Chris Crocker needs to die.
Chris Crocker needs to die.
Underneath everything I guess I always dreamed I would be the one to take you away from all this wasted pain...
with short hair he's hot
There's something wonky about his eyes, though...they're a tad crossed, I think...
I'll Pass thanks
I'd gladly take Chris Crocker over Matthew Lush (can you say sell out?).
Welcome to early 2008, jamesdude.
Can I have some popcorn too?
‹(´ω`)› Dissolve your inner chicken. Voices that say "ah, yes".
He doesn't bother me at all.
But I think his 15 minutes are just about up.
"I'm chanting even as we speak, sweetie!"
Isn't he Betty Crocker's son?
His earlier videos were pretty damn funny but when he tries to get serious he comes off sounding really ignorant. There was a video about his theory on how the government created religion to keep people in check.
I also think his 15 minutes are just about up. If his "career" would have landed him a TV deal it would have happened already. He'll probably always have his internet fans and haters but I don't think he'll ever go beyond that.
why do his detractors despise him so much?
- jealousy?....do you wish you had grabbed his spotlight,,,first?
- self consciousness?....does what he says strike a note at home?....do his exaggerated gay mannerisms make you uneasy?
tell me your reasons....i truly don't understand...he's just a single person making his own mark ... in a virtual medium.... not at all unlike countless others whom i don't hear the same people condeming ....
as another poster said...if he were to receive t.v. endorsements....in the "real" world...it would already have happened....
in a way...because he garners all this attention...i think he has a touch of genius...
this fight that is just starting up Jamesdude.
He seems to inspire a lot of hate in a lot of people. As it happens I think there's well more than enough hate hanging around the place as it is.
I personally see nothing wrong with his "humour" if you can call it that. It's kind of funny and wry at times and then other times not so much.
What i'd love to know is why people get so upset by his existence?
^I think it is more that people on this site can't deal with the fact that there is such a thing as femme gay guys in the world. Or maybe the fact that they are popular?
Occupational haters HAVE to watch his vids and leave rude comments, they HAVE to click on threads about him and get their 2 cents in. They want to be in his position of getting attention and having their voice heard. They're either shy or there's nothing interesting about him so the only way they get "heard" is by making damn sure 35 people know how they feel about CC. Guess there's some satisfaction in typing out your hate, like a cathartic/therapy sorta thing. Whatever.
The only part I don't get is this, why don't they bitch and piss and cry over the 300 Zac Efron or Patrick Dempsey threads? Is it THAT MUCH of a fucking surprise that a GAY site would have a few threads about a GAY celebrity? Get over yourselves.
What is his claim to fame? I've never heard of him.
I'd still give him a right good rogering.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Give a man religion, and he'll starve praying for a fish.
I LOVE CHRIS CROCKER.
He's the ultimate self-parody but he very often says very intelligent, biting things and they need to be said.
And if you're not so uptight that you can't laugh at his videos, they're pretty fun.
Gentlemen.... Thank you.
The guy is a nut, where come from they eat flamboyant people like him.
Oh I think he's fucking disturbed as hell - but he's got his hilarious moments. I don't agree with everything he says but I don't have a problem with him.
Chris Crocker is not a bad guy, he does not harm anyone by making these videos and I even think sometimes people tend to pick on him more because of his physical attributes and feminine qualities rather than debating him on the subjects he brings up in his videos.
I don't personally watch his videos religiously, but if I happen to see one, I'll take a peak and he'll usually get some laughs out of me.
I don't know why, but I find this one particularly funny!
I also don't understand why people would just hate someone for no reason, I don't mind Chris, he's not necessarily someone I'd follow over the internet but whenever I see his video on YouTube I'd watch it, he can be pretty funny sometimes...
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I've got to do a dissertation in one of my courses and I'm doing it on internet celebrities and the idea of a 'celebrity' and I'm hoping to get an interview with him.
I think he's a legend.
That's Chris Crocker? That's the fella you guys are always talking about? Huh, I always thought "Chris Crocker" was some obscure, conservative politician or similar wanna be who got busted sucking dick in a theater or restroom. No wonder I hadn't heard the name through the news.
OMFG I'm geeking out, seriously the best sales pitch ever!
he's funny as shit, if you haven't watched hairflip then DO IT! I might actually buy a shirt when my debit card is activated hahahaha
Kinda reminds me about the Hulk
With that "Days Without Incident" ticker.
Instead it's "Days without Chris Crocker Thread" Which just went from over a month... to 0.
My two cents. I don't mind him, in fact some of the things he says I highly agree with.
I don't understand why so many gay people hate him and or wish death on him. I agree with what he says on a lot of the issues he discusses.
and it hurts with every heartbeat......
lol i found this video and its funny
damn, when will he go away!!!! lol chris crocker is white, not black
oookkkkkkkyyy kind of boring :
well thats just plain..... rascist
That was perfection incarnate. Now if he can do the sneezing baby panda...
Rip off of Seth Green's video:
"I'm not doing this for publicity"
"I don't want any hate mail please"
Chris LOVES publicity and he's well aware of the hate mail he's going to receive considering his person+sexuality+youtube vids. Other than that, the vid was a bit boring, he should've been more over the top. You can't go halfway when you're doing a Chris Crocker parody. Seth Green's parody was effing hilarious.
ahaha I love it.
hes so funny!
i saw a video of him with randy blue model cameron michaels.... it was hillariouss.
*has taken this comment off the record*
Don't stop me now, don't need to catch my breath , I can go on and on and on. When the lights go down and there's no one left I can go on and on and on. Give it to me, yeah.
Are you brave enough to watch the whole thing? You know you want to.
worst excuse for a human being/gay
My ass is always open. Come on in!
This video is SO 6 months ago. Haven't you heard? Chris Crocker has left YouTube.