Snapcat's Amateur & Funny Nudes Thread

[1Cubbed2DaddyBear]

So, let us meet Guy #2 .....



OK, first of all, just who take a nude pic while being encircled with cats? Could that beer have had something to do with it? Maybe just a little bit? And can we discuss that lovely leopard print atop a dazzling zebra print? Couldn't this be any guy from Altoona?

Now, the body is kind of hot, but that Charles Manson haircut has got to go. And what is that magic marker and lube doing on the rug. And was he using it on himself or one of the cats?

Right now this minute someone else is taking a pic like this, and it's only a matter of time before we find it here.

Probably the only pussy he'll ever have in a picture with him in it.

[dougmc92]

he looks A LITTLE- (I stress- a little) Like Joe Manganello (unsure of spelling- the True Blood/Magic Mike guy)

[holeconfusion]

[Lefty]

[Sam-I-Am]

Way too much pussy!!!

[holeconfusion]

Let me help you get those off

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Check out the rims on that car

[theatreboi]

^seriously, where do things like this happen?

[AstareGod]

^seriously, where do things like this happen?

My first guess was New Orleans, but it looks like the place in the background is "The Chicago ???". If anyone can figure out the rest of the name of that place, I bet we could find out for sure! Too bad the GPS coordinates were stripped out of the original image...

[camj23]

^seriously, where do things like this happen?

Apparently four blocks from my house. That's right on Halsted in Chicago.

[star-warrior]

Whilst we're on rimming... This guy's tongue is amazing.

[theatreboi]

Apparently four blocks from my house. That's right on Halsted in Chicago.

where? what bar?

[holeconfusion]

Don't sit so close to the TV

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[She Wants Revenge]

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Furries know how to PART-AY!!1!

"Gurrrrrrrl, this called Pissin' with sass and ASS." Werk.

Back sweat has never been so sexy. Also, he better watch out or he'll make cause a car crash with all that sexy man ass.

[She Wants Revenge]

Don't you just love mornings?

"Fuck a car wash, let's have a MAN wash."



Instead of pumping gass, let's pump that cock, buddy.


I wonder if someone drew that star on his chest so it could be used as a cum target.

[camj23]

where? what bar?

It's just north of the intersection of Halsted and Roscoe in Boystown. The Chicago Diner (famous vegan place) across the street gives it away.

There is no bar right where they are...though it is half a block north of Sidetrak and Roscoe's which are pretty well known.

[She Wants Revenge]

Protip: If your bathroom/kitchen is a fucking mess DO NOT take sexy pictures in them. And also is that a bowl in the sink, was the kitchen sink so full with dirty dishes that he had to put some of them in the bathroom sink? Yikes.


*flick* *splat*


"Son, let's have a little talk about the birds and bees... and my cock."


Even your favorite superhero is gets horny sometimes.



To protect, serve and suck.

[mike1491]

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[She Wants Revenge]

"BRAAIIIIINS.... BRAAIIIINS" *Sees naked guy* "COOOOOCK.... COOOOCK!"


I definitely need to sneak into local baseballs team's locker room.

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[nudelife]

Initiation




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Guys at the beach

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[mike1491]

The guy himself is far from an "amateur" but it's still a good funny pic.

[She Wants Revenge]

Peter likes to help out too.

[holeconfusion]

any ideas what is going on here?

[Corny]

Not sure, but it looks like he might be soon in a world of hurt

PS: it's probably a photoshop though ..

[saintl1]

I really like to see what happens next

[mike1491]

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[Sinestro]

Can I have these two??? Please!?

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[diputsyob537]

Very arousing!