The END? No, it's the BEGINNING!

[Dark Secret]

Marriages fail in most cases because couples have lost the ability to converse.

[Shepherd 2]

Converfse all you want, but sooner or later you will have to listen.

Shep+

[frankfrank]

Listen to the sounds of nature, when you pause along the trail while hiking.

[Dark Secret]

Hiking naked in the rain is such an exhilarating experience.

[miatajeff]

Experience the truth, see the new X-files movie this summer!

[Dark Secret]

Summer is just around the corner, or so I have been told.

[miatajeff]

Told ya so!

[Dark Secret]

So you did!

[miatajeff]

Did I??????

[Dark Secret]

I laughed so hard my cock fell off!

[Shepherd 2]

Off, hell yes, I got off, for I get off every time I see you on top.

Shep+

[Dark Secret]

Top Hat and Tails were once all the rage.

[Shepherd 2]

Rage all you want, I will not dress in formal attire for love making, for I always take my clothing off in order to have the most sexual freedom and pleasure.

Shep+

[Dark Secret]

Pleasure of the flesh is sin.

[miatajeff]

Sin is just what they call it when they are not getting any.

[Dark Secret]

Any type of person can post in this Thread.

[Shepherd 2]

Thread bare, his clothes fell from his body revealing the most prodigious cock.

Shep+

[Dark Secret]

Cock crows herald the new dawn.

[frankfrank]

"Dawn" was the one-word title of one of the biggest hits by the 4 Seasons, in 1964.

(However, to be fair, the full official title was followed by "Go Away" in PARENTHESES, but "Dawn" was the only non-parenthetical word.)

[miatajeff]

1964 was less than a decade before I was born.

[Dark Secret]

Born innocent, children are soon manipulated by their parents.

[Dark Secret]

Series 1 will always be superior to subsequent ones.

[frankfrank]

Ones and zeroes are the only digits you'll ever see in binary.

[Shepherd 2]

Binary systems are the basis of computer technology.



Shep+

[Dark Secret]

Technology today is out of date before it even hits the High Street.

[Dark Secret]

Songs can either make you as happy as Larry, or turn you into a miserable fuck.

[harbour]

Fuck Larry - I'm not happy!

[BorisC]

Puppet, puppet, we are but puppet in the hand of the invisible puppet master

[harbour]

Master carpenters make beautiful things out of wood.

[Dark Secret]

Wood in the morning is most uncomfortable if you roll over quickly.

[harbour]

Quickly, fetch a Doctor!

[Keeland]

Doctor Who looked askance at the Bose-Einstein condensate.

[harbour]

"condensate" doesn't mean anything to me.

(phew!)

[Keeland]

Me is a tough word with which to begin a sentence, but it's nothing compared to bravo's solution; bravo harbour!

[harbour]

Harbour lights are very pretty to look at.

[frankfrank]

At the junction of I-15 and U.S. 95 is the metropolis of Las Vegas, where I am now.

[harbour]

"significantly" is how you should never end a sentence!

[BorisC]

God be my witness, all jubber are beautiful

[harbour]

"Beautiful Noise" is a great song.

[BorisC]

Song is a beautiful word

[harbour]

Seeking out truffles is usually done by specially trained pigs.

[dynk]

Dogs around here are nothing but barkers

[harbour]

"Barkers" is an estate agents in Leicester.

[dynk]

Leicester is a city in Massachusetts, as well as the UK

[BorisC]

UK is a country that gave us Industrialisation

[dynk]

Industrialization in the US started in the Lowell Area

[BorisC]

Aera 51 is a spooky place

[Shepherd 2]

Place a smile on your face.



Shep+

[frankfrank]

Face the biggest challenge head-on, and you may still win.

[dynk]

Win a trip to Bermuda