I wouldn't mind clowning around with this clown. (Even I'd be a bit creeped out.)
In a perfect world...
...this would be my personal chef
I'd love to watch his taste hot sausage his cooking up, though I would remind him of the dangers of hot oil and dangley bits, wouldn't want that precious cargo getting singed.
...this would be my satellite TV installer
After spending some time fixing everything up, I'd climb up to roof and offer him some relief. We'd immediately go in the house, because that roof looks like it might be hot as hell and also I wouldn't want the neighbors to see us... at least not for free anyway.
...and lastly this would be my gardener
Notice how he's already got a hard on? I promised to 'plow some seeds' with him when he's done with the lawn, either he's thinking about that or he enjoys his job way to much.