. and his dick looks just Fine. ]

[Huntneo(PT)]

That seems to be an odd contraption


and he seem to be not enjoying it

I know right!

[snapcat]

That seems to be an odd contraption


and he seem to be not enjoying it

It's the latest from Ronco!

it's just amazing what they can do with butt plugs these days!

[Alpha1851]

This thread just gets better and better! I love the two guys who are on the balcony w/ their asses exposed.

[Glafna]

Now dat is some wierd ass butt-plug. People will put anything up their ass these days, lol.

[Guest]

It's the latest from Ronco!

it's just amazing what they can do with butt plugs these days!

Just dont let Smokey hibernate in your cave over the winter.

[re-run]

I just found this thread! I love it, it needs a sticky!

[Circe Infuria]

I just found this thread! I love it, it needs a sticky!

Ditto to that!

Keep it coming Snapcat!

[M4P]

Before the lube this guy needs to use a bottle or two of



Damnit - shave that back!

[snapcat]

OK, class, please take out your geography text books and turn to page 69 for today's lesson ....

[snapcat]

You know, everyday hundreds of our naked guys just love to hold that digital camera up to the mirror to get that prized photograph of themselves naked in front of the mirror.

Not one of them ever gives a thought as to just what will eventually happen to those pictures, i.e. being uploaded onto the internet forever!

Some of them like to look all butch and masculine as ever ...


Others just don't put any thought into it ...


And, still, others are so busy concentrating on how they look, that they completely overlook such fire hazards as placing a candle beside the box of Kleenex in the bathroom.

[DeafFoxDemon]

snapcat, i bow to u!!! i love all those pictures

[gabriel1]

I don't know about this one, folks. I'm not really sure if the cock is big enough to get past the multitude of decorating disasters going on in this room.

Well at least the blinds and/or walls are not nicotine stained likethe one with the long hair.

[snapcat]

Now please welcome our next naked guy .....



Now, while I adore the lovely flooring, I do have some concerns about the color on the walls - or lack of color, as it were! So many of our naked guys are in such desperate need of a good paint job - we really should start a charity to help them out.

And I'm having some troubles with the furniture. It might fit in somewhere, but certainly not here.

When the naked guy has more color on him, rather than on his walls, we clearly have a problem!

[gabriel1]

Now please welcome our next naked guy .....

Now, while I adore the lovely flooring, I do have some concerns about the color on the walls - or lack of color, as it were! So many of our naked guys are in such desperate need of a good paint job - we really should start a charity to help them out.

And I'm having some troubles with the furniture. It might fit in somewhere, but certainly not here.When the naked guy has more color on him, rather than on his walls, we clearly have a problem!

Find someone with a double wide who needs new furniture