Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

[chatolandia]

Thanks so much for posting, guys! This has been a lot of fun!

Which brings us to our next naked guy ....



It appears something is "up" out in the tool shed!

I think this guy gets the award for the widest dick in the thread so far!

I just happened to need a contractor to fix something in my...


bedroom, yeah, my bedroom is broken...

[snapcat]

I'm not sure what happened, but I've attached the pics again. So, you should be able to see them if you click on the pic at the bottom of the original post.

Weird things happening tonight!

I'll entitle this next series, "Naked Frat Guys Showing Us How To Party!"



Now, clearly this frat guy knows how to party naked!

Who wants to volunteer to fuck this guy first?

And it appears that our next naked frat guy has resorted to the old reliable prop - the guitar - for his modesty piece. Too bad it didn't cover up that heinous quilt!



I'm wondering how much porn is stashed in those trays under the bed?



You know, I'm starting to wonder what goes on in this attic!



For me, the liquor bottle in this naked guys hand really makes the picture an instant classic. It almost makes you forget the awful mess hiding in the closet.



Now, really, who here simply hasn't chugged some Billy Beer while bare-assed nekkid sitting atop a hideous sofa?

[Glafna]

In our next installment of "Naked in Public," we find this stud showing off his impressive pee pee on the bus ..... will someone please find out where this bus is? I want to climb on board!

"Welcome to the best bus tour in Paris. Today, we will be viewing some of the local day-time hotspots. On your left, you will see many nude men and women frolicking on the beach. No ma'am, it is perfectly legal, as long as sexual activity is not involved. No sir, you may masturbate if you wish, as long as you clean up any mess you make. Now, continuing the tour......"

[snapcat]

So, can everyone see our latest naked guy?



You know, I'd be willing to overlook the numerous fashion disasters going on in this kitchen if this guy was buck nekkid in the middle of it!

[cityboy-stl]

Shows up fine.
My kitchen could sure some decoration like that.

[chatolandia]

The guy looks hot

the kitchen looks....


clean... yep, clean

[Guest]

So, can everyone see our latest naked guy?



You know, I'd be willing to overlook the numerous fashion disasters going on in this kitchen if this guy was buck nekkid in the middle of it!

He looks so clean that I could eat him off the floor.

[steve621]

i saw new pics - they are thumbnails at the bottom of the post

[BlueLantern]

So, can everyone see our latest naked guy?



You know, I'd be willing to overlook the numerous fashion disasters going on in this kitchen if this guy was buck nekkid in the middle of it!

God, look at these legs o.o

He could kill with those things.

[snapcat]

It's party time!!!



Ah, yes, final exams are underway on college campuses across this great land .... and somewhere, some place a naked frat guy is the center of attention.

Does anyone else wonder just what kind of room this is with the ceiling being so low?

And isn't it a bit disappointing that this naked frat guy's cock actually fits in that tiny cup?

[snapcat]

And let the party continue before this naked frat guy explodes ...

[snapcat]

I'm guessing these guys will be naked inside of 10 minutes, and one of them will be hard before the hour is up.

I'm just saying ...

[snapcat]

This ass is to die for! This is one party I wouldn't mind making a guest appearance at! I'm guessing this is Uncle Bud's hunting cabin down off Route 40, where the boys can have a little alone time.

[snapcat]

And the party continues across the the creek at Uncle Bert's love cabin in the woods.

No need to pull the curtains together for this party! Uncle Bert is probably upstairs sleeping a 12 pack off!




But I do think one of us should let Uncle Bert know that his hat may need dry cleaning!

[Txgoodoldboy]

This ass is to die for! This is one party I wouldn't mind making a guest appearance at! I'm guessing this is Uncle Bud's hunting cabin down off Route 40, where the boys can have a little alone time.

Thanks for the thread. This is one fine ass.

[Circe Infuria]

Judas priest this thread is hysterical!!

I'm too busy laughing to even begin to come up with any captions.

Please continue!

[snapcat]

If it weren't for the stove in the background I'd say this might be taken inside of a sauna ...... of course it could also be a hostage photo.

[snapcat]

It's Friday once again, and we all know that really means it's "play night" for many of our amateur naked guys!



And if this naked guy is packing what he appears to be packing, then I think we have a "Kodak Moment" in the making.

I'm guessing this is probably a hotel room at spring break. Of course I'm not sure if I would want to stay in any hotel that would adorn it's rooms with a Grandma Moses quilt!

Something tells me that this guy might as well put those clothes back in the suitcase - he's not going to be using them much.

Sandwich anyone?

[snapcat]

We interrupt this thread with a very important announcement regarding the dress code here!

[snapcat]

Please tell me that this naked guy isn't using a tube of toothpaste as lube!

[snapcat]

Don't you just love it when our naked straight boys are just a tad modest?



In this case the skateboard offers just the right amount of modesty, it would appear. At least he isn't wearing that heinous polka-dotted blazer!

And can we talk about that green shag carpeting? I'm guessing that was probably installed in 1984 .... and probably last cleaned in January 1985!

I'm guessing this next pic was taken backstage in the dressing room at the local drag bar in Tuscaloosa!



The guy on the right looks uncomfortably content with that watermelon. Perhaps there is a story there ....

Would anyone care for a drink of water?

[snapcat]

It's Friday night and time for some

Clown Porn!

[alley]

It's Friday once again, and we all know that really means it's "play night" for many of our amateur naked guys!



And if this naked guy is packing what he appears to be packing, then I think we have a "Kodak Moment" in the making.

I'm guessing this is probably a hotel room at spring break. Of course I'm not sure if I would want to stay in any hotel that would adorn it's rooms with a Grandma Moses quilt!

Something tells me that this guy might as well put those clothes back in the suitcase - he's not going to be using them much.

Sandwich anyone?

I really like peanut butter---but it does not have the same effect on my dick.

[Glafna]

I'm guessing these guys will be naked inside of 10 minutes, and one of them will be hard before the hour is up.

I'm just saying ...

'Now that wrestling practice is over, the team can get to some real 'wrestling'

Wow, that is pretty lame, lol.

[Glafna]

If it weren't for the stove in the background I'd say this might be taken inside of a sauna ...... of course it could also be a hostage photo.

'When the night is over, Uncle Bud is ready to pounce on the first tight drunk ass he can get his hands on.'

[snapcat]

And we have even more of our naked guys hiding behind the modesty object of their choice!




I'm not sure what #1's fascination with lime green is, but he could sure stand to have a decorator stop by his crib - better yet, just call Trading Spaces! I think we need Hildy or Doug redoing that awful room!

[snapcat]

And now please welcome our next naked guy's self-pic!



Aside from those less than flattering underwear and the poofy orange swag hanging over the boring blinds, I would totally "do" him.

[alley]

That bathroom screams " I live with Mommy!!!!"

[snapcat]

It's Saturday, so that means more of our naked guys are running around naked outdoors!



I can only wonder what strange circumstances of events led to this guy being naked at the car wash.



This next photograph is disturbing on so many levels. That look on his face leads me to believe that he just returned from burying dead bodies in the woods.

[snapcat]

In honor of Chatolandia's 16,000 post, we have the following naked guy just for him!

[bulge]

All the pics here are fantastic. Real guys. Thrilling.

[bulge]

Thanks so much for posting, guys! This has been a lot of fun!

Which brings us to our next naked guy ....



It appears something is "up" out in the tool shed!

I think this guy gets the award for the widest dick in the thread so far!

This one is soooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooot

[snapcat]

Now, please welcome our next naked guy ....



I'm thinking this naked guy could stand to use a little more "bling," what do you think? For me, that disinterested look on his face really doesn't work for me?

[snapcat]

Well, it's "Play Night," but this naked guy still seems to be stuck at work or school. Well, at least he was able to shed his clothes for our little gallery!

[M4P]

Well, it's "Play Night," but this naked guy still seems to be stuck at work or school. Well, at least he was able to shed his clothes for our little gallery!

I'd play with him

[syntax]

And for my next trick, I'm going to balance a branch using just my dick ....

Is that David Blaine previewing his next stunt? He's going to balance that stick for 3 days.

[HOT4MEN]

Animal Abuse!!





He's pretty cute!

[HOT4MEN]

WTF is wrong with these guys?

[ComNavFdgPk]

And now let's pause for a moment as we play America's Favorite Game - "Find the Marine"!

[snapcat]

Someone, somewhere, is sitting nekkid on a faux leopard print chair!

[snapcat]

Why couldn't my driving instructor been more like this guy?

[snapcat]

What strange positions our naked guys sometimes pose in for their pics?

I can't imagine this was a pose that would come natural for many people.

[jackoroe]

Now, please welcome our next naked guy ....



I'm thinking this naked guy could stand to use a little more "bling," what do you think? For me, that disinterested look on his face really doesn't work for me?

The little state map on his chest is kind of interesting. I guess that depicts where to drop him off once your done with him!

[BlueLantern]

Snap cat! over here!

Polly wants a cracker!

http://techwolf.homeip.net/SmoothBoy.../07170134.html

[snapcat]

Snap cat! over here!

Polly wants a cracker!

http://techwolf.homeip.net/SmoothBoy.../07170134.html

I've seen that pic before!!!

LOL!

[chatolandia]

In honor of Chatolandia's 16,000 post, we have the following naked guy just for him!

thanks Snapcat

and what a lovely boy


the room though, you can keep!

[TheGM27]

Now, please welcome our next naked guy ....



I'm thinking this naked guy could stand to use a little more "bling," what do you think? For me, that disinterested look on his face really doesn't work for me?

I think he is cute ... I also wouldn't mind stealing that UNC baseball cap he is wearing, after I was finished with him!

[snapcat]

Well, I took a day off yesterday. Meanwhile, naked men were shedding their clothes in droves for the camera!



You know, I'd love to see Home Depot stop selling white wall paint for a week! This is one naked guy that really needs to bring some color into his life. When you rely on your wall calendar and the door knob for a splash of color, you know you are in trouble.

[snapcat]

It's party time in the frat house, and the clothes are flying out the window!



You know, I think we need some gay men to do some painting in some of these frat houses over the summer. Here is another example of more heinous white wall paint!

Perhaps a boycott of Home Depot is in order?

[snapcat]

I'm guessing this was shot in a trailer - perhaps a double-wide. I'm curious as to what the fascination with being nekkid in front of the stove is all about for some of our naked guys!