The END? No, it's the BEGINNING!

[unloadonme]

Straight to the point.

[dynk]

Point me in the right direction.

[unloadonme]

Direction of travel.

[crimsonpaine]

Travel down roads not often taken

[dynk]

Taken ideas often become huge successes.

[unloadonme]

Successes, I've had a few!

[dynk]

Few or our Politicians are actually honest.

[unloadonme]

Honest politicians are as rare as hen's teeth.

[dynk]

Teeth are expensive to maintain and replace.

[crimsonpaine]

Replace your worn feet with robot ones

[unloadonme]

One's suffering from a touch of gastro-enteritis.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-s...wales-21635900

[dynk]

Gastro-enteritis can be very uncomfortable

[crimsonpaine]

Uncomfortable feelings from a friend could be a sign that you were just stabbed with a knife.

[dynk]

Knife wounds can be fatal.

[unloadonme]

Fatal diseases generally result in death.

[frankfrank]

Death is too kind of a punishment for those who treasonously restrict voting rights.

[BillyT]

Rights of the people have become too restrictive.

[unloadonme]

Restrictive Covenants are common practice in commercial organisations here in the United Kingdom.

[dynk]

Kingdom Halls seem to be everywhere.

[crimsonpaine]

Everywhere I look I see signs of Spring in the air.

[unloadonme]

Air is composed mainly of Nitrogen.

[dynk]

Nitrogen is both colourless and odourless

[crimsonpaine]

Odourless and tasteless is the route you want to go if you are trying to poison your roommate.

[unloadonme]

Roommates are, on the whole, best avoided.

[dynk]

Avoided chores pile up quickly.

[unloadonme]

Quickly, make another post before someone else comes along.

[dynk]

Along the road of live we accumulate many memories.

[unloadonme]

Memories Are Made of This

[unloadonme]

This thread has been saved from oblivion.

[dynk]

Oblivion is almost like eternity.

[unloadonme]

Eternity is something I'll never see.

[dynk]

I'll never see the next century

[Triple G]

Century of life is too long.

[crimsonpaine]

Long underwear is advisable when the temperature drops below freezing.

[unloadonme]

Freezing preserves some foods almost indefinitely.

[dynk]

Indefinitely is a word I often misspell.

[unloadonme]

Misspellings on JUB are exceedingly frequent.

[dynk]

Frequent remarks from trolls about my post count annoy me.

[unloadonme]

Me, I just take no notice.

[Triple G]

Notice how cute my avatar is. lol

[crimsonpaine]

lol, bunnies are very cute, we have several that live in our front yard.

[unloadonme]

Yards, feet and inches are proper measurements.

[Triple G]

Measurements in metric are crap.

[unloadonme]

Crap indeed, but French crap to be more accurate.

[Triple G]

Accurate, maybe, but English measurement units are more romantic.

[crimsonpaine]

Romantic it may be, but cleaning up all the rose petals afterwards is rather tiresome.

[unloadonme]

Tiresome cleaning tasks I leave to the domestic staff.

[crimsonpaine]

Staff are required to wash hands after using the bathroom, but I bet not all do.

[unloadonme]

Do you have baths in American bathrooms?

[frankfrank]

Bathrooms on this 12 day trip (so far) have ranged from clean to filthy.