According to the FDA (Fucking Dick & Ass Administration) A daily serving of Pringles Sour Cream 'n Onion & a good Creamy load of Cum averages about 135 calories combined.....
"Dude, I think that Ewok is checking me out."
After tearing through a small village, Sakronof takes time to reevaluate some things in his life.
Best beer coaster ever.
Funny touch !
Peak a boo!
The first thing I noticed was the huge couch
Jon Magnum- so hot!!! Shaves his head now and bottoms a lot.
Manager: "Where did Gary & Steve disappear to?"
Employee: "Oh Gary took Steve to the bathroom to show him how to Un-Clog a Pipe"....
Manager: "Yesterday it took you forever to get the hang-of-it, I hope Steve is a faster learner"...
Employee: "Oh yeah Boss-man, I'm more Hands-on than Steve. Yesterday Gary stood there most of the time and watched me pump the Pipe before we switched pumping positions...Gary tends to Pump the Pipe real Fast so I bet Steve will have that Pipe Flowing with Warm liquid in no time"..
"Oh laddie, if it's me shillelagh ya be wanting ta see, then take a gander."
Just because his leg is broken in 15 places doesn't mean he still can't get a hard on.
Whatever he's playing must be the sexiest song ever written, or he's just practicing his guitar skills until the Viagra wears off.
This picture was taken right before his wife and kids opened the garage door. He's divorced now.
Last edited by She Wants Revenge; December 18th, 2012 at 10:50 PM.
"WHAAAAAT THAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK"
I wonder what was so offensive that, that older man doesn't seem to notice the naked guy.
There's an optical illusion here somewhere, I just can't find it. Maybe I can see it better with my pants down and a bottle of Jergens lotion near by.
See, gays where in the military, even as far back as World War motha fuckin 2. Eat it Conservatives!
"Captain Rough Trade at your service"... or waiting to be serviced. lol lmao lmfaosfsjfsdfjlsfdsljsdsdfljsdh
Last edited by She Wants Revenge; December 18th, 2012 at 11:08 PM.
he is a very sweet lad..
^ Might those two be REAL Bros??!
WISDOM is the Knowledge you've gained ... After you could have used it! _Me
This reminds me I haven't washed my car in a while
Paul Bunyan's son gives his support to Occupy Wall Street. WE ARE THE 99%!!1!!
"Lars was pissed because he'd been waiting all night for someone to suck his dick."
"Thank you Lenscrafters."
^ Safety first you know!
"Your life is yours alone. Rise up and live it."
Naked hotties in the kitchen!!
Ralphie, you'll shoot your eye out!
Last edited by lockeroomguy; December 27th, 2012 at 03:34 AM.
Not me, I swear
^Another kicking English grammar post